"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

One of them seems all tough and harsh on the outside, but is actually soft. The other seems all cold and calculating on the outside, but is actually warm. How is Italy to choose between Germany and Japan, his two closest friends? Can he even? Gerita vs. Itapan. Shounen-ai.

What if Roy and Riza were secretly married through the entire series? This story tells you that. Mixes manga, anime, and original content. Royai - Note: Earlier chapters undergoing a rewrite and content edit (No plot change).

Hetalia Theory says that each nation lived a human life under their human name. Their lives and their deaths explain many of their characteristics and their personalities, such as why Russia has such cruel and sadistic tendencies or why England can see hallucinations. Quick warning: may contain some disturbing content (i.e. drug use, rape reference and violence).

Life isn't easy when you're an immortal creature of myth, but Alfred F. Jones has been doing it for 251 years. Then, while visiting London, he runs into a human who throws him for a loop-Arthur Kirkland, the first person to ever resist Alfred's charms. Instead of forgetting about Arthur, Alfred becomes determined to win the Brit's heart. Rated: MA Birthday present for Foofie88

All Ludwig wanted was to make his family proud all the while indulging in his favorite past time, baking! When he meets and befriends fellow doctor, Feliciano, his life is cast into a state of chaos for there is no recipe to remedy. Who exactly is this flirtatious Italian and what does the mob have to do with the Vargas clan? AU and Human names used. Gerita, Sufin, Prucan and more

CIA messes up again and now the whole world knows about the Nations! Apparently, this only makes their tense international relations even worse than they already were, while humans adapt and wars continue as usual. Many headcanons, with attention on real-world problems.

The UK brothers are forced to move into one house because of their bosses. "I'm not even part of the UK anymore! Why do I have to live with them!" SHUT UP IRELAND BECAUSE I SAID SO! Oh the madness that goes on in that house and the trouble these brothers cause when put together.

Outside, rain falls, and France remembers an event from his childhood with England. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE. It is a translation of Cydalima's "Lluvia de Recuerdos".

Five hundred years later, an obligation brought him to her when the end was near. He could watch her die, or he could vow to look after her until death do them apart.

When Ludwig finds a beaten stray he decides to take care of it, but what he gets is a little more than what he bargained for. Horrible summary I know, but I don't want to spoil anything. This is my first fanfic so I hope you like it. Obviously human names used. Gerita, Spamano and maybe other couples later on. Rated M for Lovino's potty mouth and future chapters.

WW2. France has fallen to Nazi forces, and is now under the control of Germany. The spirit of resistance still rages on in this not yet defeated nation, and he will fight bitterly to be reunited with the ones he loves. Mix of country and human names used All Italics are supposed to be French, i'm just too lazy to translate

Eren was covered in blood and chicken feathers, and Levi wondered for a second if the boy had gone insane. "You said to make sure there was chicken for dinner, Sir." Eren said. "I meant to tell the cooking squad." Levi ground out. Eren looked at him sheepishly. "We did it differently in Shingasha." Shorts/one-shots concerning the antics of one incredibly determined titan-shifter.

Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.

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Antonio walks into a small coffee joint, hoping for just some caffeine to take the edge off of late-night studying for midterms, and gets a whole lot more than he bargained for in the form of a snarky, foulmouthed, Italian barista.

It's the 1880s and America is desperate for England's attention and a way into his bed. He's not above dragging Shakespeare into it - and definitely not above stealing his skull. For England's birthday/Shakespeare's birthday/400th anniversary of his death.

Francis coughed. "All? Do you mean…?" He waved his index finger around the table, pointing to each person individually. "All all?" "I love all of you, and if you can all love each other… then things could get pretty interesting, si?" [BTT/Romano. Spamano. Frain. PruSpa. FraPru. Polygamy. AU]

America is just a young colony living with his caretaker/'older brother' Great Britain. This is the way things have always been between them, but now the teenage America is starting to see his 'brother' in a not so brotherly way. How will these new feelings change their relationship and will all the changes be for the good? Great Britain (Arthur)XAmerica (Alfred) yaoi.

