Kurt Hummel, the unknown twin of Harry Potter, is about to matriculate at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, determined to reunite with his brother. Extremely intelligent, highly skilled, and well prepared, Kurt, accompanied by two friends just as cunning and powerful, is no one's pawn, and he will stop at nothing to protect his family.

"If I know I'm weak as a close range fighter, then I'd better be a damn good long-range asset." An exploration of my favorite Lieutenant's relationship to her weapons. Rated T just to be on the safe side.

Kurt wakes up in his bedroom with no memory of his new family, his boyfriend, or the last three years. To get the help he needs, he must leave Lima and stay near family who understand exactly what he's going through, because they've dealt with it themselves. Mental illness, mentions of sexual abuse.

Harry defeats Voldemort, but dies at the Battle of Hogwarts. Stuck in Limbo, he meets a beautiful but obnoxious woman who offers him the chance to do everything all over again and then announces she's coming along for the ride. Harry Potter and Cordelia Chase head to Hogwarts.

"Lieutenant Hawkeye sat in stunned silence, with letters spilled all across her lap, eagerly devouring the words of a boy she'd once known." Pre-series character study of the relationship between Roy and Riza as young teens, spoilers for manga and anime.

Following the death of her father, Riza Hawkeye reunites with his ex-apprentice, Roy Mustang. Between them both, they must unlock the secrets of Flame Alchemy, and discover the true beginnings of their path forwards. [While this piece is technically a sequel to The Concupiscence Conjectures and The Logogriph Letters, it may be read without prior knowledge and as a stand-alone.]

The year is 2005, and the music scene is changing. Myspace is in, the coolest smart phone is the T-Mobile Sidekick, and fanfic is still posted to Livejournal & Quizilla. The world's about to meet the next big thing - The Burnouts - fronted by Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye. But can Team Mustang really make it big without selling out? Or will they have to sacrifice hearts for hits?

[ pwp ] Bite chunks out of me.

On grey days, Gracia Hughes hates her own daughter.

and i'll tell you what you missed when the ocean met the sky.

Blaine is FtM - female to male transgender - and no one at McKinley knows about it, but he realizes this has to change if he wants his relationship with Kurt to survive. This fic explores different aspects of Blaine's transition and how it affects his relationships with those closest to him. Set during season 3.

She sees cities, people and dreams etched onto his back.

He thinks of her when he's with other women.

It's been a month now since she trudged onto the battlefield, shot that man and saved his life.

When Burt decides to run for Congress, Blaine knows he has to be involved. That one decision will change all his best laid plans and put him on a path to unexpected colleges, law school, Capitol Hill, and back to Kurt. Five times Burt becoming a Congressman changed Kurt and Blaine's relationship and one time Kurt and Blaine's relationship changed Burt.

A look at how ftm!Kurt might handle the breakup with Blaine. Set between 4.04 and 4.14 in a largely canon-compliant AU that veers off in some places. Features both Klaine and Kadam.

"Blaine steps forward and whispers in Kurt's ear, "If it's not exclusive, then what's to stop you?" Kurt's eyes flare and he inhales sharply, so he steps back and heads to the bathroom without looking back.This is what life is, right? This is what it means to be alone, to be lonely. Taking what you can get. Sucking the marrow out, even if it'll break your heart later." 4.14 fic!

You can only deny the chemistry for so long. The catalyst is inevitable; they are undeniable. A Harmony-focused story of what happens after in five-parts.

Kurt was trying to find home in loveless New York when handsome stranger Cooper Anderson comes along and feels him up, showing him the life he could lead with a loving boyfriend. Back in Ohio lies Cooper's little brother Blaine restless on his bed, trying to find the music for his college-applications - and music is what he hears when he meets his brother's boyfriend.

Black Hayate passes away. Riza loses a good friend.

When Astoria and Draco Malfoy could not conceive, Astoria takes drastic measures to make sure she gets her son. Her choice will haunt young Scorpius as he sets off to his first year at Hogwarts...not knowing that he is marked and was promised to a madman who was supposed to have been killed years ago. Next gen: Year 1. Scorp/Al friendship for now.

"As he approached the cemetery gates, Roy pulled up short and swore under his breath." Light Royai because I can; slight spoilers if you've no idea who Mustang would be visiting in a cemetary.

Kurt has a rather interesting extended family, and this series of one-shots details his interactions with them. Will feature crossovers with The Closer, The Mentalist, Warehouse 13, Bones, Law & Order: SVU, Medium, Ghost Whisperer, and others. Psychic!Kurt. Please read the author's note of the first chapter.

Kurt tells Finn the truth about Beth before Rachel can, opening a door to possibilities and choices Finn never considered. Season One, AU. Kinn friendship/pre-slash.

"You know the best part? They have no idea how much we know. I wish they'd just get on with it already!" Royai, as seen from the perspective of our favorite, mildly-inebriated subordinates. Post Manga, definite spoilers.

Kurt must learn to adapt to a whole new set of rules when the unexpected occurs. AU

"You know I love you. I'll always be true. So please, love me do." Kurt sang quietly and Blaine sighed happily, he loved the sound of Kurt's voice. It was what made him realize how much he liked the other man. X-Companion piece to A Beautiful Mistake-X

"It'd be like equivalent exchange—he'd offer her the chance to shoot him in the back in exchange for defacing the secrets that were imprinted on hers." Mild Royai, mostly friendship with a little bit of angst, all sorts of spoilers!

"It was rare that she actually surprised him anymore..." Set pre-series/early series. Mild Royai, rated for language. Spoilers!

"There was evidently only one pretty blonde female officer in all of Eastern that frequented the range-but the magnificent Lieutenant Hawkeye proved to be wholly unapproachable." Pre-or-early series. Slight hints of Royai, naturally.

"'You mean…I'm the one who hurt her' he managed to say. 'She saves my life and I repay her by bashing her over the head.'" Ed-centric, but with hints of Royai (as per usual) and mention of Riza x Ed friendship. Companion piece to Anchor.

"'No, sir. You needn't make it a direct order,' Hawkeye's voice was low and subdued, and the nurse looked exultant." Royai with a dash of Ed x Riza friendship, rated T for language. (Companion piece to Heavy Heart)

"'Listen, Edward,' she began, 'This is going to be a little uncomfortable, but…' Judging by the set of his jaw, he knew exactly where this was headed. He was a genius, after all." Pre-series, a bit of Royai with a side helping of EdxRiza friendshipiness.

S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.