"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"

Then the smell hit her. All alphas, every one of them. A stifling cacophony of masculine scents rushed into her lungs, making her knees buckle before she steadied herself. The silver haired man smirked as if he knew what she was thinking. "Yeah, we're fucking hot." He said smugly. "Even betas love the smell."

Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.

Sakura wished that Sasuke would kiss her, that he'd touch more than her belly—but that was against their ground rules. No intimacy. They were co-parenting, not getting married. And so far they'd managed to stick to their rules—for the most part.

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU

Collection of one-shots that are not related with one another. Still accepting prompts and requests! Make sure you read the beginning of the one-shot for the rating, as they all vary.

Collection of one-shots that are not related with one another. Still accepting prompts and requests! Make sure you read the beginning of the one-shot for the rating, as they all vary.

/SasuSaku/ He'd never let her touch him like this, before. Sasuke was overwhelmed. But he wanted this, and she wanted this—so he let her take them to this place where he finally, finally learned how to let go. A place of heat and rapture, and love, love, love. ONESHOT. Travels!SasuSaku.

Collection of one-shots that are not related with one another. Still accepting prompts and requests! Make sure you read the beginning of the one-shot for the rating, as they all vary.

AU:: "You smell like raspberries." He said before closing the distance between their lips...a girl. a boy. alcohol. and raspberries. M for language

An anthology of random sasusaku one-shots. Anthology #16 Let's see what happens if we swap the minds of a cold-blooded Uchiha and a hot-tempered kunoichi

Random ItaSaku drabbles/onesies featuring various universes and various storylines for your reading pleasure. Chapters may or may not be interconnected.

/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.

Sakura and Tenten –FBI Agents– are on a vital mission to eradicate one of America’s largest and most feared Mafia Gangs. Sakura has no memory of her past. What happens when she come face to face with Sasuke Uchiha who is in charge of the gang? LEMONS, etc

UchihaxSakura Week: August 14-20, 2016. Collection of one-shots. Ratings vary from K-M, so please read the A/N at the beginning of each one-shot.

A million different fragments of "what ifs" and "what could have beens". An anthology of happy, sad, and weird ways to fall in and out of love told in oneshots. Itasaku.

Sakura never thought so much could happen whilst soaking in a hot sponge bath... GRAPHIC lemons, sponge implied foreplay, other 'bath implement' implied foreplay, various different positions, please read and review!

Sakura learns about an old, traditional technique called "chakra cleansing", of which Sasuke is in need of. Post Sasuke's return, pre gaiden. Short story, two parts, mature themes. Don't like adult content and nudity then don't read, and if you do please avoid being offended.

/SasuSaku/ He'd never thought to use his sharingan beyond the field of battle... until now. Sharingan!SasuSaku smut. Almost entirely PWP. ONESHOT.

Shikamaru was proud of his observational skills, most of the time. Except for those moments when they allude to more questions than answers, and that usually requires more work than he would normally be willing to contribute. Yet, Sakura Haruno was causing him to think of a lot of questions, and his desire to know really was becoming troublesome.

Sequel to An Unlikely Seduction. After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. Her greatest challenges lie ahead, while trying to navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions & maintain the string of lies & secrets she's managed to tangle herself and those close to her in, particularly Sasuke. ItaSak, Nonmass.

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

/Team 7. SasuSaku./ Leave it to Naruto to believe it was his job to resolve his best friend's sexual tension with the girl he didn't have the guts to make a move on. And what better way than an awkward position playing Twister? ONESHOT. Canon-divergent for the presence of both their arms.

/SasuSaku/ In the wake of a promise he'd made to himself since the start of their relationship, Sasuke and Sakura both learn of the many different ways to get each other off. Although eager to learn and please one another, such first times are not without slights of awkwardness and embarrassment. ONESHOT. Post-war, pre-epilogue.

Sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi are on a mission to save Sasuke from Orochimaru, but something goes wrong and when Team Seven gets back to Konoha, Sasuke included, Sakura has gone into a coma. What's worse, though, is that she can't remember any of them when she wakes up. T for language SasuSaku

Drabble Fic; .004: Because only Sakura could coax him out of bed at four in the morning to come to her apartment and kill a spider. Rated M for Adult Content.

After a drunken confession to her two best friends, Sakura finds them more than willing to act out her most intimate fantasy. This just might end up being Sakura's favourite birthday present, ever! Shisui/Sakura/Itachi threesome. Warnings inside, R&R Please! RATED M!

There was no reconciliation between the Senju and the Uchiha, and a place called Konoha was never founded. But there is a chance for peace for the first time in a hundred years, and it will be sealed with a marriage. SasuSaku.

What good is a wife who can't bear children?

The sequel to Ninjitsu in the Bedroom in which the guys talk about their loved ones', their penchant for taking control in their lovemaking and learn way too much about each other's sex lives. A frank and nonjudgmental look at the sex lives of Naruto characters.

SasuSaku. He made love to her in between the hospital sheets, released her name like a prayer between cracked lips. "I thought I lost you."

As lovers go, Sakura is about as low-maintenance as they come, and since even that seems to be too much for him, she is doing her damnedest to become no-maintenance. In which Sasuke takes his wife out for dinner, and for some unfathomable reason, she enjoys it. Post-canon, Gravitation-verse, and (spoiler alert!) smut.

Sasuke is tied up and Sakura makes him orgasm, after making him wait. / prompt request / This is a short nsfw moment. There is no plot. This is just smut. established relationship.

Sakura is left on her own after the war and she needs to find a job. Luckily for her she has a rich benefactor looking out for her. Most call him the Earl of Lytton, but his name is Sasuke Uchiha, and he has plans. / Downton Abbey Au, or early 19th Century period AU romance. Set in England post WWI. / oneshot

Domestic moment where Sasuke carries Sakura to bed after she falls asleep in the tub. Marriage fluff. Sasuke Pov. Adult themes, but no adult content showed.

Sakura finds pornography at Sasuke's and it starts a chain of events. Smut. Older time frame, post Sasuke's return. This is a prompt request that I'm uploading from Tumblr. :) If you're offended by adult content please don't read. (short three shot)

AU- She belongs to him, as it was chosen by the gods themselves. She can not escape of what her fate is; she can't escape from him. Because, if she wants to live another day, she must accept her curse. A meal to the Demon Gods and a target to other supernatural beings, she has no choice but to become the Demon God's bride./SasuSaku

But there is something undeniably different in their joining this time, Sasuke supposes. Though arguably filthy and risky and conducted in an inappropriate setting, they have never been more genuine together.

The war is over, and like Konoha, Team 7 has rebuilt itself from the ground up. Everything has changed, but Sasuke and Sakura remain much the same. Eleven years, she thinks, is a long time to be in love. SasuSaku.

"It doesn't happen at the "perfect" moment. It dawns on him like someone pulling a string- abruptly. The realization was almost enough to stop him in his tracks. It amazements him and yet it doesn't. The facts have always been there, as easy to see as the sun itself." An AU where Sasuke never leaves the village, slight lemon. SasukeXSakura

Encounters in the desert can be surprising...The heat can make one's desire to fight wane. But is that always such a bad thing? Kisame and Sakura find that momentary truces can be much more satisfying. Especially if a different kind of heat burns in their veins.

Naruto is finally Hokage. Sasuke is infamous in the Land of Fire for being a ruthless killer. Sakura is... a chuunin. She feels content with her life, until two Uchiha brothers come by, reminding her once more that she is stuck in the shadow of others. It's time to change, become special in her own right. If only she wasn't stuck babysitting a murderer. ItaSakuSasu, AU. Post-manga.

/SasuSaku/ Sakura stares at him for a good minute, and the pretty flush on her cheeks only grows darker and darker, and just when he frowns and starts wondering if she's alright, she grasps his shoulders and blurts out, "I want a baby!" POST-CANON. ONESHOT. Smuff.

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

ItaSaku. With the help of sheer luck and an experimental genjutsu, Sakura managed to pass her ANBU exam. Unfortunately, her ANBU mentor was getting on her nerves in more ways than one. AU, non-massacre

During a mission, Sakura and Hinata get bitten by highly venomous spiders. They don't have enough time to prepare the antidote so, to save their lives, they'll need Sasuke's and Naruto's... help.

No, her secret was not anything too impressive, but it had caught her the Copy–Nin's attention. And appreciative glances. Glances that had soon been filled with a lot of lust and hunger and heat. Her secret made her feel powerful as a woman.

/KakaSaku/ When Sakura makes a mistake with her Hokage-sama, she usually learns to never do it again. This one, however, she swears to do more often. Who wouldn't, with such blissful repercussions? PWP. Oneshot.

He was the most feared man in history, and she was now his lover, his innocent and perfect lover. And he loved it.

Sakura begs him not to go, so Sasuke stays. And year by year he falls a little more in love with the girl he couldn't leave behind. (AU in which Sasuke never abandons Konoha.)

Now it was kind of hard to explain what they were. They weren't in a relationship and if anyone was to find out about them, they would be frowned upon. No, it wasn't all that strange for random shinobi to fall into bed together, but they were usually one night stands or secretive relationships. The man she was currently curled around, was none other than Uchiha Itachi.

He was late. He was always late. Why had she thought that today would be any different? Maybe because he was supposed to be home from a mission that lasted well over seven months?

