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Chosen Paths by evoboo reviews
Byleth a teacher? She has never allowed any challenge to beat her, but this new scenario is especially perplexing since her first task is to decide which house to mentor. Used to Jeralt making all of the important decisions in her life, this - her very first independent choice - may be too much to handle. It's not like who she chooses is going to be all that important.. right?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,572 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 50m - Published: 8/11 - Avatar/Byleth, Jeralt
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,046 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 4,477 - Follows: 5,016 - Updated: 15h - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Something Familiar by genericdarklord reviews
What do an insane cat hybrid, armored murder owl and village-devouring flower have in common? They're all things children shouldn't be in charge of! Having students summon familiars in their first year of Hogwarts is great when they're things like cats and dogs. That... isn't always the case. Our heroes might save the world, assuming they don't accidentally destroy it first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 92,405 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 20h - Published: 9/26/2018
Time Flows Like Ink by GwendolynStacy reviews
After a fuinjutsu experiment gone wrong, Minato is yanked into a future where his family is dead, his team fell apart and the Uchiha were slaughtered. With the defective seal burning in his palm, Minato struggles to stay afloat in a Konoha that isn't his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,240 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 22h - Published: 3/10/2018 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U.
Reach for My Hand by EredusVox reviews
Edelgard decided to cut her path regardless of the obstacles in her way. She resolved herself to walk it alone if destiny demanded it. However, she hadn't factored in the possibilities her dearest professor would choose to walk her path with her. A retelling of Fire Emblem: Three Houses, the Crimson Flower Route.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,952 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 8/12 - [Avatar/Byleth, Edelgard]
Ephemeral Flames of Vengeance and Desire by Quatermass reviews
(Harry/Jalter!) One last betrayal from the country he saved sent Harry through the Veil, and into another world, where a different sort of magic exists. Learning of the plight of a young Sakura Matou, Harry summons an Avenger Servant, who turns out to be a twisted form of Jeanne d'Arc. Can these two damaged souls find peace and even love? Or are they doomed to fall into darkness?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,337 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 8/7 - [Harry P., Jeanne d'Arc]
Soaring Away by Julby reviews
Intent on resolving her emperor's lingering regrets, Byleth went through all the different routes to gather her information. Now she's ready to put that information to use to try and find a happy ending for Edelgard, and all her other students.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/28 - Edelgard, Byleth E.
All the World's a Sale by Narwhal Lord reviews
All the world's a sale, And all the men and women merely opportunities. A Self-Insert has a nasty incident while acting in a play, and wakes up somewhere in Valm- only to run straight into Anna. They immediately hit it off, sharing an interest in money and being morally grey. Adventure/Humor story with some darker elements.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,576 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 5/9 - Tiki, Anna, OC
Who Dares Wins by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter has been training himself and his friends for months, in preparation for this day. Today, his war begins when Voldemort plans a trap for him at the Department of Mysteries - only it's Harry who has the upper hand, until a trio of faces from his past make a very unwelcome return. Grey!Harry, Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,692 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 1/19 - [Harry P., Susan B.] OC
Going in Circles, Going Down by LadyAconiteWolfe reviews
She was innocent the first time she ran these circles, following her chosen leader, following her cubs. She never even realized the suffering she was in for. It seemed so simple at first. So innocent. It's amazing the kind of tortures you can find in the heads of teenagers. But she loved these children, her she followed them to hell and back. More than once.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 8/6
Shadow of Nohr by CrystalMoonlightII reviews
War rages. You failed in your duties to Hoshido and Princess Corrin. In order to save Flora's life you pledged your own as tribute. You're now an unwilling servant of Lady Camilla. Torn between promises and temptations, you yearn to end the conflict - all while your new mistress toys gleefully with your sanity. (Sequel to A Night with Corrin. Not a reader insert! Romance within!)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,052 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/7 - OC, Avatar/Corrin, Camilla, Charlotte
Departure from the Diary by TendraelUmbra reviews
End of second year AU. fem!Riddle. Harry is fully prepared to face the basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets to save Ginny. Unfortunately, he never gets a chance. Tamelyn Riddle realises that killing one student and draining the soul of another would leave too much evidence of her return. Thankfully, there's another horcrux right in her reach that she can use to hitch a ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,124 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/30 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by haikenedge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,948 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 3/10 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D.
Harry Potter and the Bodacious Bodyguard by MazzyStarShip reviews
When Tonks is forced to go undercover as Harry's bodyguard at Hogwarts, chaos ensues. Who ever said that fighting Dark Lords couldn't be fun? Slow-building Harry/Tonks. Fifth year. Rated M for crude humor and a few adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,075 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 9/14/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Ron W., Hermione G.
When Harry Met Tom by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,947 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Who'd Believe It Anyway? by CyberShockwave reviews
The rebirth of Tom Riddle, the death of Cedric Diggory... is it any wonder that Harry Potter is behaving a little differently than what his friends and classmates expect? But is this sudden shift merely the result of traumatic experiences, or is something much darker afoot? Who should Harry trust? Who can he turn to? With all that's happened in his life, who'd believe it anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,939 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 5/5 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L., Daphne G.
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,685 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The odds were never in my favour by Antony444 reviews
Ten years of life at the Dursleys have healed Alexandra Potter of any good feelings she might have towards her aunt, uncle and cousin, leaving her friendless and sarcastic about life. On her eleventh birthday, a letter sent by a school of magic may give her a providential escape. Except, of course, things may not be that simple for a girl fan of the Lord of the Rings...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 499,145 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/20/2015
Never-Forget-Me by 16-Beat reviews
The students experience care and affection from their typically distant Professor the only way he knew how: By expressing his love through the Myosotis flower.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/22 - Claude, Avatar/Byleth, Edelgard, Dimitri
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,697 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 3,556 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Byleth: Peculiar Professor by Waywatcher reviews
Byleth is anything but a normal teacher, much to the chagrin of his students.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 7/31 - Avatar/Byleth
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dimensional Twin by Gloweye reviews
After a freak magical occurrence triggered by Voldemort's defeat, twenty year old Harry finds himself transported into another world... right on top of his female counterpart, Iris Potter, aged 14. In the middle of the night. His own body is back at the same age again as well. Normal and Fem!Harry working together as siblings, and siblings only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,596 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 5/26 - Harry P.
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Thumbelina!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 227,696 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Eldritch by Taurus Versant reviews
There is a monster in the Alola Region. Her name is Moon and she is eleven years old.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 643,102 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Moon, Lillie, Hau
Byleth: Intimidating Instructor by Waywatcher reviews
It's not that Byleth is a bad teacher, it's just that she tends to unnerve or terrify everyone she interacts with.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 8/2 - Avatar/Byleth
Metallover's Self Insert Apocryphal Tales by metallover reviews
SI, OC, AU. As if two stories weren't enough, here we go with more Self Insert goodness! A collection of the various off-canon Apocryphal Tales I've written for the main Self Insert story. Seasonal one-shots, waifu short stories, all that good sh*t.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 4/27
Expanded Pokédex Volume II: Starters by Zocarik reviews
An extensive Pokédex containing information about lines of League accepted Starters. Lore, Combat Potential, Breeding, Bonding, Warnings, and more are found within. No character tags due to too many tags needed. This is a fanfiction to inspire thought. Not for profit.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 3/22/2018
Instinct by straw dragon reviews
Left abandoned by his teammates after suffering a wound during the chuunin exams, Naruto must overcome his new ordeal, but not before promising himself that he wouldn't be weak again. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto and shonen do
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,236 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 3/17 - Naruto U., Team Seven, Team Ten
Harry Potter and the Marauding Champions by NeverGonnaStop reviews
A new generation of Marauder's is born in the second half of the Triwizard Tournament, during a night none of them can remember. The destruction this new generation of pranksters wrought in a drunken stupor set them down a path of greatness. "Messyrs Firebird, TroinSkin, PaddleCul and VoulgeNeb are proud to present, the Marauder's Map, Version 2.0."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 6/27 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Viktor K., Cedric D.
The Saga of Shirou's Summons by Pallan Minerva reviews
A Hero of Justice needs a proper sidekick. Zelretch yawned, bored of seeing the same boy turn into the same man, at his side a blonde swordswoman. He's decided to take a look at what could have been, and what might be. A series of one-shots where Shirou summons different Servants, and the wacky hijinks they get up to around our friendly neighborhood Seigi no Mikata.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,199 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/23 - Shirō E., Iskandar, Tamamo, Kiara S.
Mistakes and Second Chances by lisbeth00 reviews
I took a flying leap through the Veil of Death. Gonna' be honest, not the smartest thing I've ever done. OOC, fem!Harry, dark!Harry. Elemental and Black Magics. Femslash. Rated M for language, violence, and mature topics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,487 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Death
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,667 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 4/8 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,352 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Best of Teachers by metallover reviews
Byleth is... an odd choice to be a teacher. She's an unsociable ex-mercenary, drinks like a fish, and has strange ideas about personal space. Yet, for all this, her goal is to become the very best of teachers for her students in the Black Eagles house at Garreg Mach.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/10 - Avatar/Byleth, Edelgard
Burning Cold by SerChristoph reviews
They say opposites attract. Haldr has never understood why, yet he knows it's right anyway. Some fires can burn cold. (Male DB / Serana).
