Name: zero (that's all I'm saying)

age: early 20s

sex: yes please (kidding I'm a man)

personality: mad as a hatter and a hopeless romantic

my favorite quote: “Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.” — Will Smith ( I always found that a good thing to keep in mind)

religion: don't have one and I don't plan to join any

favorite things: writting my fanfiction and reading fanfiction, reading a good book, watching movies, watching my little pony: friendship is magic, drawing and hanging out with my friends and my cat.

Things I hate: people who are racist, dumb people, needles (uh god get them away from me), people who bad talk other people's fanfiction and George Clooney( i really don't like you)

My favorite D.C. super hero: Batman

My favorite Marvel character: Deadpool

My favorite ponies: Rainbow dash and Fluttershy

my wish: I could own a Walhter P99 and an A1-M4

My favorite shows: Kick Buttowski the suburban daredevil, Fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood, Code geass, Dragonball Z (1990s not Dragonball Z Kei, Hellsing ultimate, the Boondocks, Tenchi Muyo GXP and Transformers (1984-1986), the big bang theory

My favorite manga: code geass R1 & R2, Hellsing, Bersek, Fullmetal alchemist and Dragonball

my favorite book: Harry Potter

books I hate: The whole Twilight series (those books fucking suck)

my favorite animal: the emperor penguins

my less favorite animal:spiders (man I hate those things)

plans for the future: become a cartoonist for a good amine company and maybe find a girl to settle down with and maybe have a kid but that's all one kid!!!

list of my fanfictions:

the price of grown up (not great the grammar needs fixing)

my little pony: friendship is unbreakable (it's a good story but I messed up on the grammer)

The piece that makes you whole (one of the best stories I've written you're going to love it)

the piece that makes you whole: deleted chapters (if you like a good dirty story then this is the story for you)

my little pony: one hell of a honeymoon (my first clop it's good and dirty)

The ultimate stunt (now this story is outstanding if you like Kick Buttowski you're going to like this)

A night hard to forget (this is why I don't drink it can end up getting you into trouble)

Just a little something more (it's a sweet little love story I thought of for Fox McCloud and Krystal)

Full metal honeymoon (you're going to like this story)

The Hellsing talent show (I'll work on this as hard as I can cause I want to do it justice)

Just one night together (it's another Fox McCloud and Krystal story, but this one won't be as clean as the last one)

Asking for a unexpected favor (here's another clop, I'm shipping Big Mac and Twilight Sparkle if your wondering why I think Big Mac should have a good mare like Twilight)

more then just superheroes (this will be my first Ultimate Spider-man fanfiction, so it's going to be little till I post this cause I like SpiderMan and I want to make it good)

I now pronounce you Mr. and mrs. McCloud (it's Fox and Krystal's wedding! I hope you guys enjoy it)

my future fanfictions

My little pony: young love is forever (it's the sequel to my little pony: friendship is unbreakable)

I haven't started working on any of these stories yet but I will soon I give you my word.

Things that do NOT actually work, despite the fact that they seem really cool in anime

1. Magic

2. Jumping off of buildings and landing on your feet

3. Defying the laws of physics with “mad martial arts skills”

4. Slapping your best friend to make them see how stupid they are being (this usually only pisses people off)

5. Meeting eyes in unspoken consent and kissing under the sunset

6. Pulling a sledgehammer out of thin air

7. Using said sledgehammer to pound lecherous boys

8. Talking animals

9. Lame ass excuses that seem to fool everyone despite how utterly insane they are.

10. The excuse “I fell down the stairs”.

11. Humans that turn into talking animals

12. Getting off from peeking at a girl’s panties with little more than a slap across the face

13. Being known as the cool and handsome brooder (doom and gloom just annoys people)

14. Miraculously surviving a ten story drop with just a broken arm

15. Being the “cute dingbat”. Dingbats are just a pain. Trust me, I know.

16. Giant fighting mecha

17. Perverted nosebleeds

18. On that note, loveable perverts. Nobody likes a pervert. I know about that, firsthand, too

19. Lewd comments being funny (they aren’t funny. They are sexual harassment, and in this country, you can be arrested for it)

