Ooo- kayyy... I haven't actually uploaded any of my fics yet beacause I am just too cool to do it*cough*Isuckwithcomputers*cough, so I'll just give you a basic profile and a couple random facts that no one probably cares about.

Pen name: No idea, I'm toxophilic ( look it up (not a disease)). Now that I think back on it, I sound like Twilight Sparkle's scary cousin

Name: I don't like my name, so you can call me Natasha (my mom almost named me that, so therefore I've kinda adopted it)

Age: 13

Hair: blond

Eyeses: green

Sports: running, archery (hey- it's a sport according to the Olympics)

Sign: Virgo

Year: Bunny :)

RANDOM FACTS

I have one bro and one sister

- I started writing fanfics because I always told my sister funny stories about characters from Harry Potter, LOTR, Avengers, etc.

- I love music, especially Taylor Swift

- I also really like reviewing fanfiction, so PM me if you want me to review ( Sorry- I don't do MA)

- I love My Little Pony ( ok- that sounds really wimpy when typed out)

- I graduated first in my class at NSS ( National School of Sarcasm)

Ten fun things to do at Walmart

1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

3. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

4.Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

5.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

6.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

7. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture

8. When you’re alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.

9. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you’re a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this”

10. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.

That's about all, since I'm too lazy to make a nice, long profile.

Bye (English)

Adios (Spanish)

Novaer (Elvish)

AMEN SISTAHS... or bros (Walmartese)