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana] - Complete
Five Stars by Waywatcher reviews
AU. Gender-bender. Five teens met one dark night outside a pizza parlour. Some heroes, some civilians, some neither. Robyn, Cyborg, Starfire, Changeling, and Crow. All have their own issues, but together they are one of the strongest superhero teams of their time, the Teen Titans.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 134 - Words: 357,725 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,678 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,925 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 1/1/2017
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 71 - Words: 647,094 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Supreme Champion by Haugh Wards reviews
In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,602 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D.
The Bond of the Veela by tLoD reviews
A Veela's Mate is determined at birth. And Fleur Delacour grows up sensing the pain and sadness of her one and only love. So when she finally finds him, she will do anything for him to love her back. Fleur Delacour/Harry Potter, starts 4th year (GoF).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,481 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 2/14 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Hermione G., Gabrielle D.
The Robin Variable by Waywatcher reviews
Things change from one world to another: marriages differ, personalities are slightly changed, and Robin is the greatest wildcard of them all. The tactician often manifests fantastic powers and bizarre quirks, from minor to extreme. One thing remains consistent however: they are always drawn to the Shepherds.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 290,946 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Avatar/Robin
Your Father and Mine by Redbayly reviews
They weren't actually a secret, but America just never bothered to bring up the fact that he had fifty children. Naturally, it was bound to come out sooner or later that the states were personified; America just wishes it could've happened with fewer death threats. The nations won't know what hit them. And, in the process, other secrets from America's past are brought to light.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 257,696 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 9/1/2018 - America, Canada, Mexico, OC
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 2 by Fulcon reviews
It was done. The two biggest secrets in Konoha were out. Now, at max level, and wanted by Konoha, our favorite minmaxer has to do the impossible: Break the Cycle of Hatred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,238 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 3/4 - [Anko M., OC] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,142 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 5,971 - Follows: 7,015 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Potters Against the World by Temporal Knight reviews
Harry and Rose Potter faced everything together...until the Ministry ripped him away from her. Now, finally, Rose - with the assistance of Gabrielle Delacour - has found him again. They've got a plan to fix what was broken; and maybe get a bit of revenge along the way. Pairing: Harry/OFC/Gabrielle (twincest).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,808 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 3,674 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 10/22/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D., OC] N. Tonks - Complete
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 6/23 - Harry P. - Complete
Team Seven - Ripples in the Water by Drakenn reviews
The mission to Nami no Kuni shook the Team Seven and made their sensei act more seriously. This is the effect of his new determination and outlook.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,524 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 2/7 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Fixed Points by NoHinny reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Draco go back in time to fix the mistakes that led to the demise of the wizarding world. Major Ron and Dumbledore bashing. Eventual Ginny bashing. Eventual Dramione and Luna/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 188,274 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 4/20/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Luna L., Harry P.]
The Fate Of A Hero Complex Overlord by The Distorted Shadow reviews
When Emiya Shirou chose to give up and allow himself to be consumed to stop Gilgamesh from escaping destruction, he never expected to find himself in another world. Now in a world filled with demons and terrorized by a Tyrannical Despot, he has found a place to fulfill his dream of being a hero and saving everyone. It's just a shame everyone he's saving is completely insane.
Crossover - Disgaea & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,050 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Shirō E.
Sunrise by Buttons579 reviews
A valenwood elf goes on a mission to uncover the vampire conspiracy, and maybe finally find out just what exactly was going on with her. A vampire wakes up from a three thousand year old nap, and Stendarr preserve the world, she's mad. f!DB/Serana. Trigger warning.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,645 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/5/2018 - [Serana, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
Serpentine by darkfire1220 reviews
The voices Harry heard, those no one else could, were the only ones that spoke kindly to him growing up. They had spread their whispers across the world to rescue him and at last, found a way- by creating a queen of serpents. The birth of the amber-eyed empress triggers a permanent change in Harry's life, as he enters a world of magic that seeks to either protect or destroy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,680 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Basilisk
A Path Stained Red by Lady Alstreim reviews
Reincarnation wasn't something I expected, but I certainly wasn't complaining. Great mothers, psychic powers, a great older sister, really, on balance this new life was great. The fact that I also get to be a living legend of the Pokemon world was really just gravy. Semi-SI genderbent Red
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 106,723 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 5/2/2018
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 410 - Published: 6/28 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Gambler, the Thief, and the Black-market Boss by SSSRHA reviews
Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way. Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. Crack treated seriously! Gambler!Naruto Thief!Sasuke MafiaBoss!Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/31/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 287,174 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 4,421 - Follows: 4,765 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Harry P., Minato N.]
Issei - The Gaming Gear by SeerKing reviews
Getting the [Boosted Gear] is expected for Issei. What if he gained it a month early and another one as well? Let the Games Begin... IsseiXHarem (if it wasn't, it wouldn't be DXD). Now has a TVTropes page!
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 105,301 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 6,100 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 3/26/2016 - H. Issei
Fight and Flight by TheRedPoet reviews
I'd promised Charity I'd keep her daughter safe and so I would.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 81,399 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 2/3/2015 - H. Dresden, Lash, Molly C.
Uzumaki Naruto: Dawn of the Gamer Remastered Edition by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,565 - Reviews: 5495 - Favs: 9,819 - Follows: 11,496 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Anko M.
Light up the Sky by Countess Millarca reviews
When Uzumaki Naruto breathed his last, he didn't expect to wake up in the world of the living again. He was old, and tired, and so, so ready to move on. And, well...he wanted to see his wife again, dammit. But, of course, that wasn't what happened. Reincarnation fic. Naruto-as-Tsuna. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 134,264 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,014 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
Devil's Advocate by Razuhfy reviews
In a world where people can shoot fireballs from their mouths, control lightning in it's purest form, rip souls from bodies, and drop meteors from the sky. Sometimes you just need to ask why. Naruto/Tayuya !JashinNaruto AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,334 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 3/14 - Anko M., Naruto U., Tayuya
Extradition Escape by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Harry sees only one option when his name comes out of the cup - to escape where the contract can't follow; across borders where the Ministry's laws can't follow him. Where he goes changes him, and those who remained change too. Desperate measures implemented change how paths are walked for not just Harry but others too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,870 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/4 - Complete
Metallover's Self Insert Adventure Book 2 - The Redux by metallover reviews
AU. OC. SI. It's ba-ack! That's right, one of the most irreverent, self-important, ridiculous Awakening stories is back! Join our intrepid Self-Inserter Ben as he bumbles his way through personal relationships and battlefields as we make our way through the post-Plegia time-skip and towards the Valm invasion!
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 164,656 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/2/2017
Interviews with a Tactician by Scourge of Infinis reviews
In which Robin decides to conduct interviews with existing and potential Shepherds to ensure their loyalty and commitment to the cause (and some other details). What could possibly go wrong?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 603,800 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Avatar/Robin
Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 809 - Words: 230,399 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus - Complete
Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 152,718 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 9,897 - Follows: 11,807 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
Run by Foxtronic reviews
Skull has had enough. He's done. He's over this. He's a fucking Cloud, goddamn it. It's time he started acting like one.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,601 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/4/2018 - [Skull, Adult Reborn] Reborn, Arcobaleno
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 9,727 - Follows: 10,257 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Metallover's Self-Insert Adventure Book 1 - The Insertening by metallover reviews
AU. SI. Ever wonder what happens when an aggressive, foul-mouthed, broke-ass geek gets transported into his favorite Fire Emblem game? Yeah, I'll bet you do. A light, humorous self-insert crack re-telling of Awakening starring me, the author of Invisible Ties. Warnings for swearing, violence, sexual content and bad pop-culture references. And why the cat? I don't know either.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,308 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 571 - Published: 4/21 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Borderlands Collection by Foryewhoartliterate reviews
A random assortment of Borderlands oneshots, featuring a wide variety of characters, genres, and pairings. Including humour, adventure, romance, and goodness knows what else. Enjoy!
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 83 - Words: 147,497 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Lilith, Maya, Axton, Gaige
Time Travel? What The Fuck? by dragonpyre reviews
Basically, Team 7 vs. Kaguya, final smack down. Then suddenly POOF they're twelve again and waiting to meet their sensei on team assignment day. With no way to get back they decide to stop the war before it begins, and maybe save some people along the way. But they're twelve, how are they supposed to do that? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,398 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 3,815 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/23/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Riding with the winds by YepTheRebel reviews
Harry finds himself in a new, strange world. Adapting… could've gone better. Harry-is-Skull fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,713 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno
How A Slytherin Gets What They Want by Captain Cranium reviews
Harry frowned. "Why are you trying to help me?" he asked. "Not that I don't appreciate it ... but I think most of Slytherin would enjoy seeing me end up as dragon food." One-Shot, First Task
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 259 - Published: 3/31 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,868 - Follows: 5,236 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 8,891 - Follows: 8,624 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Orange by Wickermayne reviews
It was too hard to not fall in love with Naruto Uzumaki. Oneshots. Romance. Naruto x various gender-swapped characters. First chapter is Naruto x Fem!Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/24 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Naruto (which I do not own).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 163,743 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/17/2013
It Would Take an Act of Congress by dunuelos reviews
Donna is out sick for a week and this freaks out members of the US Congress. A funny comments leads to quite the unique circumstances. Who would believe it could come to this?
