After N. Gin quits being Cortex's right-hand-man, Cortex is on the desperate search for a new assistant! The only problem, however, is that nobody wants to work with him because of his egotistical and judgmental attitude. But will one individual rise above the rest? As of now, this story has turned into a montage of one-shots concerning Cortex and his new assistant. [ON HIATUS]

Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.

Princess Athena seeks out her grandmother to tell her one of her favourite stories. The story about the brave dwarf king, his company of twelve dwarves, the burglar hobbit, the demi-god witch from another world and their incredible journey across Middle Earth to reclaim their home land from a dragon. Thorin/OC. Book One.

After escaping from King's Landing, Tyrion mysteriously ended up in Middle-Earth where he begins his unexpected journey with a group of thirteen dwarves, a wizard and the hobbit on a quest to retake the Lonely Mountain from the fire-breathing dragon Smaug! Disclaimer: GoT and Hobbit belongs to their respective owners.

One moment the Company of Thorin Oakenshield are enjoying their brief respite at Beorn's house, completely unaware that they are being watched - and that a kidnapping is just about to ensue. But not to worry though! There's popcorn. Popcorn good. (or: the start of a silly little series wherein the Dwarves and Bilbo get to watch themselves. On widescreen.)

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.