I'm Leafheart, the medicine cat. I know most of the herbs and I love the Warrior Cats series. Also, I love Greek Mythology :D. I hope you guys enjoy my stories. :D

Fav Colour- Blue

Fav Number- 2 :D

Fav Book- Warriors, Firelight, many others I can't remember xD

Fav Movie- None really xD

My Personality- Talkish Backish to boys,quiet around strangers,shy, loud around friends, laughy xD, smartish xD

Fav Animal- cat, dog, birds/parrots

Fav Songs-Rolling in the Deep, People Who make me sorrow(korean song), Someone Like you, Hurt, Stronger, Behind These Hazel Eyes, Byul(also korean xD) Beauty and the Beat Kurt Schiender version xD, Sk8ter Boi, Jar Of Harts, Break Even, I believe I can Fly, Ave Maria(korean xD), Its Raining Men, Phantom of Opera theme xD, etc.

Fav Artists- Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character). Leaffur (LeafpoolxAshfur)

What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up). Leaf(Leafpool, realy can't mix the name xD)

What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan) Cloudpool(SkyxRiver)

Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of) Post-It (xD)

The name the website gave you: Blossomstripe

What would be your warrior name? Leafheart

What would be your kits' name? Ashkit(Ashheart), Mintkit(Mintfur), Honeykit(Honeyleaf)

What clan would you be in? ThunderClan or Riverclan

Bold the ones that fit YOU!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Chubby, so I must eat EVERYTHING in sight.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) Medications, so I MUST be a med head.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GIRL, So I MUST be a stuck-up whore.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. (White/Japanese)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

3/10...lol

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

5/10, really?! O_O

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

1/10... duh

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

10/10... lol i expected something like this but not 100% xD

Quick, name your twelve favorite cats in random order!

1. Leafpool

2. Lionblaze

3. Hollyleaf

4. Crowfeather

5. Rosepetal

6. Tigerheart

7. Squirrelflight

8. Bramblestar

9. Foxleap

10. Jayfeather

11. Icecloud

12. Cinderheart

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Tigerheart and Icecloud? Nope and don't want to, they dont match .

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Crowfeather...I'll say he's pretty hot since he got three she-cats chasing after him.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Cinderheart gets Bramblestar pregnant? Toms don't get pregnant...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope, I read some but dont remember the titles of fanfics about Foxleap though.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Lionblaze and Tigerheart?! You freakin' kidding me?!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Rosepetal/Foxleap or Rosepetal/Cinderheart: DUH ROSEPETAL AND FOXLEAP WHO CARES IF THEY'RE KIN, but Rosepetal and Cinderheart? *shivers*

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve mating?

Squirrelflight walked in on Lionblaze and Cinderheart mating? Squirrelflight would sneak off and run through camp saying "CINDERHEART IS MATING WITH LIONBLAZE!!!" loud enough for Heathertail from Windclan to hear so she began crying.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Hollyleaf and Jayfeather: When Hollyleaf came back from the "dead" the clan was overjoyed. However, she learned her littermates and the third cat of the three, Dovewing, were now talking about what they learned about the prophecy and wouldn't tell her! Even though she knew part of the prophecy! Lionblaze sympathized and wanted to tell her but Jayfeather didn't want to and didn't seem to care at all. Or thats what it seem...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Leafpool and Bramblestar, Yep theres a lot.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Squirrelflight and Cinderheart: One was rejected by her love, One rejected her love.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

I don't knowwwwww

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bramblestar: Hurt by Christina Aguilera (He didn't care bout her after her lies, but later regrets it)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Leafpool/Tigerheart/Cinderheart- T, Warning:Random and absolutely nonsense.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Um...never xD

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Leafpool and Squirrelflight(O_O) are in a happy relationship until Foxleap runs off with Crowfeather(more weirdness O_O). Leafpool, brokenhearted,(actually, this part makes sense O_O) has a hot one-night stand with Icecloud(O_O) and a brief unhappy affair with Cinderheart, (O_O)then follows the wise advice of Rosepetal and finds true love with Hollyleaf. O_O...WHY ALL SAME GENDER COUPLES?!?

Pick 12 of your fav warrior cat characters

1. Leafpool

2. Cinderheart

3. Hollyleaf

4. Squirrelflight

5. Crowfeather

6. Tigerheart

7. Rosepetal

8. Foxleap

9. Icecloud

10. Jayfeather

11. Lionblaze

12. Bramblestar

What do you think of the name 2's beginning and 5's ending?

Cinderfeather? Eh its okay.

What do you think the genre of a book would be with 3's ending and 4's ending?

Leafflight...Comfort, Romance, Hurt. :P

What would a cat named 5's beginning and 1's ending look like?

Crowpool- Black she-cat with deep pools of blue in her eyes.

Write a prophecy about how (1's beginning and 4's ending) and (4's beginning and 3's beginning) will save their clan.

Leafflight(same as #2 question except a different cat O_O) and Squirrelholly, The squirrel near the holly bush and the leaf in flight will save their clan :D

What can you tell about 5's beginning and 3's beginning just from their name?

