Hey! I'm PhoenixFlames587!

Favorite Book Series: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Uglies, Delerium, Beautiful Creatures, the Hunger Games, Unwanteds

Favorite Movies: Anything Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, Journey 2 the Mysterious Island

Favorite Sports: track and soccer

Religion: Christian

Hobbies: writing, reading, singing, and running

Quotes:

If the number 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still number 2?

The next time someone says, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me," HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!!!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I might be a genius, but I'm not that stupid.

A penny saved is a government overlook.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Whoever said nothing is impossible...

Has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Never tried eating a liquid.

Never tried to fly a helicopter upside down.

Never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.

Never tried lining up a group of people alphabetically according to height.

More Quotes:

Join the dark side. We have COOKIES!!!

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for sky diving.

I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.

I didn't trip, I was just randomly testing gravity.

I'm smiling because I'm you're sister. I'm laughing because you can't do anything about it.

If Plan A doesn't work, stay cool. The alphabet has 25 more letters.

Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion... what a bunch of idiots. I downloaded it for free.

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, wait longer!

Well, if I called the wrong number, then why did you pick up the phone?

I've got a problem for your solution.