"We'll meet again," Jellal had promised, but as the months turned to years, Wendy came to realize that he was never coming back. That was when *he* came into her life: a man identical to her Jellal, but with no memory of her. And in return for becoming her friend, she may well be the key he needs to infiltrate the Council and complete the Tower of Heaven... COMPLETE.

AU. A miserably unemployed Yao is more than happy to make a long overdue confrontation with his stalker Ivan. But what begins as an innocent fascination soon spirals into a bloody affair when Yao gets caught up in Ivan's dangerous pursuit. With detectives Alfred and Kiku on their trail, will Yao and Ivan's crimes ever catch up to them? RoChu. USUK. Warning for gory violence.

Being the King of Hell has its perks. Francis gets to oversee final punishments and bring pain to those who deserve it. Being summoned however, he never expected. Nor did he expect the human to be lonely and just want a friend. It's just a month, what could happen? Demon trilogy.

Arthur was so used to foes attacking him as a nation; he forgot his vulnerabilities as a man. A longtime enemy settles the score; Alfred gets caught in the crossfire. Rated T. NO PAIRINGS. Father Son Fic.

Continuation of 'What Lies Behind the Mirror'. Some Nations are seeing strange versions of themselves in the mirrors. And someone decided that it's a good opportunity to start a game. But not everything is as it seems. Nominated for the Hetalia Awards.

AU. 1950s, America. Anti-German sentiment is alive and well, and for most young people, destiny is already decided. But one American and one German may stray from their intended paths, and perceptions are always subject to change. America x Germany

It has been said that a half demon and a human must produce a child to let free what darkness stole from their world. However, when Miroku becomes a captive of this darkness, Sango asks InuYasha and Kagome to do the unthinkable! InuKag, MirSan. Please R&R

WWII American solider Alfred F. Jones and his squad of paratroopers are captured by Nazi Captain Gilbert Beilschmidt and his regiment who are then defeated in battle and captured by Soviet Lieutenant-Colonel Ivan Braginsky and his forces. With suspicions high on the Eastern Front, the Russians mistakenly treat the American prisoners as if they were German spies. WWII!AU

Scotland knew England was desirable. He did. But that didn't mean he had to like it. ScotEng. One-Shot.

They're called demons, the creatures that cause so much pain and suffering in the world. Born from the dark wishes of humanity, they only seek to destroy. As a half-demon, Alfred wants nothing more than to right the wrongs of his past. As a human, Ivan won't let anything get in the way as he seeks revenge. Their common goal; kill them all. RusAme.

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

In the aftermath of the battle, a new story can be told, where InuYasha has new challenges he must face in order to save the lives of those most important to him. (Stand alone story, and also Sequel to Catching One's Breath) inukag mirsan

Heracles is introverted, thoughtful, and most of all, quiet. But everything around him is loud, including his boyfriend of two years, Sadiq, who he no longer loves. Then, he meets Kiku- a transfer student who lacks the ability to speak, and Heracles realizes just how much he's missed the quiet.

[Human AU] If she were a regular damsel in distress, she would be waiting quietly in that castle to be rescued by her Prince Charming. She is currently on a carriage roof being strangled by a man she punched in the face. If he were a regular knight, he would be charging through the castle doors to rescue the fair maiden. He is currently strangling some poor girl on a carriage roof.

Arthur, a teacher, and Francis, a police officer with a murky past, are the parents of charismatic twins. Now they must confront the trials and tests assigned to them each day, but what if they don't have all the answers? Some lessons are harder to learn than others, and not everyone is cut out for the honor roll.

For his loyalty General Winter had promised Russia a mate; one who could stand beside him, not lay broken under him. But the old ghost was always so cruel. While keeping his promise he had never promised that said mate wouldn't fight back with a strength equal to Russia's. If it is meant to be then why does the promised one resist? Historical. RusAme. GerMerica.

A collection of short stories giving a deeper insight the Inuyasha characters ranging from childhood to the future. Mainly centers on Inuyasha and Kagome, but will involve the entire cast.

England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.

It's odd for an emotion to take a physical form and it's frightening for one's hatred to do so. How even more so that they look just like you.

UKUSUK. Why learn to be a monster when you can grow to be a god? In five parts.

Arthur Kirkland is head of a publishing house and has a very normal, boring life. That is, until one of his acquaintances drags him off to the Black Market and Arthur meets a creature who he didn't even know existed. And that creature is for sale. Mertalia USUK with background PruCan

Russian mob boss Ivan Braginsky isn't denied anything; if he wants the American boy to join him for a candlelit evening then he will, if he wants the American boy to share his bed then he will. College student Alfred F. Jones has no choice in the matter whatsoever. RusAme

England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.

Alfred and Mattie get into a small spat which ends out leading to Ivan helping him out. At first it's only a prank, but what happens when Ivan has loved him since World War 2 and Mattie realizes that the Russian fills a part of his heart that has been empty for way too long? (Eventual lemons, blood and gruesome images later on)

Feliciano wakes up in a destroyed city with no memory. He soon discovers that the city isn't exactly 'normal' and much creepier than expected, because there are these Nightmares, monsters that feed on humans... He will find other survivors of the Apocalypse and learn more of the new world, but will he be able to learn more about himself too? And... just what are these REDs?

America is concerned about the whereabouts of England, and Italy has been ditched by Romano, after some frustration they team up to find out where on earth their brothers are. Engmano with America and Italy being concerned younger brothers.

Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!

The one where Cas breaks a wing. THIS IS THE DESTIEL VERSION. Angst, hurt/comfort, friendship/family, plotty case fic, gradual Destiel. NO CRIT PLEASE, thank you

Modern Sugar Daddy Au! Eren is a typical struggling college student. One night he runs into a handsome stranger. But when this stranger starts to casually throw money at him, Eren comes to an agreement: having a pampering sugar daddy may not be the worst thing. Levi/Eren, with some Jean/Eren (it's riren-centric though). Rated M for language and smut

Luigi's relationship with Daisy is getting pretty tiresome as it is constantly on and off. Wendy's relationship is no better off. When the two starts to date, they form an unusual yet loving relationship. With their families and friends in the dark about this, can the two maintain their secret relationship or will their enemies force them to break it off?

Levy and Gazille pretend to be a couple to get Mirajane off their backs! But pretending to be in love isn't an easy thing... especially the pretending part GaLe rated T *Final chapter up Bonus chapter up!*

Arthur Kirkland is a fallen noble of a disgraced house in the Kingdom of Spades. He will stop at nothing to reclaim what his family once had - and so much more, including the throne. To do this Arthur follows in the footsteps of the woman that ruined House Kirkland, resorting to black magic and the help of a wicked demon. USUK; Cardverse/Sweet Devil; Violence; Dubcon; Art by Owyn

When the Fuhrer is too busy for an important meeting in a foreign country, the duty slips down to one Roy Mustang. Reluctant to send one of his most talented dogs into dangerous land alone, Bradley decrees that he shall have a travelling partner; Edward Elric. Just when Roy thought the situation couldn't get worse, it was decided Edward would have to go in the guise of Roy's SON.

The existence of personifications of nations is a powerful secret, to be kept from all but a select few in each nation's government. If this secret ever falls into the wrong hands, the resulting conflict could spell disaster for the entire world. / No pairings, rated T for later violence and some language.

Antonio is the new Spanish teacher at the boarding school he used to attend. Aside from teaching, he has also been asked to befriend and mentor Lovino, a troubled teenager on a path of self destruction after causing an accident that ruined many lives. Can Antonio save him from himself, even when his own world falls apart? Suicideattempt/Bullying/selfharm

As the icy talons of the Allied Armies curl around Europe in 1944, the proud Gilbert Beilschmidt works as an SS at Auschwitz-Birkenau, where he encounters a Hungarian dissident named Elizabeta, who threatens to change his views. When he tries to flee with her, he betrays the country he once loved, and Ludwig must grapple between his twisted ideals and saving his brother's life.

After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.

After Alfred got blinded by his rage and told Arthur to go and get himself stranded in Russia, the latter took it seriously. He was found by Ivan buried in the snow, and Ivan immediately thought that he was his sunflower. But Alfred wants Arthur back. Who will Arthur choose?

Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]

Dr. Arthur Kirkland normally took pride in his secluded lifestyle. After all, friendships and family ties were mere burdens that could only be expected to drag down his work ethic. So what happens when two stray boys wander into his hospital? Well, it's certainly an uncommon adventure that he's in for, and perhaps his patients aren't the only ones who require fixing.

Matthew Williams is one of the adopted sons of the famous Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy, the one that doesn't like the spotlight. One day, he gets kidnapped by the infamous Gilbert Beilschmidt, the criminal that has never been caught. As his family is desperate to get him back, Matthew finds himself oddly wanting to stay with the criminal. PruCan and FACE family.

Alfred F. Jones only wanted people to smile. He painted the walls with joy and dreams. When his childhood friend finds him, Alfred's life is thrown into a confusing chaos of trying to keep Ivan away from his boyfriend, Arthur, who wants nothing more than to keep Alfred in his line of sight at all times, using any means necessary. Will include RusAme and UKUS in later chapters.

As a Guardian Angel, it's Arthur's job to protect humans from harm. But when he's struck by lightning and crashes in an alleyway in NYC, it takes has-been hero Alfred Jones to get him back on his wings. While Arthur heals from his injuries, he discovers that his hero perhaps means more to him than other humans, and learns that Alfred has his own wounds to overcome.

England gets drunk one faithful night and casts a spell on Russia that reverts Russia back to his teenage years. Everybody finds this younger Ivan hot as hell. Alfred makes it his goal to save Russia from others, what will happen? RussAme.

Scotland isn't known to be the best brother in the world. Quite the opposite. But what happens when he learns that his little brother has become the love interest of half the countries on the globe? A not too happy Scotty is the world's worse nightmare!

Alfred F. Jones always thought he was just a regular teenager with a horrible home-life. After one night though, he isn't so sure. Who knew being the mate of the vampire King could lead to such chaos? Vampire!EnglandXHuman!Alfred. Rated M for a reason. Now revised.

Alfred Bonnefoy lives with his father, his step-father, his two step brothers, and blood brother on a quiet farm. Now a chain of events will change their life from peaceful to Hell. How will Alfred survive with the twisted eyes of a demon watching him?

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

Life has many twists and pulls, sometimes you think you earned a shortcut and you fall through. It is too bad you forgot the rules, one cannot want something without giving something in return. Maybe you'll learn to love your cage, with the pretty eyes you loved watching over you. America/England.

Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.

When you finally find a friend, you stick with them. Especially when they're giving you the ideas you need. Main Pairing: Canada X2P!Canada [self-cest] Friendship[Chap1]-Romance[Chap2] Some gore later on, hope you enjoy! Leave a review if you like it

Post-Avengers. Odin, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to go for the poetic justice angle as far as Loki's punishment is concerned. For his attempt to enslave humanity, Loki has his magic and powers bound, and is sent back to Midgard and given over to Tony Stark to be his slave. Tony is none too happy about this arrangement. Eventually Tony/Loki.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.

It's mid-August of 1774, the Quartering Acts have been re-established and one colonial blacksmith is forced to take in a British soldier. How will these two destined enemies live together under one roof? What of the war soon to come? USUK

In the Imperial North, Alfred and Matthew are taken in as children to work for the Emperor. What will happen when Alfred slowly grows to understand his cold, dark Master? Can he navigate the scandals and tragedies of a palace built upon the snow...? Main pairing is RusAme, other pairings inside. Human names used. Rated M because I'm paranoid. AU, obviously.

It was a shock to everyone that England is in a relationship with someone. But to Spain, France, America, Prussia and the rest of World's shock, the dominant, possessive, and jealous boyfriend in the relationship is none other than...Wait. What!

I hate you! I hate you all! Why am I here? What's the point if everybody hates me! Everybody ... The world would be much better off without me! Wouldn't it? - "Thank you! I'm so glad I met you, love!" - Wouldn't it ...?

Arthur Kirkland is an English Prince, but he can't do much with his title in 14th century Scotland, caught in the midst of a brutal war, disguised as a servant and under the unofficial "ownership" of an ambitious Scottish Lord. Going from the life of pampered noble to a lowly pauper is no easy feat, nevermind that his lord is angry, irritable and about the craziest man on earth.