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,805 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/16 - Complete
What You Knead by Agent Malkere reviews
It started, as most things did in Kakashi's life, with a mission gone wrong. (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,067 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/12 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 402 - Published: 3/13 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Domesticity by SerChristoph reviews
Nine words, nine snippets of life. A domesticity fit just for the wasteland. (Cait / FSole Survivor).
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11 - [Sole Survivor, Cait] Ada - Complete
Project Wizard by Transcendent Equinox reviews
Harry felt like he lacked the freedom and agency to affect his chaotic and disorderly world. And then his life has been transformed into a videogame, the summer before his fourth year at Hogwarts University. Gamer!OP!Harry. Eventual Harry/Fleur/Tonks. Massive Crossover and AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/7 - Harry P.
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 4,252 - Published: 3/3 - Harry P., Ron W.
Cowbell for a Shy Ninja by Plump-Hinata reviews
The unlucky Hinata finds a magical cowbell. Little does she know, the cowbell is cursed to turn unsuspecting women into lustful, milk-giving cowgirls. After transforming into her new bovine form, it's takes everything Hinata has to resist giving in to her instincts and falling forever. Can she prevail? Warning: Cowgirl transformation, sexual content, dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/27 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Yajuu Sannin by Shredjeep777 reviews
While exploring the Team 7 training ground, a young Naruto happens to stumble across a strangely shaped kunai embedded in a tree. Years of frustration and deciphering later, he finally cracks the fuinjutsu formula hidden along the handle to surprising and painful results. History is rewritten as the descendants of the Otsutsuki clan are finally all gathered onto one team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 256,408 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 4,898 - Follows: 5,858 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Team Seven
The Half-Blood Romantic by Sophprosyne reviews
There's nobody like her. She's smart, beautiful, and witty. Unfortunately for Harry, she's also engaged. When Fleur Delacour returns to Hogwarts to help prepare for the war against Voldemort, Harry has to manage an uneasy balance between the demands of the war and the demands of the heart. Harry/Fleur during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,375 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 3,713 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/24/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/15 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 4,703 - Follows: 5,357 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 136,216 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 6,427 - Follows: 8,090 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P.
Unvirtuous Treaty by In a Quandary reviews
It matters not how many times 9S is reset, waking with the blank innocence of a newborn. His nature compels him to seek the forbidden, and he would invariably reenact the same three things: uncover YoRHa's lies, fall in love with 2B, and die by her sword. But no more. In an unprecedented departure from the script, they defy Command's execution order and flee YoRHa – together.
Nier - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,800 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 8/1/2018 - [9S, 2B]
Slip Up by wolfsrainrules reviews
REWRITE/EDIT OVERHAUL FOR THIS FOUND IN "Slip Up Revamped" . (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium )
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,502 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 4,767 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno
Slip Up Revamped by wolfsrainrules reviews
Skull had lied to the Arcobaleno about...everything, really for over 30 years. Sometimes he wonders what they'd think if they found out. And then the day comes that the do, and Skull-Harry- finds his past brought to light. (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium, Edited by NorthPeach- bless her)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,048 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,812 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno
When I Can't Lie Anymore by northpeach reviews
It takes just one night. One night that loosens his tongue and Skull can't lie anymore. Well, he can, but the selective blindness of his fellow ex-Arcobaleno vanished the instant he spoke the words, "I was a soldier." Now that they've seen his scars, from Voldemort, Malfoy Manor and the battles he's fought, now that they have seen the truth...everything changes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Harry P., Reborn, Skull, Arcobaleno
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 254,749 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/15/2012
A Belly Full Of Fire by FruitPastilles reviews
When people asked Hisashi what his Quirk was, he'd flash a grin and say he breathed fire. It was a small lie, easier to say than 'my human skin is too small and some bits slip out' despite the fact he never checked whether or not he had that toe joint. Izuku wasn't born Quirkless. He was born something else.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,933 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Izuku M.
Seven by Shaydrall reviews
There's a lot to be said about second chances, but that's about it. They're rarely offered in a world where mistakes lead to death. But that's no fun, so buckle up and let's just do it anyway. In which Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura each find themselves back in time and are honestly not too upset about it. The catch? None of them know about the other two. Will they ever?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,779 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Stargate by Sinyk reviews
What if Remus was not... quite... as fast as he needed to be to catch Harry before he tried to get to Sirius in front of the Veil of Death. And what if the Veil was not what the magicals believed it to be? Oops! AU HP/LL Bash!AD/RW/GW (as my usual).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,912 - Reviews: 3111 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 3,807 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Purge by Redbayly reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,413 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P.
Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Naruto disappeared. Minato found him (12 years too late). Gritty modern AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 251,961 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Minato N. - Complete
Accidentally Married by VonPelt reviews
When her father wanted to sell Pansy off like cattle, she decided to take matters in her own hands. With unexpected results. A second Chapter will be added eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 360 - Published: 11/2/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Hermione G. - Complete
Together by misericordia98 reviews
So it could turn out pretty cool to be a part-time parent. He had three tiny slaves who did a lot of things instead of him and also listened to him unconditionally. He kind of liked it. [Parental!Kakashi] /One-shot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
We are Grima (Apparently) by FanOfGames16 reviews
Robin's got amnesia. Big whoop. What about the amnesiac dragon attached to him? Slightly based off a Reddit post.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Avatar/Robin, Grima - Complete
The Flamel Experiments by andre.scutieri reviews
A King of absolute power. A Black Queen of bloody knowledge. A White Queen of dangerous beauty. A Red Queen of never-ending violence. A new world for the Court. And a new world for the Flamel Experiments. [HP/HG/GW/DG Dark AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,463 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 6/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Daphne G.]
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 402,897 - Reviews: 4340 - Favs: 10,001 - Follows: 11,879 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Bakin' Magic by Vallory Russups reviews
Harry just opens a bakery. In Italy. Of course he meets Arcobaleno claiming him as their Sky, an assassin boss with anger issues, your average immortal next-door ramen shop owner, and a friendly family (but not family-friendly) ghost trying to possess his body in dark alleys. Well, at least the scenery is lovely. Mafia Bakery AU. GEN
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,232 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Harry P., Kawahira, Daniela/Vongola VIII/Vongola Ottavo, Arcobaleno
Observational Skills by Stonecreek reviews
Sakura is the best at chakra control in Team 7. What she does with it is decidedly…unconventional. Naruto is dumbfounded. Sasuke is quietly scared senseless. And her sensei? Kakashi couldn't be prouder of his little voyeur in the making. An ongoing, connected series of 100 word drabbles where Sakura & her team learn some much-needed lessons. Mostly slice-of-life, high T rating.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,200 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 6/2/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Civil Disobedience by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations. Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now? Well. Tom Riddle was a very very petty man, and nobody discriminates against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/21/2018
Enough by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,328 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Original Version of Uzumaki Naruto: Dawn of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
At a young age Naruto grew up with little to no friends. Because of this he grew up with a love of video games. One day somehow he woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto has no idea what to make of this, but decided to make the most of it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover. RPG and Naruto Game of the Year elements. Old Version
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 334,075 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 9/30/2018 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto's Lullaby by myheartbelongstoaboywithalimp reviews
It's Naruto's turn to deal with a restless Boruto and when all other methods fail, there is only one more thing he can do: sing. Songfic. Oneshot. Naruhina. Family!fluff. (Song: The Jinchuuriki Song) The cover is not mine, so all credit goes to the creator, rightfully so.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 11/30/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
Kurama's Day Out by AlmostElectric reviews
Naruto forces Kurama to go out for a while. Easier said than done when you've never had thumbs before. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Complete
Something Familiar Classic by genericdarklord reviews
The original version of Something Familiar. Very heavy on crack, lighter on plot. This is no longer being updated and most of the good stuff will be in the rewrite anyway. I suggest you read that instead, unless you're impatient and really, really want to see an ice-skating ninja narwhal be suplexed into oblivion by a child. Yeah, I wasn't kidding about the crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 279,422 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 11/8/2016
In which my Best Friend turns into a Woman by GuideLudwig reviews
Robin expected many things when he woke up in the middle of a field. Finding that his best friend had become a woman was not one of them. (M!Robin/F!Chrom)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,468 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 7/26/2018 - [Avatar/Robin, Chrom]
Rebirth of the Founders by DaSalvatore reviews
The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,094 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,565 - Follows: 5,781 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Salazar S., Helga H.]
Werewolf Busters by Blu Rose reviews
There are many important questions in the universe that need answers, but the one to be answered today is one of such unimportance that only a person with too much time on their hands would even ask it, let alone try to answer it. "Sera, is Zero really a werewolf?" And thus Red Magnus, Seraphina and Usalia set out to get an answer in the most bizarre of ways.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2018 - Seraphina, Red Magnus, Usalia, Zeroken - Complete
The Nature of an Ashikabi by KyokaZangetsu reviews
Minato Sahashi. A 19 year old ronin who failed his college entrance exam twice! As he laments his second failure, he meets a beautiful woman with silver hair. It turns out that said woman is a powerful being known as a Sekirei! Next thing Minato know's, he's her human pet. Beta-read by Ikrani.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,384 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 3/20/2017 - [Minato S., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 03/Kazehana, No. 02/Matsu]
Fiery Rebirth by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Mukuro has a bit of a secret. One that has ties to a past he'd very much like to forget. Too bad he doesn't have much of a choice. Past and present collide as Mukuro seeks to discover who he really is. Now the question remains if the magical enclaves will remain standing at the end of it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,353 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 7/26/2018 - [Mukuro R., Chrome D.] Harry P.
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 5,023 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Unto The Breach by BackslashEcho reviews
With the power of all nine Bijuu within him, Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto should have been unstoppable. When Tobi tried to imprison him in the Other Dimension, the combined power of nine tailed beasts caused spacetime to tear, and the bijuu found themselves inside their previous jinchuuriki hosts...in the past. [AU/Time Travel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,070 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 4,934 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Obito U.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,824 - Follows: 3,757 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 6517 - Favs: 10,399 - Follows: 9,515 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
180 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
180 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not charm the toilets in the staff room bathroom to sing loudly when used,' and 'I will not attempt to exorcise Professor Binns.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,851 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Being yourself by silverseed reviews
...is one of the most difficult things to do, and more easily accomplished by pretending to be someone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,800 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 251 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 6,575 - Follows: 4,341 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 4,464 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Impractical Jokers: Demigod Edition by DarkPaladin000 reviews
Warning: This fanfic consists of scenes of extreme stupidity among four lifelong friends (Leo, Percy, Jason, and Frank) who compete to embarrass each other. Inspired by the show, 'Impractical Jokers.' Basically, they all go around in various (ridiculous) contests and end up humiliating themselves.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 153,875 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Percy J., Jason G., Frank Z., Leo V.
Iris Potter and the Goblet's Surprise by AutumnSouls reviews
The Girl Who Lived is young, small, but fierce and not easily controlled. A story of her mischief and troubles in her fourth year of Hogwarts. New tasks, humor, fem!Harry/Fleur. Not related to my other story, Tales of Three.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 187,361 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Albus D.
Late Again by GwendolynStacy reviews
Kakashi comes home from a mission and finds his apartment already occupied. Or: Kakashi doesn't know how to take care of himself. Luckily, his team is there to pick up the slack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/15/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fate's Gamble: Round Two by Lupine Horror reviews
Sequel to Fate's Gamble. Harry has finished with his original world (aside from a few visits) and now it's time to follow through on his promise to Fate to set right another world that her meddling didn't have quite the same effect as in his own. Summoned to fight Voldemort once more, Harry decides to have some fun while he's there. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,099 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 3,962 - Follows: 3,727 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Complete
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,883 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 2,696 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Cloudy, with a Chance of Freedom by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Skull died in the Future that Never Was, he was sent back farther than Yuni could have intended. Armed with a second chance to make things at little better, he slips into a role he had almost forgotten... that of Harry Potter. However some bonds once forged can't be broken so easily, leading him to the other Arcobaleno before they were known as great. Can he change their fates
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,856 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 4,799 - Follows: 4,898 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Harry P., Mammon/Viper, Skull
It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by Quatermass reviews
(Dumbledore bashing! Lovecraft Lite!) Exploring the Dursleys' attic led Harry to discovering a few hard truths. His mother is alive and well. She has been imprisoned for years. Oh, and did we mention she's none other than the Crawling Chaos, Nyarlathotep? Watch out, Magical Britain! Sanity's going bye-bye with this Outer God and her son...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 12/5/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Lily Evans P.
The Hogwarts Club by Haugh Wards reviews
"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 337 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, canon-divergent, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,053 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Hanabi H., OC
When did the Ice Queen get so flirty? by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Trapped in a sealed room with Daphne Greengrass and no wands Harry finds out her Ice Queen persona is just camouflage. But how will they escape and exact revenge on Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 304 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Not Quite Myths by Falia7 reviews
Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,734 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 4,300 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Rise of the Black Dragon by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Xanxus has always known he was adopted, long before he was taken in by the Vongola. Too bad no one told Timoteo that. As he struggles to make his own way in the Vongola family, his past begins to catch up to him. Let's hope the English magical enclaves can handle dealing with a very independent Varia Boss! Xanxus-is-Harry Rated for language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Harry P., Xanxus
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Weaponized Cuteness by twilighteve-writes reviews
Everyone in U.A knew that Midoriya Izuku was the epitome of adorableness. That was why they never really talked about it. You don't really argue against indisputable fact that everyone knew about. Others, however, couldn't say the same. Or; the 1-A kids find ways to weaponize Izuku's cuteness.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 422 - Published: 3/8/2018 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Katsuki B., Shouto T. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Old Friend by Sinyk reviews
An invitation to visit a muggle house in Surrey England, the next morning, the 25th July 1991, is received by Director Amelia Bones. It is the home of one Harry Potter. That visit changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 5,513 - Follows: 4,427 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 1/18/2018 - [Harry P., Susan B.] Amelia B. - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 178 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Cloak of the Dead by A Wordsmith reviews
Harry Potter receives the Cloak of Invisibility his first year, and everything is not how it seems. Death sinks into his magic and by the time summer rolls around, he has changed - and for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,921 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Harry P.
Color Blind by Venu3374 reviews
After several wars and far too many dead friends, a slightly-deranged Harry hatches a plan to get back everything he's lost. Eventually H/Hr, Manipulative but Not Evil Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,233 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 2/6/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 6,901 - Follows: 7,657 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Madness Does Not Always Howl by Khaleda reviews
Remember that saying, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…?" Imagine that fury coming from an honest-to-god, demon-woman. Even the boogie man checks his closet for my ex before he goes to bed.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,343 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 9/30/2010 - [Jinx, Raven] - Complete
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 129,425 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U.
To Harass an Adventurer by Arrixam reviews
Bell had never heard of the goddess Serafall. But, hey, it's a goddess who wants him. Why should he care! He probably should have as things start to become weird. Like befriending monsters, girls suddenly coming onto him, guys calling themselves Heroes wanting to kill him and, oh, being able to do things normal Adventurers can't.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,945 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 382,943 - Reviews: 5986 - Favs: 8,676 - Follows: 8,629 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
How We Met Your Mother by DeliriumDescending reviews
Skull had always done his best to keep his mafia life away from his mother, not because she couldn't handle it but because he wasn't sure the mafia could handle her. (All the different ways the Arcobaleno could meet Skull's mother.) [Fem!Harry ; Teddy-is-Skull]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,019 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 4,666 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Harry P., Teddy L., Skull, Arcobaleno
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 729 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
The Midoriya Effect by twilighteve-writes reviews
Midoriya Izuku is adorable as hell, and everyone in 1-A knows this well. Most doesn't realize how dangerous he can be. He was dangerous because he doesn't realize just how adorable he is. Or; Izuku is an adorable sunshine child, a cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure, and no one can say no to him.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 728 - Published: 12/3/2017 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Tenya I., Katsuki B. - Complete
A Witch and an Amazon Walk into a Bar by Philosophize reviews
At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,683 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Harry P., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Hermione G. - Complete
And the brave man with a sword by black.k.kat reviews
The Founders have spent the last fifty years separated and drifting, but with Voldemort rising, they're headed back to Hogwarts once more. Between a wary Golden Trio, Umbridge, and Voldemort's shadowy plans, there's little time to deal with their own problems, even though Godric knows it's tearing the four of them apart—maybe even irreparably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,379 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Salazar S., Godric G.] [Rowena R., Helga H.]
The Ministry Sanctioned Use of Love Potions by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Severus Snape receives a letter from the Department of Magical Education he can't ignore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 385 - Published: 11/17/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
Get Your Kid by College n Curls reviews
What did you do in school today?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,029 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 10/9/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
One life surrenders by Truemmerphantom reviews
"Congratulations, foolish one." The 'final' words of a dying God.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2017 - Avatar/Robin, Grima - Complete
Zumba by PadyandMoony reviews
What if the trio had been smarter about protecting the DA and Umbridge a bit dumber. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 168 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Butterbeer, Bollocks and a Ball by James018 reviews
"She Transfigured Seamus' testicles into a pair of tweezers!" Through a series of unfortunate events and unwise decisions, Harry Potter ends up going to the Yule Ball with Daphne Greengrass. Perhaps things won't turn out so bad after all: when you've hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up, right? …Right? Not your usual Daphne fic. Warnings for language and underage drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 213 - Published: 10/1/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Flock Off! by Quatermass reviews
Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Lethal Ladies from Outer Space. In which Harry Potter, after a drunken night of pranking MBI, ends up Winging the entire Discipline Squad. Which means he's now been conscripted by MBI. Oh dear. (Based on, with permission, "Angry, Angry Wizards" by sakurademonalchemist, and whitetigerwolf's 'Drunken Recruit' challenge! Harem!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,730 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 7/27/2017 - Harry P., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 105/Benitsubasa, No. 104/Haihane
The Next Five Times Clara Sees Missy by Wonko reviews
When Missy starts showing up in Clara's life between jaunts with the Doctor, Clara feels like she should be scared. And yet... Sequel to Understood Backwards.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Clara O., Missy - Complete
Insanity by Keeper of the Fandom reviews
Various instances of Harry going completely insane. Being brushed off by McGonagall, Riddle and the Chamber, seeing what Rita was ACTUALLY writing down, Umbridge's Blood Quills, and Snape's Occlumency. Updates will be posted in chronological order, so a chapter taking place before chapter 3 but after chapter 2 would bump chapter 3 to chapter 4. Previously called Interview.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Dolores U., Rita S.
Skirting Danger by Gravekeeper reviews
In which Akko and Diana engage in a war of attrition fought over absolute territory.
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 8/2/2017 - [Akko K., Diana C.]
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,931 - Follows: 13,036 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 600,256 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Impossible Mercy by Wonko reviews
The Doctor returns for Missy on Skaro, because of course he does. Clara hates everything about what they're doing but helps him anyway, because helping the Doctor is what she was born to do. First story in a planned series that will eventually be Missy/Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Davros, Clara O., 12th Doctor, Missy - Complete
Ticklish by VioletDragonian reviews
They were more human than even they themselves could realize, sometimes. No android soldier would ever have any need for feeling a sensation like this, and yet, that's exactly what 2B finds by accident.
Nier - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/25/2017 - [2B, 9S] - Complete
Proposal: Run by VioletDragonian reviews
2B and 9S are caught in a sudden rainstorm and are forced to seek shelter. But when you're confined in a small space with your partner and two snarky Tactile Support Units, things get weird. And then your partner runs off to play in puddles. Someone should probably get these children an adult.
Nier - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2017 - [2B, 9S] - Complete
Poor Judgement & Associated Adventures by KuriQuinn reviews
Let's be honest. A universe where Team 7 made it to ANBU would be a disaster. A series of Crack-ish AU one-shots. [Rated M for some language and mature humour. Written out of sequence.] [Marked as complete, but every now and then there may be another one-shot added]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 7/4/2017 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven - Complete
In Hot Water by VioletDragonian reviews
9S loves bath time, when he can rest and relax with his thoughts, as humorous as some of his internal tangents can be. Of course, he has horrible luck, and the last person he'd want to see him with a beard of bubbles is exactly who walks in at exactly that moment.
Nier - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [2B, 9S] - Complete
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Say Something by myinuyasha04 reviews
Naruto had always longed for friends, a family. To her surprise, her genin team became just that. But when it was all said and done, Naruto wondered if she had been better off alone. FemNaru. Gen. Team 7. Platonic team bonding. Slow burn bonding.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,500 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Naruko U., Team Seven
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Cirrus Cloud by silenceia reviews
In which you are Acacia Potter who becomes Skull de Mort and makes tons of awesome friends along the way. Almost completely angst-free, isn't that great? 2nd person POV, fem!Harry-is-Skull
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,930 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Harry P., Mammon/Viper, Reborn
Team Kakashi vs Paperwork by LullabyKnell reviews
There's another Team Seven. After so many long years and failed teams, Kakashi has finally passed the fourth Team Seven in Konoha's commonly-known history after his own, his sensei's, and the Legendary Sannin themselves. Oh god, what was he even thinking?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Kakashi H., Iruka U., Team Seven - Complete
Quirks for Deku! by Thanos Cradik reviews
A series of one-shots that basically amounts to me slapping a new Quirk onto poor Deku. Quirks shown here are free to use.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Izuku M.
My Demon Tenant Can't Be This Cute! by Yangster reviews
The Nine-Tailed Fox. A mighty creature of pure chakra, with a visage fearsome enough to put the most hardened of men into fear comas. That was how the demon was known to Naruto. Now just imagine his surprise when he suddenly meets the fox and realizes that she's a girl. An insanely cute girl at that. It is just too bad about her nasty attitude. She sure is fluffy though. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,636 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
If I Were Me by Xinthos reviews
There are far-reaching consequences for everyone when Ino doesn't befriend Sakura as a child, not the least of which occurs when Sakura's two personalities disassociate from each other completely. With one convinced she's worthless and the other determined to prove otherwise, they'll have to find a way to live and fight together if they want to survive. [Eventual InoSaku].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,259 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Sakura H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 5,725 - Follows: 5,766 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Dead Parenting by FriTik reviews
Naruto wishes he had a friend. Fortunately the big scary monster in the cage said he would be his best friend! All he has to do is take off the little sheet of paper on the bars. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Emotion by Hanede reviews
[NieR: Automata, Pre-Game, Heavy Spoilers, Post-pr[E]dator] Eventually, inevitably, irrevocably, she became too attached to him.
Nier - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/15/2017 - [2B, 9S] - Complete
How I Met Your Other Mother by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Kushina tells the tale of how she, single handedly, managed to seduce both Lee and Minato at the same time to her impressionable (if horrified) children. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,233 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Kushina U., Minato N.] - Complete
One Week by VariousStories reviews
The job paid well, it wasn't too dangerous and what work he did need to do was simple. It was easy, almost too easy, but he wasn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth. For once, he wish he did, because now he has a bunch of realistic animatronics trying to kill him one moment and then trying to be his friend the next. Bi-Polar robots. Lovely. [AU, FNAF-esque AU]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,226 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/6/2017 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Nora V., Team RWBY - Complete
Serpents and Celestial Bronze by Levity Lirum reviews
He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,379 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 5,783 - Follows: 6,364 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 8/23/2014
Claimed by Death by MidKnight2089 reviews
The war is won, and Harry thought it would all be good. But people are dying, and Harry can't help but feel he is being watched. One-shot. (Rated T to be safe)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/4/2017 - [Harry P., Death] - Complete
I Saw Grayson Kissing Santa Claus by pupeez4eva reviews
It's Christmas time, and Damian is on a mission - to stop this 'Santa' fellow from molesting his older brother.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,446 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Damian W./Robin - Complete
Hajime Reacts! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Everyone's favourite cap-wearing paper doll protagonist goes on the Island Challenge, reacting to fanfics, tropes and other such nonsense. Hilarity (quite possibly) ensues. Pokémon belongs to GAME FREAK. Rated T for shenanigans. AU, OOC, OC, crack. Chapter: Beginnings, Part 1! "Oh boy." MCs renamed; see Author Notes of first chapter. Part of the New Reactsverse.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Moon, Sun, Lillie, Hau
Mithradite by Leikiz reviews
Lillie's visit to Selene takes a turn when she discovers that Selene has made a terrible decision in her absence. [Moon/Lillie][Sickfic][Fluff and Angst]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Moon, Lillie - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 3,275 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
Moon is a busy kid. She has pokemon to groom, mattresses to test- Why in the world does her mom want her to learn Alolan? It's be useless to waste time learning it for a Kanto girl like her... right? In which Moon practices some skills and neglects others. Pokemon Sun and Moon Fic
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Moon - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,441 - Follows: 14,354 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Sheathed Arrows by Primordial Inscriptor Z-09 reviews
Counter Guardian EMIYA is once again called to the Holy Grail War, but this time with a unique catalyst and an abnormal timing. Will he take this chance to finally be free, or will he take this chance to live out the life he missed out on? How will this shape the future? Alter!Arturia. Original Idea by: konamikode from Sufficient Velocity.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,748 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 4/2/2016 - [Arturia Pendragon, EMIYA] Shirō E.
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 5,402 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sound Of Silence by birdwoman95 reviews
Harry's treatment at the Dursleys didn't make him – it broke him. At Hogwarts, broken children make their way to the home of the badgers. No one protects like a badger. The outcome? Heads fly. This is the trial of Albus Dumbledore. Rating due to child abuse mentions. Format is weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Complete
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,065 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,791 - Follows: 11,269 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 6,707 - Follows: 4,876 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
He Makes Me Laugh by PunkInuzuka reviews
Temari was a harsh, clever woman, but she loved for simple reasons. [NaruTema]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,919 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Naruto U., Temari] Ino Y. - Complete
Multiverse by The Right Hand of Light reviews
In the infinite possible realities that exist, most things stay the same—but Robin is always different. A series of one-shots exploring Chrom's relationships (platonic and otherwise) with a different version of Robin in each chapter. Chapter 15: Centuries have passed since the time of the Exalt. Meanwhile, in modern-day Ylisse, Chrom and Robin go on a road trip. Reincarnation!AU
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,629 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,439 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 5,228 - Follows: 5,476 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
Tales of a Gutsy Ninja by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,723 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Descent by aelursadgod reviews
fem!Harry/fem!Voldemort. Harriet couldn't save Ginny down in the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,496 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
One, Two, Three by DeliriumDescending reviews
He'd been on the verge of giving up on ever finding his Sky, then... "My name's Elanor Potter. I've been looking for you!" (For Elanor, harmonizing with Skull was easy; falling in love with him even more so. That it surprised the heck out of everyone else in the Mafia was just a bonus.) [Fem!Harry/Skull]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 1,148 - Published: 6/17/2016 - [Harry P., Skull] - Complete
Of Photography and Models by greatduwangs reviews
She loved Corrin more than anything. So when Corrin was in need of a model for a photography assignment, Camilla was the first one to come running. Modern AU. F!Corrin/Camilla.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Camilla - Complete
Say Boys Don't You See Them Bones by Adel Mortescryche reviews
In which Tsuna's the Corpse Whisperer. (Or: In the months he spends at the Varia Compound at Timoteo's behest, Tsuna manages to stumble across enough forgotten dead bodies to fill entire cemeteries. And everyone is terribly amused. Except, y'know, for him.) (Dedicated to InsaneScriptist)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 192 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Squalo S., T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
Oceania by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
America and Russia's decade long feuding has finally produced a love child, the terrifying and overpowered Eleanor Lily Potter, otherwise known as the girl-who-lived. spin-off of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 313 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Harry P., England/Britain, America, Russia
In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated by okayserasera reviews
In which Itachi and Satsuki have a beautifully codependent sibling relationship, Gaara is a stalker with a crush, Naruko trolls, and Shisui and Sakura despair at the state of the people they call their friends. Non-massacre AU, always-a-girl!Gaara, Satsuki, & Naruko. Mostly crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Gaara, Team Seven
Expendable by Maintenant reviews
Naruto thinks he's expendable. The others don't react so well to that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,146 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
What If by wolfsrainrules reviews
33 years is a long time to hide who he was…and Skull thinks it's finally time he told the others of his past. His past as Harry Potter. (SLIP UP AU. What if Skull was ready to tell the Arcobaleno his past?)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 530 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
The Man the Grim Reaper Hates by wolfsrainrules reviews
"It has been years since I have seen some of you and I have heard the rumors. The rumors the Grim Reaper had greeted the Great Skull. I am here tonight…to tell you- to show you- that I am the man the Grim Reaper Hates! I am the Immortal Skull!" (Or the Arcobaleno go see Skull's Stunt Show without telling him and have a few years shaved off. Takes place BEFORE Slip Up. No spoilers)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 750 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 4,615 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Legends That Bleed by Kiko-Butt reviews
A good, solid punch to the face has always had the power to change a person's outlook. Kakashi didn't realize this until Gai got him, right in the kisser. He was never going to live this down. Team 7's fate was about to change. Strong Team 7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 81,836 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Auntie Bella by the-purple-black reviews
Nymphadora is on patrol one evening tracking some Death Eaters when she gets caught in a duel, landing her an unwanted visit to her favourite Aunt. WARNING Rated M for scenes of violence; it is Bellatrix, after all. ONESHOT COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Bellatrix L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Father First, Damn It! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 941 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 11281 - Favs: 12,831 - Follows: 9,655 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Grimaspawn, timelost psychotics, and lesser irritants by MorayInTheWreck reviews
Standalone stories of Morgan, Morgan, Lucina, and the rest of Fire Emblem Awakening's cast, with a focus on the second generation. Playing tonight: The grand finale! Featuring stories from a masked champion, the princess of Ylisse, the avenger of the future, a hero without peer, and perhaps even the child of a god.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 241,637 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Morgan, Severa - Complete
Everybody Lies and Everybody Dies by northpeach reviews
They labeled him as the weakest. They're mafia, they should have known better about secrets. Just because he is so clearly, so easily read, they assume that's all there is. He is weak. This is what they 'know'. Skull laughs. His lies are perfect, just as his mask he's worn for years. It was only a matter of time before someone found his trigger and that all ended. Harry-is-Skull
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,725 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Harry P., Skull, Uni, Arcobaleno
Sealed in a Coffin by Sodium Bicarb reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,745 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 3,903 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,694 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 3,998 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N.
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 542 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
It was Anticlimactic and Then It was Anarchic by YAXON reviews
The Fourth Shinobi World War is brought to a sharp, abrupt end when Minato thinks quickly on his feet. Though admittedly it wouldn't have been possible if his male students hadn't had a certain fear of a fiery redheaded mistress... Kushina Revival. Crackfic. Originally a two-shot - everything after the first two chapters is bonus material and can be disregarded if you wish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,806 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 10,152 - Follows: 11,974 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4151 - Favs: 7,434 - Follows: 5,960 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
You're Everything A Big Bad Wolf Could Want by Aglio - Saggezza reviews
"It would be rather rude, Rize supposes, to kill him on the first date. Where would be the harm in letting him stew in his foolish infatuation for just a little while longer?" Only, half a year later, with her prey-turned-boyfriend still alive and kicking, Rize begins to consider that she may have made a slight miscalculation.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 362 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Rize K., Kaneki K./Haise S.] Tsukiyama S. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Childcare and Warfare (Tales of an Irate Father of Twelve) by King of Plot Bunnies reviews
When they set up camp in the Carrion Isles, Robin had never expected to find himself confronted with a band of people from the future, let alone the future-children of his close friends. Oh, and there was one other problem as well. They were his, too. ALL of them. "Naga, help me." Naga, help us all. Robin x Gen 1 Women. ChromxMaiden. Superdaddy!Robin
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Avatar/Robin, Morgan, Kjelle, Severa
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 651 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
In Spite of Obstinate Men by Quatermass reviews
When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge sent for the Dementors to search for him. Dumbledore and Amelia Bones send for Mr H Delacour, former French Auror and consulting detective. Meeting Harry Potter by chance on the Knight Bus, Delacour, his wife, and his daughters are soon entangled with the story of the Boy Who Lived, and the truth about Sirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,384 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 329 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees - Years 1-7 by Steve2 reviews
This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 61,362 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 7,942 - Follows: 6,043 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Not As Planned by fringeperson reviews
Skull is not Mafia, and he's got better, safer things to do than get involved in the Mafia. Like stunt work. Oneshot. Complete. Don't Own.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 337 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Skull - Complete
The Timeless Value of a Mended Friend by Green Tea Bubbles reviews
A twist on the usual Team 7 time travel. All three are granted a second chance, back as babies in the same timeline. Except none of them know that the others are back too and all three have different plans for the future. Sakura wants to prevent a war. Sasuke wants to start one. And Naruto? He just wants Team 7 back, and maybe he'll even save Konoha in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,220 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Team Seven
How Long Is Forever? by tradition reviews
Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unusual Hauls by Aliathe reviews
Sasuke is kidnapped, Naruto is the kidnapper, and Sakura is their amazing getaway driver who demands more credit. But, inexplicably, they're still friends. Somehow. [Modern!AU] [Pointless Fluff-ish One-shot] [Team 7 Banter] [Companion to 'Mealtime Chatter']
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Team Seven - Complete
Mealtime Chatter by Aliathe reviews
Sakura's the loan shark of your nightmares, Naruto's a therapist with a cult, and Sasuke is the snobbiest of snobs who lets them know it. But, inexplicably, they're still friends. Somehow. [Modern!AU] [Pointless Fluff-ish One-shot] [Team 7 Banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Team Seven - Complete
As the Days roll on by stolen with the night reviews
There were just some things only little Tsuna knew which should have been obvious to others. First, he was obviously a Jedi with a fire affinity. Second, his twin didn't have a sense of humor. Third, his mother was extremely vague and married to a male stripper in the mafia. Fourth, Kyo-chan was the anti-christ and finally, he was the only sane one left in Namimori. Obviously.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,814 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Harry Potter and A Flower by potterheadcharles reviews
AU Year 4. Left alone to his devices, Harry is thrust into a tournament where he is absolutely outclassed. Enter Fleur Delacour, a lazy prodigious Veela who is bored. They meet and sparks fly. Dangerous opponents, seriously dangerous creatures and his rotten luck. How will Harry survive this one? And Fleur never told him what her father does for a job...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,345 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 11,562 - Follows: 12,341 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
The Greatest Prank by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,551 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P.
Tales from Mount Silver by SwiftShiftGear reviews
A series of companion one-shots for Snowed In. Latest: Cynthia x Fem!Red. "You've been going easy on me, havent you!"
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Cynthia/Shirona, Red, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Boundaries by Zahira Raja reviews
The Vongola, as well as all of Italy, had learned a concrete set of rules and boundaries to follow when it involved Sawada Tsunayoshi. Rule One; You don't attack before Vongola Decimo has had his coffee. Or things like this could happen, "You've got exactly five seconds to get the fuck out of my house before I set you ablaze and dance on the ashes." And that was him being nice.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,675 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Varia
Fixer Upper by thewhitepatch reviews
Spin-off/Prequel to Decruited. The relationship between Robin and Lucina is filled with strange, harsh, hilarious, and confusing moments. A collection of snapshots about their transformation from an amnesiac with a skill at tactics and a time-traveler in drag to a loving family of three, ending in a musical sequence. (Robin/Lucina)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,427 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,772 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Take Care of You by tabjoy13 reviews
One-shot featuring a young Team 7 just trying to help their sensei out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Whiskers by Alabaster Ink reviews
Mama didn't have whiskers and Himawari was determined to find out where they went.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 293 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
Her Survival by CHPrime reviews
Robin promised Chrom that she would not sacrifice herself to stop Grima. A month later, She returns to Ylisstol, much to Chrom's dread.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,020 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Avatar/Robin, Chrom] Lucina, Morgan - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Losing Even That by court.von.D reviews
She didn't expect "The Butcher of Torfan" to have a sense of humor. Or a heart.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,400 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Miranda L., Shepard (F)]
Four Things that Come Not Back by Hiruma Musouka reviews
There are a lot of extremely obvious reasons why Skull can't stand Reborn. But there are also some that everyone's missed.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 318 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Skull, Mammon/Viper - Complete
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 5,252 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
Limited Time by VioletDragonian reviews
Everything Tadashi ever did was for the good of his little brother, but even from the very beginning he knew life didn't want him around long, despite how badly he wanted to stay. (oneshot)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Tadashi Hamada, Hiro Hamada, Aunt Cass, Baymax - Complete
He who will change the Shinobi by mlickko reviews
During the battle on the bridge in Wave, when Naruto used Kyuubi's power, Nine-Tails felt something he detested: Sasuke's new Sharingan. Discovering that something was preventing his host from reaching his full potential, he did the math. Results? He will give a small helping hand to his host so that he could surpass the Uchiha. /SmartishNaruto, rating may go up. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,516 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 4,259 - Follows: 4,792 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 599 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Sisters by IAmVictorious reviews
Sisterly drabbles about Ryuko Matoi and Satsuki Kiryuin.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Ryuko M., Satsuki K.
Snowed In by SwiftShiftGear reviews
Cynthia brings her friends to visit Red on top of Mount Silver when a snowstorm strikes! Poor Red. How's she gonna deal with so many people invading her personal space? Fem!Red PTSD!/SocialAnxietyDisorder!Red. Femslash. New poll, by the way.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Cynthia/Shirona, Red, Skyla/Fuuro, Elesa/Kamitsure
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 788 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Naruto: A Cliche Parody 2 point 6 and a third by NarutosBrat reviews
Well, people asked for it, so here is the uber harem version of the original. I would suggest reading the author notes at the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 184,375 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Naruto U.
See If I Care by Jstonedd reviews
She had to admit, though she found her eyebrows strange looking and overly large at first, she now had to concede a certain attractiveness to them. It went without saying that she'd rather get tackled by a team of beefy football players than ever confess it out loud. College!AU, Ryuko la Satsuki.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [Ryuko M., Satsuki K.] N. Jakuzure - Complete
Robin's Bulletin Board by Gone2GroundEX reviews
Messages from the group's Tactician to the Shepherds. Inspired/Idea Stolen from 'Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies'. Shorts.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Avatar/Robin
Torment: The Followers by Jack Hargreave reviews
It's not easy to be a follower of the Dragonborn. But we're sworn to carry this burden, so we'll endure this torment no matter what.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
Jonin vs Jonin by Tartarun reviews
Sequel to Teachers and Lessons. Kakashi hunts down Kurenai and takes his pound of flesh. His team is avenged.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Kurenai Y., Asuma S. - Complete
Personas and Wizards by Arawn D. Draven reviews
What if after a car accident, Harry found himself in a small Japanese town known as Inaba, and was found by Dojima Ryotaro, several years before the events of Persona 4? How would that change the events in Persona 4? And what would happen if a Persona-wielding Harry Potter was summoned to participate in the Triwizard Tournament?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 47,719 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Naoto S.] Nanako D., Protagonist - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 8,510 - Follows: 10,122 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Texts From the Survey Corps by shinyklefkey reviews
Hanji decides to upgrade the Survey Corps by giving them cellphones and allowing them to text each other for better communication. Great idea, right? Maybe not, Hanji... Rated T for language.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,376 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Levi A.
Miscalculations by ephieshine reviews
The two top strategists of Konoha and Suna tend to miscalculate when it comes to each other. A ShikaTema oneshot; contains some mature content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Teachers and Lessons by Tartarun reviews
Sequel to Ninja Wire lessons. Kakashi leaves his team alone again and of course he regrets it badly. Team 7 again demonstrate their ability to get into the strangest situations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ninja wire lessons by Tartarun reviews
Team 7 shouldn't have got out of bed that day. Genma is regretting even mentioning his skill with ninja wire. Kakashi is having a fun day off. Sequel to First Kills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Genma S., Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Sick Day by court.von.D reviews
Some things, even with all the advanced technology in the galaxy, can't be cured. Like the common cold.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [Miranda L., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,418 - Follows: 1,033 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 387 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Breaking Twilight by RuRuLaLa reviews
Charlie Swan is having troubles that he doesn't feel he is equipped to handle. Swallowing his pride, he asks for help from an unlikely source. He regrets everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 412 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Charlie S., Edward
Unconventional Tactics by weeatbabies reviews
Because the title "Avatar" is extremely misleading and Robin doesn't do a damned thing the same way we'd really want to. A series of one-shots.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 7,898 - Follows: 2,133 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 304 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
The Boy in the Team by Shadenight123 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is Rookie of the Year and son of the police chief. Naruko Namikaze is prime Kunoichi and hero of Konoha, daughter of the Yondaime Hokage. Hence, the dead last assigned to their team is Shinku Haruno...son of civilians. There is no rising from the lower levels when you're surrounded by prodigies. Just live through the nightmare...and hope to wake up to a better day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 83 - Words: 363,350 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruko U., Team Seven - Complete
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
My Hairpins are Sharper Than Your Battle Fan by thirdmetaphor reviews
Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Madara U., Mito U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by KennHyrulian reviews
He watched as she playfully interacted with the rest of the Shepherds, bringing smiles everywhere with her endless amounts of energy. Her hair danced as she flew through the camp, introducing herself before leaving in a whirlwind. Robin smiled. He would do anything for her. Anything.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Olivia] Morgan, Inigo - Complete
Orochimaru's Student by Riya3 reviews
A cheeky kid and her overly exasperated sensei. Platonic Orochimaru/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, HIATUS, but being worked on as of 2-1-16
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,457 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Blaise Z.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Children of the Underworld by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Sequel to Breaking the Gods. With Nico's soul at stake, Percy takes a risk and reveals all that they've been hiding to Annabeth, Thalia, and Jason. United with the Kanes, a desperate search begins, but no one can foresee where it will take them, or what they'll find along the way.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,354 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Percy J., Anubis
The Common Application by Mr. Invincible reviews
After the end of the war with Gaea, Percy faces his next challenge in life: going to college. As he begins to fill out the applications to submit, he comes up with funny, whimsical, not serious, some slightly inappropriate ways to answer the questions. But hey, he's the Hero of Olympus. Who cares about college apps when you saved the world?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Shirou Emiya: Erogame Protagonist by gabriel blessing reviews
Yeah, you read that right. Yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Yeah, this is a pretty unhelpful summary.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 93,099 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012
Wanderer's Diary by Three Rejects reviews
Most know of the so-called messiah of the Capital Wasteland, the man known only as the Lone Wanderer. To the righteous, he is a saviour. To the evil, he is a nightmare made manifest. And to those who actually know what he's like as a person, he's a dangerous nutjob with some serious psychological issues.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,168 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
Impress Me by eighttails reviews
Robin is tired of Aversa's suggestive wordplay and wants to get to the root of her social issues. His solution is...well a dose of sappy romance.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Aversa - Complete
Everyone just calm down! No skewering! No disintegrations! by Dustbringer Terra reviews
SPOILERS for the second half of the game. Go play past Chapter 21! Chrom decides to eavesdrop on Robin and Lucina shortly after the incident at castle Plegia and the loss of the Fire Emblem. But what'll happen when more of the Shepherds get the same idea and find themselves in one convoluted mess? My attempt to turn one of the most dramatic moments of the game into a comedy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Tharja - Complete
To Those of Wolves' Eyes by The Storyteller of Dreams reviews
AU. In which Kakashi adopts Team 7, gradually. Or: A mission led to a wolf demon being stuck inside seventeen years-old Kakashi. Somehow, that prompts him to actually getting a life, taking care of Naruto, adopt Sakura and be Sasuke's support. Obviously, things change. -I do not own the pic-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,474 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, Rin
Shark in the Leaf by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,606 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 4,696 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
1,000,001 Shells by Elira Rose reviews
Just a parody about what I think would happen after the Dovahkiin dies...and is confronted by the group of figures who all say they have claim to her in the afterlife.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Three Reasons to Live by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Team Seven, Sasuke included, is ambushed on a mission. After fighting their attackers off, they wait for a medic and take care of Kakashi, who was poisoned- and are confused when he mistakes them for three people named Rin, Obito, and Minato. They had never wondered so much about their sensei and his past until now. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,892 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 1,089 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 5,966 - Follows: 3,921 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Coincidence and Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Raven, Jinx] - Complete
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 540 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Round Two: A Naruto Time-Travel Story by Corruptmonk reviews
Time-Travel Story. Naruto died in the Fourth Shinobi War. Kami granted him a boon, returned him to his body with his and Kurama's memories of the future intact. This time, Naruto vowed to do things differently. Powerful Naruto, Powerful Team 7, No Bashing, Not Yaoi, No ships as of yet. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,125 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Broken Shadows by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Dark Encore by reptilia28 reviews
Harry Potter is ready to begin the next great adventure, but there is one who would not see him go just yet. After all, what fun would that be? Canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 708 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 9,187 - Follows: 2,600 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,363 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Breaking The Gods by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Nico infiltrates a boarding school that's been conducting experiments on demigods, and discovers a plot far more twisted than anything he ever expected. Cut off from Percy and Camp Halfblood, as well as Anubis and the Kanes as they struggle in their fight against Apophis, Nico must turn to a new ally, the Roman demigod Jason Grace, if he has any hope of surviving.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,442 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Unatoned by SeriousScribble reviews
Secrets of the war, a murder and a fatal attraction: After his victory over Voldemort, Harry became an Auror, and realised quickly that it wasn't at all like he had imagined. Disillusioned with the Ministry, he takes on a last case, but when he starts digging deeper, his life takes a sudden turn … AUish, Post-Hogwarts. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,724 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Talk - Shinobi Version by Sakiku reviews
Team 7 has reached an age where it is time for The Talk. The 'how's have already been covered at the academy – now it is time to get into the 'why's. Despite the humor, a serious fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Aburame Lightning by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,500 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Shino A.
The Ultimate Showdown by DanceInLightening reviews
England has had enough of Voldemort going around and killing people, and he is going to let him know damn it! *Crack/Parody*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Voldemort, England/Britain - Complete
The Road to Sexy by PureWaterLily reviews
All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Natsu is addicted to sleeping in Lucy's bed and she's downright sick of it...until she realises why he does it. Meanwhile, the Fairy Tail guild hear the two have 'slept together' and misunderstandings ensue... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 384 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 245 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 16,630 - Follows: 15,151 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Believe It by eyeofthegoddess reviews
Naruto finally asks Hinata out on their first date. She is everything that he ever wanted. But what happens afterwards when he is confronted with Road to Ninja Hinata versus the sweet, innocent girl that he's used to. Originally an entry for the "Summertime Love" contest sponsored by NaruHina Fan Club in Naruto Forums. But "M" rating means it is just included for laughs!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's All Madara's Fault by Lil' DeiDei reviews
It is all Madara's fault. Kyuubi? Madara. Jinchuuriki? Madara. Uchiha? Madara. Sakura's large and tragic forehead issues? Madara. Thus, he has to go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Madara U., Team Seven - Complete
There's this Saying about Curiosity by skyflyte12 reviews
"You should be dead!" the old woman that had healed her after almost killing her days earlier shouted hysterically. Holly pouted. What was it about people and proclaiming her Imminent Doom? HP/Naruto, fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,440 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/4/2010
My Life As A Clinically Insane Pink Haired Girl by PeinSaku reviews
My mom got called away on some kind of business trip yesterday, so my brother Nagato and I have to stay home alone for a couple of weeks. And since he just can't stand the thought of leaving me to my own devices, Jerk-face over here decided that he's gonna drag me along to his stupid little group meeting. Kill me now. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 205 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] Nagato U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 624 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 1,346 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
How To Have Fun At Walmart by xBrokenRecordx reviews
Konoha and the Akatsuki sign an alliance and Sakura is sent to be their new medic. Spending time with the Akatsuki leads Sakura to do...some bizarre things. Like finding a list online about 333 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Why not try it out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Getting Away by fringeperson reviews
If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 828 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Speak Up by Mya Latti reviews
So after about four months of tests, the doctor had confirmed to his mother what was wrong with Red. "Your child is mute," A novelisation of the generation one games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 152,034 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Red - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 5,827 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,789 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Through the Cracks in the Mask by Eilwynn reviews
How would Naruto's life have changed if he'd had a relatively normal early childhood, someone who cared about him during his most impressionable years? A typical storyline, done a little differently. An exercise in character psychology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 50,919 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Retribution by Nate Grey reviews
Sasuke meets Ino instead of Sakura on his way out of the village, and learns a valuable final lesson: don't start a clan war with three others. Especially if yours happens to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Inoichi Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome to Skyrim by Laluzi reviews
Zariel is just a Breton trying to get through daily life, but Thalmor agents and renegade laws of physics won't stop getting in her way.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 13,640 - Follows: 3,556 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate stay away by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Short vignette scenes presenting a Fate scenario where Shirou summons a Saber closer in persona to Saber Alter.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shirō E., Saber - Complete
Suspenders by LenkaJeneva reviews
Oneshot. Suspenders Hold Up Pants and Conversations. Simple as that. It's first year and Harry is about to catch the Hogwarts Express... of course... he manages to run into Nymphadora Tonks instead of the Weasleys this time around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nico's Quest by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Thanks to Anubis' ritual going wrong, while Sadie and Carter are off saving the world in ToF, Nico is stuck in the Duat, dodging dangers, saving Bast's skin, and most importantly, finding Sadie the perfect birthday present.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,573 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 560 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 269 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
Back in Black by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"Sometimes, having a faerie godmother is kinda neat. You know. When she's not turning me into a dog." Set immediately after Ghost Story.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2011 - H. Dresden, The Leanansidhe - Complete
Kitty by Isilithix reviews
Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,496 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 6,159 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"My apartment smelled like cordite and burning hair. Smoke was still curling out of the open trapdoor to the lab as I dialed for help. No, not 911. Quit looking at me like that." Set after Small Favor. Rated for language.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/21/2011 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Troublesome by djghostwriter18 reviews
Naruto and friends sit and talk about what makes their wives troublesome. Pairings include: NaruTayu, ShikaTema, NejiTen, LeeSaku, ChoIno, KibaKarin, and ShinoHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,800 - Follows: 3,429 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
It's 2AM by SpaceNugget11 reviews
and volunteer Haruno Sakura is running the graveyard shift at the psych ward when a dangerous patient escapes. In which Sasuke and Naruto are clinically insane and Sakura's just trying to survive. Literally. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Crazy Feelings by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Nephthys is Anubis' mom. Nephthys possessed Zia. Anubis possessed Nico. Now where does that leave Zia and Nico? The two manage to find some common ground after a bitter argument.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Nico A., Zia - Complete
Escape From Camp Half Blood by Asilda reviews
Sequel to The Death God Alliance. Nico, Percy, Sadie, and Carter must work fast to prevent another inter-pantheon incident when mysterious deaths start occurring at Camp Half-Blood right after the Kanes are accidentally picked up in a demigod extraction.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,917 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Nico A., Carter K. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 8,508 - Follows: 3,196 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Diaries of A Broken Man by Horky reviews
Between delightful ducks, flying panties, cake wielding spirits, shaved heads, exploding bananas, manskirts, and flying Wutai Stank bombs, it had never been more true than now. Love IS a battlefield.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 154,633 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 258 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 907 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Gaara: Maniac Girl of the Desert by Hentai Hater reviews
She finds Naruto and decides to keep him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 543 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Wanker by atom-of-ice reviews
Harry realized something, but now he's thinking with his second head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 509 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
A Fine Spot of Trouble by Chilord reviews
Post Book 7 AU; A little over six years have passed since the events that ended the second reign of Voldemort. Now, Harry Potter is the one that needs to be rescued. Rising to this challenge is... Draco Malfoy? Apparently I have to say No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,479 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 633 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lazy Day by AProcrastinatingWriter reviews
The thought had never even occurred to Temari that she'd ever spend the majority of her first date with a guy in his bedroom. Oneshot, ShikamaruxTemari, and surprisingly enough, no lemon. Just argument and fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,351 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,858 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 1,233 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 476 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fatal Attraction by existence555 reviews
Because the line between love and hate is thinner than a shadow and Shikamaru knows this better than anybody. Shikamaru tells us a little about why he hates, and maybe loves, Temari. ShikaTema oneshot, Shikamaru's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
The Outside, Looking In by Brownish reviews
Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Team Seven by hitori.no.boku reviews
They were never meant to be. And everyone knew it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U. - Complete
Cooking with Gaara by SeeingToad reviews
Kankuro and Temari argue over dinner and Gaara decides to take matters into his own hands.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 196 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Old School by mistressmarionette reviews
Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, Kyd Wykkyd, SeeMore, Billy Numerous, X.L. Terrestrial, Private HIVE,and Angel during their school days. A look at the lives of the HIVE. Chapter 25: March of the Penguins
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,510 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Jinx, SeeMore
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 230 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 371 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 10,284 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,064 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 9,856 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Famous Last Words by Kitsunesongs reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Dress Up by Qualapec the She-Wolf reviews
Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Gentleman Usher of the Scarlet Rod by Heather Sinclair reviews
Every seventy years members of the Order of the Bath, a British order of chivalry, are being killed off. That is until Harry is brought in to hunt the killer or killers down. Harry/Padma. *Complete*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Secret Little Game by claymade reviews
A year after Sasuke's defection, the surviving members of the Sound Four are dispatched on a covert mission to Lightning Country, only to find themselves locked in a game of wits against a very familiar foe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Tayuya, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Icha Icha: Flower Petals by NarutosBrat reviews
It's a oneshot, about Naruto and Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 177 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,037 - Follows: 2,024 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 665 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Perfect in Weakness by Ravyn reviews
Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 212 - Published: 5/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Sai - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,905 - Follows: 5,444 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 854 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
I've Got You by Jetslinger reviews
After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kin T., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 5,016 - Follows: 1,232 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
First For Everything by Original Dark Angel reviews
NarutoIno. Series of oneshots, similar to my Possessive series and compatible with that. Naruto and Ino don't always communicate on the same level, but they're working on changing that . . . through whatever means necessary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 938 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 313 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Everything About You by njhill22 reviews
This is the story of a very unlikely pairing in a love, hate…more hate relationship. This is a cynical look back on how it all began and the maddening realization of why it hasn’t ended. A Harry, Pansy pairing. Yes, I have undertaken the implausible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Laundry Day by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke is unintentionally exposed to one of Hinata's little secrets. It's only fair that he reveal one of his own. SasuHina, because that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 4,414 - Follows: 684 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Melting Snow by Kaara reviews
Naruto had never thought that winter would bring the worst out of Ino. NaruIno. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 391 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Dance of the Skeletons by CalliopeMused reviews
.AU. Five teenagers were in detention on the second day of school. It looked like a bad start to their senior year but that was before five Titans set out to change the town. By the end of the year, Forston will be changed, one way or another.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 333,086 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Sex Change no Jutsu by Rike-sama reviews
Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Unexpected Houseguest by volta arovet reviews
No one really knows when Kid Wicked first moved into the Titans Tower, and the Titans are learning just how hard it is to kick a teleporter out.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Kyd Wykkyd - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,430 - Follows: 2,278 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 435 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Crimson Beautiful by firefly reviews
There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001