I figured, that as I am now a ranfic writer, along with my wonderful stowaway Chloe the Sophisticated Married Woman (who will play a part in the sequel of Pirates of the Caribbean: La Chica de Pirata. Yes, there is a sequel, it's been planned from the very beginning), I can have a completely annoying and self-absorbed randomness in my bio. Which means...

STATISTICS TIME!

("Whoo-hoo." says you "Like I've never seen one of these before. You're SO original, Lily, and your story character is such a Mary-Sue. She even gets Jack."

"Or DOES she get Jack?" says I. "You haven't read the whole story, have you?"

"Only because you haven't updated in for-freaking-EVER!" says you, and you give me the finger. Wow, you're really mean.)

I'm back, finally! POTC and HP ideas have been nagging at my poor brain.

Well, anyway, back to statistics, me hearties.

Name: Hayley or Hayley Jane or Hayleybob(Liliana Aurum when I am a pirate, but I also go as Morgan Roberts, and Amethyst Rainblossom when a wing maker or faerie, and also Mayvenodel "Mayhem" Larkspur, The Official Faerie Keeper of Kitchen Utensils and Other Things that Make Jingling or Clanging Noises, and Mishief Faerie of the Wood)

Age: 14

Birthday: Talk Like a Pirate Day, September 19th

Marital Status: Involved with my pirate, Zach!

Looks: Medium length auburn brown-red hair, blue-green-gray eyes hidden behind black plastic framed glasses (soon to be contacts?), dumb button nose, lack of chest. :D (The Breastless Club -"We Have Hope")

Obsessed with: Everything Ren, magic, faerie, or pirate related, but mostly POTC, writing, HP, LOTR, playing my guitar, singing, actinggoing to the Ren Faire, going to the Faerie Festival, cosplaying, running around in costume, and other such things.

Dislikes: None, really. I choose not to cloud my brain with negativity.

Wish I was: in the cast at Faire! OMG, TRY OUTS ARE IN FEBRUARY! WISH ME LUCK!

Well, anywayzzzzz (notice the extra Zs for coolness), there's not much else to say.

Quotes:

Adrienne, Diana and I are walking along the street to go to the library cause Daian's mom made us cause she's a bit odd crazy.)
Adrienne: I found a baby. And you didn't.
Diana I: (Look over and see a baby doll laying on the sidewalk. Laugh histerically)
Me: I don't know why I'm laughing...(car drives by and I chuck an oreo at it) Have an oreo!

(Diana, Adrienne and I are walking back from the library when we see the baby doll again)
Diana: What if a little girl was playing with her doll and some guy came and abducted her?
Me: (trips)
Adrienne Diana: (Laughs)
Adrienne: HAYLEY! You just made a serious conversation FUNNY. GAH.

"I just had to finish taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys." ~Napoleon

I love my friends.

Guess who's in the PARenFaire's BLACKFRYAR VOLUNTEER CAST?

ME!