Okay, yes, I'm a dingus, you don't have to rub it in.

Name: Sara
Age/Grade: 16/Junior in high school
Location: California dudes!
Random Crap about me: In class at school, I am pretty calm and quiet. During lunch or when ever I am with my friends, beware. I won't always make sense. PUDDING!

Quotes: (I love quotes, and I have a knack for memorizing random stupid things)

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.- Bilbo, Fellowship of the Ring

But why is the rum gone!- Jack, Pirates of the Caribbean

I love gooold!- Goldmember, Goldmember (?)

Get away from me you lazy eyed pshyco!- Scott, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"Tris, I am so going to kill you!" A girl with reddish-brown hair in two french braids sat on the floor cross-legged.

"Why?" She asked.

"Because you made me write an angst-y story! If you had bothered to look, all of my other stories are insane, random, and otherwise strange and stupid!"

Stories and crap about them:

Daughters... Holy crap, I am writing an angst. I couldn't think of a good title to save my life, alright? Alexandria, OC, is Memnon's "daughter", and he gives her as a gift to Takmet for being so... I don't know, wonderful.

It's the Beards... What I would call unintentional slash. Gimli is having a drink with Legolas, and another dwarf comes over. Leggy leaves, and the two of them start flirting. I think you can guess the rest.

Mother of All Mary-Sues... Pirates of The Caribbean. A thing I'm writing with my friend, The Evil Cup of Tea. I'm having a lot of fun with it, and am currently recruiting some of my friends as Mary-Sues and Mary-Sue assasins. Very fun. Finished!

strange randomness... Lord of The Rings. A parody. Have crushed the writer's block into teeny tiny pieces, but it has come back with a vengence. This story is annoying me, I didn't really like it in the first place. May not continue it...

What Are You Doing?... Kind of a crossover, but not really. I transport Aragorn; Legolas; Paris, Prince of Troy; and Will Turner to my house. They have discovered running water and TV so far. Enter fangirls.

My Alternete ending... Van Helsing. Anna lives. She and Van Helsing have a daughter who gets abducted by Dracula. Yes, he lives too. Finished!

Possible upcoming stories:

Mother of All Mary-Sues: The Sequal: It was bound to come. Nicole some how has two twin daughters with Will. One is evil, the other is good. Evil Cup of Tea and I have just gotten started on it recently.

Lord of The Rings Shameless Self-insertion: I'm not going to post this until I have it all written out, so I can be sure it isn't a Mary-Sue. it is funny to my strange sense of humor, meaning I am super stressed and random.

The Iliad: Not really sure what I'm going to do with this, but possibly a simplified version of it. Or an annoying romance.

Lord of The Rings: Gender Switch: Exactly how it sounds. Meaning all the guys are now girls, and the chicks are dudes. Just thought up the idea a while back, thought it would be fun. Feminine humor, always fun. proof that I have gone insane. Well, not that I really needed proof, but... whatever. You get my point.

I'm so proud of me. I have five finished stories.