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Joined 10-09-09, id: 2109685, Profile Updated: 01-26-11
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

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Books
Maximum Ride series (duh)
Percy Jackson series (Still need to get my hands on a copy of the last book :P)
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Marley & Me
A Dog's Life
The House of Night Series
The Host
The Hunger Games Trillogy (loved the first two, but wasn't a fan of the third. I liked how well it defined war, but I wasn't a fan of the end)
Coraline
Walk Two Moons
Esperanza Rising
Witness
Becoming Naomi Leon
The Westing Game
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Lovely Bones
Double Identity
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Midnight Magic
The Outsiders
Killing Mr. Griffin
Witch and Wizard
The Book Without Words

These are only the ones I can think of off the top of my head, there's plenty more, and when I think of them, I add them to the list

Music I listen to (Only the artists that have 5 or more songs I like, in no particular order)
Adam Lambert
AFI
Avril Lavigne
Breaking Benjamin
Bullet for my Valentine
Circa Survive
Dixie Chicks
Escape the Fate
Evanescence
Eve 6
Fall Out Boy
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
Framing Hanley
Franz Ferdinand
Glee soundtracks
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Hawthorne Heights
Hey Monday
JET
John Mayer
Joshua Radin
Joss Stone
KT Tunstall
Linkin Park
Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5
Michelle Branch
Muse
My Chemical Romance
Never Shout Never
Nickleback
The Offspring
Panic! At the Disco
Paramore
Puddle of Mudd
REPO! The Genetic Opera music
Sheryl Crow
Skillet
Switchfoot
Three Day's Grace
Uncle Kracker
Weezer

The crap I do when I'm bored:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

(BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm into THEATER and ART so I MUST be homosexual
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. -
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN Girl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I HAVE BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I dont mind listening to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Date: January 26, 2011

1, What color is your toothbrush?
Blue/white

2, Name one person who made you smile today:
My friend when he showed me his Pirates of the Caribbean cards, then told me he finished three games of solitaire after his midterm

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Taking my science midterm :P

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Probably on Facebook...

5, What is your favorite candy bar?
Twix

6, Have you ever been to Disney World?
No, my parents don't like amusement parks so they never took our family :(

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
Not sure, I was singing along to my music.

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Coffee or cookie dough

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Um...like four gallons of really hot tea. It is absolutely freezing outside, so I keep boiling water and making tea, and I've been doing this for three days straight.

10, Do you like your wallet?
That's kinda why I got it in the first place...

11, What was the last thing you
Ramen Noodles.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No...

13, The last sporting event you watched?
The World Cup or something like that

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Flavor? There's popcorn flavors? I don't know...salt? Butter?

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
Mah friend Maggie

16, Ever go camping?
Every summer for a month I go to camp, and if I'm not sleeping in our cabin in the middle of the woods, we're in a tent

17, Do you take vitamins daily?
No, but I am trying to convince my mom to get me the gummy Flintstones vitamins

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
Uh...Church's generally relate to the Catholic religion and other branches of that religion, and I don't believe in the Catholic faith. So no, I don't go to church.

19, Do you have a tan?
In January? No.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
That's a tough one...it depends on what I'm in the mood for.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
I don't drink soda...

22, What did your last text message say?
"Awesome possum. I love that place." to my friend Maggie.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?
school...

25, Look to your left, what do you see?
A closet

26, What color is your watch?
What watch? I haven't owned a watch since I was like 8

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Flight 815 from Sydney to L.A. (From LOST)

28, What is your birthstone?
Peridot...or something like that. I think it's green

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Fast food? Gross.

30, What is your favorite number?
8 and 6

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
my mother.

32, Any plans today?
nope, because I just had midterms for the past few weeks, today they ended, and I got no homework.

33, How many states have you lived in?
I've lived in the same friggin town my whole life.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?
The fact that mother nature decided my town wasn't white enough and has been popping surprise snow attacks. We have a ton of snow, and little heat in my house -_-

35. Last song listened to?
Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I can get to X

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Hell no, not unless I'm considered a maid service

38, Favorite pair of heels?
Heals? No. No. No.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?
Not really...

