Mrs. Fang
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Joined 05-10-09, id: 1930803, Profile Updated: 06-10-09
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, That '70s Show, and Twilight.

Description: I'm a 14-year old girl who loves to read and write. In English. Even though Spanish is my first language and I live in Mexico. (Yeah, yeah. Come on, hit me with all your "stick to your own language and country" crap). I’m the girl you will find dancing like a crazy person with a friend or two whenever she’s at a party… if the music’s good of course, lol. My two best friends are guys… who are older than me, actually most of my friends are older, since my birthday’s in December, I get teased a lot thanks to this. In my group of friends, I’m the one who sneaks in the corner of the classroom during Math and sneaks a book out to read. I’m the one who helps them study for their English and History exams, and I’m the one that needs help in Math, Physics, and Chemistry. I’m the one my friends go to whenever they hear about something they have never heard before. Not in a gossiping way. Oh, and I rarely watch TV.

Hometown: I live in a very industrialized city in Mexico called Monterrey, which is really near the border. Therefore, I visit the US very often, since my grandparents live in San Antonio. Yes, I did mention it was a very industrialized city back there, because many people are ignorant enough to believe that where I live is just some ranch full of people that ride donkeys, wear giant sombreros, and have absolutely no idea about technology and culture whatsoever. So, you know, just in case;)

Likes: Reading, writing, playing guitar, soccer, basket ball, ice cream, That 70’s show(I made a fanfic about it, go check it out!), people with a good sense of humor, peanut butter, The Beatles, purple, red nail polish (or any color’s that really intense). Taylor Swift’s music is freakin awesome (Yeah, typical 14 year old, haha, whatever), CSI, Cold Case, Without a Trace, and all those shows where they have to find out who killed the dude. I LOVE FANG! AND ICE CREAM!.. AND RANDOMNESS!

Dislikes: Ignorant and/or selfish people. I can’t stand people who are like: “What’s the Holocaust?” or “OMG, you read? Umm, like, boring much?!” Also, the people who are constantly trying to get attention really get under my skin. I don’t hate anyone, because I believe hate is overrated. Besides, I’m too lazy to do so.

Grade: Ok, you must know that schooling over here’s a bit different. Elementary school is from 1st to 6th grade. Middle school is from 7th to 9th grade. High school is divided by semesters, six in total. In some high schools, though, it’s only 4 semesters. Also, we’re a year behind over here, so for example, next fall I’ll be in 9th grade, but in the States, I would be in 10th grade. Or at least that’s how it is in bilingual schools. Hope you got the idea;)

sings When I grow up! I wanna be: journalist, novelist, columnist? Anything that involves writing!

Other facts about me:

-I’m on Max-Dan-Wix and thenewmaximum-x too! same user name;)

-I’m Christian.

-I have three dogs: Ringo, Mina and Lenny, and two parakeets: Rocky and Ricky.

-I have two younger brothers, my mom is just twenty years older than me, and my dad, well, he’s 38.

-I learned to speak fluent English thanks to my mom, who speaks it really really good, she lived in Venezuela as a kid cause of my grandpa’s job and went to some really fancy school which was also bilingual, and had many American exchange students, which my mom got to know well.

-I have 2 younger brothers, one is 10, and another one is 7. Yes, they can be annoying.

-I used to love Joe Jonas until he made his video of the Single Ladies dance. I felt violated once I watched it. Now I do not sleep well. Gee, thanks Joe!

-I have a huge crush on John Mayer, I know he’s not that hot, but he’s music is awesome. I dream of playing like him some day. AWWW..

-Even though I live in Mexico, my schooling is in English. Cause you know! Where would we be if we didn’t know how to speak it! Blablabla!


My favorite quotes:

You want something? go get it, PERIOD.
- the pursuit of happiness

Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted..
-John Lennon
The things you regret in life, are the risks you don't take.

Dont let the fear from striking out keep you from playing the game. -A Cinderella Story :)

Jamie: Are you trying to seduce me?

Landon: Why? Are you seducible?

-A Walk to Remember

The following are from one of my favorite movies, “She’s the Man”

Justin blocks duke's shot That's right. Didn't score on me last half won't score on this half. I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie!

I gotta go change my feet.

-So... do you like cheese?

-and when I close my eyes, I see you for who you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY.

Duke: sees box of tampons in Viola's boot Hey... hey, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola: Uhh... I get really bad nosebleeds. Beckham does it all the time!


Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey

"Lets move to South America. They have llamas. You like llamas!"

-Max to Nudge.

"I can't see you either, man." ~Iggy

'Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen Lives. And Mr. Queen?' Nudge

“I vill now destry zee snickuhs bars!"- of course, Gazzy

“We will not make friends until after the apocalypse!” –Max

“Besides my sense of fashion? I play a mean harmonica” –Fang

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"

And my all time favorite: “You loooove me. You love me this much!”


My favorite Bands

-The All-American Rejects

-The Fray

-The Script

-The Main

-The Killers

-The Beatles

O.o Yes, I have noticed all of those begin with “the”

-We the Kings

-The Rasmus

-Panic at the Disco

-Fall Out Boy

-Jimmy Eat World

-Rascal Flatts

-Matchbox 20

-Yellowcard

-Kings of Leon

-Hey Monday

-Relient K

-Hillsong

-Paramore

-Boys Like Girls

-Lifehouse

-Greenday

-Red Hot Chilli Peppers

There’s many many many more but I’m lazy enough not to post them all, lol.

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
Song of Adoration by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Songfic based on Paramore's song 'Adore'. After flying away from Fang in the woods, Max listens to a very fitting song in her room. Muchos in the Faxness area...The ending's always the best part...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Spy Bird Kids? reviews
Dobby, the elf from Harry Potter is James Patterson's new assistant, and wants to do a great job. He believes the MR novels will be even more successful if they take the enemy--Twilight--down. To do so, he sends Max and Fang into the Twilight book.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,449 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Fang, Edward
Fang Gets Caught reviews
We all know--or at leat think--that Fang and Max were made for each other. But when Fang loses it a bit and finds himself in a moment of weakness, he makes a terrible mistake. What will Max do? Has Fang ruined it for good, or does he get a second chance?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Stuck Babysitting reviews
Jackie leaves her 8 year old cousin, Josie, to be taken care of by Kelso. As Kelso's ready to go and scream at Jackie and say he won't do it, there’s a tiny problem. He and the boys are stuck in the basement for God knows how long. With an 8 year old.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Michael Kelso