my name is sam...and i hope u dont have a problem with me ruling the world ;

And u know what... i like cookies and if u also have a problem with that then get the hell out of here!

But other wise, u can stay and read the stories i put up...

i also do short stories.. so if you have request just send me a message, damnit!

Oh another thing, I have a habit with swearing so dont act surprise if u see words like shit, fuck, asshole, hell, damn, ... i dont say bitch cuz honestly in my mind everyones a bitch

just to let u all know

apparantly im bi-polar so watch out

so yea hoes, stay and read and request or ill most likely shove a pipe up ur ass... (yes that was a promise)

and whats up with all these hookers calling 16 year old virgin girls whores?"

Heres what i think about things:

- calling ppl fags is gay

- cheerleading is gay

- my cat is gay..

- cookies are not gay

- if u think hollister is cool... in my mind is ur gay (ur happy??)

- if u think ur cool... ur obvisouly gay

- yes i know its gay that i can not spell "obvisouly"

- gay ppl are not gay

- if u think that thongs are so not whore-ish... ur gay

- fish are gay

- calling ppl gay is gay

- ur face is gay

- the sun is a gay hoe

- who ever said that gay means happy is gay

- i love cheese...gay

- thinking that getting aids at 13 is awesome.. is gay

- smoking=gay

- drugs... no need to say anything there

- sunglasses during the night is not gay

- sunglasses during the day.. gay

- skirts GAY WITH A CAP G

- i love gays..

- if u like justin bieber... lets just say ur so beyond gay that there is no word for u

- and yes i have gay friends (in my mind they are)

- getting high is gay

- preps are gay in they're own special way... just saying that so they dont hurt me with they're pretty pink high heels

- high heels are gay

therefore, im not gay

STEREOS

peace out suckers