20. Being blatantly truthful (Trust me, nobody likes an honest asshole. Lying makes the world go round)

21. Darkly chuckling at something and then walking away. It annoys people more than it intrigues them

22. Being the class clown (Nobody will like you)

23. Shotacon (That’s pedophilia)

24. Lolicon (Same as above

25. Dressing as a boy to go to an all boy’s school.

26. People thinking that you are “sexy” because you’re a transvestite

27. Boys that look like girls in every way.

28. Offering to give a girl a “full body inspection”

29. Giant-ass swords

30. Steam shooting out of your ears when you are embarrassed

31. Sweatdrop appearing on your head when you’re thinking “what the fuck!?”

32. Vein mark appearing on your forehead when you are angry

33. Flash step

34. Kamehameha!

35. Triple wall jump

36. Regeneration

37. A brilliant comeback at the very last minute due to a totally obvious realization about yourself

38. Coming back to life

39. Extra lives

40. Being utterly unable to die because you are the hero

41. Dropkicking your son to the face to make him fight you

42. Being charred alive and having your skin blackened

43. Shaking said blackened skin off and being completely fine

44. Getting electrocuted by 10,000,000 volts and surviving

45. Punches that can break a stone pillar

46. Throwing someone off a cliff just by tapping them with your pinky

47. Surviving being cut in half by a katana

48. Amazingly discovering your true potential at the last second and saving the day

49. Saving the day and getting the girl

50. Being so angry that a thunderstorm appears over your head

51. Eating a huge meal in five seconds (Doesn’t happen, no matter how ravenously hungry you are)

52. Vampires

53. Angels

54. Demons

55. SUPER SAIYAN 3!!!

56. Eyes that are larger than the nose

57. Hairstyles that defy gravity

58. Natural breasts larger than size double D (No matter how much guys pray to the god of boobs)

59. Reverse vampires

60. Costume changes in three seconds with character going naked first

61. Having no dick or boobs when they do go naked

62. A glare sufficing to shake someone down

63. Smacking someone and sending them flying

64. Cooking that looks like toxic waste

65. Creating weapons out of pure energy

66. Falling over when something stupid happens

67. Harem situations

68. Ghosts

69. Mind control

70. Espers

71. Aliens

72. Time travelers

73. Shinigami

74. Post apocalyptic utopias

75. Girls growing penises

76. The power of an attack being directly proportionate to how loudly the person yells its name, and, less frequently so, how long the name is.

77. Eating so much that you get a pot belly and then losing the belly ten seconds later

78. Boys that should in all respects be girls

79. Evil overlords who seemingly have no flaws, but then finding the flaw at the last moment and kicking their ass.

80. Swords that can cut through steel

81. Humans having godlike powers

82. Quincy

83. Super strength

84. A five year old being smarter than Einstein

85. Integrated Data Thought Entity

86. Dragons

87. Spellcasters

88. Dhampirs

89. Death Notes

90. Flying castles

91. Guys who eat only candy

92. Prosthetic bodies

93. Swords that have souls in them

94. Jumping 20 feet in the air

95. Chakra

96. Racial memory

97. Innocence

98. Ridiculously overpowered supervillains *coughcoughaizencoughcough

99. Foxlike grins *coughcoughgincoughcough*

100. Final battles that destroy an entire city.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. You have ran into a glass/screen door. You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have ran into a tree. It IS possible to lick your elbow You just tried to lick your elbow. You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. You just tried to sing them. You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. You have choked on your own spit. You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice You just looked at it. Your hair is blond/dirty blond. People have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. You have caught yourself drooling. You’ve fallen asleep in class If someone says “fart” you laugh. You just laughed.

Sometimes you just stop thinking You tell a story and forget what you were talking about People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you You are often told to use your “inside voice”. You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug. You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. You break a lot of things. Your friends know not to use big words around you You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused You have fallen out of your chair before When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling