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Joined 08-18-11, id: 3175424, Profile Updated: 02-10-13
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and NCIS.

So... yeah I don't use this account much because I have a new one after I forgot my login details. Then I remembered and kept getting confused between the two accounts and entering the same challenges by accident and urgh. SO I've dropped out of all challenges registered under this username! I will eventually get around to moving the stories to my other profile but I'm lazy so it'll take a while.

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Petunia joins the Club by EbonyWing reviews
In canon, Petunia Evans wrote a letter pleading to be allowed into Hogwarts. But what if she didn't have to? How many lives would change if Petunia was a Witch too? Major AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,628 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Riddle and his Sphinx by phoenixspuzzle reviews
One day, a new arrival at the orphanage captures Riddle's attention. As they grow up, Tom discovers he has deeper feelings for her. However, she is clueless. As he learns to acknowledge his emotions, he begins to become The Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,931 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
One of Those Days - COMPLETE by LoquaciousLupin reviews
Tonks has had a rough day, but her plan to relax and re-cooperate is foiled somewhat by Remus, Gilmore Girls and Chinese food. Maybe it would turn out to be One of THOSE days? Rated M for Language and Smooching. I've entered this story into a contest to read it - go here /stories/53677.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,209 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Prejudice and Pride by bballgirl32 reviews
Arrogance and bigotry can be well-founded, but perhaps that is when it is most important to fight through prejudices. Sometimes choices have to be made, even if they go against everything that you stand for. TomxGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 170,891 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
God Called in Sick Today by insaneartist reviews
[Check out "R&B Tunes" under my new account "AegeanFeelin" on here and Mibba! New account and that story is this one's re-write!] "I can't help my laughter as she cries; my soul brings tears to angelic eyes&miles away my mother cries. Omnipotence, nurturing malevolence." The intensity of my hate for this monster-man is beyond words. SEQUEL TO ALTERNATE ENDING OF MY DERAILMENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,954 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
The Death Eaters are Going to Canada! by xFallingStarsx reviews
One day, the Dark Lord Voldemort has an amazing idea - and acts on it. Watch hilarity ensue as he and his Death Eaters embark on the holiday of their lives, tackling over-friendly locals, freezing temperatures and... an author who just can't help butting in? Oh joy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Voldemort
A World Without Magic by Myrrat-Sade reviews
In the ultimate alternate universe, a man lives his life without magic... except for the magic of love. Completely AU. COMPLETELY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Que Sera, Sera by Cybrokat reviews
Hermione Weasley's life was fine until she received two letters – both her marriage and her daughter were about to fail. Written for Devsgma for the 2011 Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,584 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Revelin by Elizabeth England reviews
In a world where he was never defeated by Harry Potter, Voldemort raises his grandson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,438 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Voldemort, OC
Flying High by show.me.the.stars reviews
Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Whaddaya Mean, I'm Going to Hell? by Drauchenfyre reviews
At the end of her life, the Creator has a surprise for Ginny Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
Et tu, Sirius? Then fall, Remus by Parchment Fox reviews
In which there are tears and conversations in a messy garage, and Remus is alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Beyond the Horizon by MagikCat reviews
During the darkest time of their seventh year, six Hufflepuffs find hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Susan B., Hannah A.
Let it Die by PureSirius reviews
Six years after Voldemort was defeated, Harry and Ginny are happily married with a child on the way. The night Ron proposes to Hermione, she ends the relationship, and finds comfort from an unlikely person.Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,555 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mine by undertheimperius reviews
Narcissa Black has always been rather careful of letting herself fall too hard, but that Slytherin casanova, Lucius Malfoy, can certainly get her heart pumping. Narcissa/Lucius, some Bellatrix/Rodolphus. Takes place: Hogwarts to First Wizarding War.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Gone by Rainbow Dust reviews
"She couldn't be gone, he touched her! .. No.. he, he hadn't touched her." Sirius wont accept that she's gone, she can't be gone, Lily and James are lying. Oneshot. Complete. Review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
What I Did for Love by snarkysweetness reviews
"Why do you care so much, Severus? Lily Evans is your one and only true love, remember? I was only around to keep your sheets warm."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Marlene M., Sirius B.
Cadence by tetleybag reviews
Amelia Bones was a middle-aged woman who lived alone, a very gifted witch, and all the evidence was that she put up a real fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Amelia B., Voldemort
Running by annuscka reviews
He has feared it all along - for longer than she has, he has feared this day, this argument, this goodbye. In the past months she has come to fear it too, and all summer they have merely been waiting." Andromeda leaves the only life she knows behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Andromeda T., Yaxley - Complete
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Song of the Nightingale reviews
The murder of a Petty Officer in a house fire draws the team out to Norfolk to investigate. Meanwhile, Tony is in a bad mood and McGee is desperately trying to find a way around the sponsored silence Abby has bullied him into before Gibbs snaps.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D.
History reviews
"Dom… you shouldn't be out here." - "What, afraid I'll catch my death? I won that chase already remember." - As the Weasley family begins to crumble after tragic news, help comes in an unlikely form for Victoire. Written for the "Almost Like a Novel" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Scorpius M., Victoire W., Dominique W.
The Adventures of Elf Lord and The Autopsy Gremlin reviews
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's... Palmer falling out of window? After the events of S9E15, McGee and Palmer form an unlikely duo to patrol the streets at night, protecting the innocents and putting away the crooks... in theory...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Tim M., Jimmy P.
All About The Plan B reviews
Tony DiNardo is relatively happy with his life as a college Film Studies professor and fiancé to Jeanne, until she announces she's pregnant and old commitaphobe Tony comes rushing back to life. Thrust suddenly into the lives of students, fiery Kelly Gibbs and reluctant tag-along Tim McGee, Tony's about to realise he's in for more than he bargained for. AU.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Tony D., Kelly G.
Even the Stars, They Burn reviews
The first time they ever spoke was in the pouring rain at one o'clock in the morning on top of the Astronomy Tower, him pleading with her not to jump. And so started the descent into madness for Theodore Tonks and Andromeda Black. Sensitive topics, mild language and substance abuse earn the T. Rating will go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
The Jasper Kirk Show reviews
Fed up fighting with your family? Despairing over DNA doubts? Wary that your witch/wizard is wandering? Bring your woes to the Jasper Kirk Show, the daytime telly-vision show dedicated to sorting out the problems affecting the inhabitants of the magical world of Great Britain. Featuring characters from all generations, no specific timeline...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Casefile A7109986 Codename Harry reviews
Meet Agent Evans, living alone in a tiny flat with her cat for company. One year on from an ugly break-up with senior agent James Potter, the two are thrust together again on protection detail for "The Asset"... Codenamed "Harry". Non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Purgatory reviews
"I'm going to kill him, Remus." A series of short looks into the relationship between Sirius and Remus, with an occasional look-in from a few others along the way. Slightly AU, jumps backwards and forwards through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
When A Butterfly Beats Its Wings reviews
"SLYTHERIN!" - One little word from the Sorting Hat can change so much…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,038 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sirius B., James P.
Daughter Of Mine reviews
Yaxley: faithful Death Eater, devoted father, until the day comes when his two worlds come colliding violently together and he is given the one impossible order by his Master, who has his own sinister interests in the Yaxley family. Rating will go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Yaxley, OC
The Stag And The Wolfpack reviews
James should have known not to let Sirius organise his stag night. Waking up in a Muggle jail cell with no wands and no memories, this is pretty much Harry Potter meets the Hangover. Rated for swearing for the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sirius B., James P.