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Joined 10-09-09, id: 2109910, Profile Updated: 03-25-11
Author has written 3 stories for Inheritance Cycle.

I live in Indiana. My favorite sport is wrestling. I am not into pro wrestling. I just like wrestling on the school team. I also like to ride my dirt bike and shoot my BB guns. My favorite movie is Blade Trinity. I really like the blade series. My favorite video game is Call Of Duty: World At War. I like any war game. If you ask most of the people I know about me, they will say that I'm crazy. I think It's because every morning I scream JELLY DONUTS!! I don't focus on being "popular". I just act like myself. You couldn't tell the difference from me at school and me at home.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.

You are a 90's kid if...

-You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
-You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
-You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
-You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
-You remember reading "Goosebumps"
-You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
-When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
-When kick ball was a daily activity.
-When we used to obey our parents
-You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
-You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
-You remember The Original Game Boy.
-You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
-You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
-You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
-You remember those Where's Waldo books.
-You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
-You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
-You remember Ring Pops.
-You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
-You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
-Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
-You played and/or collected "Pogs"
-You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
-One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
-Windows 95 was the best.
-You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
-All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
-You collected those Beanie Babies.
-Carebears
-Lambchop's song never ended.
-Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
-Everyone watched the WB.
-You even know what an original Walkman is.
-You know the Macarena by heart.
-"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
-You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. (I still do!)
-You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
-You remember the time Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . .
-You remember when light up sneakers were cool.
-You remember when you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
-You remember when gas was 0.95 a gallon.
-You remember when we recorded stuff on VCRs.
-You had slap bracelets!
-You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back...Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
...Post this in your bulletin (profile) if you remember these days . . . .

The stories on here are not mine. They were my friend's before he moved and gave me his profile. I have no idea where he is or how to contact him. So, reviewing the stories on here are like trying to talk to a ghost. Don't waste my time by reviewing the stories please. I know they are bad.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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The Disappointing Journey by Rose Dragonfly reviews
Well, I got stuck in Alagaesia,& I thought it would be fun & all, but it's kinda hard to keep your mouth shut when you've read all three of the Inheritance books. Will I be able to keep quiet, or will the whole story go wrong? Beware of Spoilers! Book 2: Paolini has written his fourth book... what will now change in the Alagaesia that I helped mold?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,247 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Brom, Eragon S.
A New Age by justtestingmyboundaries reviews
Book 4, starting from the end of the Brisingr with a focus on ExA, rated mature for later chapters, there will be warning before the chapter with mature themes, and right before the actual scene as well.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 297,588 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Er0gon'z C0m3dy z0n3 by wewtz reviews
the 1st show of the Er0gon'z C0m3dy z0n3
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Eragon S.
JG's Quest Ch1 by wewtz reviews
after galdatoris bein defeated and cam dying they have to find a new camera maker so it is j.g's mission
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009
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Eragon and the camera 2 reviews
Three years after Galbatorix was killed, a strange man steals Eragon's tazer and tazers a toad. Now, Eragon, Cam, and the team must stop all the strange things that happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Eragon S. - Complete
Origin Machine reviews
Cam builds a new machine that can show the origins of almost anything. He and Eragon have a few laughs using it.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Eragon S.
Eragon and the camera reviews
Eragon finds a magic camera in the woods. The camrea allows him to talk to someone in the future. Can this new friend help him defeat Galbatorix? First fanfic
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Eragon S. - Complete
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