Various short stories about Sasuke and Sakura.

She wasn't as annoying as his brother made her seem. In fact, Itachi didn't find her annoying at all. She was intelligent, determined and passionate. Everything she did, in one way or another, was for the best. It was for Konoha. He understood that, as it was the same for him.

It's been a long day, and what better way to unwind, than with a bubble bath? Well, as long as you know whose tub you're in. Itachi x Sakura. One-shot. #47- Soap Suds. 50 Shinobi Theme

He had been watching her for a while, but never in his existence had he been so excited over a mating call. She'd be the first he'd accept and he'd be her last.

I was ready, I was capable of this, I was Sakura Haruno, and now? I'm stuck as a Mafia's heirs' mistress, good for me.

/SasuSaku/ He would not give her the satisfaction of knowing how deeply she was affecting him. PWP. ONESHOT.

Title says it all. A long series of one shots, some related, some not. Ranging from childhood to adults. K-T. Many of them guaranteed to bring a smile. Written from prompts for 2012 Sasuke/Sakura month. Chapter one Lick

Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?

At twenty years old, Haruno Sakura thought she knew everything there was to know about fanboys. Until the day Uchiha Itachi showed up in front of her door one morning with a rose, a smile, and the unforgettable words: "I'm your number one fanboy." AU, Non-mass.

AU, Sakura catches Gaara's eye one day while she visits a friend in the loony bin, as with anything Gaara there is always fallout

(AU Post-War) They don't immediately revert to their old ways because the old ways didn't work anyway. And learning and re-learning and un-learning things have always been the hardest part of the challenge.

When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.

Perhaps his seven-year-old son's classroom wasn't the best place to reunite with his long lost love, especially when she was looking at him like she wanted to bash his face in with her bare fists. ItachiXSakura. AU Modern. 50 shinobi theme #3. Tossing a coin.

AU. The worst part was that he was dry. That bastard. SasuSaku.

A story in which the kunoichis learn that, one, their boyfriends all use ninjutsus in their lovemaking and, two, that of all the girls, shy, innocent Hyuuga Hinata has the best sex life of them all. A frank, nonjudgmental look at the sex lives of Naruto and Hinata and the sex lives of other Naruto characters.

Since they have known each other for so long, being best friends is like riding a bike for Sakura and Itachi. Sometimes to be more, though, you need a little push. SakuraXItachi, one-shot. Modern AU. 50 shinobi theme #13. Tricycle.

When she first asked him if it was worth it, he told her, "Not yet." Now, so many years later, and now that he has her, he doesn't hesitate to say, "Yes." SasukeXSakura, one-shot. Post-cannon. 50 shinobi themed challenge #29. Leap of faith.

"Traveler": A series of semi-connected one shots revolving around the future generation of Rookie Nine and the shenanigans they pull with their newly founded discovery of the Time Travel Jutsu. Story #1: "Introductions" Squad 7 is meeting for the first time as a team but as they get to know one another, they are interrupted by very familiar looking guests who fall from the sky.

Team Seven plays cards for shots. The game changes when Naruto passes out and Sakura suggests upping the ante. Written for the SasuSaku Headcanons prompt "The Mystery: Does Sasuke wear boxers, briefs, or a fundoshi?" Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.

It all started with a brick wall. Well, it started with his brother being punched through a brick wall for grabbing her butt during a conference. GaaraXSakura, one shot. Post-war. 50 shinobi theme #46. Brick Wall.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Seven years down the road, their marriage is falling apart.

It's simply Uchiha DNA and Haruno Sakura just can't get enough of it. When Team Seven is sent on a simple retrieval mission to the Land of Lightning, no one expected their innocent Cherry Blossom to act like this but...then again...they had never seen her on a seduction mission. Not until now they hadn't. SasuSaku One-shot. Lemon!

ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.

Sasuke is in chains and Sakura can do as she wishes. /smutfic/

sakura, the daughter of the police chief, falls inlove with sasuke, the son of one of the most notrious mob boss' DISCONTINUED

Sasu/Saku. Ever since he returned to Konoha, ignoring how much a certain pink-haired teammate of his had grown proved to be quite a challenge for Sasuke. A night in Suna tests his control.

AU; Because masturbation is completely healthy and not abnormal. Follow Sasuke and Sakura into their developing relationship from awkward kisses, to hungry make out sessions. Oh, and raging teenager hormones. Rated M for various reasons. Don't like? Don't read.