40, Is anyone jealous of you?
Not that I know of...

41, Do you love anyone?
I don't know...he's one of my friends...and he has a girlfriend...

42, Do any of your friends have children?
Not that I know of...I hope not

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Yeah, kinda...

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
I usually say "hi" or "hey" or "hola" and in my French class "bonjour

46, What color is your car?
My bike is blue

47, Do you like cats?
yeah

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
I wasn't, but I am now thanks to this

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Once with the French exchange program my aunt ran, we housed one of the kids and the group went there, once with my family visiting from Europe, and twice with my school's choral group.

50, How did you get your worst scar?
I was being stupid a few years ago, and I was running, slipped on really slippery rock, and slid over a bunch of barnacles into the North Sea which is freaking COLD

51, What is your real name?
First: Jessica/Jess/Jessie Middle: Ann Last: That is for me to know, and for you not to find out.

52, Are you a girl or guy?
Female

53, Where do you plan on going for college?
Not sure, either somewhere down in the Washington DC area, or Gothenburg University.

54, What is the last book you read?
The last one I finished was the last book of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. But I'm currently reading...I think 5 books.

55, What is on your TV right now?
A lot of dust.

56, What is the last thing you have said and to who?
"ow! Stupid cat..." to my cat.

57, Where are you?
My living room

58, What was the last thing you thought?
"What was the last thing you thought?"

57, What would you do with a million dollars?
Buy books, CDs, a new laptop, and a new iPod because mine broke a few days ago

58, Grab the closest thing next to you. What was it?
My tea. Which I need to refill.

59, What are you writing right now?
this

60, What is it like being you?
I think it's fun. Some people might find it annoying.

61, What are your thoughts on writing?
I like it

My Stories:

My first was "I Think I Know You" and I wasn't proud of it. I went all cliche, and I hate cliche. I did that thing where Max and Fang live next door to each other, they both have balconies that they can meet on, they fall in love, blah blah blah. The only reason I haven't deleted it, is because people seem to like it.

The second I am currently working on, "Choices" is actually loosely based off of a situation I see every day, an though I wasn't originally intending it to be, it is. The story I think is good in a sense that I know what I'm talking about with the fact that Max is in a mentally abusive relationship. Max is based off of my best friend who is in a relationship like this, and for a year and a half we have been trying to talk to her, but the only thing that changes is the way that her boyfriend changes her. This story is almost a way for me to get some form of closure in accepting it, and a way to write down how I want or wish things could go.

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Jaded by Glorfindel's Girl reviews
Because grave robbers and addicts are are made, not born. An experimental exploration into a potential past and what makes the Graverobber tick. After all, who doesn't want to read about the early life, times, and childhood of our favorite Zydrate pusher
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Graverobber
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
A Gift of Combs by Anamin reviews
Shilo awoke that night with a feeling of uneasiness. Someone had been there. It was a feeling she couldn't shake, in her gut, she just knew.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Eyes of a Father by PreciousOrgel reviews
A young woman gets corners by the Repo man one night. Oneshot. No pairings.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
The Last Battle by BetweenFairytales reviews
Set after TFW. Max and the gang have to finish off the School and Itex once and for all. It starts off with mostly Fax stuff and gets into some action with the School later. I'm horrible at summarizing anything! But at least there's Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
More Normalness by pvtameliatucker reviews
This is the sequel to Maximum Ride: Our "Normal" Lives. It's just a bunch of stuff that happens those years after that experience. FAX, EGGY, Nudge,OC/Kudge or Nyle, Romance and humor... Visions are coming true...Or are they? Read to find out... Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 102,430 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
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Changes reviews
Max thinks her life is going fine, until things start to change in her first year of high school, though she doesn't want to accept it, she needs to. All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,371 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
I Think I Know You reviews
Max's life changes when a new family moves next door. Her and her siblings Angel and Gazzy seem to have a lot more in common with the three neighbor kids than they ever could have thought. Fax and adventure later on in the story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,356 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete