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Joined 10-03-09, id: 2103700, Profile Updated: 04-08-10

I have to admit I am a teenager, but I am a Twilight Addict like everybody on here. I just want to have fun and write somthing that everyone can enjoy but if they don't I tried didn't I? Oh well I have a friend on here called aliceslittlehelper and she is amzing so go check out some of her stories. Hope you enjoy mine!


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!).

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... (What's there to be ashamed about?)

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:W e W e r e G i v e n T w o H a n d s T o H o l d:

:T w o L e g s T o W a l k:

:T w o E y e s T o S e e:

:T w o E a r s T o L i s t e n:

:B u t W h y O n l y O n e H e a r t ?:

:B e c a u s e T h e O t h e r O n e:

:W a s G i v e n T o S o m e o n e F o r U s T o F i n d:

1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name
5) Put it in your profile!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Summer Nights - Rascal Flatts (never had a boyfriend bleh)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Nothing On You - B.o.B. (ok?)

3. Your teacher is...

Rude Boy - Rihanna (ewwy! my iPod hates me!)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Need You Now - Lady Antebellum (ok?)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Young Forever - Jay-Z (haha i couldn't stop laughing about that one)

6. What would your best friend say about you?

Live Like We're Dying - Kris Allen (I gess that fits?)

7. How do you feel right now?
Blah Blah Blah - Keha (oh lordy but i do feel like blah..so i guess it fits?)

8. What's on your bed side table right now?
Carry Out - Timbaland (oh wow that kinda acctually makes sence)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Say Aah - Trey Songz (oh lordy)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Today Was A Fairytale - Taylor Swift (ok)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
How Low Can You Go - Ludacris (what the crap? my iPod hates me)

12. If you had to write a Twilight FanFiction right now, what would the title be?

Havn't Met You Yet - Michael Buble (i guess that would fit)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...

Waiting On the World To Change - John Mayer (that's not too bad i guess)

14. Your life's theme song is...

Daughters - John Mayer (hmm i am a daughter...)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Life After You - Daughtry (awww :( but i love that song)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
Uprising - Muse (hmm i guess that would be fit?)

17. Your motto is...
Eenie Meanie - Sean Kingston (haha)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
Come Back To Me - David Cook (if only i had someone that would come back to me :( )

19. Whad did you dream about last night?
Billionaire - Travie Mccoy (niiiiice)

20. Any last words?

Forever - Chris Brown (woooow)


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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,165 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,722 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Sucks Why Me! by Valice Cullen reviews
Bella Swan was happy until her boyfriend Jacob dumped her for Tanya. She goes into depression until Alice's cousins arrive from Alaska. Even though she doesn't realize it she's falling for Edward. What will she do accept the love or deny it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,824 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Bellas by pridk reviews
Bella is an average geeky teenager who is always made fun of by the Cullens but actually sings at a club every night! No one would ever expect Sweet straight A student Bella to ever do this but she isn't breaking any rules so what harm could come?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,690 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bless the Broken Road by funkymunky2511 reviews
Bella and her family are con artists. Her path crosses with Edward and the opportunity is too great to pass up, making him her next mark. Edward is blissfully unaware, and it will take a lot of mistakes to finally lead him back to Bella and the truth.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,683 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,606 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Thursday Nights by dxdxhx reviews
Bella hasn't lived an easy life, she came to NYC at 16 in hopes of forgetting her troubled past. Edward's an actor who hasn't had a normal life. Can Edward break down her carefully built walls? Bella's a hardcore singer. Jake's a rapper. Full Summ inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,633 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Emmett Gets Bored by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Random Jokes And Drabbles by Duck Life reviews
Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella
Love at First Sight Sucks! Or Does it? by NisaBella215 reviews
Bella's boyfriend cheats on her n she doesn't know if she can move on. She goes into depression until she meets Edward, the new boy at her school. Will Edward change her mind and win her heart? My first fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen's reign of terror over Walmart by MaraudersWolfe reviews
The cullens find a list of 50 things to do at Wal-mart and decide to reak havoc on the unsuspecting store. Bella human. Cullen's vampires. Pre Breaking Dawn, Post Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Emmett
You'll Always Find Your Way Back Home by Stinkerbell you reviews
Sequel to Fearless. What you do? You never know how your love life is going to turn out. You never know what's going to happen the next day. Maybe that guy will finally tell you how he feels, Maybe you will get your happily ever after.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Catastrophe by dxdxhx reviews
What if a second chance at left you with amazing powers? What if you fell in love with the man you hated? What if everytime you touched the man you loved you put his life in danger? What if forever wasn't an option? Welcome to the life of Bella Swan. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When You're 15 by AllyAM reviews
NOT a song fic. Bella and Edward are freshman at Forks High. Bella is a bookworm who adores Edward, and as far as she knows, he doesn't notice her like that. AH AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love California by californiaucla reviews
Bella and her brother, Emmett, head off to UCLA for college. The minute her and Edward meet they instantly become friends. But can Bella keep it that way? Does Edward want her to? College is a rush. You'll soon find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,715 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'll Be Your Lover, Too by Mrs.Robward reviews
Removed for rewriting & completion, then will repost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Two Weeks by Lemon Muffins reviews
It's been 9 years since graduation and everyone has drifted apart. When it's decided to spend two weeks together, getting to know their old friends and old flames again, complications ensue and old secrets come into the open to change them all. AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,910 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Something We Can't Explain by Live4YourLove reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie live in an apartment twenty-five stories high, hiding the secret of what they really are. They believe they are human, but how would they know if they remember nothing before the age of fourteen? B/E, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,840 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009
Vampire Mermaids by Team Rosalie reviews
While on vacation in Australia, Bella, Rosalie, and Alice stumble upon a cave pool on a full moon. What'll happen? RXEm JXA BXEd CXEs
Crossover - Twilight & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,798 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009
I'd Lie by RosesRCold reviews
Bella is going to collage with her brother Emmett in Chicago.There she meets Alice,Jasper,and Edward.She is there for singing.Canon pairings.All human R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,523 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
I'd Lie by lizzieloo reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends for years. But when they finally realize their feelings for each other have started to change, obstacles land in their path of being together. Will they find their way back together, or continue to be kept apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,922 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tomboy Bella by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella grew up to be a tomboy with her brothers Jasper and Emmett. When they move to Forks with their dad, Bella, Emmett, and Jasper's lives might get a lot more interesting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella - Complete
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
The Deep Dark Well by jocelynfgs reviews
Bella wakes up in hospital after a horrific event in her life. Edward was the one who found Bella in a bloody mess on the side of the road. Not very good at summaries. Please R R. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love Will Find You by xoStarlightxo reviews
Bella Swan had a steady high school life as a smart girl with a bright future. But her reputation is at risk when she falls in love with the irresistable Edward Cullen. Why? Edward Cullen—also known as Mr. Edward Cullen—is her art teacher.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,696 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Inseparable by playthekeys reviews
Bella and Edward meet in kindergarten and last long as friends. What will happen when they grow up? Will their relationship last all the ups and downs? Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,064 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Vampire Chat Room by Duck Life reviews
i know I'm probably the millionth person to do this, but it looked like fun! All conversations are original, if the idea is not. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Betting with the Cullens by vampsareforever223 reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and the rest of the Cullens are up to no good with betting. Why are Edward and Bella in California? Why are Jasper and Emmett laughing maniacally? R&R! First story, so it might not be that good!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Emmett, Jasper