"USUK AU where Arthur is Alfred's State Farm agent, and Alfred keeps singing "like a good neighbor, State Farm is there" so that Arthur pops in at pervocative moments, like when Alfred is in the shower, or laying on his bed naked, surrounded by rose pedals. And every time Arthur is just like "FOR GODS SAKE." and poofs back out again." (Written off a tumblr post)

When Arthur admits to having a crush on Francis, Alfred makes it his goal to get them together for the Winter Dance. But was it his generosity that made him offer to help rehearse the dance beforehand or was it that nasty jealousy? And Arthur realizes he was blind for not noticing how beautiful Alfred's eyes were.

All humans are born with a biological clock that counts down to the time to when they meet their soul mate. When Alfred's counts down to zero and he doesn't find his soul mate, he worries something's not right.

Alfred was scared of the rain when he was younger. Arthur's scared to fight for Alfred (again) now he's older. USUK fluff.

Romano finally has enough of seeing Spain doting over his brother instead of him. Instead of freaking out on them, he tries a new approach; leaving. Spamano oneshot T for slight language

Song fic - A promise of faithfulness that shattered the day Canada caught his long time boyfriend, France, cheating on him. Starts as Franada, Ends with Prucan. France X Canada, France X England X America, Canada X Prussia ONESHOT!

Prussia started pacing back and forth in front of the house and tried to remember how a man proposed. He needed to kneel, right? On one knee? Two? Damn, he had never done this before. He had never even wanted to do this before but Canada was different.

Spain was a man of the flesh, his desire so vile even God would rebuke him, for he was so unworthy of His grace. He didn't need God, though, as long as he had Romano. Spain/Teen!Romano.

It should have been an issue that neither of them could speak the same language. Somehow, though, it did not matter if it was just a single door between them or a thousand miles; there was one language both of them understood. Love needed no words.

A loooooong list of what the countries of the world are not allowed to do at the beach. Suggestions for the list are closed now, thank you all for helping!

It's Christmas Eve and Herakles and Kiku had just gotten home, already going at it. Afterwards, they celebrate Christmas at the wee hours of morning.

To have a second chance to live, Holy Roman Empire must give up the one thing he loves: his memories of Italy. Will they ever come back? It gets better as it goes on, trust me. Based off of the Germany is Holy Roman Empire theory.

Tino is abnormally quiet. Being the considerate man he is, Berwald is concerned. Fluff ensues. Only rated T for the slightly dodgey man-kissing I didn't write very well XD

The morning after Alfred and Arthur's honeymoon night. Off-shot of And All That Jazz

Spamano One-shot! Spain shows Romano his new "pets", and a misunderstanding ensues. "I'm such an idiot...who would ever say anything nice about such an egoistic person like me in the first place?" Rated T because of some boyxboy and Romano's swearing! 8D

When someone kisses you, and then moves away you'd think that would be it. But when Antonio comes back from Spain he wants Lovino to be his again. Except Lovino now hates Antonio...which sucks for Lovino because Antonio isn't going to let go that easily.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.

Now, kid, let me tell you a little story about your parents...

Norway denies a relationship with Denmark because he doesn't want to end up heartbroken... Sucky summary but please CLICK THE BUTTON and read. I need REVIEWS and inspiration! No forcing... Created out of the 2010 Eurovision song for Norway...

Denmark's disappeared just a week before Norway's birthday. Little did Norway know that Denmark arranged a few 'strangers' to visit him on the 6 days he's away. Oh is Norway in for a big surprise in the end! Norway birthday fic! DenNor

Lovino is a foreign exchange student in Spain. Things were going just brilliantly before he happened upon a Spanish restaurant in the heart of Madrid where he laid eyes on a certain Spanish Sex God...

Finland is cooking up dinner, but he seems to have found himself an alternative. Sweden aids him with this. M for lemon.

America decides his brother needs an intervention on account of his destructive relationship choices. Implied PruCan.

Or, Why Canada Is No Longer Allowed To Play Truth Or Dare While Tipsy. Canada and England go out for drinks. Of course it's the exact same bar America and the Bad Friends are drinking as well. This cannot end well. T for Alfred's singing.

College graduate Antonio Carriedo is the simple kind of guy who doesn't want much. What is he to do when an Italian genie expects him to make three wishes? Jealous/possessive!Spain fill for Lumoa. AU, rated for profanity and the birds and bees.

*GerIta, SpaRo, mentioned others* the Italian brothers get pregnant at the same time... the world might not be ready for that.

America likes to play with his food. He also likes to create things with his food. England reacts. AmericaxEngland.

Greece wants to give Japan a medical exam and you should always do what a doctor tells you too, right? YAOI PWP NSFW

Canada is always trying to take care of Prussia and save him from horrible situations. What happens when Prussia decides to turn the tables? Warning: so much fluff. PruCan

America stumbles upon a certain door and hears something behind it that he hoped was not England having a "wonderful" time with a certain Asian nation.

Never, ever click any link that Prussia sends you, especially if he's offering to "help you out." Spain/Romano.

England is in a predicament; America's inexplicable rage is inadvertently helpful. US/UK

What happens when you've been hurt before, and can't take being hurt again? Do you stay alone forever? Or can someone rescue you? A two shot request

America is supposed to bring dessert for his dinner with England. Being the awesome boyfriend that he is, he decides to ask England what he wants. The answer is quite unexpected. USUK

Prussia has liked Canada for awhile now, Canada has liked him since they met at France's when he was little. They are both too awkward to do anything about it...until Romano gives them an oh-so-eloquent push in the right direction. Oneshot. Prucan Spamano

Valentine's Day never bothered Arthur, nor did he let his one-sided feelings get the better of him. Thing is, he just got a bouquet of flowers from a mysterious source and SOMEHOW ends up going to his would-be beau's hockey game. Hmm. Weird.

It shouldn't be that hard to say, he was far to awesome to be nervous about something like this! Just telling his Mattie he..l-Lov...ya know, and stuff...this was harder than he thought it would be. Not like he ever said them to anyone before! PruCan Fluf

Matthew was at another meeting, being ignored AGAIN! No one noticed anything he said! No matter what it was! "I could do anything right now and get off scott free, right?" Once again ingored. "I could wank off and no one would care!" /PruCan smut Rated M/

When a certain wannabe-nation shows up at the World Meeting dressed to be invisible, Prussia has a feeling there's more than what meets the eye... Present for Ninja of Thunder

Sweden realizes just how scary he has been appearing to Finland all this time and tries his best to mend it. After all, love from his darling wife is all he wants! SuFin

America overhears something very disturbing. rated for safety.

Birthdays, the day you celebrate every year when you turn a year older. Were they really special? Well, to Gilbert they were. Problem was, he couldn't find his favorite Canadian... Boy, was he sure in for a surprise. PruCan one-shot.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful, instead of hot, who lies watching the stars and listening to your heartbeat... Spamano, one-shot

When Antonio introduces Lovino to chocolate.

what do you do when someone you love is lost? sad!ItalyxGermany, hints of HREXChibitalia

ONESHOT Feliks has a crush on his best friend, Toris, who he saw was on a date with Natalya. Feliks is hurt and tells his sorrow to his other friend, Elizabeta - who says to him to wear a skirt to school. He did and it all ends to the boys lavatory.

That day started out just like any other day. Except it wasn't. That was the day when Alfred Jones met Arthur Kirkland, and...Well, just read. Warning: language, boys love, the usual...

Hungary, for some unfathomable reason, sets Spain up with Belgium. Romano is left hurt and confused, so he runs away - and ends up in France. What else could possibly go wrong? Collab with titlelee1093, M for later chapters. Spamano and hinted GerIta.

Finland ponders how he started to love Sweden. SveFin. First-person Fin-centric; funky style is funky.

Make Romano laugh. It's as hard as it seems. As Spain chases victory, he unearths much more about himself and his relationships than he bargained for. Spamano, hinted USUK.

Two new transfer students are about to join a reather..unusual group of friends. Will the Italian twins be anything like they imagine? Not at all. Gilbert, don't believe everything Feliks gossips about.

Cinderella, The TINO/BERWALD version Tino loses a bet and was forced into a dress to attend a New Year Party. At the Party, Prince Charming Berwald! falls in love with the wrong him...Sorry for lame Summary! REVIEW! PLEEEEASE! *Cries*

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

In which England forgets... pretty much everything, Francis helps out much to Arthur's chagrin, America is disgruntled, but ends up wedging his self-proclaimed heroic self in there somehow. USUK eventually, one-sided FrUK for about two seconds.

Gilbert's wondering why he agreed to Matt's plan. Oh right. He's been trying to get into Matt's pants for the past 60 or so years. That would be the reason. And there was the whole feelings crap in there, too. PruCan

This is a PruCan songfic! It's the song More than useless by Relient K. Mattie feels like he's invisible and useless in every way. Gilbert disagrees and plans to make it a point the Matthew is more than useless

Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.

*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.

Denmark wants to impress Norway, and he does this with a date that should knock the scosk right off of his Norwegian lover... However... Things don't quiet work out the poor Dane had imagined. NorxDen One-Shot Rated M for Lemon 3

Everything started with the syrup... and it all went from there. PruCan PrussiaxCanada , shounen-ai, whatever...

America is being "nannied" by England. Use of human names. AmericaxEngland

Lovino Vargas has a problem and his name starts with A. Warning boyxboy, yaoi. Like no dur.

A drunken wish on a star lands Lovino back in the time of pirates, and when he runs into a familiar face with an unfamiliar personality, he'll start to question his own heart. Pirate!SpainxRomano. Rated for language, violence, and maybe mature situation

It's a strange sensation, to give in in such a way. His voice is soft at first, rising in volume and pitch as Greece continues his persistent play, tuning Japan like a shamisen

After a heated fight with Austria, Holy Roman Empire finds himself cleaning with Italy. Chibitalia/HRE. Kinda OCC with a lot of Fluff. T for mild language.

A little sign hanging on the door was what caused so much mayhem among the nations of the world. Giripan, little smex scene and strong language.

Norway always suspected that Denmark had been hiding a secret, but he never would have guessed it would be something they held in common. A most curiously hidden box in Denmark's room only raises suspicion. Norway selfcest, DenNor, and plenty of kink.

People are bothered, Prussia's a jerk, and maybe Canada's just a little to used to it.

This is a PruCan one shot. No one remembers Matthew Williams. Even his own father and brother forget his name. He can't live with that any longer. If only there was one person out there that did remember him...

Arthur had a pretty nasty day but nothing a Frenchman and some S'mores can't fix! human names used

And, you know, I don't regret a thing. AU, USUK, crackish.

After a drinking game with Prussia and England, Norway won't talk to Denmark and it's driving the Dane insane. What should the Dane do for Norway to forgive him? Read and review please? :3

Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.

Sometimes there is such a thing as too much structure and control.

Meeting your country for the first time is exciting! Especially when you walk into your office and he's making out with someone on your desk! ...Wait, what? Oneshot!

Matthew gets assigned to be Gilbert's French tutor by their teacher. How will this end? Real names used. PruCan

Feliciano is getting married, and Lovino is devastated at losing his brother again! We take a look into his past losses and then stay by his side as he tries to accept his brother's love to the person Lovino hates more than anyone else. human names used

Sharing one's life with somebody means being part of a lot of small details nobody else will ever perceive. Details about each one, and details that involve both parts. Needless to say, Antonio and Lovino have quite a few of these, too.

Italy decides he want to make Germany happy by giving him the one thing he loves most: Italy's cooking. Germany enjoys the delicious food, realizing the true meaning of the Sweet Treats from Italy.

Based off the song "Lollipop" By Aqua. Norge is forced into singing a danish song by Denmark, until it all goes downhill from there. Rated M for smut, secret hidden innuendos in the song, and overall the cuteness of Norge singing.

On a road trip, Prussia accidentally discovers New Prussia. And totally did not squeal.

The Allies go out drinking and Ivan and Yao make a bet. T for RoChu. Human names used.

As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta

America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.

A sly smirk twisted onto his lips. "So Alfred," his voice was sharp and suggestive, "tell me. What exactly was your reaction to the test?" Human names used. America/England, romantically, if you squint. Rated T for Arthur's mouth.

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

Spain thought of Romano. Spamano.

In which Matthew vows to sit in 1st class seats the next time he flies, is repeatedly kicked in the back and kissed twice. AU PruCan

Short little story of China thinkinng back to the past. Why didn't he realizes things would turn out like this? Fluffy short RoChu fanfic!

ONE-SHOT. Antonio meets the boy who will become his lover in the one place that should have kept them apart. ONE-SHOT companion to That Song Called Love. High School AU, Spamano. ONE-SHOT. As in it shall never be continued. NEVER. ONE-SHOT!

Germany's painting remains blurry and incomplete; Italy wants to help him find the missing pieces. Post-Buon San Valentino.

Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.

When Tino's dog went out for her usual walk, she wasn't expected to come home with a bunch of roses tied around her neck. Rated T for things at the end just to be safe. Hopefully not animal cruelty either, fluffy SuFin I guess

Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.

Russia wants China. Japan wants to be left alone by Russia and his curses. Their solution? Work together. boy/boy

It was Alfred's birthday. Arthur always hated this day, and he was going to show Alfred just how much. Songfic to Avril Lavigne's "When You're Gone". USUK,FraCan,GerIta,GreJap,SpaLov,RusChi, and more. Fluff and failed angst. Independence Day Tribute!

"Mattie, I'm gonna get you a stripper for your birthday. You know, hot girl in a slutty cop costume knocking on your door saying she's gonna have to arrest you and then starts taking off her clothes." "Make it a hot guy and you've got a deal." PruCan

Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.

Canada finds himself caught under Kumajirou's eyelash spell again, oh no! Whatever will Prussia do to get the Canadian to wake up and make him pancakes? PruCan! Present for PRUSSIAisAWESOME

"Prompt: Food-play and dub-con. Characters: Russia and China; America and Japan if more are needed. Make me nosebleed!" And that is why this exists.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

Without Finland there on his birthday, Sweden decided to go to bed early. He didn't expect to be woken up not even ten minutes later by soft lips against his and a hand down his pants. SuFin birthday fic, quasi-sequel to Santa's Duties.

"So Romano," Spain said, "Besame mucho and make all my dreams come true?" This is so not happening to me DAMMIT! Spain x Romano!

france calls a meeting that turns out to be a big party/sleepover. when the group play dares, france dares america to kiss england that leads to some activity in the bedroom. i suck at writing these DX any way please review

Arthur has always admired Alfred's strength, every moment. But America can be weak, as well, when tempted by a willing Englishman. Written in a fic exchange.

Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.

Norway wondered why this discovery had surprised him. It wasn’t as if he thought the other was incapable of such a thing, oh no; quite the contrary, Denmark would be on the top of his list of people who would do it.

America admits to England he's done something bad. Attempt at fluff.

If I had told you, you would never have made an effort to learn Spanish ! You were a difficult child.' Romano wanted to open the door right away at that, just to be able to bang it back into the Spaniard's face.' SpeRo, rated for.. well, mature & Romano

*one-shot GerIta* Germany wanted to propose, but you can always count on Prussia to mess things up a bit... poor Italy. Contains lemon.

Coming home to Italy chained naked to his bed was not what Germany had in mind for his day. Plot-less smut. Bondage. Germany x Italy

For the kink meme. While helping France clean out his closet, America finds and decides to keep England's old pirate hat. But America finds that he's gotten more than he bargained for when the real thing turns up looking for his hat. England/America.

Berwald and Tino just want to be alone. Too bad they keep getting inturupted. -SwedenxFinland- !Fluff warning/slight smexy moments!

America. The land of the free and the home of the brave. Alfred F. Jones, hero to all. Most of the time.

Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS

China as a maid. Russia as his master. Hilarity ensues. FLuff. Angst. Pairings: Russia X China, Greece X Japan. Warning: AU, YAOI all under this penname is anyway .

When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!

Canada is tired of no one noticing him. Especially the one he loves At least in that way . So he decides to ask France for a little help on how to be noticed. /IN THAT WAY./

AU. A cafe, a crazy brother and a scary sophmore. Not a good combination, especially when they want you to wear a dress. Antonio/Lovino

An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?

The first rose came a few weeks after New Year’s Day. A thousand days later, the final rose arrived.

Romano has a plan, and it's a good plan for once. It won't work, however, unless Romano can find Spain and that is proving to be more difficult than anticipated. Spain/Romano

China decides to work at an Asian nail salon in America to earn some extra money, but what happens when a mysterious guest shows up? Minor Russia x China. Inspired by a true story.

Why, oh why was he given that of all presents in the world! Someone was doing that on purpose! Sometimes life is just so frustrating when you're Gilbert. -yaoi, lemon, PrussiaxCanada/GilbertxMatthew, PWP-

England is sick of America hiding his true feelings so he comes up with a plan to get America to admit it. Complications arise when France, Russia, and China get involved too. England/America and a hint of Germany/Italy!

Written for Demontalia-Pie. Rated T for Romano's mouth. He wasn't gay, he was only doing this so the stupid bastard would shut up and make him food.

Japan is getting very tired of having to constantly tell the other nations that it really WAS a dream that one time. Very. Tired. And when France unwisely decides to be France, it proves to be the proverbial straw that breaks the proverbial camel's back.

One-shot. US/UK lemon for a fic exchange. "One day, while visiting the south, America got an idea."

An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.

A crack of thunder. A timid knock. Yao frowned into the darkness. “Who’s there?”, he asked carefully. “...Can I come in?” Yao would know that voice anywhere. Russia? But why did he sound so different? Was he... frightened? Rated M for lemon. Russia/China

America always thought that he was a hero and a hero should be able to do everything, including proposing the love of his life. Yet Fate seemed not to agree with the notion and America found how his every attempt was thwarted awesomely.

don't under estimate chinese medicine! ! It works wonders! warning: Mpreg, adult theme. pairing: Russia X China and minor America x England

America always finds a way to screw up his relationship with England with the things he's says, but never really thought much about it. But when his harsh words caused England to lose his memories will he rethink his actions?

After another routine assembly, Finland decides to give AIM a try. And so does Sweden. still sucking at summaries

How many times had he rescued the Italian from a situation like this brought upon by his stupidity? And...why did he keep rescuing him, anyways? Germany/North Italy Ludwig/Feliciano

Russia is tired of waking up without China in his arms and finds a way to fix the problem. Pairing: RussiaxChina / RoChu/ RussiaChina Rated T for suggestive material.

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

France strikes again, this time bent on improving the trans-Atlantic Anglo relationship on American's birthday.

When Romano has come down with the flu, Spain is there to nurse him back to health. Spain/S. Italy one shot.

Long gone were the days of fear in Sweden's embrace.

When, and why, England stops seeing America as a child. US/UK