Crowholly: A she-cat thats snappish to foreigners and other clans but really sweet to her clan.

Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Crowfeather and Hollyleaf?! They already have a relationship! A daughter, father relationship!

If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Icecloud was looking for a mate, would they choose Tigerheart or Squirrelflight? Probable Tigerheart, because last time I chatted with the Erins, Icecloud wasn't into she-cats xP

Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7

Leafpool and Jayfeather fighting over Rosepetal...Nope Leafy like Crow and Jay is a med cat AND likes Half Moon xD

Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Cinderheart and Foxleap? Cinderheart already rejected her true love Lionblaze because of the prophecy and Foxleap cant become mates with his kin! Can these two find love within eachother?

What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Rosepetal walks in on Crowfeather and Jayfeather making out? She'd scream and run to Leafpool saying "YOUR MATE AND YOUR KIT ARE MAKING OUT" making Leafpool cry about losing her kit and her mate.

Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Squirrelflight, would she rather make out with Foxleap, her apprentice btw, or slap Hollyleaf, her "kit" Squirrely wouldn't want to make things worse between her and Holly so making out with Foxleap is fine xD

What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Tigerheart and Foxleap...O_O. Flamekit: Dark brown tabby tom with a broad frame and blue eyes and russet tips on his ears, Russetkit: brownish redish tabby she-kit with blue eyes.

What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Squirrelflight would use this pickup line on Rosepetal...Hey Rosepetal, is that FOxleap making out with Ivypool? Come here, don't worry, I'll take of you, and rip that Foxleap apart! But seriously? Gross! O_O

If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Hollyleaf and Tigerheart in a fight and Foxleap would side with? Hollyleaf beacuse of her knowledge of cave training and because she's his clanmate.

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

Tigerheart and Lionblaze...Nope but I bet there are some out there!

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Squirrelflight? I guess so but im female too so its hard xD. But two toms like her so I guess.

What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Bramblestar and Foxleap? Never going to happen but Squirrelflight and Rosepetal would cry together and become BFFs and go against Bramble and Fox xD.

Do you recall any fics about 9?

Nope read some but nope!

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Cinderheart and Tigerheart? Not really but eh they could work.

5/9 or 5/10?

Crowfeather and Icecloud or Crowfeather and Jayfeather? Crowfeather and Icecloud duh but for real? None of those work :P

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Rosepetal walks in on Cinderheart and Foxleap kissing? Rosepetal would scream "HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME FOXLEAP!" and run and cries while Foxleap looks guiltily at Cinderheart who is glaring at him.

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Hollyleaf/Jayfeather(O_O i already made one on question #8 above ill copy n paste xD): When Hollyleaf came back from the "dead" the clan was overjoyed. However, she learned her littermates and the third cat of the three, Dovewing, were now talking about what they learned about the prophecy and wouldn't tell her! Even though she knew part of the prophecy! Lionblaze sympathized and wanted to tell her but Jayfeather didn't want to and didn't seem to care at all. Or thats what it seem...

Is there any thing as 1/8 fluff?

Leafpool/Foxleap? NO NO NO AND NO :D

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Rosepetal/ Bramblstar: Losing your love to another

What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Jayfeather: OHHH YES BABY ;D

If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Foxleap:(hard one T_T) Love Story by Taylor Swift because He loves Rosepetal though he can't since they're kin.

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Leafpool/Tigerheart/Bramblestar: T... contains hyperness, randomness

What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2

Jayfeather to Cinderheart? Wellll...Remember how I helped you grow stronger by making you swim? he says purring Lets spend more time together like that time... lol xD

1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 2. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Leafpool and Foxleap are in a happy relationship (O_O) until Crowfeather runs off with Icecloud(O_O). After Foxleap dumps Leafpool for Bramblestar(O_O), Tigerheart gets upset and retaliates by dating Cinderheart(O_O). Alone and brokenhearted, Leafpool travels in search of a friend. Finally, Leafpool meets Squirrelflight and Rosepetal. The three loners meet Jayfeather, who tells each of them to look for love.(Lol Jayfeather, the matchmaker xD) Squirrelflight finds Hollyleaf (O_O)and Rosepetal gets Lionblaze(O_O), but now Leafpool is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Tigerheart and Cinderheart(O_O)...well that was...interesting.

What would be a good title for this?

Finding love and ditching them.

What would the genre(s) be?

Humour/Parody/Romance

The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo I love Leafpool but only as friendsssssssssss

Quick! Right down 12 of your favorite cats in the warriors series!

1) Lionblaze

2) Icecloud

3) Cinderheart

4) Leafpool

5) Rosepetal

6) Foxleap

7) Squirreflight

8) Bramblestar

9) Crowfeather

10) Tigerheart

11) Jayfeather

12) Hollyleaf

2) What would you think about a name with 1’s beginning and 4’s ending?

Lionpool. A lion looking cat thats sweet and calm :P.

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2’s first name and 3’s last name?

Iceheart. Eh, not the best, not the worst. Maybe.

