"There I was, my back against a tree, cornered by a beautiful, bow-wielding man who dressed as though he had fallen out of an Errol Flynn film—granted, Flynn had nothing on him, in my opinion, anyway—while being verbally harassed by some old geezer." Herein lies the tale of Kelly Day, an unwitting university student who finds herself playing punchline to one very sick cosmic joke.

We've all seen the girl-falls-into-middle-earth story. In fact, I may be guilty of having written one... But what happens to that tried and true story when the girl is unexpectedly accompanied by...her husband? Humor. Not MarySue bashing.

Same ploy: Girl dropped into ME, meets Legolas, blah, blah, blah, but one problem: she's in the first hundred years of the Third Age. But will she be stuck in her Pj's forever? Will the Dwarves come kill her? And will Haldir go insane because of her?

Legolas could count on the fingers of one hand the number of times in his life he had truly been shocked speechless. Seeing Melissa standing in the middle of the stream pointing her finger at him increased that count by one. Not a Mary-Sue!

A girl gets pulled into MiddleEarth. She doesn't want to be there, and does not join the Fellowship. No MarySue. Now being revised.

Arafinwe and Feanaro discuss Earwen's problem.

Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.

Legolas, believing that breach in the wall at Helms Deep and the lives lost because of it to be his fault, takes drastic action against himself. Can Aragorn help him realize it's not his fault before it's too late? Ch. 4 revised.

I wrote this because I'm seeing so many signs this year and even though we don't know when jesus is coming back we would be fools to say he's not. So I wrote this as a warning and a reminder that our savior can return any day now.Please read and reveiw

Feanor's adventure continuing on after his reembodiment....humor..chapter 3 up

CH 19 NEW! Shrek finds his swamp filled with dead people, and finds himself on a quest to Mordor with the Fellowship, in a bargain to get it back.

When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.

How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!

What if Elves had St. Patrick's Day? What if they were considerably unintelligent Mirkwood Elves? And what if Legolas dragged Gimli (literally) into it? Oh, the insanity... [COMPLETE]

One night, Glorfindel finds a monster in Elrond's room. He, Erestor, and Lindir try to find out what it is and more importantly, what it's done to the Lord and Lady. Not as epic as it sounds. [Oneshot: COMPLETE]

When Legolas is warned to kill Elladan and Elrohir, will he do it? Will he sacrafice himself to save his friends? What will be the consequences of his choice?

COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t

The result of one man's imagination becomes another's reality with the death of a loved one. The roles of fantasy and reality have been reversed, creating both confusion and adventure in their wake. Discontinued as of June 06

Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, hides away his unwanted wife and children in a human village north of Lorien.

Galadriel and Celebrian visit Imladris sometime in the second age. Elrond and Celebrian meet for the first time.Main Characters: Galadriel, Celebrian, Celeborn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Gil-Galad, Haldir, little Erestor NEW: Three's a crowd?

Mary-Sue thinks that Glorfindel is Legolas, and nothing that he can say will change that. Watch as the denizens of Imladris torment the seneschal into more Balrog-slaying fits while they fight the woes of Mary-Sue and other evils.

What happens in Mandos after the fall of Gondolin? Humor and chaos ensues! Based on two cartoonssee the story for the links and credits.

Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...

Shunned by his elfen and human peers alike, Estel hopes to find a friend in Legolas, but their friendship is quickly put to the test when they fall into enemy hands...ON HIATUS

Home sweet home, sighed Nicole sadly. It used to be there but I guess now it's here. A girl gets into M.E. and it has to become her new home. Fitting in isn't as easy as she thought it would be. UPDATE: Nov. 4th, 2007. Chpt. 1 edited, reposted.

Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!

Glorfindel and Erestor have a conversation (war) about the wearability of Erestor's robes. Complete!

Dear Diary, Let me get this straight once and for all. I am not Arwen. I may look like her, sound like her, but please kill me before I start to act like her. My name is Sardwen and Arwen is my identical twin sister COMPLETE

Some say the future is set while others do not believe in fate. Can Elrond’s foresight prevent the demise of Imladris and all those he holds dear or will he dismiss the images as nothing but dreams? Cast: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, the Twins, Legolas.

What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE

Just how much trouble can four young elflings get into at the Last Homely House?

When the twins fight too much, Elrond and Celebrian decide to separate them for a few months…How will Elladan and Elrohir find life without each other? Part Twelve.

Something different... Haldir, Legolas, Elrohir, and Elladan are the H4, a group of boys that are rich, powerful, handsome, but unbelievable arrogant. What will happen when one girl decides to challenge their power? CHAPTER 15 is uploaded!

Estel adopts a most peculiar pet, and both chaos and heartbreak ensue.

Movie-verse, post-RotK. A good-will gift from Harad arrives for Aragorn, and he, Faramir, and Eomer spend the better part of a summer afternoon trying to figure out how to open a coconut. Complete.

Elrond worries Maglor while Elros drives Maedhros mad.

Just before Aragorn should travel back to Rivendell, a Mirkwood patrol is attacked and Legolas captured. When Aragorn finally finds him and his captors, both come to realise that a dark force is stirring in Rhûn that might destroy all they hold dear.