Sakura was starting to feel like she was going crazy. Dirty dreams of the Kazekage followed by the sight of sand. Wait... [Gaara/Sakura One-shot Lemon]

Now that Sakura thought about it, her secret wasn't much of a secret. It was kind of an embarrassment. Citrus. Gaara/Sakura

He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha

A selection of Sakura pairing drabbles in one place; prompts welcome! SakuxMulti

Something goes terribly wrong. So Sakura accidently goes back in time and tries to fix it. Will she succeed, or will her whole life be turned upside down? And Sasuke knows what! Slight NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno, later. R&R!

100fanfic challenge! number fourteen: SasuSaku. Post-canon. He never meant to come back, but they brought him back anyway.

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

AU He was the one who fought in the war, but why was I feeling the aftermath?

They had been ambushed more than once on this damned mission, so when Sakura finds herself alone with Sasuke, the last thing she expects is for him to ambush her with his kisses and his naughty, wandering hands. SasuSaku. Post-War.

Sasuke and Sakura with snake jutsu, biting, and blindfolds.

She watched him and wondered what it was like; waiting in the dark, feeling his way around all of life's obstacles. ItaSaku. Smut. Non-Mass.

"If I get married," she pushed a lock of obnoxious, candy-colored hair behind her ear, "it will be in December, around Christmas time."

Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.

"I'm not having sex with you." she whispered. Sasuke pulled her against him. He bent down, his breath coming out in puffs over her ear. "Why not?...No one can pleasure you like I can." One shot. Sasusaku.

"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.

Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot

Sakura is a hardworking student president. So violent, disrespectful rule-breaking delinquent new student Gaara is her worst nightmare. But Sakura is determined to stand up to the feared student. Is there more than meets the eye with Gaara? GaaSaku, AU.

Because all she needed was a little push. SasuSaku. Slight AU.

She didnt know what was going to happen when she was sent on a mission to retrieve two scrolls with her friends. But with the Akatsuki now on her trail for the scrolls, and a reunion with her teammate, what, exactly, can happen? SasuSaku

It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot

It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU

Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Sequel to flirt. He is intent on laying claim to her. She is not so thrilled by his possessiveness. Meanwhile, Team Seven watches on with complete bewilderment.

A drabble written for an LJ meme. This is a PWP of Kakashi and Sakura's explorations of S&M. It contains EXTREME sexual content so I don't want to her any complains. You have been warned.

XOneShotX Sakura calls Itachi...see what she hears over his answering machine. Songfic...Austin

Sakura sleeps naked and Sasuke approves.

Sasuke groans and start moving. Sakura could do nothing but comply, her own lust taking over. He is holding her waist as Sakura bounces up and down on Sasuke. Sasuke feels a heightened pleasure at the fact that their coupling is hidden behind her skirt.

Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.

My name is Sakura Haruno; I have been an orphan for as long as I can remember.I never knew what exactly made me different, until the day I met him. His sharp fangs and crimson eyes captivated me like nothing else, not even his own kind

Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.

Sakura has been asked by Kakashi for a certain favor, one involving her old classmate Sasuke Uchiha. She of course refuses but friends can be annoyingly persistent when they want to be. Honestly hasn't anyone heard of minding their own business?

"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.

Changing someone's sexual orientation is hard. Really it is. That's why Mikoto hired a mistress for her younger son to at least help him. Great mom, huh? EDITING IN PROGRESS.

She told him she loved him in the space between words. He failed to follow his most basic of rules: underneath the underneath. Full summary within.

Sasuke, a sophomore in college, is digging through his room mate's things when he comes across a very dirty magazine. "Hey, Haruno, let's try this position first." How did she end up living with such a hormone driven, slob? Oneshot. CRACK.

He wasn't opposed to being happy. If only half the women he'd been set up with were acceptable. How was it a certain brunette's half-cocked scheme worked in his favor? If only she didn't do it so *well*.

It all started at the bath house. One minute everything was perfectly normal and the next thing Sakura knows the wall between the men's bath and womens comes crashing down.When everything that can go wrong does. Gaara/ Sakura

Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.

"Um, Naruto." Sai said looking at the blonde across the table from him..."I have Viagra." I think you all can guess what will happen next ; caution !explicit content! SxS

She tried to sleep with him, he called her jail bait. She took her shirt off, he threw a rule book at her. How do you seduce Uchiha Itachi? Sakura didn't know, but in the end, Haruno Sakura always got what she wanted. Non-Massacre. One Shot/ ItaSaku

/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.

Sakura has a rough night in a hotel. Find out why and how it ends . LEMONADE!

Uchiha Sasuke returns to Konoha in a desire to find Naruto and kill him, and verify his strength. He has to find him first, but the woman who knows the answers will not let him. SasuSaku request.

Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot

/SasuSaku/ But right when she caught the look in his eyes, one that was far too surprisingly honest, she caught herself thinking that maybe, yes, he did mean to praise her.

Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku

Because it's not only Sasuke who wants to have crazy, overbearing, nymphomatic, dominatrix, orgasmic, mindblowing sex.

An arranged marriage is set up between Suna and Konoha, but the so called lucky couple are unwilling pawns in the political whims of their two villages. Stupid summary, but the stoy's better, hopefully. GaaSaku. Rated M for lemons.

The first time I met Sasuke Uchiha was the night my parents were murdered. The second time I saw him was when he waltzed into my school. But our love was stained blood red by the fangs in your mouth. SasuSaku vampire modern AU fanfic. Sakura first person

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!

One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

In which Sasuke tells Sakura to shut up and Sakura gets turned on. Warning: Foul language

When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku

Takes place after the war on Konoha. Sakura is assigned a mission to assassinate Kabuto and retrieve Sasuke. However, things take a downturn and he winds up taking her to Kirigakure to revive the Uchiha clan. SasuSaku. Lemons later. R&R

I've learned one thing:one drunken night can get you in a shitload of trouble. 'Oh, and servant girl, a glass of water will do when we get home.' 'I don't think we should exchange nicknames' Honestly...sasuksaku AU rated M now for angelatmidnight! REVIEW

GaaSaku...AU..."He's blind. All you have to do is don't speak. Surely, he won't notice a thing," her offer was plain and simple... how hard can it be?

."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.

Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-

/AU/ "Sakura, marry me." "You are crazy, completely crazy. I am on the mafia's most wanted list and you want me to marry you?" /Sequel to "Beaten Black and Pink"/SxS/

A story about a human girl named Sakura who appeared in the magical and bloody world of vampires.

[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!

Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.

[COMPLETED] Sakura had always been the one chasing Sasuke, but when he left and years passed by, her longing for him faded. Now, years after their depart, Sasuke finds a need for her and seeks her to satisfy this deep hunger. [SasuSaku] [LEMON and RAPE]

AU -SasuSaku- Princess Sakura had always known there was an unseen guardian watching over her since she was young. She didn't know he was a vampire who sworn to protect her because he had waited for her for centuries…

At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.

When Sakura brings a doll home she gets much more than expected. Who knew that a doll could be so real?

Sakura was a freshman in college, and he had her move into his apartment not long after them meeting. He was her first, and he was determined to make her enjoy every last second of it. Itachi and Sakura shameless smut! LEMONY GOODNESS!

Just one brief moment of pain Cherry Blossom, and you and I shall rule the night together forever as King and Queen." The red headed figure said as he stroked her pink hair as he seated her on his lap. SasoSaku Oneshot Vampire Fic Bonus Lemon Chapter up

suSaku/ He had fallen for her when he was five and didn't know her name. When he was eighteen years old he finally had her in his arms. He wasn't Prince Charming but he was her Knight in shinning armour. /OOC Sasuke and maybe a OOC Sakura.Enjoy/

It was all Kakashi's fault for opening his mouth and getting her into this situation with a very horny Uchiha. SasuSaku Oneshot. For Sakura's Birthday

The only thing that kept him from slipping was the tight hold he had on her hand. NejiTen. Lemon. One-shot.You have been warned. Please review!

The venom of the Suna Fly is regarded as a potent aphrodisiac. Once bitten you are never twice shy. On a mission, Sakura stumbles over a nest of them, right before she stumbles over Gaara.

AU If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return, then the curse would be lifted. If not, he would be doomed to remain a demon for all time. As the years passed, he lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast? SasuSaku

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Written for the "Love's Not Time's Fool" competition hosted by the LJ Kakasaku community and moderndayportia. This is an AU narutoverse adaptation of Taming of the Shrew.

After finding a heart-shaped necklace, two kids hunt down the Konoha 11 to hear their parts in the tale of Sasuke and Sakura falling in love after his return to Konoha."'The Tale of the Raven and the Flower' That's so Naruto to pick such a stupid name."

Sai has developed a special type of Ink for Sakura and waits for the most opportune time to test it out on his unsuspecting lover. This is complete, however I've developed a fondness for this little world so don't be surprised to see additional stories.

SasuSaku. Sakura had no idea that her entire future depended on Uchiha Sasuke. The question is how do you tutor someone who only stares at your chest? Oneshot. AU

Kiba loves everything about his girlfriend...except every time they make out, she cuts things short and leaves him hot and bothered. There's only so much of this he can take before he takes matters into his own hands. Kiba/Sakura, LEMON

Short collection of drabbles in which Sakura and Gaara share a tent during wartime.

/AU, Sasusaku/ Haruno Sakura is the girl who has held his heart captive since kindergarten, when she hit you can called you 'a big fat meanie' for taking Naruto's crayon. /Slight lemon/

A SasuSaku one shot that I wrote for the lovely Ronsmyhero. Sakura gives Sasuke a chance to earn his final goal in life. Turned into more than a one shot because of Ron and Lulu. SasuSakuNaru, dark themes.

