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 Hey, I'm Jordy-pordy-put-in-a-pie, but you can Just call me Jordy. I am of the gender female and proud of it! Oh, and please ignore the capital 'J', my J doesnt work unless i press shift with it. Don't ask. I have red hair, and the temper to go with it, so watch it :P P.S. i am awesome as brew NAME: Jordyn AGE: 14 GENDER: Female BIRTHDAY: 15th October (Libra!!!!) HEIGHT: 5'1'' WEIGHT: 54kg EYES: Blue with navy blue ring around it. (Green eyes are the bestest! Especially on hot guys, like Derek Souza) NICKNAMES: Jordy, Jordy-pordy-Jumpin'-Jordy (my 7 yr old sister calls me that), Lofty (one of my friends, cos im short and he's not), JC, Jay, JoJo. FAV DRINK: Creaming Soda FAV FOOD: MANGOES!!! FAV MOVIE: The Haunting in Conneticut (I love horror movies!) FAV SONG: Jerk It Out by Caesars IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: Waking Up: Sign of The Times - Belle Stars First Day at School: Move to the City - Guns 'n' Roses Falling In Love: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - Wham! Fight Song: 14 years - Guns 'n' Roses Breaking Up: We Are Growing - Margaret Singara Prom night: Killboy Powerhead - The Offspring Life: Pretty Tied Up - Guns 'n' Roses Mental Breakdown: If Only I Could - Sydney Youngblood Driving: Keep On Moving On Anyway- Five Flashback: Yesterdays - Guns 'n' Roses Getting back together: Kiss - Art Of Noise (haha, I love this song!) Wedding: No Brakes - The Offspring Birth of Child: Debussy - Clair De Lune Final Battle: Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People Funeral Song: My Sacrifice - Creed Final Credits: What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction I HUGGED A BUTT-HEAD BECAUSE I LIKE WHALES! IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, post this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, post this into your profile If you've ever fallen UP the stairs, post this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you've ever had contests with your friends to see who could jump the farthest off the swings, post this on your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! (All of them are some sort of technology) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm in love with Darkest Powers right now!! If u are in love with it too copy and paste this. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile. If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural. If you have ever awaken your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Shhhhhhh...;)) If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile. iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? 2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, words 5 and 6. What is it? 3. What can you hear right now? 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing beside yourself. Me: Hey Ash, go to sleep Asha: I cant Me: Why not? Asha: Cos the door is closed Me: Hold on 5 seconds later... Asha: Hold on for what? Asha: HOLD ON FOR WHAT?! Me: Shutup Asha: Awww... meany- meany *in a sing-song voice* 5. Turn the TV on. What's on? 6. Type your name with your elbow. ordyn- thats pretty good!! Only missed the J, and thats only because it doesnt work. :P 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? 8. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? aasHndb ..°• • °• • °╔═. .══════╗..°• • °• • ° Pass supernatural on if you love stories with things that are inhumanly possible ╔ღ═╗╔╗ Pass it on if you're in love with a green eyed werewolf I'M HER BEST FRIEND. YOU BREAK HER HEART I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE. ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page Boy: A, B, C, Girl: huh? Boy: Always be careful Girl: ahhh and then? Boy: D,E,F,G Boy: Don’t ever forget that Girl: Forget that Boy: im H, I Boy: Happily in love Girl: so Boy: J, K, L, M, Just keep loving me Girl: and how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z? Boy: (thinks) No other person quite, reasonable, shall treat u very well Xcect me You’ll zee I'm in love with Darkest Powers right now!! If u are in love with it too copy and paste this General 005. Do you have any siblings? two female trolls 006. What is your eye color? Blue 007. What is your hair color? Burghandy 008. Do you wear glasses or contacts? sometimes, like once every month 009. Are you right handed or left handed? Right but I do alot of other things with my left side 010. Do you have any piercings? two in each ear, and i peirced my thirds myself, then mum found out and ripped it out:( then i peirced my cartlige, that hurt, and she didnt find out, but i tried to change the stud to the ring cos it was easier, but i couldnt get it through. I hurt like fu*ing hell. 011. Do you smoke? Nope, and never will 012. Do you swear? under my breath sometimes, when i either hurt myself or i get really pissed off. 013. Do you get along with your parents? yeh, most of the time, i have alot of fights with my mum tho 014. Your heritage? AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! OI! OI! OI! 015. Your fears? im kinda scared of spiders, i think, mmm... no not really, idk 016. Goal you would like to achieve this year? get a freakn hot boyfriend! haha XD 017. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? yeh mate 018. Best Physical Feature? mmm, either my hair, which is burghandy and wavy and goes all the way to my ass, or my eyes, which are a really light blue. 019. Your bedtime? 10.00 on school nights and whenever on weekends. 020. What time do you arise in the morning? 6.00am :( ive falled asleep in class twice. in english and science 021. First thoughts waking up? shut the f*k up you son of a b*ch. SNOOZE!!! 022. Do you shower daily? usually, but if i cbf, i woulf Just have one the next morning This Or That? 024. Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla 025. Dogs or cats? DOGS!! 026. Pepsi or Coke? neither, theyre both foul :P 027. McDonalds or Burger King? dont kno what burger king is and mcdonalds makes you fat, so i dont eat it. Did you know that theyre soft serve icecream is make out of pig fat?! That's disgusting. 028. Ant or Dec? wtf does that mean? 029. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea?neither 030. Cappuccino or Coffee? coffee In the last month have you... 032. Gone to a mall? i went to the shops? we dont have malls in australia, we either have chirny, eastland or knox. 033. Eaten a box of Oreos? nope 034. Eaten sushi? ofcourse, yum as! 035. Been on stage? yup, i had a drum concert at school 036. Been dumped?Nope 037. Gone skinny dipping? In the shower 038. Stolen Anything? Umm... $20 from my mum Have you ever... 040. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Yep 041. Been in love? Fic charictars, or other people. definetly 042. Fired a gun? definetly, of COD, which one ofmy guys friends made me try. freakn pointless game. 043. Been drunk? nope 044. Been called a Tease? Nope 045. Been beaten up? nope, i beat other people up :) 046. Shoplifted? Nope What was the last... 048. Thing you've said? shutup you cow (to my sister) 049. Song you've listened to? Pumped up Kicks - foster the people 050. (Who was the last) person you've spoken to on the phone? daddy 051. Movie you watched? Sinbad, didnt get to watch the end :( 052. Thing you were doing before this? eating Junk 053. Time you cried? i got really pissed off 2 days ago at my mum, and when i get REALLY pissed off, i cry. i hate it 054. Song you've sang? Accidentally in Love- counting crows 055. Time you looked at the clock? Just then 056. Food and drink you've had? water and some freakn awesome beef with gravy and potato salad 057. Flavor of gum you've chewed? 3D gum, pineapple. Which i stole off my sister 058. Shoes you've worn? school shoes 059. Store you've been in? punk rose Favourite... 061. Age you've been so far? 14 062. Season? summer 063. Number? 5 064. TV show? Ben 10 065. Flower? dunno wat its called Random... 067. What's a word that rhymes with 'door'? see-saw 068. What T-Shirt are you wearing? black singlet 069. What brand of shoes are you wearing? none 070. What did your last text message say? Nah, dad said no, maybe next weekend. (we were planning on goin down to the river, but it was raining :( 071. What were you doing at midnight last night? fantasizing about hot guys with wicked abs XD 072. What's your current desktop picture? two african men near a car on fire, one has a cactus and is lifting it like he's gonna bash something, the other is half facing the camera, looking panicked. The caption is 'no time to explain, grab a cactus!) 073. What's a word that you say a lot? yeh mate 074. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? red 075. How is the weather right now? stormy but boiling. theyre is thunder and everything 076. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? theyre eyes. im so romantic! 077. Are you too shy to ask someone out? yes 078. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? ofcourse 079. Who would you like to see right now? Derek Souza, in real life 080. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1 081. Would you go on a date with someone on MySpace? no 082. How do you want to die? wrestling a croc, or saving someones life 083. What do you want to be when you grow up? Jet fighter pilot. 084. What country would you most like to visit? Figi 085. How many CDs do you own?dunno, 20? 086. How many things, in your past, do you regret? idk 087. Do you think you are attractive?maybeget f*ked, i aint countin 088. Do you believe in yourself? maybe baby 089. Do you want to get married? probs, but only when im over 30, o dont want to ruin my life In a boy/girl... 091. Favorite hair color? Guys: black, blonde, brown or red. basically any, aslong as theyre hot 092. Short or long hair? Guys: doesnt really matter, im a fan of the buzz cut though. 093. Height? Guys: 6' 094. Weight? Guys: as long as hes heavier than me Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.- "Thanks," said Clary, "I feel so safe now" |
