The Wedding Bride was a terrible, terrible movie. Thankfully, Ted now knows someone who hates it as much as he does (though for different reasons) and learns an important lesson.

Late one night Ted gets a call from the hospital. Barney was admitted after passing out at work. When they refuse to let him leave and stay alone Ted volunteers to stay with him. How long can they last when Barney is doing everything to push him away? (Warnings inside)

Barney ponders what it would be like to parent a child with Ted, well after Ted says, no, and, to help Ted see reason, he visits a psychic's shop and purchases an elixir that is supposed to help reveal the truth - a truth that Barney already sees. (see author's notes inside for more information)

Ted goes to Barney when Stella leaves him at the altar.

Barney has to have sex with a girl at least three times before he'll consider having dinner with her. The same goes, presumably, for Ted. Spoilers for Season 6 episode 3 Unfinished. Warning - Ted/Barney slash. Two chapters.

Strip club" is code for "bathroom sex". Ted/Barney slash/relationship and spoilers for Of Course

Barney wants to wear Jenkins like a sock, apparently. Ted's momentary confusion leads somewhere unexpected for both of them. Explicit M/M slash, based on Season 5, Jenkins.