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Joined 10-14-09, id: 2114575, Profile Updated: 11-23-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I am a 24 year old layabout with nothing better to do with her life than annoy her loving parents.

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Harry Potter and the Forced Hero: Rewrite by BurntOutDev reviews
Harry Potter was abandoned at a early age, but was found and given to a local street gang, how will Dumbledore and co. react to a fully independant Potter, uncooperative Potter, a drug taking, hard rock playing, Muggle Minded Potter? Rewrite of the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,503 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5893 - Favs: 7,101 - Follows: 8,690 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Third Life by Valzen reviews
Some think being undead provides the chance of a second life. The Cullens believe it is only a poor imitation of living. This was becoming Hermione’s third life, and it seemed that she would live in a new world every time her own falls to pieces.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,528 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Hermione G.
Gotta Be Somebody by Echoed Memory reviews
-Twilight/HP Crossover- War weary and armed with a new alias, Harry disappeared from Britain. Which, of course, ended spectacularly when he met the locals... HP/JH Friendship only, Terminal Hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,924 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P., Jasper
Undateable by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione knew better than to form a crush on any of the boys in Gryffindor house. They were all so undateable! If only there were something she could do about it... something other than fall for George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Clock on the Face of Hell by IdSayWhyNot reviews
Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,514 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
Savin' Me by a.antionette reviews
Hermione moves to Forks to deal with her PTSD after the war, where Emmett Cullen and Bella Swan slowly help her life return to normal. But she soon finds that things in Forks aren't so muggle and mysterious new neighbors start to stir up trouble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,740 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Hermione G., Emmett
Magical Joys by JenkinsDLP reviews
I remember it was just before the portkey ride that the drugs started to kick in. Soon enough, the notably large and determinedly unhealthy amount of chemicals in our body took hold. We were lost." The first of a two-part series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P.
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What Happens in Vegas reviews
...Stays in Vegas. Oh, If only that were true. When straight-laced Hermione wakes up married to George Weasley-- the overgrown man-child-- her perfect life is turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., George W.
Harry Potter and the Purple Haze reviews
Something a little differant. You've read a Badass Harry Potter gets drunk and smokes pot? Right? Well, you've not read one quite like this. Written in second person; you are Harry Potter, and you have no idea what is going on. This is your fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Harry P.
Ravaged reviews
Bella is frustrated doing homework oneday when Rosalie pops in to lend a helping hand... Femslash. Threesome. My first Smut fic. WARNING, Graphic Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
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