Reconciled with Elrond, Thranduil sends his elfling to enjoy childhood in a mischief-filled Imladris. Takes place after The Strength of One Green Leaf, but can standalone.

The ongoing tales of Haldir, Orophin, Rumil, Legolas, Arwen, Elladan and Elrohir as children. Written for my son so some canon has been suspended or twisted.

-FLAME OF ANOR Winner- Thranduil asks Gandalf to make Legolas the happy child he was before his mother's death. But fighting for life and faced with demons of his own, the king must rely on the strength of his Greenleaf to come out of this battle alive.

Glorfindel: Elf reborn and elf plauged. Ren: Young human, not really old enough. What with Silmarilli reappearing after an Age and one Oath of Feanor reawakened, how will Arda cope? Even the Valar don't know. Huge AU, humour, no romance, has plot.

Erestor has a diary, and Glorfindel features prominently in it, usually not in a very flattering light.

I do NOT want to be in Middle Earth, and especially not with that PREP. However, in Middle Earth I am, and it's all the fault of glitter nail polish. Accursed stuff. NOT your ordinary Mary Sue, if indeed a Mary Sue at all.

Concluded! Legolas was always at odds with his home kingdom.Though it’s King by birthright, he fled it, building a colony in Ithilien. Just when all seems well at last, great dangers in Mirkwood call for the return of this King home.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Just a short story about a morning in the newly-founded Imladris. Elrond reacts to stress with his stomach, and Glorfindel is worried.

Concluded! Estel is lost during a tour with the Rangers and Legolas later finds him, without his memories & happily relieved of all his noble burdens, making the elf hesitate to bring him back to who he was.

Yet another (mighty) stretch from Master Tolkien's work - a challenge for both reader and writer. Elves: immortal, powerful, rich, bitter, secluded, secret. And living amongst us today.

A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death by the 'Sued characters.

Tolkien says that many are the songs that are sung about Glorfindel. How does he feel about this? Mithril Award semifinalist.

Hehe! Fellowship-torture! This girl seriously HATES lotr! OMG!! how can she!? And she will do anything just to make thier lives a living hell when she ends up there! The funny adventures of a frustrated teen! NO Mary-Sues!!! And NO romance! Promise!

Both his son's are now full grown, but there was a time when they were no more than young, innocent elflings who would fight to sit in their Ada's lap, or to hear their Amme tell them a song... The summer where the twins began to grow up is a special time

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Elrond and his household are visiting Mirkwood. Dark shadows lurk under the froest canopy and Legolas, his brothers, and Elronds twins can't stay out of danger. Tragedy, blood and angst and a snippit of romance. BEING REVAMPED!

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

I know, it's been done before. But never like this. Krystal just wanted a walk in the woods to clear her mind, when she finds herself in the midst of a dark forest. Strangers in the shadow may be her only hope, but can she trust them?

Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06

(Chapter Four) Aragorn has captured Gollum and is on the way to deliver him to the Mirwood Elves but as he travels, he neglects his health. Will the ranger manage to finish his job or will his job finish him?

All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.

Seq to Triumvirate- Frank Miller become involved in an archaelogical project called Maedhros & inadvertently stumbles into a strange new world. As Frank uncovers the secret behind Maedhros, his existence is revealed to enemies he cannot fathom. COMPLETE.

Some stories about Elladan and Elrohir's childhood in Rivendell, in specific one summer when they were nine years old. Main characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Celebrian, Glorfindel, Erestor, Celeborn, Galadriel, Mithrandir. Complete!

Estel asks where babies come from. Response to Silver Foxes challenge.

Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.

Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir and Estel take an innocent trip in the woods. Involves an elf, a waterfall, and a plant with some very interesting effects…

Elrond and Elros' not inconsiderably unstable childhood. UPDATED; sorry for the wait and please note the rating change. Elrond makes a bad move.

Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)

Elrond is having to come to terms with becoming a father and Erestor and Glorfindel are not helping

Between thieving squirrels, mudpuddles, and overhelpful elf lords, little elfling Legolas and big elf Glorfindel are having a very upsetting day.

I reveal to you....the Valar in their ungodly moments! Rating may change later.

COMPLETE - The one who made it. The one who unmade it and the one who was unmade because of it. With these prophetic words, Aaron discovers that darkness did not die with Malcolm and his plans for global chaos is still alive. Sequel to The Patient.

Boromir gets hit on the head and starts acting a little...odd

Complete - When Dr Aaron Stone is asked to conduct a psychiatric examination of a patient with severe schizophrenia, he becomes the key to unlocking a mystery that alters everything he knows of the world and his own past. (Gandalf/Legolas/Aragorn fic)

Silmarillion-based. What if little Feanor had attended Nursery School?

Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]

A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

Arwen has pledged her immortality to Aragorn- but they've been wed for a while, and she's discovering that mortality stinks!! PG for absolutely NO reason at all. I was sick of all the A/L slash, Aragorn belongs to ARWEN, and NO ONE ELSE!

If I summarized it, I'd give the story away! Argh! Main character is young Legolas! *g* My first non-humor LotRFic. FINISHED! Please R/R.

This is a complete work addressing the nature of perfection and the usage of mind control set in an AU. Legolas is captured and brought to Barad-Dur. Try it. Let me know what you think.