Amestris struggles in conflict with Drachma as a war hovers over the horizon. Al finds himself in the middle of it all when he is captured by a group of Drachman terrorists mistaking him for Edward. During his time as a hostage and forced accomplice, the truth unravels and he starts to discover that there's more to be seen than what is shown. Rated T for violence and language.

Weird title, I know. Strangely... the story fits the title. I'm tempted to rewrite this very early (not to mention rough) work of mine, but in the end I won't, no matter how embarrassing it felt rereading it. Reviewers have said this is FUNNY and a little DISTURBING. And no, this is not a hot juicy jerk-off material. Its intent is for the laugh.