4) Would you make fun of a cat names (5’s first name & 2’s last name)?

Rosecloud? Nah, its actually quite pretty. :3

5) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1’s first name & 5’s last name) as the main character?

Lionpetal...lol romance?

6) What would you name a story with (2's last name &1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Cloudblaze and Cinderrose: The Blazing Rose. :D

7) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Blazecinder xD: The cinders from the blazing fire will rise and save the clan. :D

8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Poolcloud: A light gray tabby with white paws and a white chest and tail tip. ;)

9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Cinderlion. I can't tell if its a tom or a she-cat...

10) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Rosepetal and Cinderheart? O_O I always get the weird pairings. xD. Nope since Lionblaze and Foxleap will be pissed.

11) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Who would Crowfeather choose for a mate, Foxleap or Leafpool? Funny how these things work...Foxleap is a TOM for one so duh Leafpool. Anyways they're already in love so its like a match made in heaven. xD

12) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Lionblaze and Tigerheart fighting over Squirrelflight? No because THEY'RE BOTH A GENERATION YOUNG AND THAT'S WEIRD O_O

13) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Icecloud and Bramblestar? O_O kay then...:Icecloud is brokenhearted by Lionblaze, Bramblestar lost Squirrelflight, Bramblestar and Icecloud go on patrol and fights side by side against another clan and falls in love? Yeaa..not going to happen.

14) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Squirrelflight walks on Rosepetal and Tigerheart making out? She'll probably scream and Dovewing and Foxleap finds out and plot evil against their ex crushes.

15) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Leafpool make out with Bramblestar or slap Cinderheart? Probably slap Cinderheart since she doesn't wanna piss her sister off. :P

16) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?

Lionblaze and Icecloud? Yea, TONS. :D

17) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Foxleap and Bramblestar??? Not even possible but probably will look like a ginger tabby with white chest and green eyes.

18) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Leafpool would use what pickup line on Squirrelflight?!?! They're freakin' sisters!

Squirrelflight:(sobbing)

Leafpool: Sis? Oh did that stupid Brambleclaw fight with you again? Don't worry sister, Ill always love you.

Me: Yeaa...I don't think so.

19) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Cinderheart and Foxleap in a fight? Bramblestar would probably side with Cinderheart, she's wiser and knew all the medicine stuff. :D

20) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

Foxleap and Jayfeather?! Are you freakin' kidding me? Nuh uh, that just is DISGUSTING.

21) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Leafpool? I think she's TOTALLY pretty for a girl but hot? Nuh uh, search up her sister for hot. Anyways, I'm a girl.

22) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Bramblestar and Hollyleaf? Everyone in the clan will die from shock and I will scream at them: "YOU FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" :)

23) Do you recall any fics about 9?

Crowfeather? Yep, many with Feathertail, Nightcloud, and Leafpool. Oh Great Starclan, how MANY MORE she-cats? 0_0

24) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Icecloud and Foxleap? Nope because they're LITTERMATES.

25) 5/9 or 5/10?

Rosepetal/Crowfeather or Rosepetal/Tigerheart? Umm I guess Tigerheart because Crowfeather doesn't need more she-cats padding after him. O_O

26) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Squirrelflight walks in Icecloud and Bramblestar kissing? She would scream and cry, "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" and run away for goo. :'( sad, I know. :P

27) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Cinderheart and Tigerheart. (O_O)

They had the same last part of the name. "Heart" They both were named after another cat. Cinderpelt and Tigerstar. They both lost a littermate. Molepaw and Flametail. Had Starclan given a sign that they are the same and that they belong together, regardless their clans?

28) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?

Lionblaze/Bramblestar?! One word, NO.

29) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Squirrelflight and Hollyleaf: How Our Family was Scarred.

30) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Tigerheart: "DOVEWING" xD

31) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Bramblestar: Lies

32) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Lionblaze/Foxleap/Hollyleaf

WARNING: VERY RANDOM, MILD HOLLYxFOX

33) What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Tigerheart on Icecloud.

Tigerheart: Ooh your pretty xD

34) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Lionblaze and Bramblestar are in a happy relationship (I thought we talked about this…) until Rosepetal runs off with Crowfeather. After Bramblestar dumps Lionblaze for Hollyleaf(O_O), Foxleap retaliates by dating Hollyleaf(O_O). Alone and broken-hearted, Lionblaze travels in search of a friend. Finally, Lionblaze meets Leafpool and Squirrelflight(O_o). The three loners meet Tigerheart, who tells each of them to look for love. Leafpool finds Cinderheart(O_O), Squirrelflight gets Jayfeather(O_O), but now Lionblaze is in a never-ending love triangle with Foxleap and Icecloud!(O_O)

Well that was...weird.

35) What would be a good title for this?

Kin after Kin.

36) What would the genre(s) be?

Humor/ Romance xD

37) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

Lionblaze? Nah, I'll kick him out and go to the date by myself. (Its not that I don't like Lionblaze, its that I don't like him xD. Does that make sense?)

Girl Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name

Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman

Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me

Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine?

Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead by now.

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