AU:After the fall of Voldemort, R-o-g-u-e death eaters that have escaped the noose and Azkaban have targeted The Golden Trio,The Malfoys, and a certain Potions Professor. In the ensuing mayhem, Severus Snape was badly injured and defenseless against a future attack. Enter Albus Dumbledore with a plan to keep The Potions Master safe, meanwhile a new student has arrived at Hogwarts.

Like the title says. :P This is a severely truncated T-rated version. See my profile to find the complete smutty story. FWB!Swingers!Harmony. This is the ORIGINAL "Neko"!Hermione/Metamorphmagus!Gender-Bending!Harry Multiple Partners story.

When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension. *Art by Simona Polle*

Harry gets a surprise on his seventeenth birthday when he discovers a secret Lily Potter took to her grave; a secret that will change his life forever. He must learn to interact with the wizarding world all over again, and discovers the darker sides of inequality and misogyny. Not HBP compliant. Fem!harry

Hermione's just discovered that she's a witch and will be attending Hogwarts. There she meets a family of strange red heads, a group of pranksters and Quidditch players that don't feel complete, the chosen one along with meddling professors and ghosts. What will happen when long kept secrets are revealed? Will the saviours needed come to light? UNDER GOING EDITING & A BIG MAKEOVER.

Hermione's sexual self awakens, but the one she wants has yet to realize. In the meantime she finds herself with other gingers. Eventually she will have a chance to sample them all. **Character listings will be Hermione and whomever the last chapter includes.**

The decision to go back to Hogwarts, hadn't been an easy one to make. She'd thought long & hard before concluding that even without Harry & Ron, returning to her former school to finish her exams was indeed the right thing to do...wasn't it? Encountering Lucius Malfoy & striking a deal with Draco might change that. Lucius & Hermione Fic & Snape didn't die..hope you enjoy.

A story of love and intrigue. Placing our dear heroes long years after their scars of war have faded. Hermione had fallen from grace. Childless and now homeless, she gets placed in a new life- as Teddy's Nanny! Will the house be happy or will Remus have trouble keeping it together?