hi i like anime books and tv my faveriot animes are fairy tail , naruto,onepiece,bleach.soul eater... my favriot books are pjo hoo.the lunar chronicles , the kane chronincles, the owls of ga hools and more

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

~If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

~If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

~If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

~If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

~If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even long

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top of the tree

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: tries to help you when you get hurt.

BEST FRIENDS:sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

    I am a "nerd" who loves books.

    So what?

    While I hole myself up in a good story,

    you're off reading things from Facebook.

    While I lose myself in unknown worlds,

    you're off playing League of Legends or World of Warcraft.

    While I learn things you cannot imagine,

    you're off failing school and your teachers and family.

    I know more about some characters than I do myself—

    characters you will never know.

    I can survive my whole life in a world—

    a world you will never see.

    I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures—

    all of which you will never meet.

    If you and I were in one of the worlds I know—

    and you would never tell the difference.

    I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject—

    something you will never experience the joy and pride of.

    I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . .

    I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . .

    I have swam with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . .

    I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . .

    I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . .

    I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things

    I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . .

    I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing.

    Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have.

    And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read.

    Yet you claim that all of this is boring—

    Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing.

    You say that this is something no one can like.

    And yet, here I stand, holding a book.

51. When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

    When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

    When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

    When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

    When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

    When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

    When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

    When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

    When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

    Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

    Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

    The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

    Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

    Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

    The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

    The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

    If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

52. FRIENDS

    Lend you their umbrella

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

    FRIENDS:

    Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

    FRIENDS:

    Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

    FRIENDS:

    Would bail you out of jail.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

    FRIENDS:

    Have never seen you cry.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

    FRIENDS:

    Ask you to write down your number.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Have you on speed dial.

    FRIENDS:

    Only know a few things about you.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

    FRIENDS:

    Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

    FRIENDS:

    Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

    FRIENDS:

    Would knock on your front door.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

    FRIENDS:

    You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Already know not to tell.

    FRIENDS:

    Are only through school/college.

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Are for life.

    FRIENDS:

    Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

    FRIENDS:

    Will help you when you're lost

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

    FRIENDS:

    Will go with you to a concert

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will be helping you kidnap the band

    FRIENDS:

    Will hide you from the cops

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Are probably the reason they are after you

    FRIENDS:

    Will buy you a pregnancy test

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

    FRIENDS:

    Find your Prince Charming

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

    FRIENDS:

    Will pick you up when you fall down

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will pick you up, then trip you again

    FRIENDS:

    Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

    FRIENDS:

    Will leave when they feel insulted

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

    FRIENDS:

    Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

    FRIENDS:

    Will offer you a soda

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will dump theirs on you

    FRIENDS:

    Would bail you out of jail

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

    FRIENDS:

    Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will throw you a tampon and push you in

    FRIENDS:

    Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

    FRIENDS:

    Will be crying at your funeral

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

    FRIENDS:

    Will help you move a body

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

    FRIENDS:

    Try to help you when you get hurt

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

    FRIENDS:

    Ask why you're crying

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

    FRIENDS:

    Would ignore this letter

    BEST FRIENDS:

    Will repost this crap!

53. You say English, we say Japanese

    You say cats, we say Nyan Cat

    You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

    You say swords, we say Bleach

    You say reality, we say anime

    You say comics, we say manga

    You say countries, we say Hetalia

    You say hello, we say konichiwa

    You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

    You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

    You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

    You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

    You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal

    You say souls, we say Soul Eater

    You Say Pirates, We Say ONE PIECE

    You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

    You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

    You say Family, We say Vongola

    You say notebook, We say DeathNote

    You say Gay, We say Yaoi

    You say lesbian, We say Yuri

    You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

    You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

    Re-post if you're an Otaku and proud

natsu is red gray is blue hurt fairy tail and erza will kill you

repost if you think this is true