AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.

Orihime wonders what's left after falling in love with the same person five times, and if there's room for anyone else. It isn't all her decision alone to make as an encroaching danger closes in from her past.

Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.

Shisui knows. Rated T for language. One-shot. Depressed!Shisui. Review and Enjoy!

Shisui Uchiha has but one single ambition: to be an Uchiha unlike any of his fellow clan members before him. OneShot

Thing is that even though I'm higher than a friggin' airplane it doesn't change the fact that I'm getting screwed by my dad while my mom is sleeping across the hall and Sasuke is hiding in my closet.

AU. Part 1 of the What Makes a Family series. Single artist, Emily Prentiss, wants to do more with her life, but she has no idea of the highs and lows she will face as a foster mother. Features the rest of the team as kids. *WARNINGS: Implied sexual abuse, self-harm, addiction, language, violence* **Nominated: Best Alternate Universe in the 2012 Profiler's Choice Awards**

A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.

When Seaver plays a prank on Reid by hiding the coffee machine, she didn't expect the reaction to it. Everyone is hysterical, talking about how 'it' is happening again...what exactly is 'it' and why does it have everyone - even Hotch - so afraid of Reid?

A new danger is closing in on one of their own. While investigating a new string of deaths, truths with come out. Sequel to "The Mysterious Dr. Reid" and "Physics Magic Bullet".

At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-

Urahara's dirty mind gets the best of him. Humor, cliche, one-shot featuring Ichigo, Renji and Ishida.

They all wanted her; it was too bad only two could have her. Ichigo/Orihime/Chad. Threesome.

Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.

Sequel to "The Mysterious Dr. Reid." While working on a string of murders, Morgan learns something shocking about Reid. Please R&R.

Seven things that did not happen to Hatake Kakashi. YonKaka

He knew Shikamaru would always be there for him. He just didn't know that Kiba would have been so eager to as well. This is for mi5tan! Threesome! ShikaNaruKiba!

For those of you who've always wanted your own personal Quincy bishie for whatever reason... now you, too, can afford your own personal protector! Subject to availability, complete with 3-year warranty rendered invalid under certain conditions .

Is Kakashi too young? Or is Minato too old. Yonkaka.

It was one thing to track down a friend in New Orleans; it was something else to show up unannounced at the doorstep of a former colleague. Sequel to "From Nine to One" Reid/Elle

This is the first fanfic I've wrote in the realm of TV shows, and is focused on establishing a baseline for Hotch/Reid, but this piece is meant to be taken in a series and is only a budding of friendship/more. A case that starts in the News, please R&R.

"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.

I have a condition. I’m going to forget everything. I’m going to forget you. And there’s nothing you can do about it. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU. 3-Part-fic. Sequel included.

Naruto Uzumaki has just been assigned to patients in Sector 21. The most dangerous patients and for some odd reason they seem to like him more than the other doctors.

Sarutobi is at his wits end with team seven. Each one of the members are doing their level best to avoid their own duties and destinies and he's tired of it. Come see him solve his problems.Light-hearted for me. Female Naruto/Kakashi

Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH

Mayuri takes Ishida from Hueco Mundo back to his lab for 'further study'. Ichigo goes to find and rescue his nakama, but it takes more than that to get Ishida back to normal after what Mayuri's done. AU from Chapter 307. Ichigo/Ishida. Warning for extreme subject matter torture .

After the War, Orihime moves on, but echoes of the past still ring in her mind. 5 years later, a discovery in Soul Society gives her a chance to find closure once and for all.

Oneshot - Jiraiya waited for the blonde’s outburst to subside, his gaze not wavering. It was hard. He understood the heart shattering pain lying just beneath the pools of darkened blue. Minato/Jiraiya/Kakashi. YonKaka. Yaoi.

Naruto wonders why he and Sasuke smell different despite having the same perfume. And Sasuke volunteers to find out. .:Well, you don't smell like the perfume, but you certainly tasted like it:. SasuNaru

Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein

YonKaka. Kakashi hates Namikaze Minato.

When their partnership began neither Hoshigaki Kisame nor Uchiha Itachi were entirely honest with each other. Itachi grows up in Akatsuki. Kisame deals with his inner sharky nature. Kisa x FemItachi. Slight AU. Crack. Akatsuki spoilers. Bad summary.

But over all things brooding slept, the quiet sense of something lost. Post-war. Ichigo is an observer in a relationship he never thought to be privy to, and he's not sure what he thinks of it. Aizen/Gin, Ichigo. The first in the Over All Things series.

Oneshot - Companion piece for "Dogs Are Better Than Toads" and "Soup For Sensei".

Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru

[Complete] AU. When Ishida meets a bizarre and cheerful man named Urahara Kisuke, the two are inexplicably drawn to each other. But when he discovers the truth about Urahara's past and its ties to his own, difficulties arise. UraharaxUryuu, some IchiRuki

[Yachiru x Byakuya] He always says no, but sometimes his no means maybe and sometimes it means yes.

Got that Naruto? No one but ME get's to touch you like that. Sasuke's being a little Posessive. Auish. SasuNaru Yaoi, Limeish

The team is called out to find a serial kidnapper and murderer who targets young boys. But how far will the unsub go to find out what the team knows about him? And how far will one agent go to save a lost boy?

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.

Sasuke thinks of what qualities should his future wife have. Unsurprisingly, he found those on… Naruto [SasuNaru]

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Naruto barges into Itachi’s life. But hey, who’s Itachi to stop him? Unfortunately or not, he didn’t think the boy would take over his life. ItaNaru. MPREG.

Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.

The road to ruin is frought with perils, or just a week of owing Roy Mustang a favor. [RoyEd]