It's a similar jutsu to the one I usually use. You know, the one where my skin changes color and I look totally bad ass? You must've heard about it before. It's like that, except you only feel the pain. Hidan x Sakura twoshot.

Saku/Sasu Lemon, Yes I back with Sasuke and Sakura! Hooray! Sasuke catches Sakura in one of her most private moments. Rated M for Lemons! Review if you think it's next chapter worthy! Please and Thank You. Chapter 4 Added.

She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.

This is a collection of oneshots written for a LiveJournal kink meme. Characters and content is varied but all are sexually explicit. Not for the underage or unadventurous.

KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...

Sakura has been having strange dreams, and there is no one that can help her...or is there? Sakura X Hidan, with Jashin-sama having some fun to. Rated M for Hidan's and Sakura's mouth and much lemon! I even got a plot in there to .

Drabbles. Sasuke, Sakura, and a life without Konoha.

Modern AU, Sakura is the granddaughter of a shaman, who doesn't believe she has any powers. But when the house she's just moved into turns out to be...already inhabited, the girl is forced to take matters into her own hands. ItaSaku KakaSaku NaruSaku

15 years has passed since he left Konoha. While in a village market he finds himself in a small shop were an old woman gives him a special stone that is meant to give someone a view at a life they could have had.....SasukeXSaukra......Lemons....

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

Naruto grinned, and Sasuke just knew that something stupid was going to come out of that mouth. He gave him a blank look. "I don't want a cat." SasuSaku Four-shot. AU. Complete

Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.

In which Sakura learns that not only you can find books in the old Uchiha library. AU ItaSaku kinky smut.

Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku

Boys will be boys and girls will be girls. Words are spoken that can never be taken back. Especially if someone hears them. *Sensei Series

SasuSaku eventually - 12 Fail-safe ways to Forget about a Certain Stubborn, Black-Haired, Hormone-less Sharingan wielding Jerk And Get on With your Life because It Is Too Short To Spend All Your Precious Time Chasing After Sasuke Uchiha.

The Suna Luxury Resort, "when you're with friends, the days aren't so hot and the night's aren't so cold" but Sakura would soon find out that there were a couple things they forgot to mention in the brochure. AU GaaSaku.

Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.

SasuSaku Oneshot - Sasuke makes Sakura angry with him and must suffer a week without her. He soon finds out what a terrible fate that is, for one who doesn't entirely know how good he has it. Rated T just in case

When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...

Sasori felt like he was hurtling backwards to where he'd started, and it was all that brat's fault. Sasori/Sakura, Lemon, Semi-AU

Following the same themes as the other collections, it’s now up to Gaara to figure out how to handle an arranged marriage with a pink-haired medic that somehow, he doesn’t mind to have around, bad temper and all. His siblings are all too amused by this.

Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku

“What sort of performance should we create together, little girl?” Oneshot, Lemon, Sasori/Sakura

NejiTen In the midst of jealousy, Neji accuses his team mate Tenten on having an affair with Naruto only to have her laugh at his face. How can Neji show her that it is her that he wants? LEMON MATURE

“Niiii-saaaan…” Sasuke whined, “Remember what happened last time you said that?” “Hnnn…” How could he forget? Itachi had learned something that day…Tomatoes make very good lubricant ItaSasu Uchihacest Yaoi Incest Lemon

After a confusing encounter, Naruto tries to make things right. Only, things are not quite what they seem. Naruto learns first hand that sometimes, curiosity can lead to far bigger surprises than you expect.

/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.

Sakura has to fight against Neji! Now that's just not fair. hhmm what could she use to defeat him. I know! He is after all, just a teenage boy.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

While returning from a mission, Sakura learns a little bit more about the Aburame clan and her relationship with Shino changes completely.

It wasn’t a problem until Sasuke realized she didn’t sleep with a bra on. One-shot. Suggestive.

Sasuke wanted to drink chocolate, but there was no milk. Itachi gets upset with his arrogance and decided to give him a 'homemade' glass of milk! It's cute and twisted!//one-shot blow-job, Itachi x Sasuke yaoi uchihacest.

For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka

Sakura wonders why, of all men in Konoha, she has to fall for him. But when this 'phase' just won't go away, it seems the world may just be against her confessing anything remotely romantic to him. Ita/Saku. Non-Massacre.

-‘I am now wet, in my swim suit, and being held bridal style by Uchiha Sasuke, who is wet, shirtless, and really, really, really hott. And I just had to go and start hyperventilating...' .:SasuSaku:. EPILOGUE IS UP!

Yaoifreak: OMG! Sakura raped Sasuke! Rae: No. Sasuke raped Sakura. Y: What! Then what was that loud male scream of pain I heard? R: That was definitely a female scream, but I’m not so sure it was a painful one... MA. Plot. Smut. Yum Sum Series: Book Three

Kiba cackled lightly at the scene, as Ino was grinning, but clearly frustrated at the same time. Neji held his smirk, as his hand shot out. The blond kunoichi groaned in her loss. "Ino-san, you owe me twenty bucks."

Sakura is sensei to her team of three genin, and she sneaks away to relax alone. Shes followed and caught by Sasuke, who shocks her by showing her a thing or two about learning...lemons Saku/Sasu...third and final chapter up

This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.

Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU

Kakashi and Sakura are competitive people by nature, even in bed. When Kakashi comes up with a little bet to make things more entertaining, Sakura takes a risk by trying to outdo the man who knows every page of Icha Icha by heart. Kaka/Saku, LEMON

Sasuke goes into an odd state of coma, and Sakura is the only one with the skill to get him out of it. By going inside his mind. Can she handle the thoughts and memories that the Uchiha holds?

AU non-massacre ItachixSakura A hot summer night leaves Sakura with a choice. Rated M for lemon.

SasuSaku.oneshot. "They've been HACKING into ALL OUR STUFF! IMs, facebook, e-mails, EVERYTHING!" "Ino, now you're bringing my nonamenoface STALKER into this...this is getting stupid." They thought their conversation was safe. They were SO wrong...

“What is it that you want?” she cried. “Just leave me alone! I haven’t done anything to you!” “How could I leave you alone?” he shot back, his voice becoming darker and more menacing. “I have finally found what is mine." SasukexSakura. LEMON. Vampire fic

Two Shot. Sakura knew her life was all muddled up. She was still single and stress was driving her down. But, as her mentor always says; sake is the answer to all of life's problems. ItaSaku. Non-Massacre. Complete.

AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.

AU oneshot. "I know I'm hot, but our 'romantic relationship' can wait until we're out of the classroom. Really, if you can't do the math, then get out of the equation." Math will never be the same again...

The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.

Au: Sasuke the prince of vampires need a mate. Someone to grace his presence every day and night. Will he find it in a certain pink haired beauty? Or will he be alone forever?

Shikamaru's had it with Ino. He's Done. For real this time. But, before he leaves he swears he's gonna' teach her a lesson she won't ever forget. Heavy on the Lemoness. MA. Plot. Yum Sum Series: Book Two

AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. It's not stalking. Really, it isn't. It's merely observing.

Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

kibas been gone eight months. sakura's been a little naughty. he's going to punish her. m rated for a reason.

He returns, she doesn’t care. He asks her out, she turns him down. He apologizes to her, she ignores him. He kisses her, she slaps him. But when Sasuke tells her he loves her, can Sakura tell him she doesn’t? SasuSaku. One-shot.

ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.

Bunny girl, dominatrix lady, french maid, she has tried them all. Tell her, what could possibly turn Sasuke Uchiha on? Sasusaku.one shot.

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU Sequel to thunderstorm. His version of flirting was so outrageously subtle that she didn't even realize what he was up to until it was all too late. And how ridiculous; she sure as hell wasn't flirting back!

He had done it. What he swore he'd never do. And he'd done it to Sakura. Dark SasuSaku oneshot, mature themes. Sasuke's POV.

Sakura works herself too much in the hospital and has time for little else. So after a team returns from destroying the Akatsuki, Tsunade decides to give Sakura a personal assistant. Only thing is, it’s starting to get a little too personal. saku/sasu

“What do you want for your birthday?” She smiled sadly and looked out the window to see all of Tokyo once again. “Something money can’t buy.” Sasusaku

They say turnabout's fair play. Well Sakura's about to give Kakashi a taste of his own medicine.

Tenten has banned sex from their bed for two whole months! See what happens when the ban is finally lifted. One Shot. MA! EXPLICIT MATERIAL!--READ-RELISH-REVIEW-- Yum Sum Series: Book One

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.

A mysterious locket and a journal. Somehow these two items have a connection. Guess who are the owners of these items? SasuSaku. Little OOC. R&R!

ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.

ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.

Sakura convinces Kakashi that spending Christmas together is better than being alone, and they both learn that the best gifts are the ones you never expected to receive. KakaSaku

It's Christmas in Konoha when Kakashi discovers his girlfriend's secret fantasy. Is Sakura in over her head when she tries to take on two men at the same time? KakaSakuYama lemon.

[You are my boyfriend now!] [Whats a boyfriend? You mean a friend thats a boy?] [You know, thats excatly what I said...] [Is there a word called girlfriend then?] [I think so...] [You'll be my girlfriend then.] SasuxSaku, Preschool style. Fluffyness, Duh!

AU. SasuSaku. Sasuke is a mediator who can see ghosts and Sakura is the dead girl who just won't get out of his room.

“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

SchoolFic Genius Sakura Haruno and her twin brother get accepted into Konoha Academy, Sakura makes new friends, enemies, and meets the school's heartthrob. Will Sasuke fall in love with Sakura, the school's new genius girl? Book 1 Sequel is out!

Mr and Mrs Haruno, I have your daughter, Haruno Sakura. I have kidnap—borrowed your daughter for some time without telling. The point is, I won't be giving her back. [Dark. Twisted. Funny][sasusaku]

After returning from a long mission Sasuke and Sakura decide to take a relaxing soak at the village's hot springs.

Sakura Haruno is the daughter of a deceased famous basketball player. To fulfill her father's dream, she dons wig and glasses and enters the allboys part time residential Firestone Academy! But she's not the only one keeping secrets... SasuSaku NaruHina

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.

Hyuuga Neji falls for Tenten the day she almost broke his nose. Tenten doesn't think of Hyuuga Neji as boyfriend material until an hour before he confesses.

This summer's night is unbearably hot, and sharing a tent might just make things hotter! SasuSaku

SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...

At 18 years old, Sasuke and Sakura had been dating for weeks now, and Sasuke thinks it's time for the next step. What does he do? He tries to coax Sakura to take a bath with him! [SasuSaku]

[Pairing SasuSaku] All the lemon and romance any SasuSaku fan would adore. Nothing more then that. This is my first submitted lemon of them! Please read and review!

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.

Can you tell me something about yourself, Mr... Uchiha?" "Yes." "What?" "I said yes." "I heard what you said; I meant 'what' as in what do you MEAN yes." "I'm a psych patient, not a basic English teacher." Sasusaku. AU

Sakura tries to get Sasuke to relax during a medical treatment, but the stubborn man is resisting all her efforts. One shot Sasusaku

His hips rolled against hers. Heat spread through her entire body as if he were fire itself. She could feel his hardened length against her stomach, the wetness between her legs burning......... SasuxSaku... lemon

Sakura had a change of heart. Since Sasuke don't like her, she given him up and put all of her attention on practicing and making herself strong. It hurts to be weak. But she doesn't know that this change might catch some unexpected attention.. NejSakSas

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

[Epilogue to Pillow Talk] As her marriage takes a turn for the better, Sakura decides to experiment and see what it would be like to tease her husband..SasuSaku

Shino the bug master knew that he would wake up a thousand times in the middle of the night to save the pink haired cherry blossom from the creepy monsters that lurked in the dark.

AU: What if Sakura's imaginary friend, wasn't so imaginary? GaaraXSakura

Uchiha Sasuke has been turned into a halfcat and stuck in his 8yr old body! Sakura is assigned to take care of him until a cure is discovered. But will he ever return back to normal? SasuSaku slight OOC

Gaara & Sakura. Pre timeskip. On an escort mission to Sand, Sakura runs into someone she'd like to never see again. She just wishes she could actually BELIEVE that statement. Since when had he been so incredibly fascinating?

Her heart was stolen. Her life was taken away. She's a victim of love, and Uchiha Sasuke is downright guilty. [sasusaku]

“Uchiha explain what you are doing here.” .........Sasu&Saku

GaaSaku, AU, Sakura thought she was going for a night out but her night takes a turn for the worse and somehow the last place where she wants to be is exactly where she should have been

He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.

FINISHED, SasuSaku, AU, At Konoha Inc. everyone is a big happy family, and Kakashi's new assistant Sakura is trying to believe it, when she has to deal with a crazy boss, and coworkers that range from petulent to infatuated, her world couldn't seem worse

A few years after the manga: Sasuke managed to kill his brother, but there is no feeling of relief. He uses Sakura to fill the emptiness within his heart in a way she did not expect. Rating just to be safe. Sasuke x Sakura FINISHED!

There are certain things a man can't help but notice... SasukeSakura [one-shot]

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Ch.6 up! SasuSaku. During training, Sasuke saves Sakura and is lost. Two teams are sent out to find him- only to find a different Sasuke, kind, gentle, content and happy, a Sasuke rid of memories, with no horrible past.

GaaSaku, oneshot, For Gaara there is a fine line between obsession and love, and when he is confronted with Sakura's private pain he moves from one to the other before either he or she understand it, R just to be safe

[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.

SasuSaku, oneshot, Now that they are all older and on their own, Sasuke finds that his willful hermitlike behavior has only driven Sakura away from him. . . and into the arms of someone else! Not if he can help it. . .