Name: Katie Louise Egerton

Im a Girl If You Haven't Guessed!

DOB: 22/12/1997

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Green/Brown

Height: 5"4

Hobbies: L O V E S Reading, Shopping and Music!! And Plays Keyboard and Little Guitar. And HorseRiding. Oh and Reads More :P x

Fave Authors:

Ally Carter

Cathy Hopkins

Hilary Freeman

Kate Le Vann

Darren Shan (I know DIfferent From the Rest but i Just Love his Saga's)

Richelle Mead

Alison Noel

Fave Music Artists:

Nevershoutnever - Christofer Drew

The Wombats - Dan Haggis, Matthew Murphy and Tord!

Cage the Elephants

Foster the People - Mark Foster

The Kooks - Luke Pritchard

Kate Nash

Lily Allen

Vanessa Carlton

Ed Sheeran

Kelly Clarkson

Natasha Bedingfield

First Aid Kit

Eliza DooLittle

The Fray

Vampire Weekend

The Vaccines

The Script

James Morrison

Jason Mraz

MGMT

ColdPlay

I Am Arrows

My Chemical Romance

RazorLight

The Beatles

The Killers

The Rolling Stones

The Libertines

Dan Haggis Is A Total Babe!!!!!! x

Jack Johnson - Better Together

There’s no combination of words
I could put on the back of a postcard
No song that I could sing
But I can try for your heart and our dreams
And they are made out of real things
Like a shoebox of photographs with sepia-tone lovin’
Love is the answer, at least for most of the questions in my heart
Like why are we here? and where do we go? and how come it's so hard?
It’s not always easy and sometimes life can be deceiving
I’ll tell you one thing
It’s always better when we're together

Mmmm it’s always better when we’re together
Yeah, we’ll look at them stars and we’re together
Well, it’s always better when we’re together
Yeah, it’s always better when we’re together

And all of these moments just might find
Their way into my dreams tonight
But I know that they’ll be gone when the morning light sings
Or brings new things
For tomorrow night you see that they’ll be gone too
Too many things I have to do
But if all of these dreams might find their way
Into my day to day scene
I’d be under the impression I was somewhere in between
With only two, just me and you
Not so many things we got to do
Or places we got to be
We’ll sit beneath the mango tree now

Yeah, it’s always better when we’re together
Mmmm we’re somewhere in between together
Well, it’s always better when we’re together
Yeah, it’s always better when we’re together
Mmmm mmmm mmmmmmmmm

I believe in memories
They look so, so pretty when I sleep
Hey now and, and when I wake up
You look so pretty sleeping next to me
But there is not enough time
And there is no, no song I could sing
And there is no combination of words I could say
But I will still tell you one thing
We’re Better together

Jack Johnson - Do You Remember?

Do you remember when we first met
I sure do
It was some time
In early September

Though you were lazy about it
You made me wait around
I was so crazy about you
I didn't mind

So I was late for class
I locked my bike to yours
It wasn't hard to find
You painted flowers on it

Guess that I was afraid
That if you rode away
You might not roll back
My direction real soon

Well I was crazy about you then
And now the craziest thing of all
Over 10 years have gone by
And your still mine
Locked in time
Let's rewind

Do you remember when we first moved in together
The piano took up the living room

You'd play me boogie woogie
I played you love songs
You'd say we're playing house
Now you still say we are

We built our get away
Up in a tree we found
We felt so far away
Though we were still in town

Now I remember watching
That old tree burn down
I took a picture that
I don't like to look at

Well all these times
They come and go
And Lord, it don't seem so long
Over 10 years have gone by
We can't rewind
We're locked in time
But your still mine

Do you remember?

NeverShoutNever - Californ-I-A

NeverShoutNever - Awful

NeverShoutNever - Jane Doe

Jane Doe.
I don't think know you,
But I know fo' sho'.
That you are beautiful
So baby let me know
Your name.

Damn what's her name?
Cause I'm overly attracted
And terribly convinced that she could be my princess
And I could be her prince.
And I felt that way, since
Since I saw Jane Doe.

Jane Doe.
I don't think I know you,
But I know fo' sho'.
That I could get to know ya.
If you let me know
Your name.

Damn what's her name?
Cause I'm overly attracted
And terribly convinced that she could be my princess
And I could be her prince.

And I felt that way, since
Since I saw Jane Doe.

She's everything I want and more.
She's everything I want for sure.
She's everything that I want to adore

Well baby I am overly attracted
And terribly convinced that she could be my lover
But I think I lost my chance.
You had me at first glance
Oh my Jane Doe.

NeverShoutNever - Liar Liar

You got it all down,
Got it all down,
Down to a science.
Breakin' hearts is what you do for fun,
Little one.
But see I wrote it all down,
Wrote it all down,
Into a song.
I'll break your heart in just 3 minutes.
Now, look who won.

Yeah, I'm moving on, but that's the way it goes.
When you break my heart, everybody knows.
Don't pull that shit, again.
For me now, but I'm building up.
I can see that I've had enough
Of you.
I'm finally through.

And all I see in you,
Is another mistake right over my shoulder.
Now, I see who you are.
And all I saw in you,
Was a girl just lookin' for love.
Now all I need is an apology,
But damn, that's too much.

Everybodys talkin' 'bout how you're not the girl,
That you say you are.
With the deceiving little smile and your black hole of denial,
I'm not the least bit surprised,
That your whole wide world,
Is crashing down right before my eyes.

And all I see in you,
Is another mistake right over my shoulder,
Now, I see who you are.
All I saw in you,
Was a girl just lookin' for love.
Now all I need is an apology.

And all I see in you
Is another mistake right over my shoulder,
Now, I see who you are.
All I saw in you,
Was a girl just lookin' for love.
Now all I need is an apology.
Is that too much?

NeverShoutNever - I Love You More Than You Will Ever Know.

I've Been To Heaven, I've Been To Hell

I've Been To Vegas And GOD Knows Where.

But Nothing Feels Like Home Like You Babe..

I Love You More Than You Will Ever Know.

WOMBATS - Tales of Girls and Boy and Marsupials

WOMBATS - Lets Dance To Joy Divison!! xx

Lets Dance To Joy Division And Celebrate The I-Rony.

Everything Is Going Wrong, But Were So Ha-Ppy

WOMBATS - Kill The Director!! xx

I've Meet Sumone Who Makes Me Feel Sea Sick,

Oh What a Skill To Have, Oh What a Skill To have so Many Skills That Makes Her Distinctive,

But there no mine to have, no there not mine.

When ever she looks i read the nearies Paper.

Though I Don't Care About The Soups,

No I Don't Care About The Soups.

Though I'm Acting Like Im In An Eastenders Ep-i-sode.

If This Is a RomCom Kill The Director, If This Is a RomCom Kill The Director, Please.

Boy : I like you . Will You Please Go Out With Me...? Girl: Yes. Boy: What?!? Girl: Yes. Boy: YES! *Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy* *Exactly One month Later* Girl's friend: I Think Its Time You Two Broke Up.! Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesnt Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.} Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi. Boy: How's it going? Girl: It's fine. Boy: What's wrong? Girl: I think we should break up.. Boy: What..? Girl: We should break up. Boy: Why..? Girl: Its Just... We Never See Each Other Anymore/: Boy: I can change that. Girl: I've never met your family.. Boy: I can change that. Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore.. Boy: I wish I could change that. Girl: I'm sorry. Boy: I know. Girl: I Have To Go.. Boy: Thanks for trying.. {Next day:} Boy: Hey. Girl: I'm sorry.. Boy: No I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too. Girl: Okay.../; {Freshman year:} Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can't tell him;I can't tell anybody. {Sophomore year:} Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend) Girl: (Playing their song) I like him...I still do...but I can't tell him,I can't tell anybody. {Junior year:} Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp) Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -- Always Will! Boy: I'm Sorry, I Like Someone Else. Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.) {The next day:} Boy: (Finds a note in his locker) Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Dont Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. Im Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didnt Want To. Im Gone Now, Ive Been Sick For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This Ill Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before Im gone. I Love You Dont Forget That!!(: Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasnt Home.) {The next day:} Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See) Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday. Boy: She's better? Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry. Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street) {The Next Day, At Her Funeral!) Boy: (Asks to speak) Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing- All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone... I Wish I Could Change That.! Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.) The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves! He Was 28

Fave Quotes:

If You Die In An Elevator Be Sure To Press The Up Button.

