Who am I you ask? I am a long time member of FanFiction. I am known as to you mortals, as God-sama. But you may call me God-sama. I need not to display my stories to people with intelligence as high as room temperature, but only to those of intellect and profound literacy. I read stories on here with much enthusiasm, as did I once before in 2004, however, to my sad displeasure, I have found more flamers on here now in 09. I humbly accept you flamers to flame stories without criticism, just so that I may prove how much intelligence you lack. Now, by my standards, you can review stories, only, and if only they follow these easy to remember guidelines.

1) Understand what you are reading:

If you are coming onto this site to read fan fics of series, games, etc, that stick precisely to the game or whatever in general, you can't leave a review that flames about how the story is not true to itself. This is a no no, and I despise people who do so.

2) Understand the letters presented in a title, the most important of these so called letters, is AU, which means Alternate Universe:

This does not invite you to leave stupid flaming reviews that say, "Well that's not how Kenshin acts!" Or, "That didn't happen in the game!" Or, "Heero Yui didn't sleep with Duo!" These are just stupid reviews, and if I read a story that so catches that in there, you can expect me to prevent your stupidity from affecting others.

3) Use reason and logic in your reviews:

This is probably the most important one to remember, as it will lead to the eventual demise of rude people who abuse rule number 1 and 2. If you are these "people", I do not care to acknowledge your existence, nor do I care to argue with the likes of you. What I say is most likely the truth in your case. How you review and act, tells a lot about you. Oh, and I don't care if you don't like me, because frankly, I don't even think you are above the importance of stools.