Sequel of American Trains. Alfred F. Jones could say he was a happy man: a steady job, a beautiful home, a heroic past and a murderously twisted British lover named Arthur Kirkland. He will always love Arthur, no matter the horrors he commits, even if it means abandoning every ideal he ever stood by. For Alfred, there is nothing more blind than love. 1870s AU. USUK.

At a party on Halloween night Alfred meets a attractive yet mysterious man dressed as a devil. As night progresses he learns that the devil may just be the real deal after he is attacked. He thinks that he would never experience something as dreadful again but to his dismay it was only the beginning to the true nightmares and lies that he'd secretly been living in all his life.

She longed for color. Anything. A gentle blue, a light shade of yellow, a tiny dash of purple. Anything that would keep her from going crazy as she lived amongst the black and white. Black and white, black and white, black and white. That's all there was. It was driving her mad. He was the color. Brilliant, dazzling, beautiful green eyes...

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

Kagome just moved to a new town and just started Shikon High, a high school for mikos, priests, demon exterminators, and, of course, demons. Kagome makes new friends but will one of them be the one she falls for? Or will she hurt him when she goes with another? Or will she never get to choose for fate has another idea? Read and find out...

Alfred was just a simple farm boy living a peaceful life. That is, until his farm was raided by bandits and his parents were murdered. To make matters worse, Alfred accidentally gets himself caught up in the slave market and ends up catching the eye of the powerful and intimidating Lord Braginsky. Now he faces a life of servitude under the lord. Or does he...? RusAme. AU.

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

After England accidentally sends America to an alternate dimension he finds himself in a world filled with nations that are the same, yet completely different from the ones he already knows. 2p characters, Human names used, M for future lemons and language.

Prussia knew he wasn't a good Christian. Not any more. But he was one, nonetheless. / "Help me, bitte, help me." He murmured, over and over again, before doing something he hadn't done since Fritz had been put in the ground. He prayed. Prayed for a miracle that would not come. / "Privyet, fashisty." / Prequel to Ozhidaniye (can be read on its own)

With a little help from the fey, England has made life very exciting for the North American Twins. Now watch as they try to break the spell and protect their vital regions from all the other insane Nations!

Alfred Jones is a typical high school jock. He just wants to fit in and be popular. But his priorities begin to change when he befriends Arthur Kirkland, a lonely boy whose life has always been plagued by spirits. USUK

AU. Ludwig is happy to be at the same university as his older brother. But with new experiences his perceptions of himself-and his brother-change unexpectedly. Just when they seem closer than ever, so much threatens to tear them apart.

All Ivan wanted was one taste, one little drop of that sweet blood on his tongue. What he got instead was a smiling, beautiful blonde and an unexpected relationship out of the whole mess. RusAme. Vampire!AU.

It started as a response to the Hetalia 100 day fiction challenge and then it just grew. What happens when the most sheltered and lucky of nations falls in love with the awesomely troubled and unlucky ex-nation Prussia? Fluff, angst, and smut as these two struggle to find a place for themselves in the world and heal the past through the power of love.

Madness touches Spades. Cardverse; Gore; One-Shot

It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside

America and Canada make a teenie, tiny little bet...Come on, what could go wrong? No romance, charming crack fiction qualities. Please enjoy! T for language. UPDATE: I am still writing and I will finish. Thank you for your patience.

Philosophy major Matthew Williams is trying to understand the concept of personal identity. Repressed business major Alfred Jones is determined not to think about his own. This is the story of their journey to self-awareness, acceptance, and love. USCAN

He wasn't a saint and neither was Arthur, and yet he looked like a fallen angel. Could he save him from himself? Or would he fall too, addicted to his poison? - AU - RomanoxEngland - Mafia and drugs drama.

Alfred, an enthusiastic American is forced to go and live in England all by himself when he's not even thirteen. Upon discovering Arthur his odd roommate among the other strange students in the all-boys academy he's been enrolled in, Alfred has to see the difference between the person he really is, and the person he wants people to see him as. Multi-pairing, Complete!

Scotland and England's relationship. Sorry no pairings but it's heavily implied. Rated for England and Scotland's potty mouths, fighting, kissing and France. A collection of stories from one-shots to long stories. Some angst, some humour and some fluffy.

There is a story of a tree that was loved ever so much by sunshine. USUK; Mythology; God!Alfred x Dryad!Arthur

Ludwig is a young doctor at a human testing facility. He meets a patient named Gilbert and is assigned to him. Upon seeing the dark acts that go on behind closed doors, Ludwig will have to make a choice between his career or his humanity. AU/Germancest

Arthur, a Guardian angel, is taken captive and turned slave by Alfred, a Demon and Son of the Dark. But Arthur soon finds himself head-over-wings for his master, and he may never want to leave him, no matter what happens to them. USUK, AU

After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

Italy: "The other day I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it." Canada: "Maple... leaf..!" Prussia: "Look at my soldiers and their mean faces! I taught them that face!" Yeah, a bunch of my favorite Hetalia quotes, and there's a challenge inside- if you happen to be a major Hetalia fan, you'll get over half right without checking! T because it's Hetalia.

It's another adventurous day for England and his little colony, America. There are snowmen, natives, malaises, green buttons and evil, English doctors in this fluffy tale. It's at times like these that England must play the hero, and honestly, he doesn't really mind.

"Ah'll never give him to anyone, especially to a brat like ye…" Scotland and America first meeting drabble yet again.

Manada and Bromerica bro it up by watching porn and drinking beer. America/Canada.

Alfred is the king of Spades and Arthur is his beloved queen. When Arthur meets the king of Diamonds at a ball, things turn a bit complicated. Main pairing France/England, America/England on the side, Cardverse AU, rated M for smut.

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

"I love him-" Arthur temporarily forgets how to breathe, this being the first time Francis has said anything of the sort, "-but that love will not protect him, will it? You have come to his aid twice already, so…merci." FrUk/UsUk.

"You aren't making things better, you aren't getting things done; you're just escaping from reality." Francis quirks a brow, retorting darkly, "Is that such a bad thing?" Arthur-centric; Alcoholism fic. FrUk, UsUk.

Minvade20.6: Unicorns are known as the protectors of Virginity, and Starspangled Sparkle will make sure it's a cold day in hell before America gets any.

For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.

Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things

The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…

"You could read," Francis comments as Arthur tuts, beginning to flip through the channels again. "I do believe I taught you, and that that lesson stuck."

*Manifest your destiny* On the eve of the outbreak of the Second World War, England and America disappear. From history. UKUS/USUK with GerIta, RussPruss, Franada et al. Cowritten with Narroch.

AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance

Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.

In which America contemplates his relationship with Britiain and contents himself with the way things are now. USUK

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

"You leave my bunnies alone Mr. Bear!" America shouted, heedless of England's attempts to halt him. He stopped beside the large predator and immediately reached for its small stub of a tail, tugging forcefully./ Some Russia creeping on America at the end

Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.

Alfred is exhausted and weary from carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders and Arthur is there to give him some TLC and build him back up.

Someday I won't be able to stitch you back up. / USUK, FrUK, warnings inside. / Don't leave me.

Japan, America, and Prussia are playing a friendly game of Call of Duty when America's love life comes up. In detail. Short thing from the kink meme. M for language.

England had always told me he loved me; and in my naivety, I believed him. I believed him when he forced a cigarette into my mouth, I believed him when he pushed the alcohol down my throat, and I believed him when he forced me.

n. The quantity of a substance that can dissolve in a particular solvent. Gilbert wonders how long it will be before he falls; before he breaks his promise and Ivan gets to him, and he gives in to the darkness reaching through his heart.

How did a Serbian assassinating the heir to Austria and Hungary's throne start the most devastating war in history? Causes of World War One, Hetalia style!

Love is made of fragile things that are small like grains of sand; piled together into castles. Love is built from the little things. Love is the smallest of things. Love is a nod of the head, wave of the hand, hint of a smile. Love is a gesture. USUK

Italy gazed at the stained glass with dead eyes. "I wonder which hurts more: hanging from your hands and dying for days, or having your heart shattered and surviving it for centuries afterward..."