The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction

We Were Given 2 Hands To Hold, 2 Legs To Walk, 2 Eyes To See. Two Ears To Hear. But Why Only One Heart? Because The Other Was Given To Someone Else For Us To Find.

Yesterday is History, Tomorrow Is A Mystery. Today Is GOD's Gift Thats Why Its Called The Present.

Better To Be Silent And Be Thought Of As A Fool, Than To Speak Aloud And Remove All Doubt.

Forget Love I'd Rather Fall In Chocolate!

A Diplomat Is Someone Who Can Tell You To Go To Hell And Make You Look Forward To The Trip.

With Sufficient Thrust, Pigs Fly Just Fine.

Just Remember... If The World Didnt Suck... We'd All Fall Of

A Bus Is A Vehical That Moves Twice As Fast When Your Chasing It...

Boys Are Like Buses... You Wait For One For Ages Then 2 Come At Once.

Before You Criticize Someone You Should Walk In Their Shoes For A Mile. That Way You Can Criticize, Be A Mile Away and Have Their shoes!!

I'm Gonna Put A Curse On You And All Your Kids Will Be Born Naked!! Dun dun duh..

A Pose A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play!!

Some Surprising medical facts

1) No-one in the entire world can touch all their teeth with their tongue.

2) Mad people everywhere are trying this now.

4) You've just tried and discovered this to be untrue.

5) Now your sitting there with a crazed smile on your face.

5) Bet you didnt notice that i'd skipped 3).

6) And now you've gone back to cheek.

7) Bet you didnt notice that i'd skipped 6) aswell.

8) Fooled again...

9) Bet you didnt notice that 5) appears twice.

10) Now that hopefully you've got a smile on your face, remember that this is what it's all about.

If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

To Do List

1. Make pudding, put in mayo jar and eat in public.

2. Hire 2 private detectives and get them to follow each other.

3. Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why i summoned you here."

4. Run into a shop ask what year it is, when someone answers yell "It worked" and run out cheering.

5. Change name to Simon and speak in third person

6. Buy a parrot and teach it to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"

7. Follow joggers in you car and play "Eye of The Tiger" full blast for support.

42 things to do on a bus.

1. Sing 99 bottles of beer on the Wall in Yiddish

2.Tell them how much you admire their shoes. Ask them if they are made of wool. Remark how much you love wool and what a versatile fabric it is. Move on to their pants. Ask if *they* are wool. Do this for every item of clothing they have on. Talk about wool a LOT.

3.Ask them what their name is. When they answer, say “Wow! That’s my name, too!” Five minutes later, ask them what their name is again. Say “OH YEAH…that’s right!” Do this every five minutes for the rest of the trip.

4. Tell them what beautiful eyes they have. Ask “Are they real?”

5. Ask them where their yellow hat is. Tell them that the last person you sat next to was wearing a yellow hat. Demand to know what happened to the hat. Make a sketch of the hat “for police records”. Ask if they happen to have a yellow crayon you could borrow.

6. When they are quiet say “I’m sorry…were you talking to me?” Ignore them when they try to speak to you.

7. Ask permission for everything you do, like, “Mind if I uncross my legs?” and “I was thinking of stretching my arm…is that okay with you?”

8. Annotate the bus trip as if you were an announcer at a sports event: “And we’re here at the Bonanza bus station, April fourth, 1995, a be-autiful spring morning…and we’re all ready to go. Phil is getting himself situated; that’s Phil the bus driver, who by the way, was looking pretty good this morning when I saw him practicing with the gas and brake pedals, so lets just hope that he can have a repeat performance, and I think we can all agree that would be just *super*. Okay, they’ve given the all clear, and …THEY”RE OFF!!! It’s Phil in the front but here comes a Volkswagen Rabbit not far behind in the left lane, Phils picking up speed. Don’t forget that yield at the corner Philly…”

9. Put together five piece childrens puzzles. When you get to the last piece sit and stare at the puzzle for ten minutes, then get upset and yell out “DAMNIT! I can NEVER get these things!” Throw all the pieces to the floor and sulk in the seat for a few minutes. Eye the puzzle slowly, and mumble “Damn Mensa groups and their impossible games!”

10. Start up rounds of “Dirty Boulevard” or “In-a-gadda-vida”

11. Before the bus starts off, pass out questionnaires to everyone on the bus asking them to describe in 200 words or less why they are worthy to sit next to you. Hold a drawing for “one lucky winner and a companion”

12. Speak in 1950′s sitcom-eese. Use words like “Kooky”, “Wacky”, and “Keen”. Call the person “Pally” and “Chum”. Ask him or her if they “enjoy rock and roll music…that is what the kids are listening to now a days, isn’t it?”

13. Place bets on events that have already taken place. Say things like “I’ll lay two to one odds that the South wins this Civil War thing.”

14. Whenever you pass another bus, act amazed and say “How can I be in there…when I’m in here???”

15. Ask if they have a stick of butter you could borrow. When they answer, sigh and say, “Never mind, it’s too late now anyway!”

16. When first sitting down, sink into the seat, breath a heavy sigh and excaim “Ahhhh….it’s good to be home!” Take out a remote control and pretend to change channels. Say that the batteries must be dead. Fall asleep and snore loudly. Wake up and say “Hey! I was watching that!”

17.Take out a pack of gum and say “Boy, my ears are popping already!” Talk about how the people *really do* look like antsfrom way up here. Wonder out loud where the stewardess is.

18. Pretend that you are driving the bus, and call out all the stops. Make honking noises. Complain about how bad the brakes are.

19. Talk about how excited you are to be on a bus. Sing songs with the word ‘bus’ in the lyrics, “Bus, bus, magic bus…” while wiggling around in the seat. Squeal a lot. Take pictures.

20. Act like a late night talk show host. Interview the person sitting next to you. Say things like “Do we have a clip of that?” and “We’ll be right back after these commercials.”

21. Spray the seat with Lysol before you sit down. Place a hanky on the armrest separating the two seats. Sit as far away from the person as possible. Ask if they happen to have an immunization record handy. Offer to let them see yours.

22. Let go of a clothespin hard on your finger. Scream in pain and say “WOW! Now I know never to do *that* again!” Do it again.

23. Overstate the obvious. “Woah, woah, we’re moving now…here we go. We’re on a bus, you know. We’re on the street, I think, no, we’re definitely on a street. Hey everybody…we’re driving on a bus! Weeee! Here we go..”

24. Ask if they sell Amway. Act disappointed when they say no. Say how much you were REALLY looking forward to sitting next to someone who sold Amway. Ask if they could just *pretend* for a little while.

25. Fondle a plastic knife while singing “The End” under your breath. Make small stabbing motions into the air in front of you. In a monotone voice say “Ironic that it would end THIS way…” and smile vaguely. Speak very loudly when you get to the part about the bus.

26. Clutch a metal thermos close to your chest. Fondle it gently and speak to it saying, “It’s all right my pet, we’ll be there soon enough..” Take the top off and drink from it carefully. Replace the cap and massage it softly, whispering, “Thank you my darling…thank you.”

27. Ask them which way they place the toilet paper on the roll. When they answer, eye them suspiciously, get up, and switch seats. Come back five minutes later and say that despite your personal differences you should still be able to sit next to each other in peace. Offer to kiss and make up.

28. Remark, “Isn’t it ironic how the very people that you kill are the very same people that you need to come to pick you up when you’re finally set free?”

29. Offer to share everything with them. If you apply capstick or file your nails, ask excitedly, “Want some?” When they say no, act hurt, shrug your shoulders, and say “Just thought I’d ask…”

30. Brag about every day events like, “I washed my hair this morning…all by myself! Then I used a towel to dry it. Did you ever wash YOUR hair all by yourself? Do YOU use a towel?”

31. Ask them if they think it’s normal to still have an umbilical cord at 32.

32. Speak only in quotes from Carpenters songs.

33. Narrate your entire trip. “She walked over to teh seat, and, eyeing him strangely, decided that this looked like as good a place as any to spend the lengthy drive from 9th to 22nd street. ‘Hello’ she said, but the strange man did not answer, at least, not right away…”

34. Hang a fishing pole out the window. Tug on the line a few times and wonder out loud why you can never seem to catch any fish. Decide that it was because you are using the wrong kind of bait, pack your stuff and say “Tomorrow I’ll come prepared”

35. Treat the person next to you like a baby. Say in a funny voice “Are you having fun? Ooh…do you want a rattle? He wants his silly rattle, yes he does, yes he does…”

36. Ask them if they watch QVC. Tell them that you just happened to have taped a particularly good episode about Cubic Zirconia’s. Ask if they would like to borrow it. Demand that they tell you their address so you can mail it to them.

37. Ask them if they would like some ice cream. Reach into your pocket and feel around for a few seconds, then say, “Oh well, must have left it at home!” Clean your hand off for the next five minutes.

38. Picket the bus. Sit cross legged in the middle of the rows and chant about how public transportation is Nazi propeganda. Try to convince other patrons not to get on. Offer to trade in their tokens for toys.

39. Pretend to recite pi. Start off, “3.141592, 3, 4, 5, 6 ,78, 9, 10, 11,12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23,24,25,26,27,28,29,THIRTY…31,32, 33,34.

40. At the first possible opportunity get extremely excited at the primitive invention, like paper. Demand to know all about it, Say, “Wait til I tell the guys about this one!” Ask if you can take a little piece with you, “just for verification”

41.Leave a whoopie cushon on the seat next to you

42.Ask the person next to you if they have a paper and pen. Draw a picture of yourself killing the person next to you.

10 things to do in tesco.

01. Get 24 Boxes Of Condoms Randomly Put Them In People's Trolleys When They Aren't Looking.

02. Set All The Alarm Clocks In HouseWares To Go Off At 5 Minute Intervals

03. Make A Trail Of Tomato Juice On The Floor Leading To The Ladies Toilet.

04. Move A 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' Sign To A Carpeted Area.

05. When A Clerk Asks If They Can Help You, Begin To Cry And Shout:
"Why Can't You People Just Leave Me Alone!?"

06. While Handling Large Knives In The Kitchen Dept, Ask The Clerk If He Knows Where The Anti-Depressants Are Located.

07. Dart Around The Store Suspiciously, While Loudly Humming The Theme From Mission Impossible.

08. Hide In A Clothing Rack . . . And When People Browse Through, Say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

09. When An Announcement Comes Over The Loudspeaker, Hit The Floor And Assume The Foetal Position And Scream:
"NO!...It's Those Voices Again!!!"

10. Go InTo A Fitting Room, Shut The Door And Wait A While... Then Yell:
"...There's No Toilet Paper In Here"

10 Things to Do in Class

1. Agree with your friends for everybody to sit down when the teacher arrive. When he start writing in the blackboard, everybody stand up. Those who don't sit soon enough, are out of the game

2. If the light turns down, scram: "HEY, who touched my bottom?"

3. Tell you know somebody who "went through that" always your teacher tell something bizarre

4. Take a hammer to school and agree with a friend of yours for him to ask if someone has a hammer

5. Eat non comestible things

6. Put a hotdog's sausage into someone's bag

7. Get everybody together, and when you're going to throw something in the trash, make everybody go together

8. Charge your mobile in the classroom

9. Arrange with a friend. Go to the teacher ask him to ask your friend, if your friend's mother plays guitar. When the teacher ask, your friend get up, crying, and say his mother doesn't have an arm, she lost it in an accident, and leave the classroom

10. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers

Friends Come Before Boys Unless Your Best Friend Is A Boy. Love You James Taylor!!! x

A Stranger Walks Up To My Friend And Says She Hates Her Fucking Guts.. How's That Work?? xx Don't Worry Babe I Love Ya!!! Cuz I Know Ya xx

One Day My Friend See's A Boy Chucked Away A Full Millers Corner Yoghurt. She Loves Miller Yoghurts So Saves It From The Bin and Starts Eating It. 2 Minutes Later The Boy Comes Up To Her And Asks If She Just Ate His Yoghurt That He Chucked Away. She Says Yes... Now There Dating? Now If Thats Not A Relationship Starter I Don't Know What is. x

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms