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Joined 05-10-09, id: 1930113, Profile Updated: 03-14-10

Hey people what's up? I'm Hannah, as you probably figured from my pen name. I have light brown hair with over the forehead bangs, dark brown eyes, a peach complexion, and I'm tall. I'm twelve, but I don't look like it.

Hobbies: Reading, writing (duh!), singing, playing violin (violin players rock baby!), and I'm currently learning guitar

Favorites:

Color: green (my nails are like a more green than blue torquiose)

Book: The Hunger Games (for right now)

Song: Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood

Store: Converse

Food: Chicken and dumplings

Resturant: BJs (my Uncle is manager of the local one)

Bands: Yellowcard (puts the kickass back in violin), Boys Like Girls, and All American Rejects

And that's it.

Instruments: Voice, violin, piano and soon to be guitar

Dream jobs: pediatrics nurse, vet, singer, journalist

Copy and paste things (because I'm cool like that) and other stuff:

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . Crazy is screaming 'CHEEESEEE!' on a rollercoaster drop. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I'm the kind of girl who drinks some of her soda, then shakes it and sucks out the bubbles. I'm the kind of girl who has friends that have friends that have friends that have friends that have friends... I'm the kind of girl who wear high tops instead of high heels. I'm the kind of girl that starts singing Banana Phone or the Llama Song out of nowhere. I'm the kind of girl that will start laughing at things that aren't even very funny. In fact, I'm the kind of girl who laughs at everything. I'm the kind of girl who sees a scary movie preview and drags her parents to the movies, only to have her eyes closed the whole movie. I'm the kind of girl that is so excited to go on a coaster, then backs out right before the drop. I'm the kind of girl that always picks the crazy friends, sometimes with out even realizing it. I'm the kind of girl that's crazier than you could ever imagine.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. (i got this from Xena321's profile) WARNING! THIS OFTEN TURNS OUT REAAALY TWISTED! (6, 7, and 12 are spoilers from my story)

1. Jason

2. Neytiri

3. Nelly

4. Jake

5. Jenny

6. Trudy's Ghost

7. Grace's Ghost

8. Norm

9. Va'ni

10. Max

11. Toruk

12. Tsu'tey's Ghost

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Trudy's Ghost/Toruk. Gee, thanks for putting that in my head... why does this question always turn out twisted?? Anyone written one of those?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jake...yes, yes he is. A 9.9 on a scale of 1-10.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Tsu'tey's Ghost and Norm? Ha ha

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope, Va'ni is an OC

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Trudy's Ghost and Neytiri? You do the math.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Well, considering Va'ni is a girl and Max is Jenny's dad, then neither.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Grace's Gohst walking in on Neytiri and Tsu'tey's ghost kissing...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Jason and Norm, uh no.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Grace's Ghost and Tsu'tey's ghost. Hmmm, I'll get back to you on that.

11. Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Nope cuz Nelly is an OC.

12. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Yeah, my friend did a really good sketch of the Toruk from the movie.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Neytiri, Jake and Jenny... do I really need to go on?

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Norm..."My heart will go on" because maybe he had a crush on Trudy.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

T for slash (Jason/Grace's ghost/Tsu'tey's ghost)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never, Jenny is an OC.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps one for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with(12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Jason and Grace's ghost -shudder-. Jason dumps GG for Va'ni. Jason goes on a date with Toruk -cough, gag, choke-, has unhappy B.U with Tsu'tey's ghost -laughs-, then follows the wise advise of Jenny -hell yeah!- and finds true love with Nelly -whoa how fuking wierd is that?-.

18. What title would you give this fic?

‘Crazy At First, Then Happy At End (for lack of better title)'

See? I told you this thing often turns out really twisted!

Sorry if I ruined your day by putting this up!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (or any other store):
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares;and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say PICK ME!PICK ME

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
NO! NO! It's those voices again!

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu i choose you!!
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

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--Put this
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--memory of
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My Jacob Black tribute:

JACOB BLACK THE HOTTEST WEREWOLF ALIVE!!

█ 10 Rock
██ 20 Smart
███ 30 Stupid
████ 40 Naughty
█████ 50 Evil
██████ 60 Nice
███████ 70 Caring
████████ 80 Crazy
█████████ 90 Random
██████████ 100 Team Jacob

13 reasons I love Jacob Black:

1. Jacob is alive. Edward is dead.

2. Jacob is warm and cuddly. Edward is an ice cube, he has to cuddle on top of the sheets so Bella doesn't freeze.

3. Jacob is happy and smiles all the time. Edward is moodier than a PMSing adolescent.

4. Jacob listens to Bella and compromises. Edward decides what good for Bella and dictates.

5. Jacob makes Bella happy. Edward makes Bella anxious and obsessive.

6. Jacob and Bella have equal power in their relationship. Edward has all the power.

7. Jacobs age difference to Bella is two years. Edward is one hundred (robbing the cradle much?)

8.Jacob made Bella sad for 2 weeks. Edward made Bella suicidally depressed for months.

9. It takes Jacob one day to apologize for making Bella miserable. It takes Edward most of the year and a whole lot of drama.

10. Bella loves Jacob for his sunny personality. Bella loves Edward 'cuz he smells good and looks pretty.

11. Edward is dangerous ALL the time.

12. To be with Jacob, Bella would live life to its fullest.To be with Edward, Bella would say goodbye to all her family and friends and DIE.

13.Did I mention: Jacob's hot and Edward's cold! Seriously who wants to cuddle up with an ice cube?!

Stories stuff

Those Three Words: Who I imagined Bonnie would look like:

Date night outfit:

Keep Your Mind Wide Open: Who I imagined Nelly would look like:

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Someone told me to write a story, so I did. It's slash; it's a parody. It's about the students and faculty of Sky High. Flame all you want. I don't give a damn.
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DISCONTINUED!
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