Hey :)

For starters, my real FF.net account, or really, the one I usually post stories from, is TheKoganKid, so if you want some more of my stories, go there and check them out!

This is going to be my own little private Idaho where all of my Potterhead stuff goes, like stories, profile things, favorite stories, authors, and blah blah. So I hope you enjoy my stories and don't think they're complete garbage!

Also: Deamus and Drarry are canon and your argument is invalid ;)

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

You say Twilight Saga,

I say Harry Potter.

You say vampires,

I say wizards.

You say Edward,

I say Harry.

You say Jacob Black,

I say Sirius Black.

You say Volturi,

I say Voldy.

You say Forks,

I say is a utensil.

You say Robert Pattison,

I say will always be Cedric Diggory.

You talk about fan following,

I talk about WORLD following.

You say pretty Bella,

I say kick ass Ginny.

You say the best couple is Edward and Bella,

I say that's James and Lily.

You say thunderstorm baseball in a forest,

I say thunderstorm Quidditch in midair.

You say run,

I say why bother when you can just Apparate?

You say Jane,

I say Bellatrix.

You say shapeshifting wolves,

I say Animagi Marauders.

You say blood,

I say Honeydukes Chocolate.

You say fans,

I say fanatics.

END: Dud, because they were too scared to fight,

END: War WON!

You say Twilight Saga,

I say Harry Potter, now Stupefy!

credit to Lady Drama

My top 10 favorite HP Characters

1. Harry Potter

2. Ron Weasley

3. Hermione Granger

4. Fred Weasley

5. George Weasley

6. Neville Longbottom

7. Seamus Finnigan

8. Luna Lovegood

9. Dean Thomas

10. Draco Malfoy

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

I wouldn't think that that would actually exists... But who knows?

2. Do you think three is hot? How Hot?!

Hermione is gorgeous! Not hot for me, but she's deffinatly beautiful.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

I would burst into tears of joy and scream, "I told you so!" in my friend's faces. I'm a hardcore Heville shipper.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Only the ones that include him kissing Seamus :)

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

I don't think so. Ron get really aggrivated by Seamus sometimes.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

I'm sure that neither of those would work out. But, hey, you never know.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Seamus might be a little disoriented. But I personally would "Aww!" and giggle to myself in a corner becaues I'm weird.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

What happens when Snape makes the mistake of pairing up Ron and Neville in potions since they're both horrible at it? And what in all god happens when Ron and Neville spill the love potion on eachother and they swallow spare drops of it?

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

YES! But there's only like one... It's about Lee and Fred kissing during the Yule Ball, and when I read it, I nearly bursted into tears it was so cute.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

"If I Die Young" Harry comforts George after the death of Fred.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

I think I'd make it kinky, and have one of the twins' jokes trap Harry up against the banisters of his bed by his ankles and wrists and have Fred just mess with him.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Haha, I think I'm the only one who does :D I'm the slash-junkie of the group. My friends don't even have to ask me anymore, if I tell them I'm making a FanFic, they know it's slash-themed auto-matically.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Hmm... This is kind of difficult. Maybe "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence because it goes, "Wake me up inside, wake me up inside, call my name and save me from the dark, bid my blood to run, before I come undone, save me from the nothing I've become." or, "Innocent" by Taylor Swift because Draco never got to properly grow up; he was forced into maturity.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
That would be cool :) I'd make it slash, so it'd be Ron and Neville getting it on in the library, and Hermione freaking out when she comes searching for a Herbology book and sees them instead against the table. So, lanuage, smut, skrieking, and misuse of books.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

"I might not like Wrackspurts, but I'd let you make my brain go fuzzy any day." Wow, I suck. Was I the only one who thought that was terrible?