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Author has written 4 stories for House, M.D.. Hello. My name is house-of-insanity. Honest to God, it's what my parents wrote on my birth certificate. So you want to get to know me. Ha! Fat chance. This is the internet and I can be what I want. Ergo, I am awesome, and you will never know if I'm telling the truth or not. Anyway, if you really want to get to know me, read my stories. They're more telling then I ever could be. And so I conclude my bio. Short, sweet, and to the point. Maybe not as informative as you would have liked, but oh well. At least I didn't bore you with endless descriptions of all my pets, a six trillion-line list of my favorite pairings, and a complete essay on why I think House is the best show ever (really, why elaborate on something everyone knows to be true anyway?). Never let it be said that I don't know when to shut up. Awesomely yours, house-of-insanity. Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. |
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Security by P'Bantonox reviews
When an apparently insane patient attempts to kill House after being treated, House escapes by jumping out of a window. He must now not only figure out what caused the shooting, but how major security breaches seem to be linked to him and his colleagues.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,969 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 3/3/2006 - G. House
Damaged by Ms.Orange21 reviews
COMPLETE! Cameron gets attacked coming home from work one night. How do she and House deal with it? Around the timeset of Heavy. CHAPTER 14 POSTED!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,575 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 5/2/2005 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Boredom Battle by Infusiion reviews
House felt a sharp pinch on his butt. “Ow! What“ He exclaimed, and turned to find Cameron standing there, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively at him' The Ducklings are bored one day and, with the help of a certain list, find a way to entertain themselves
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
Stalked by Turtlebaby reviews
Sara has been kidnapped. Can the team find her in time? GSR. Rated for language and some violence. COMPLETE!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,280 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Eight Simple Rules for Dating Greg House by Ijemanja reviews
Eight simple rules for dating Greg House, as compiled over the course of an evening. HouseCuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2006 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Hoops by maineac reviews
Foreman, Chase, House on the basketball court.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
X Plus Y by perfectvelvet reviews
I don't want in your pants. I want your DNA.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Sick by CathGilLove reviews
House gets a latenight visit.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
A HousyTale by Infusiion reviews
Disney meets House MD! A parody by me! Cameron as the damsel in distress! Wilson as the noble steed! Read to find out more! Chase as the fairy godmother! Is that enough exclaimation marks for you? COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Untouched by Ivory Novelist reviews
Nobody knew about all the unexpressed love. No slash intended. Please read and review, thanks.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Happenstance by Ijemanja reviews
This is how it happens. HouseCuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2006 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
The Game by MadBangel reviews
Lisa Cuddy plays by the rules. Greg House breaks every rule in the book. Game on.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
When it Rains, it Pours by thisisawittypenname reviews
What happens when Nick and Sara get caught in a monsterous rainstorm? Snickers, of course! Oneshot, rated for two words because I suffer from paranoia.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Fairy Tale Endings by BookwormKiwi reviews
Overworked brains give sleepers dreams that they might not necessarily have had. Adventures of a fairy tale kind ensue. Various pairings.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
Cotton Candy Baby by Ivory Novelist reviews
House. Wilson. Baby. From the nutter who brought you STUMBLE. HouseWilson friendship. Pointless fluff. Please Read and Review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005
Snow on Pale Skin by Ivory Novelist reviews
Here is where the story changed. Here's where love never dies. No slash. Please read and review.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Adultery by rachbigbro reviews
He never meant to cheat on any of his wives, it just always seemed to happen.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
Vacation by runs with sissors reviews
Summary: Join the loveable team from PrincetonPlainsboro Teaching Hospital on their wacky adventure! A story about bonding, mystery, relationships, and Disney Land.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,028 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005
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True Love Is A Wooden Cane reviews
“God bless us, everyone—oh, wait, that’s YOUR line!” A Cyrano de Bergerac modeled parody about how the doctors of PPTH come to find love.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,562 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007
Seeing Double reviews
House is challenged with the puzzling case of saving a set of twins, one of which is extremely sick and the other of which is extremely unhappy. Case style.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,514 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Addicted reviews
Oneshot songfic from Cameron's POV. What's a girl to do when she realizes he just doesn't like her? This one doesn't have a happy ending. Read at your own risk. Song: Addicted, by Kelly Clarkson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Father House reviews
Dr. House is in clinic duty, for once. He meets a fiery young woman with a tongue to match his own…not to mention DNA. Yes, folks, you heard it here first: Gregory House has a daughter. And little do they know, her clock is ticking…COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,480 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete