prassacuthide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Twilight. Not much to say... Thirty (and something), I can't live without music or books. (I'm in love with Chuck Palahniuk and Christopher Moore as well as Okkervil River, Man Man, Rufus Wainwright and Beirut) I love slash (mostly Carlisle/Edward and Jasper/Edward, Oh and Riley!!) and non canon, but some E/B stories are really impressive! I rant a LOT about BDSM in fanfiction (I don't think I write it well, hell I don't think I'm even a writer!) but the way it is described in some ffn stories is preposterous, and a little insulting for someone living the lifestyle. I'm not too fond of twilight (SM could have done so much more with her characters and her writing isn't really good) but it gave great writers the opportunity to share their work, and to do so many interesting things with her chars! I'm really impressed by some authors on ffn. You can find me on Twitter @Prassacut and on Facebook TheTwifestivals awards Slash fics under 1K reviews. You can vote until 08/03. Roads is up for Best Original Character - Bex; Best comedy; Best UNF moment - Chap 3;Best couple - Edward/Jasper. Eat, Laugh, Fuck is up for Best supporting character -Riley; Best O/s; Best BJ and Best overall lemon Eat, Laugh, Fuck won first place in popular vote for the Eurofornication anonymous contest. Check out the Winner banner made by the lovely @MeteorMuse and the story banner made by the talented @Unf4Rob . It was also rec'ed by the Perv Pack's Smut Shack 'Lemon Report ELF was nominated for Best Edward, Best other char -Riley-, best slash, best O/s, best title. And Crouching Sissy, Hidden Crusher for Best Jasper. Update on Roads: I appologize for this break. I didn't think it would happen but RL, work and other things got in the way. Roads will start being updated weekly starting January. Thank you for you support and patience! Thank you for stopping by and reading my stories. Oh and go read anything by Dariachenowith ! She rocks and is one of the best writers outthere! If you you haven't done it yet, run to read: Bend Me, Break Me and Bend Me, Break Me: SuitGuy POV You won't regret it! |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talk Ain't Cheap by Chewie4370 reviews
Slash. Jasper hated his job . . . except it gave him the opportunity to talk to the sexiest voice he had ever heard. Come find out what talk will cost you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Jasper, Edward
Learning to Fly by KellanCougar reviews
Should a fantasy ever become a reality? When an obsession with a customer consumes his every waking thought, it looks like Edward might have to redefine his own boundaries. Carlisle/Edward. *WINNER* Best Carlisle-Sunflower awards/Best All Around Story-Hidden Star Awards/Most Promising Slash Fiction-Energize awards/Best Slash-Wordsmith awards/Best Pairing & Best C&E-Non Canon Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,058 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Solace of Day Break by einfach mich reviews
Nasir worries for Agron's safety and wonders at the meaning of a certain kiss. Takes please between episode 5 and 6 of Spartacus Vengeance. Slash and Smut.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Nasir, Agron - Complete
Silk & Satin by sadtomato reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Best Part Of Me Was Always You by kgq reviews
What do you do when the best part of you wants more and you don't think you can give it to them? Follow Jasper's journey on how to come to terms with new changes to be made in his and Edward's lives. Can he finally mature and man up for the man he loves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 175,836 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Bluetooth by Malice Slashlover reviews
Slash. A/H. Edward and Jasper are reunited via a random bluetooth scan on Edwards new phone. What will happen next? Rated M for uh ... yeah...ummmmm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,753 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Legacy of the Spirit Warrior by ArcadianMaggie reviews
**3rd Place in Public Vote** Slash Backslash 3.0. The night of the newborn attack, Jacob uses his shapeshifting ability to protect the ones he loves, changing their fates forever. Slash, AU. Edward/Jacob. Contains mpreg. See warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Crude Oil by reve2weaver reviews
Nitrosexual-top meets Roughneck-top in Northern Alberta: lust and rivalry, ancient history and modern art, oil-sands and sunburns, crime and punishment, bears and hunters, icicles and coals; man-made disaster. Angst. HONORABLE MENTION SlashBackSlash 3.0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Jasper, Edward
The Carnival by KellanCougar reviews
Two men, one road trip and a wedding. On the way to their nuptials, Edward reminisces over his life with Carlisle. AH. Entry for SLASH BACKSLASH 3.0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Roommate Wanted by Fr333bird reviews
Edward and Riley are roommates, but neither are very honest about their feelings... until Edward finally is. My entry for the SLASH BACKSLASH 3.0 CONTEST. Contains very explicit adult content. Slash, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Edward, Riley - Complete
Whenever You Call by Blueking141 reviews
Bella was always curious of the green-eyed man and outcast in the corner table of the coffee shop. When they finally meet, she is amazed by him, but she doesn't know what she got herself into. Will the dark side of Edward cause Bella to give up on him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 471,216 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Speed Demons and Ferris Wheels by CherBella reviews
Who would have thought that roller coasters and Coney dogs and one of the most embarrassing days of my life could lead to me landing one of the most popular guys in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Deeper Waters by theladyingrey42 reviews
"We both played a good game of hiding it – I my lust and he his revulsion. I downplayed my revulsion with myself." ExJ, AU slash, originally written for The Twinklings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Outside the Bubble by OvertlyConcealed reviews
Shy and awkward Edward is resistant to change. He dislikes being put in uncomfortable situations and hates forced interactions. Keeping away from the new employee who threatens to change everything is a must. Too bad for long elevator trips. Slash. ExJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,168 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Untogether by avioleta reviews
Once, Edward had what he wanted. E/C, AH, SLASH, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
In Between by avioleta reviews
:VAMPSLASH CONTEST: 1st Place and Hosts' Choice. E/C, SLASH, Rated M. In 1927, Edward leaves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Carlisle, Edward
Exit Music by avioleta reviews
Sometimes going back to the beginning is the only way to move on. E/C, SLASH, AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Red Geraniums by Pastiche Pen reviews
Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Everything in its Right Place by avioleta reviews
Art, infidelity, several misunderstandings, and quite a bit of red wine. Edward wants to move on but can't seem to let go. E/C SLASH, Rated M. Originally written for the Carlward contest - 3rd place .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3732 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cygnus Reawakened by Risbeen reviews
Twenty years is both a moment and a lifetime when your path leads you away from the one you can't forget. When you lose your way, sometimes you need to go back to the beginning. 2nd place winner in the Jukebox Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,223 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Windy Afternoon by KellanCougar reviews
For Alice, can a chance encounter with a kindred soul heal a damaged past? Sometimes we are given just what we need at the exact moment that we need it...AH Alice/Emmett *WINNER* Best Alice - Hopeless Romantic Awards, Best Emmett - Hopeless Romantic Awards, Best Alice - Sunflower Awards, 2nd place judges choice - pick a pic contest 2011.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Trouble by Savannah-Vee reviews
'I was startled to see a boy, from the lecture obviously, standing before my desk. He had a grin that rivaled the Cheshire cat. Trouble, I thought.' Professor Cullen tries to resist troublesome Edward Masen, but the boy makes it almost impossible...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3183 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Proof by Contradiction by summer35 reviews
I'm moving all my stories to my other account so I'm going to post the entire thing there as soon as I finish writing it. Thanks for understanding!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Scintillating Pattern by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has had a crush on his older brother's best friend, Garrett, for years. When he finds himself sharing an apartment with Garrett, it seems he just might get what he wants - but things aren't always what they seem. Written for theladyingrey42.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
A Thunderclap of Love by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Jasper is the carrot to Edward's donkey, dangling out in front of him, tempting him with his deliciousness that is just out of reach. Alice sees it all, but Edward is scared of the fall. Rhyme intended. Crackfic fun for Zigster's bday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Kill or Cure by PoeticMosquitoes reviews
A pact between civilized vampires to stop drinking from humans. A scientific breakthrough that will eradicate the risk to mortals forever. But betrayal and temptation are dangerous things... A collaboration between araeo and EchoesOfTwilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,053 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dead Girl by Zenkindoflove reviews
AU/EB. Roaming through the Alaskan forest, newborn Bella comes across a group of vampires who share her lifestyle. Through them, she meets someone who shines a light onto this dark world. But will her past stay buried like she wants? Chapter 11 now up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,641 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Typical by elizabethmn reviews
Wry, slightly messed-up Bella moves to her friend’s Northwoods cabin to avoid Jacob, her accidental fiancée. There, she meets an odd cast of characters… Lemons, snark. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Nothing's logical by AonL reviews
A simple outing between friends is supposed to be what friendship is all about,right? That's what J/B/A/R/E thought too, but instead were quickly faced with a scenario worse than any nightmare... Will any of them survive?AH.Violence.M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Into the Open by avioleta reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash Contest. All in all, I’d say I got off pretty good as far as the roommate situation was concerned. Of course, it took me a while to realize just how well matched we actually were. AH/ExJ. SLASH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
My Beautiful Boy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Throughout his existence, Carlisle never knew desire. That was, until he came along. Will his beautiful boy ever return his love, or will he be forced to spend eternity longing for the only one he ever wanted? Entry for the Slash Backslash Contest. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Timeless Reflections by MonkJak58 reviews
Edward Cullen has been writing both his feelings and fears in countless journals over the years, as a way to remember his past and come to terms with the various challenges he is often faced with. Will this practice be enough to help him now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Poetry In Motion by eroticfan reviews
Art meets lust in Forks. This is - hell, I don’t know really. Mostly AU-Human, it’s not out there enough to be crackfic, although it’ll have its moments. Edward is a sensitive soul and budding poet, and Bella has a very special weakness for his poetry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,626 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Roads reviews
When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,087 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Never Say Chicken Sexer reviews
Ficawesome Gift Exchange. Prompt: "Couple meet via blind date". Edward starts to regret his decision of entering a speed-dating night until Jasper sits at his table. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Color Me French reviews
An Exchange student,a hot roommate with an unsufferable boyfriend, and some wise friends are in parisian bar... Entry for The Foreign Slash Exchange Student . 2nd place winner. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
From Kwapah With Love reviews
Entry for Slash BackSlash 3.0 * Won Hosts' pick * - You can cross path with the person meant for you and not realize it because the timing is wrong. But the third time's the charm", right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Eat, Laugh, Duck reviews
Entry for the Eurofornication anonymous contest.Won 1st place in Popular Vote: PARIS. Sometimes an hour becomes a day. EPOV, AH, M, Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward, Riley
Crouching S, Hidden Crusher reviews
Domme Bella is back and has a Sissy kneeling in her dungeon, who happens to also be her boyfriend. HA,OOC,BDSM Birthday present for my friend Dariachenowith.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Bella - Complete
Crouching P, Hidden S reviews
Entry for the Dommella's dungeon anonymous contest.Voted second best entry by Judges. A last scene with a sub; Bella is ready for one of her favorite game. AH, OOC, BDSM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bella