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I’m addicted to Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy!!! (and other pairings)

Don’t like it? Don’t care, please go away if you’re not into Drarry!

YOU ARE NOT WELCOM IN MY WORLD (unless your open for new genres)

I am writing my first Drarry and it will take a while for me to finish it

I DO NOT LIKE:

- James Potter! (don’t know why, but I really don’t like him!)

- Ginny Weasley! (I do Not like her! Harry should be with Draco)

- Lavender Brown! (but I was hurt when she died in the last movie)

- Dolores Umbridge! (She is so Fucking Annoying!!!!!! )

Name twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.

1) Draco Malfoy

2) Harry Potter

3) Sirius Black

4) Ron Weasley

5) Hermione Granger

6) Fred Weasley

7) George Weasley

8) Lucius Malfoy

9) Remus Lupin

10) Neville Longbottom

11) Severus Snape

12) Dean Thomas

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Yes!!! And it was SO cute!!!!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Let’s say that I would kill someone to be in the same Azkaban cell with him.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

George will think it’s odd… But they will raise the child and you will definitely notice he’s a child of Fred (George will be the really cool uncle).

Draco and Harry will like it and Draco makes Harry pregnant to

Then Hermione is pregnant of Ron…

BabyBoom!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Not really, I did read a fic about him and Sirius but they weren’t the main characters… wonder if that one counts…

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Do you even have to ask???

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

I don’t think Ron ever will like Lucius… but then again… Ron and Lupin???

I don’t think those are really great pairings.

But Lucius and Lupin would be nice.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Merlin, George will sure have his fun :p He would probably make a deal with Lucius and Sirius.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

He made me laugh and cry. He promised me everything would be okay once the war was over… but how could everything be okay when he wasn’t around to love me? He promised me…

(That really sounds like a great fanfic!)

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Well, I've never read one, but I’m sure there is one out there.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Knowing the Love of a Slytherins Heart (That sounds good! Right?)

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Sirius returns back to earth when Severus is deeply depressed.

Now, Sirius shows Severus the beauty of the world.

12. If you wrote a songfic about number one, what song would you chose?

Ow, that’s a hard one! I would go for…

Memory from Sugarcult

I think it is a perfect song for Draco and Harry!

13. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: this is an odd fic!

14. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

1. Lucius: Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

2.Lucius: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

3.Lucius: I have only three months to live…

4.Lucius: If I followed you home, would you keep me?

5.Lucius: Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Those where the 5 weirdest pick-up lines I could find on the internet…

For those who think I’m a cheater:

I WRITE FANFIC’S!!!

NO PICK-UP LINES!!!

15. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Dear God! I don’t even know what a drabblefic is!!!

Okay, let’s start (still don’t know what a drabblefic is, but who cares???):

A short drabblefic about Lucius Malfoy and Neville Longbottom (Don’t like this pairing!)

The Malfoy family always where very cruel to Mudbloods and Muggles.

They where even mean to the Pure Blood Wizards who where befriend with Muggles or Mudbloods.

But Lucius Malfoy, who always was very strict in that matter, felt his heart pumping harder in his chest when he saw Neville Longbottom.

Neville wasn’t that handy, but still Lucius felt his knees go weak and his head was spinning.

He noticed that the young Neville looked at him.

Would this be a good time to tell Neville I’m a Veela and he’s my mate? Lucius thought.

The End.

I hope this is a drabblefic…

16. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

First, he would watch a bit, then he makes pictures of them to blackmail them and then he asks:

Having fun, boy’s?

17. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Draco decides to go against his family and join the order of the Order of the Phoenix, there he comes across Ron Weasley. Draco always had a thing for Ron, but now that they aren't enemy’s anymore he acts upon it. Come to find out Ron feels the same way.

Is that a good Four to de-flower One? Cause I don’t even know what that means

18. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Mhm, I read it

19. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Don’t know, but I did try to draw Severus Snape… didn’t work out!

20. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Maybe, but I would twist Draco into the story so I end up with a jealous Ron^^

21. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Am I doing it right?

HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW WHAT HE SCREAMS!!!!

22. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

looks at watch* 30 minutes ago…

23. What is One's super-secret kink?

Definitely Parseltongue

24. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

I do wonder how drunk Severus has to be to shag Lupin…

Drunk: yeah, he would!

Sober:… give him a potion and he will!!!!

25. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Ooow, tricky one…

Sirius or George…. The tallest one, I guess…

26. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of three and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Draco Malfoy and Remus Lupin are in a happy relationship until Remus Lupin suddenly runs off with Ron Weasley. Draco Malfoy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Severus Snape and a brief unhappy affair with Dean Thomas, then follows the wise advice of Sirius Black and finds true love with Harry Potter.

That was really complex!

That’s not the title, don’t worry!

But it would be a really good one, yet I’m gonna come up with a romantic title!

- The way I love you

- Love only me

- I don’t believe in real love

- Do you love me?

- True love is hard to find

- Love me, Hate me, but don’t leave me

- After rain, there’s sunshine

- I’m gonna glue your broken heart (that’s not romantic…)

- Love is a battlefield

- A Tale about Love

- Beloved… or … Loveless

- Loving only you

Choose a title and let me know witch on, cause that sounds like a good story!

27. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I don’t really know…

I wish I could have added Blaize Zabini… but I totally forgot him!!!!

Such a shame!!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

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How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

(If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.