Happy Voltairehide bio
Author has written 7 stories for LXG, Wild Wild West, Misc. Movies, Gundam Wing/AC, and Harry Potter. I love fan fiction. Let's be honest, who on this site doesn't? I mostly tend to drift towards anything historical (see my fanfics for further proof) and love a good intellectual story that makes you hold on to the computer desk in anticipation and suspense.Fandoms so far: Wild Wild West, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Gundam Wing, Willy Wonka, Harry Potter, Deadwood (hopefully when I find the time!) and a whole bunch of historical fiction. Sites: My livejournal : I'm also an artist, so check out my deviantart page if you're done poking through my fics: gelise.deviantart.com Update (January 19th 2006): I've been on a weird Harry Potter kick lately so expect random updates. |
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Judging Duty by Emu reviews
Of all the conceivable questions ever posed by humanity, this has got to be the signle most perplexing: Why in the world is Johnny in a courtroom?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2002
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Elrond's Most Forgettable Birthday by TreeHugger reviews
Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,386 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002
Gandalf Got Run Over By A Ringwraith by Bowsenbell reviews
Oh come on, you knew it was coming!!! >_
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Tashuk's Secret by Sharka reviews
A woman is captured by the Uruk-hai and thinks she will die in their hands. Unexpectedly, one Uruk-hai treats her with kindness and helps her escape. But why...? Chapter 2 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003
Lessons in Gardening by Little My reviews
G/L lighthearted slash. Post ROTK--Legolas makes a garden for Eowyn in Ithilien. Gimli thinks gardens are boring--conversation *ahem* ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
Once Upon a Time in Hollin by TreeHugger reviews
Sometimes the past can come back to 'haunt' us as Legolas discovers as the Company takes a rest in Hollin. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
The G Gundam Telethon by SporkGoddess reviews
Revised to be in fic format: the G Gundam cast tries to stop the censorship that is soon to come to their show.. Jerry Lewis-style!!
G-Gundam - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002
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To Sin Without Restraint reviews
Every Sunday at midnight Sir Nicholas de MimsyPorpington goes to pray, and every Sunday at midnight the Bloody Baron watches silently in the shadowes. Slash warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
The Visit reviews
It's a few years after the first fall of the Dark Lord and Kingsley Shacklebolt goes to visit some old friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Neville L. - Complete
Johnny Got His Gun A Revision reviews
A re-telling of Trumbo's classic novel, Johnny Got His Gun, only this time around with Gundam Wing characters. It's short and sweeter than the novel, but with all the zeal and heartbreak of the original.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Trowa B./No-Name, Catherine B.
May reviews
Willy Wonka has closed up his factory to outsiders, "Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out", or so the saying goes. Unfortunately for Wonka the FDA doesn't exactly approve. (Updated)
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005
In His Veins A Vignette reviews
He lived for a tough audience. The tougher, the better....
Wild Wild West - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2004
The Night of the Holy Oak reviews
Artie wakes up and finds himself in a place that can only be described as Hell. (Finished)
Wild Wild West - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004