Name: Daniel Marcus Gold

Age: 14

Sex: IMA FREEKIN GUY!!!!!!!!!

Ok so thats out the way, time to discuss about my fav Sonic couples:

SonicxAmy - Ok so this is'nt really my top 1 couple but yeah no one else to pair Amy up with (besides Shadow but NO not them two together)

KnucklesxJulie-Su - I think they make a cute couple

TailsxCream - Again not really on the top 10 but no one else to pair Tails up with (besides Cosmo but I HATE THOSE TWO TOGETHER!! So dont ask in a Fanfiction review-WHERE IS COSMO, Why? I FIND HER ANNOYING!!)

ShadowxRouge - Epic characters, Epic couple

CharmyxCream - No idea why I started liking this but oh well

VectorxVanilla - I think there also pretty cute together

SilverxBlaze - Well they are always hanging out with eachother so yeah

JetxWave - Theese two ALWAYS argue so i think they have a thing for each other

StormxWave - ????

FAN CHARACTER PROFILES

Kidashi Juno Squribot:

Age: 12

Personality: Loyal, Annoying, Funny, Clever,

Likes: Being stupid, Royal, Victor, His own space, Tai hmm...maybe not..., Tails

Dislikes: Anger, People invading his personal bubble, Shadow, Stealth, Rouge, School, Willy and Hurricane

Ablitities: Artistic, Quite speedy, Gun shooting (he's a ROBOT so ill explain in Dyslexic Problem's)

Royal Inferno Cat:

Age: 12

Personality: A scaredy cat(sometimes), Loyal, Naiive, Laid back(sometimes)

Likes: Kidashi, Victor, Computer games, His Math teacher (Who i'll talk about soon), And most importantly STAR WARS

Dislikes: Homework, Willy and Hurricane, His sister Willy and Hurricane, His mum

Abilites: The phycic thing his dad Silver has (Or however you spell it)

Victor Buzz Cronny:

Age: 11

Personality: Annoying, Stupid, Maybe intellegent sometimes, Cute sometimes

Likes: Gizmo (His best freind), Kidashi, Royal, Melody...NAH, Music

Dislikes: His dad embrassing him, School, His Art teacher (Who i'll talk about soon)

Abilites: Artistic, Speedy (Unlike his dad Vector!) Break dancing, Gymnastics (Again unlike his dad!)

Gizmo Maximus Fox:

Age: 11

Personality: Serious (But not too serious), Clever VERY clever, very loud

Likes: Victor, Dash , Chad , School, His dad, His mum

Dislikes: The dentist, Being Rick'Rolled every time he's on youtube, The opticion's

Abilites: Flying with one tail (cooool), A mathmetition, A technology expert

Melody Jasmine Cronny:

Age:11

Personality: Stubborn, Mouthy, Greedy, Sensitive

Likes: Blaming everything on Victor, Money, Music, Stealth (Her intrest)

Dislikes: Her mum and dad being serious, Homework, School, Sitting next to her brother (Wow they really dont like eachother!), Victor

Abilites: Taking control of her own charm by flirting with others

Gerald 'Stealth' Robotnick Bat:

Age: 17

Personality: Emo like, Rude, Quiet... ALOT! (Not much to his personality)

Likes: Violence, Melody (Somewhat anway), Movies, His mum,

Dislikes: Put it this way...ALOT OF THING'S!!!!!!!!!, Dash

Ablites: His baseball bat (He uses it as a wepon), His sharp teeth (Again a wepon), Flying

Drew Kukini Chameleon:

Age: 15

Personality: Serious, Somewhat quite queer, Vicous

Likes: His wepons, His sensei, His dad, Victor, Miko, Judo moves, Shadina (Wow!)

Dislikes: Anger, Boring old fashined Judo infomation

Abilities: Wepons, Turing invisible

Dash Lenord Hegehog

Age: 15

Personality: He's got an attitude alright! Brave, Protective

Likes: His mum, His dad, Chad, Computer games, Gizmo, Taking down Eggman Jr's robots, Any after school clubs, Chili dog's, Running (Dont tell Sonic!)

Dislikes: Victor (WHY!), Stealth, Eggman and Eggman Jr, Shadina, The Mario franchise (WHAT!)

Abilites: A very Very VERY fast runner, Jumping attaks

Willy Rockviller Hawk

Age: 16

Personality: A show off, Funny, Werid, Mouthy, Obnoctious

Likes: Stealth's mum (Wow!), Hurricane, Showing off, Taking the micky out of his dad, His gear

Dislikes: Dash, Gizmo, Chad, Stealth, Shadow, Loosing race's on his gear, Getting into trouble, Kidashi, Royal

Abilites: Very fast boarder, Cool surfer

Hurricane the Albatross:

Age: 18

Personality: Scaredy cat, Sensitive, Clumsy, Thick

Likes: His dad, His mum, His uncle Jet, Willy, Racing on his board, Kidashi

Dislikes: Getting into trouble as well as Willy, Embrassing himself by being clumsy

Sara-Ju Winx Ecidna:

Age:14

Personality: Sensilble, Careful, Naiive, Laid back

Likes: After school clubs, Chad getting into trouble, Her trampoline, Keeping her house tidy, Calling Victor names (Wow people really don't like Victor here do they! He's a nice guy trust me on this!)

Dislikes: Getting into trouble, Homework, Everything about school!! Chad acting extreamly DUM, A messy house, Being grounded

Abilites: Gliding, Smashing stuff

Alister 'Chad' Ecidna

Personality: Fun-Loving, Not at all boring what so ever, Hyper

Likes: His mum, His dad, Victor, Kidashi, Dash, Gizmo, Watching his sister being werid on the trampoline, Getting his sister into trouble, School

Dislikes: Pretty much nothing

Abilites: Gliding, Throwing things, Strengh, Very Clever (When he want's to be)

Miko Rota Bee:

Age: 6

Personality: Hyper, Cute, Brave, over protective, Fun-Loving

Likes: Sweets, Flying practice, All his realatives, Fun stuff, TV

Dislikes: His sister Silvia, When he is grounded, Detention's through his break time at school, Crying in c lass

Abilities: Flight, Annoyance, Stupidity, Stinging

Ray Albert Sydney Squrriel:

Age: 15

Personality: Intellegent, Clever, Grumpy, Serious

Likes: His own space, Piano lessons, His brothers (Sometimes at least!), School, The teachers congratulating him, Looking at the wonders of the world

Dislikes: His brothers, Anyone who shouts at him, Exiting birthday party's that he's invited to, Christian holidays (Dont ask why!), Star wars and Royal going on about it

Ablites: Gliding, Giving boring lectures to enimes about random scientific stuff

Raymond Gold Squrriel:

Age: 15

Personality: Show off, Funny, Rude, Stupid, Loud,

Likes: Ray, Ralph, His dad, His mum, Getting told off in class, Computer games, Cooking class in school (So he makes a mess of everything), Junk food

Dislikes: Ray or Ralph telling on him, Dash showing off, Gizmo acting like a nerd, Chad acting DUM, Science class, Maths class, His literacy teacher, Healthy food, Junior acing retarded

Ablites: Gliding, Karate moves, Shouting defence

Ralph Danny Squrriel:

Age: 15

Personality: Fun-Loving, Quiet, Clever, Cute, Werid

Likes: The colour green, Tv, His brothers, His dad, Fun things, His trampoline, Summer holidays, School, All his friends, His 3-DS that he got for his birthday

Dislikes: One thing, EMO'S!!

Silvia Betty Bee:

Age: 6

Personality: Fun-Loving, Caring, Loyal, Non-Racist, Hyper, Cute

Likes: Her Brother, Her mum, Her half-brother Gizmo, A tidy house, All her very good best friends

Dislikes: Her dad, Her and Her brother arguing, Computer's, School, Tv

Ablities: The same as Miko's

You may of seen these on ShadowAndRayAreEpic's profile at Devient Art. com but I own all of them, since I did'nt have the manly gut's for the public to critisize gut's my friend (sorta girlfriend) to make an account and put these character's on it.

TOP 10 SONIC CHARACTER'S

1.Ray the flying squrriel

2.Silver the hedgehog

3.Cream the rabbit

4.Blaze the cat

5.Charmy the bee

6.Vector the crocodile

7.Tails the fox

8.Knuckle-head (AKA:KUNCKLES THE ECIDNA)

9.Espio the chameleon

10.Mighty the armadillo

Ok just before you guy's ask people ask "Where's Sonic! Oh no you left out Sonic! DID NOT! I was thinking about how much of a showoff he is about his speed and all and I thought "Ahh what the HELL i'll put him on my worst list cos he's SO annoying. END OF STORY.

Sorry about that rant i'm usally not like this but please don't start asking why I don't give Sonic attention in my story's.

FAN FICTION IDEA'S:

Dyslexic problem's: Vector and Vanilla's dyslexic 11 year old son Victor has to cope with everyone laughing at him with thing's he can't control. Evantully Victor has had enough with this and lashes out the anger and sadness that has been building up inside him. Will be rated K+ or T.

Cream's dillema's: Cream has to cope with TWO boyfriend's: Charmy and Tails. And plus her neighbour's Jet, Wave, Storm and their kid's are allway's stealing her stuff. Is set 10 year's in the future. Will proably be rated T for language and maybe sexual themes.

Ray's new high school: When Ray's parent's send him to a new high school, Ray has to put up with older student's, after school detention's and especilly GIRL'S. But when he meet's new friend's you could say Ray just might beat among the rest. Rated T.

Ray the paper boy: Ray's the new 11 year old paper boy and just in time too! Let's just say this little kid end's up in the guiness world record book. Why? you'll have too read to find out.

Errrrr big problem...DA DOCUMENT MANAGER ANI'T WORKI'N!! And maybe in proper ENGLISH, the document manager will not WORK sooo we'll have to upload stories on my actual page an unfortunatly I don't think you guy's are allowed to comment so as soon as I get the dam thing working the sooner you lot can review. kay let's start with the one at the top of the list, Dyslexic problem's.

DYSLEXIC PROBLEM'S

Chapter one: Family

Victor is a funny boy, he alway's behave's in class, actully LIKED'S to read and alway's does stupid thing's weather in class, at home, or just hangin out with his friend's. Victor is a green rabbit with a tuft of dark brown hair on his head, green bang's over laping the front, fleshy part of his ear's a green crocodile tail with yellow on top and red scales also on top. He is ever so skinny like his mum is and even took after her in his sensible personality but is also kind of a nusance like his dad at time's too. He also has a thin, flesh couled muzzle with a cute, little nose . Today he was wearing a black jumper with material going round his neck, dark blue jean's with pocket's on the leg's, a strange belt with a bag equipped to it, grey finger-less gloves with orange gloves underneath and a unsual blue gem stone (you'll see what it does later on in the story) and blue shoes partly white with black velcro strap's.

"Mum do you want me to help you" Victor asked in a polite way.

"No thank you Victor, honey I am doing it just fine" Vanilla replied whilst doing the laundry. Vanilla was wearing a blouse with pink butterfly's on it, a dark blue long skirt and pink boot's.

"Aww, I don't wanna do my homework" whined a voice upstair's, it sounding like an inocennt girl's.

"NO DO IT NOW OR YOUR GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEK'S" shouted a more manly voice. Proably Victor's dad.

Vanilla sent Victor upstair's too see what was actully going on. But when he touched the floor board's it made a creaking sound. Victor gasped, looked into the room where shouting came from, hoping no-one was looking at him but sure enough, they were.

"Oy twerp, what ya doin creepin about upstair's" Said Melody whilst she put her hand's on her hip's.

Melody looked a bit like Victor but with BIG differences. Melody is a very light brown rabbit with short,green tangly hair she had a brown crocodile tail topped with yellow and red scales. She is slightly chubby but not at all fat in fact like her brother she is quite athletic. Her personality his identical to her dad even though Vector has actully contolled his money problem's, Melody on the other hand has troubles contolling it. She was wearing a blue sweater with line's going through it horizontilly, blue cut down jean's with a pretty trendy belt, white finger-less glove's and black boot's.

Victor just stood there not knowing what to do.

"OY VIC, IM TALKIN TO YOU!!" Melody shouted.

"Melody, your going to make me deaf any second" Victor replied quietly.

"Oh dear we wouldent want THAT happening now would we (!)"

"Melody, DON'T be rude to your brother" Vector finally spoke up stearnly.

Vector was wearing a black biker's jacket with sevral gold chain's, a black t-shirt underneath, His headphone's, dark blue jean's and black shoes.

Melody just rolled her eye's as they all walked down silently.

"Hello honey" Vanilla whisped to Vector whilst Vector strocked her cheak. They started kissing lightly for a minute or two when Melody started whining. After everyone ate breakfast, Vector and Vanilla went upstair's for some 'privite time in their bedroom' but we won't discuss about that. Victor started to read Stormbreaker by Anthony Horowitz (A/N: Copy right goes to Anthony Horowitz for the use of Stormbreaker in this story) and Melody started to listen to Justin Beaver (A/N: I feel so smart right now) on her headphone's. Victor started making weird noises and face's. Melody started laughing.

"Haha you are SOOO funny Victor" Melody laughed out loud. Victor just looked at her. They could both hear the muffled noises upstair's from the bedroom. Inapropriate noises to be exact.

When Vector and Vanilla FINNALY came down Melody begged them is she could go round to Sara-Ju's house.

"Mum, Dad can I go round to Sara-Ju's house to hang for a little while please, and so I can get away from Victor" Melody whisped the last part. They both nodded and then turned to Victor, he was still reading and then they turned round to eachother and kissed on the lip's, yes AGAIN!

"I love you honey" Vanilla whisped

"Not as much as I love you 'Nilla" Vector replied as he tried to kiss her again

"Come on Vec, let's go to Cream's house, we haven't been their in a while" Vanilla suggested

"Sure babe we'll go, but what about Vic?" Vector qustioned

"Oh he could go to the skate park, see his friend's. If he wanted too" Replied Vanilla

Vanilla walked over to Victor, trying not to disturb him reading. Victor noticed she wanted to talk to him so he put a bookmark in the book, closed it and got up from the chair.

"Oh, Hi mum what do want to say to me?" Victor asked

"Would you like to go to the skatepark since me and your Dad are going to Cream's house?"

"Sure!" enthusiasticlly said Victor "just let me get my skateboard!"

Chapter two: More family and friends

Victor, Vector and Vanilla all walked over to Cream and Charmy's house, knocked on the door waiting for an awnser.

"I'll get it, I'll get it" Shouted a squeaky voice

"Oh hello" Miko said shyly.

Miko is a small black bee with spikey hair like his dad and he also has a stinger. Today he was wearing a blue jumper with black stripes, white jean's, sneaker's and a cute little hat

"Hello, Miko dear can you get Mummy and Daddy, we need to talk to them" Vanilla asked sweetly whilst pointing the way for Miko.

Miko nodded, then ran back inside the house. A minute later he brought a taller bee and a heavilly pregant rabbit, she looked about seven month's. Charmy was wearing a blue muscle shirt, black tight jean's, sunglasses and red sneaker's. Cream was wearing a green t-shirt, blue maternity jean's and light brown sandles.

"Hi Cream, Charmy" Victor said whilst extending his arm out to shake.

"Eh...I don't do shaking" Charmy replied whilst pushing Victor's arm back.

"Hi Cream how are you lately?" Vector asked.

"I'm fine Vec"

"Ok, Victor sweetie, if you want to go you can" Vanilla smiled since Victor was starting to get board of waiting around.

Victor smiled as he put his skate helmet and shin pad's on.

Victor raced of like the wind, he was a pretty good skate boarder for his age, heck he even suppresed 18 year-old's in art, Victor had great intelligence. But then as soon as he left, Miko and a dark brown rabbit chased after him.

"We wanna go, we wanna go!!" They both squealed in their annoying innocent voice's.

Victor just sighed as the two got their bycycles out. Ok let's talk about the dark brown rabbit, her name was Silvia, yeah...really old fashined name but anyway's. Her ear's were slightly positioned a tiny bit to the left, she also had a tuft of light brown hair like her mum. She was wearing a pink t-shirt with red polka dot's, blue jean's and light pink sandle's. Silvia was pretty annoying like her dad Charmy, but act's completly innocent when it come's to blaming thing's on Miko.

"Ha ha, Miko you've gota trainin bike!" Silvia tormented " It still has stabaliser's on it"

"Does not, you just have a scooter!" Miko tormented back.

The two started fighting, physiclly by pushing and shoving eachother. Victor tried to break them up by blocking them but it just wouldent work.

"Oh look, da babysitter's in town!" Melody shouted from across the street.

"Hey shut up Melody, I have to look after them! Mum and Dad forced me too" Victor shouted back.

It looked like Melody was sticking her tongue out but since Victor forgot his glasses he could hardly see anything from a distance.

"Hey, Vic!" Waved a 11 year-old's voice from a fair diatance.

It was his sort of nephew but also best buddy, Gizmo. Ok their related because Gizmo's dad Tails ex-girlfriend (Yep they never were married when they had er... too horible to say) Cream's mum is Victor's mum sooooo yeah. So Gizmo was a yellow fox with very spikey hair sticking up, two tails with white mark's on it, a light brown muzzle with light brown inside ear's. Today he was wearing a white short sleved shirt, blue jean's, glasses on his face, red and white shoes and a brown belt.

"So are you going to the skatepark today?" Gizmo asked quietly since Victor dosent like it when he shouts

"Yep, but Miko and Silv are going, since my Mum and Dad forced me too" Victor sighed

"Oh, ok!"

Gizmo, Victor, Miko and Silv went of on whatever transport they were on. But when they arrived the teen's were there...

Dash walked over too them when they arrived

Dash is a blue hedgehog with quill's like his dad, pink bang's, a flesh coloured muzzle and ear's and a blue tail. Today he was wearing a black muscle shirt, ripped jean's, no shoes only socks, a baseball cap and sunglasses.

"Hey guy's the little kid's are in town!" Dash signaled two of them over.

The bat, Stealth looked like an emo bat, because, well he had a strand of red hair coming down, a black and red hoodie, black pant's that have thoose really cool buckles, spiked, black shoes, a spiked belt and an earing. He had a can of beer in his hand. The other one was a green hawk with purple bang's, he was wearing an athletic shirt, sporty pant's, a christian cross, a gold chain, an earing dark blue racer glove's. His hair was like his Dad's a bit by sticking up quite alot, probably using gel. His name was William or Willy for short.

"Awww, da little kid's" Stealth knealed down to them as a sign to show that they were really short.

"Yeeah, there soo cute" Willy carried on.

Victor's face started turning red.

"Err Vic are you okay?" Gizmo asked

No awnser, Victor just carried on looking at the trio.

"Ha, I guess not then" Gizmo carried on his sentance nervously.

Victor just started skatebording down the ramp's but then started hiccuping, he fell off

"Victor! Are you alright!" Gizmo excallimed.

"Yeah, i'm fine" Victor replied whilst rubbing his leg.

After that, they all stayed there for most of the aftanoon. Victor stopped at the top of the ramp and saw Melody leaving Sara's house. He thought for a second as if he should go.

"Guy's since it's getting dark, well do you wanna go home now?" Victor wondered

"Yeah, we should" Gizmo replied whilst setting his bike in the direction for home

Miko, Silvia and the teen's all left about 1:00 but Victor and Gizmo stayed for about another 3 or four hour's, well ask Victor since he had a watch on. Victor and Gizmo set off on the road. Gizmo's house was first so he arrived, got his key's out and walked in. Victor wonderd why Gizmo has his own house key but since only his dad lives there with him Tails might of said 'Gizmo, you can have your own house key, if you wan't too that is'. So you could say Victor predicted quite alot, guessing what the reson might be. Victor arrived at about 5:05 PM, he knocked on the door and waited for an awnser.

"Oh , hello twerp!" Melody opend the door whilst talking.

Victor just walked in and basicly ignored her.

"Oh, hi Vic" Vector said as Victor walked into the living room " Why were you gone so long?

"I just lost track of thing's I suppose" Victor scratched the back of his head, he was nervously smiling.

"Hello Victor" Vanilla walked into the room with somthing in her hand

"Hi Mum, whats that in your hand?" Victor wonded

"Er... nothing sweetie, nothing!"

The family all walked into the dining room, Vanilla walked over to the oven to dish up the roast dinner. (A/N: A true English dinner! :D) Everyone was seated and Victor put out the cutlery.

"Helpfull twerp" Melody whisperd under her breath whilst her cutlery was placed lightly on the decroative tissue.

Around about three for four minutes later Vanilla dished up a delicious looking roast. Everyone consumed the dinner but Melody and Vector tried too see who could consume the quickest. Afterward's Victor and Melody wanted to go to bed. (well maybe just Victor!) Vector and Vanilla sat down on the couch together.

"Well, are you tired at all?" Vanilla asked.

"No, i'm never too tired for you honey." Vector replied, it seemed like he was trying to lean in for a kiss but Vanilla blocked it with a piece of cardboard.

Vanilla moved up to were Vector was sitting, she looked at him slyly.

"Well" she continued "shall we go upstairs then"

Vector nodded. He picked her up, headed toword's the stairs and stared at her, smiling whilst at it. The two walked into the bedroom, got under the covers and started to strip off.

"Vector, can I take off your top, please?"

"Yeah"

Vanilla started to lift his top of, feeling his chest while at it. Vector was buff, no really Vanilla proably oogled him every night.

Ok let's actully not talk about the sort of night they had cos I really don't wanna talk about it, and I'm sure you don't wanna read this part ethier.

CENSORD!!!!!

Chapter three: School Day one

"KIDASHI, TAI STOP FIGHTING!!" Screamed a voice amongst the houses. It woke Victor up.

Victor leaned out of bed slightly to look at his digital clock. It read 7:30 AM. Victor rushed out of bed, ran to his closet and put on his school uniform. Cloro Secondry School's uniform consisted of a dark purple blazer, a white shirt or short sleeved one, a red and purple tie, and grey trousers, short's or if your a girl a skirt. Victor rushed into Melody's bedroom, knocked on the door quietly and waited for an awnser.

" Twerp, whatddya want, it's sooo early" Melody opended the door.

"Melody, we need to get ready for school it's-"

"Yeah, yeah whatever, ill put my clothes on, just let me wake up first"

Victor ran down the stair's too see if Vanilla and Vector were there. They wer'nt. Victor waited downatair's for at least one parent or even Melody to come down.