'Struggling was meaningless. He was beyond saving, divine intervention or not. He was already violated: ruined, spoilt, impure... but he still begged.' FrUK/USUK love triangle. Contains Rape and dark themes.

Kagome has spot Inuyasha and Kikyo once again, Except this time Kikyo decides to put her foot down and make Inuyasha decide. How? By placing a curse on Kagome. It will kill Kagome if not broken. How to break it? Kill Inuyasha's first love, Kikyo.

How deeply did the queen of spades fall for his king, so deeply that he ignored all the warnings, so deeply that he couldn't see the truth. Poor little queen, would he be loved or not? The truth hurts. USUK

Alternate Cold War timeline. America is defeated by the Soviet Union, and subsequently broken by Ivan. But when Alfred, now Ivan's needy and desperate lover, moves into the Soviet house, he stirs the ire of a certain Eastern nation. RusAm, onesided Rochu.

England accidentally sends Germany to a parallel world. A world ruled by Russia with a iron fist. GerIta and Russia x Italy brothers.

Sent by Lucifer, Arthur is a fallen angel who is sent to steal the hearts of humans and cause chaos... If an angel falls in love with a human, they lose their wings... Are they destined for disaster? - UK/US/UK.

Leaning over the brat's cradle he's met by a pair of teary green eyes. Weakly, the babe reaches out to Scotland, his lower lip still trembling. Swatting the child's small hands away, Scotland hisses, "I ain't pickin' ya up, brat." One-Shot.

AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada

Scotland is pissed. He's trying to take care of his little brother, but that little ingrate shrinks away from him! What did he do to earn such an ungrateful distrust? He wonders, but the answer is painfully simple: "Ev'rythin'" fluffy thing, no incest

Due to a series of unforeseen events, Russia ends up being turend into a child and the only one who can take care of him is England. Will England be able to take care of the chibi nation without losing his mind? Well, there is only one way to find out...

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

He asked for mercy. America wanted to know why he should get it. -Post WWII one-shot.

Hong Kong was a 7 years old who have daily diary HW. Pairings: UK X CHina, RussiaX China, US X UK. Warning: The first five chapter is Rated T, but after that, it's M. Caution! Pedo.

In the darkened cabin of a ship the conquistador marks the pirate queen as his for all time. She belongs to him, no matter what and no-one will take her from him. She is his and he is hers. SpainXFem!England

For someone so self-centered, Prussia has a serious problem understanding his feelings. With the help of Spain and France, will Gilbert be able to get in touch with his heart? Germancest Germany x Prussia with a side of Spain x Romano

Prussia is forced to live with Russia and he doesn't like it one bit. But what happens when Russia points out that he's been abandoned and Russia won't do that? Will he fall for the trick or is it a trick? RusxPru Warnings: Violence, Rape, Yaoi, Kink

Alfred and Ivan watch as their two presidents meet one another on live television. All is calm, before Ivan kicks Alfred underneath the table. The epic battle of footsies has begun...

It was a fact that Germany despised France. But there was more to his dislike of France than just the wars... jealous!Germany, GerUK, implied one-sided!FrUK Rated T for the language. Fluffy oneshot, I guess.

It took being boxed on the ear and getting his hand sliced open by a teacup for Francis Bonnefoy to realize he was in love. AU; FrUK oneshot.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left. FrUK, angst, twoshot, HAPPY B-DAY ANGEL '10

It's the 1500's. England is in a meeting with a young Russia, when the boy makes a very odd and very creepy request. Based on a real historical occurrence.

He had an hour until he left and thought sitting in the diner would be a good way to pass the time. She was too young to be dealing with a traveling soldier, but when he asked if he could write to her, she didn't hesitate to say yes. Austria/Hungary.

AKA, how Ivan Braginski got a certain fiery Italian to return his affections. Who said pickup lines didn't work? Rumano, other pairings and warnings inside

FrUk. France is NOT jealous that someone is trying to hit on England. Really.

From the meme-One day the nations wake up to find that they all have mochi counterparts just like America! However, the mochi are like a window into the nation's innerselves. Cue Hilarity! Some FrUk, SuFin,& KanChu. Hints of Girihon, USUK,& Gertalia

Arthur Kirkland and Marianne Bonnefoy, the story of their romance. EnglandxFem!France. Summary sucks, just read. Oneshot.

Alfred frets over his weight, Ivan attempts to comfort him, without much success. Oneshot.

Meet Russia. He and his ex-boyfriend are on the verge of throwing the world into all-out nuclear war. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend! Implied Russia/America.

I'm the one who matters, I'll be the only one that you remember soon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you, as long as you're only mine. Sequel of Abhor. US/UK. Yaoi/violence/sadism/torture/among other things. Oneshot.

Cleanliness is next to godliness, and there's an almost ritual aspect to Germany's clean-freak sprees that he can't quite place. Follows the Germany is HRE theory.

Who ever said you were the one to find me? I was the one who chose you, and now you're trying to run...? you should know better than try to get away. US/UK. Yaoi/Violence/Sadism/among other things.Oneshot.

Japan through the wars and the start of reconciliation, from Taiwan's POV. "He treated her so well when she complied. He was always such a gentleman." Japan/Taiwan with mentions of Japan/Korea. Non-graphic dub-con and non-con situations. Yandere!Japan.

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.

France, Prussia, and Spain decide that it's time to give their little colonies "the talk". This is why these guys should have never been allowed to raise kids...

AU: One day while walking Ivan comes across a young man named Alfred who claims to be a sunflower spirit. As they get closer Ivan becomes increasingly obsessed with him until the delicate thread of sanity threatens to snap... IvanxAlfred.

Follow Alfred's and Arthur's messages as their relationship develops over time. AU. — US/UK.

In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy

Romano has been missing for nearly a month and the search for him is proving fruitless. However, his captor might be closer to home and far more unexpected than any of them could have ever imagined... Sadistic!ItalyxRomano. M for torture/abuse, rape.

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK

Arthur and Alfred have a long history...of course they'll have something for every letter of the alphabet! Idea taken from LadyNightRunner's "Letter of the Law", a really amazing RenoxTseng FF7 fic. I couldn't resist the challenge.

The world is a cruel place now-a-days and everyone needs someone right? When Italy comes to Germany crying and looking for help what else is Germany to do but offer a solution? Is this solution the right one though? Romano doesn't think so. Matur later.

AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.

A rainy day brings Ranma into possession of a strange mirror. But, instead of faces, its face gazes into his past to show him the present that might have been...

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

From the look on Romano's face, the briefcase he held, and the papers in his hands - Veneziano Italy could already guess what his brother wanted to say. Oneshot.

“Ma belle Angleterre… Can I have one picture of you where you don’t look like an angry child?” FrUK

America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.

Italy's sick of everyone thinking he's stupid. Not to mention he's harboring hidden feelings for Germany. Contains angsty!Italy, advice from Canada, and a happy ending. GerIta.

In which America reveals his middle name to England. Crack one-shot

America voices his opinion on beauty when France and England start insulting each other's appearances. America/England.

"I cannot believe," England spoke between swings, the wind muffling his words, "that I came across the pond to play on a blasted swing set with you." USxUK. FLUFF.

Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...

England's never got on well with his brothers. Or anyone, really. But Scotland and Wales really do get to him more than most.

Finding oneself's never easy, and made doubly as hard if you randomly change genders with differently temperated water. But maybe a twist of fate can help one Ranma Saotome on this journey of self-discovery when it gives another person a similar fate.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.

Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!

Rebuilding a nation requires sacrifices. Knowing that the Fire Nation would never accept a Waterbender as it's Lord's wife, Katara removes herself from her fledgling romance with Zuko and encourages him to find greatness with Fire Nation noble Mai. Zutara

Trying to stalk Naraku proves frustrating for Sesshomaru. Having to endure traveling with his hanyo brother and his humans is even worse. But one human ceases irritating him and may in fact provide some muchneeded entertainment. InuKag, Yaoi, SessMir. COM

Young Inuyasha had the perfect plan to distract his father and run free for the day. Unfortunatly he forgot about his brother. Now Sess is stuck watching the pup for a while and everyone discovers something in eachother.