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Hello!!!!!!!! Welcome to my profile!!!!!! Read on if you please:

Name: Vannessa O.

Age: 17

Race: African American

Born in: Los Angelos, California

Live in: same place as born in

Favorite TV shows: Glee, Pretty Little liars, Switched at Birth, SpongeBob Squarepants, George Lopez, Everybody Hates Chris

Favorite Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture show, Glee: The Concert Movie, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The world, Takers, 30 minutes or less, The Amazing Spiderman, The Lion King, Cinderella, Alladin

Glee:


Favorite Glee characters:

1. Kurt Hummel

2. Santana Lopez

3. Blaine Anderson

4. Artie Abrams

5.Noah Puckerman

6. Mercedes Jones

Least Favorite Glee Characters:

Rachel Berry

Brody Weston

Sebastian Smythe

Jessie St. James

Glee Character I used to like but not so much anymore: Tina Cohen Chang

Glee Character (s) I am most like: Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Mercedes Jones, Artie Abrams

Glee character I used to hate but now love: Quinn Fabray

Glee character everyone loves that I hate: Rachel Berry

Glee character I have no real problem with: Mike Chang, Adam Crawford

Glee Boys that are hot:

1. Kurt Hummel (Admit it!!!!!)

2. Blaine Anderson (In A dorky sort of way)

3. Sam Evans (YES!!!)

4. Ryder Lynn (YES X2)

5. Jake Puckerman (YES YES YES!!!!)

6. Mike Chang (NO ONE SHALL DENY IT!!!!!)

7. Hunter Clarington (CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!!)

Couples I ship:

Klaine

Niff

Sebtana (You know they had sexual tension, don't deny it)

Brittana

Bram

Chang Squared

Mercedes and Sam (Whateva there ship name is)

Nichel (Nick and Rachel)

Quiff (Quinn and Jeff)

Faberry

Quick

Wemma

Finncedes (Please don't judge me)

Betty and Artie

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
Just in case you were wondering: this is a parody of the supposed "reasons" people use to say gay marriage should be banned. I in no way support the banning of gay marriage.

People Random:
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head. Pass it on...
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."
my imaginary friend doesn't like you either
i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends
Smile. It confuses people.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Being normal is overrated.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

If you ship Klaine post this to your profile.
If you think Blaine should have gotten with Kurt during "Silly Love Songs" post this to your profile.
If you think Mr. Schuester should give more solos to Kurt and Blaine rather than Rachel and Finn post this to your profile.
If you ship Britanna post this to your profile.
If you think Sebastian Smythe should be slushied for slushying Blaine in "Michael".

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Love is love no matter what gender, bitches)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and beconceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling btch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (want to talk a spin?)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (with my best GIRL friend sure, Idiot's)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Government sucks!)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room to get something, and then forgot what you went in there to get, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate labels/stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile.

80 percent of teens have switched to rap. If you are part of the 20 percent that rocks out every day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really hate it when you're doing something, and then get so close to finishing, and then fail, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every two months.

Shut up, voices, or I'll poke you with a fork.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: will help me up when I fall down.

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: will comfort you when he rejects you.

Best Friend: will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friend: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

Best Friend:will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friend:helps you find your prince.

Best Friend:kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!
... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:
Cry with you and just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS:
Keep your shit so long then loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one, copy and paste!

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Another Hundred Warblers by IWillNeverShutUpAgain reviews
100 Niff/Warbler drabbles/oneshots/songfics; most of the early ones focus on Nick and Jeff, others follow the remaining Warblers, including Kurt, Blaine, Trent, Wes, David, Thad, Sebastian, Hunter and a lot of ones I made up. Rated T for profanity, innuendo and infrequent (and largely non-explicit) sexual occasions.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Nick, Jeff] Dalton Academy Warblers
let me love you by Gleeshipklaine1 reviews
when Nick finds out he gets Jeff Sterling for a roommate he realizes that hes starting to fall for him. but how will he tell his boyfriend Robert? NIFF with bits of klaine! Summary is terrible. Just give it a shot :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Jeff, Nick
Over the Ocean by SamanthaBlackinGryffindor reviews
When Jeff went to pick up the Portuguese exchange student with the weird name by the airport he never expected to connect with him this well. Collaboration story with: Theonewiththelongbrownhair
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,498 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Jeff, Nick
A Collection Of Klaine by The Other reviews
Klaine Oneshots - Mostly fluffy and warm and fuzzy! And then there's some that just aren't.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 374 - Words: 394,557 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Word of Mouth by LaurenEP18 reviews
A culmination of years of bullying and a traumatizing experience led Kurt to stop talking. His whiteboard is his only form of communication when his father sends him to Dalton. Kurt's world will be turned around when he's roomed with Blaine Anderson, Dalton's bad boy. Can Blaine get through to Kurt? Will Kurt ever speak again? Klaine, mute!Kurt, badboy!Blaine. warning sex, violence
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,014 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tiny Dancer by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot reviews
anon prompted: klaine at their little girl's first ballet show and shes only 3 and looks so small and cute on stage and they are both so emotional because their baby is up on stage and doing so well and in the middle of the performance she stops to look for her daddies just to wave at them and say hi and its tHE CUTEST THING EVER
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] OC - Complete
Odds and Ends by Stardust585 reviews
Now that Kurt and Finn are brothers, they have certain new duties – like driving each other insane while having great fun together. Or the other way round. A series of Furt vignettes to fill in the gaps in their relationship. FINAL CHAPTER UP
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 229,996 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Never Let Me Go by x.keepingthemoon.x reviews
In the year 1912, all Jeff wants is another life. All Nick wants is someone to love. Niff!Titanic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 69,479 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Nick, Jeff
The Prince and His Servant by lyokodreamer reviews
When Prince Blaine and his fiance - Prince Sebastian of Dalton - visit the town of Hallis, in the land of Tresh, he meets a certain boy that becomes his servant. And love might be involved. SeBlaine at first, later Klaine Mpreg later on. Don't own anything.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 35,677 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Dares and Demons by clockworksalsa reviews
Kurt is constantly bullied by jocks Puck and Finn. Finally some good comes out of their cruel jokes when he meets Blaine Anderson, the mysterious boy who lives in the Hillhouse Mansion. But is he all he appears to be? Kurt's life is about to be turned upside down as he unwittingly becomes involved in a world that was never meant to see the light.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,947 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Like You by iamsecretlyinlove reviews
Blaine's a new kid in Ms. Peters' kindergarten class who's attracted to the quiet kid in the corner. All he wanted to do was spark up a friendship. - COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
More Than What You Can See by FunnyyHuman reviews
So this is like badboy!Nick and Blaine with awesome!Jeff and Kurt. Lol. I'm gonna stop talk now. It will mostly be Niff but some Kum too, and slightly Klanie.. I think.. It feels like I suck on summary so just read it. Hehe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Jeff, Nick
Bits by Aeria reviews
After Blaine catches Sam and Tina making out during their Senior Lockin he needs something from Kurt to make it all better. Utter silliness I assure you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tumbled by Keitorin Asthore reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #291: "Insomnia"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 291 - Words: 287,553 - Reviews: 8374 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H., Burt H., Blaine A.
Lovestruck by VixenQuin reviews
Kurt visits Rachel's house for the first time and meets her twin brother. Her very attractive, gay, twin brother. Suddenly, he is all that is on his mind. And it's mutual. Klaine/Anderberry siblings AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,961 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Rachel B., Mercedes J.
We Need To Talk by darrenchris6 reviews
A series of awkward moments between Burt and our favorite boys. Fluff, hilarity, and awkwardness ensues. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 89,629 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Falling in Love is Easy by notimetowaste reviews
Just one date wasn't enough for Rachel and Nick. Maybe they both needed to fall in love. Continuation from Blind Date.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Nick, Rachel B.
It's All On Facebook by JustCallMeObsessed reviews
The story of Glee through conversation on Facebook. between all of New Directions and The Warblers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,409 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Million Proposals by karatekid1018 reviews
A collection of one shots all about Klaine marriage! Read on and you shall find sappy proposals, angsty proposals, downright silly proposals, telling people they're getting married, and actual marriages! Some are or aren't related, but who cares! FLUFF!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 83,222 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Something About The Way You Move by Corey Thomas reviews
Jeff feels invisible, he has his friends and he has glee club but he feels like he's missing out on really living by staying in and doing next week's homework. A new transfer shows up and shakes up Jeff's world. badboy!Nick and nerdy!Jeff
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,068 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Nick, Jeff
Undressed, Undressed In Your Evening Best by rayychel infinity reviews
Kurt is invited to an Anderson family wedding, and both he and Blaine decide that the night is just a little too dull.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Act Your Age, Not Your Shoe Size by SaturatedSilhouette reviews
And now let me spin you a tale of two boys, who do all these weird things, like make lots of noise. Let's hope Dalton admins don't catch a whiff, or else we may not have such a fine ship as Niff...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jeff, Nick
Smooth Criminal by GleeSamQuinnForever reviews
Santana and Sebastian Go Head To Head In a Song, But When Sebastian Surprises Santana After, How Will She React? A one-shot - CONTINUED, please read and review xx
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Painted Blind by padfoot's prose reviews
In which Kurt wears painted-on-tight pants, and Blaine sort of wants to cry with how awful he is for not being blind to them. At all.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Conspiratio by NiffAreForever reviews
When Nick met Jeff, he knew that his life would be changed forever, but he could never imagine how much - when the pair offer to help a friend, they become embroiled in a plot to overthrow the Emperor. Roman!Niff AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,175 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Nick, Jeff, Wes, Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
You're Always On My Mind by Haley'sCircus reviews
Santana decides to play matchmaker when Kurt and Blaine both share a mutual attraction for each other. Bad boy Blaine's mushy sickly-sweet thoughts and Good Two Shoes Kurt's dirty mind make things a little more interesting for mind reading Santana along the way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Bodyguard by VisionImpossible reviews
AU. As a world-famous singer, Kurt Hummel becomes the target of a mysterious stalker. But on the other hand, he somehow just can't get his new bodyguard off his mind...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,702 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Silly Texts! by SomewhereOnlyWeKnow315 reviews
Text messages between Kurt and Blaine. Mostly fluff with some angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Glee On Facebook by huntbastians reviews
What happens when the Glee Kids are on facebook? Drama, secrets,and lots of laughs. *ended sorry but request any warbler related prompts!*
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions - Complete
George by padfoot's prose reviews
"You're a smart little boy, aren't you?" Blaine coos, smiling down at the dog, "You with the big, curious eyes and cute, curious ears. You're like our own little Curious George." He bends down, petting the dog and grinning too wide and too happy as it snuffles at his palm. Kurt sighs. He knows exactly how this is going to end.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
There's Nowhere I'd Rather Be by Corey Thomas reviews
Nick and Jeff both have feelings for one another, but have no idea that the other feels that way. While everyone else knows that they are madly in love with each other. A story of their ups and downs as a couple with a side order of Sebofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,701 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Jeff, Nick
Gleebook by KlaineLuneville reviews
A Facebook story, starring the New Directions and Warblers. Filled with drama, comedy, and romance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
One More Night by KlaineRocks2010 reviews
AU- Blaine is the most popular guy at WMHS, he is dating Rachel Berry the most popular girl in school, then there is Kurt who is in love with Blaine but there is one problem, Blaine is straight.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,155 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Redux by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine: 'I Do' reaction fic. Blaine isn't quite done with Kurt after sex in the hotel room. Round Two.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Getting Married Today by IWillNeverShutUpAgain reviews
ONESHOT: At Nick and Jeff's wedding, there'll be secrets revealed, pursuits unveiled, and mishaps remembered. Just my idea on how a Niff wedding would be.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [Jeff, Nick] Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions - Complete
You blush you lose by Gleek1997 reviews
Kurt and Blaine get into a pick-up line competition and they end up withmore than they expected to get out of the Warblers' Summer party. Rated M for suggestiveness but no physical activities! Now a two-shot!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Klaine Drabbles by silverdragon77 reviews
A series of Klaine drabbles. I like taking drabble prompts, so this is just a series of drabbles because I'm tired of posting them in individual stories. Feel free to send me prompts, more info in the first chapter.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 12,242 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I'll make you Fall in Love with Me by StupidBro reviews
When Jeff's dad threw him out of his home, the blond hasn't be able to say those three words. However now he had secret admirer and when he meets him after months love letter sending, it truned out to be a little shock. Can Jeff be able to say those three words again with help of his bestfriend and secret admirer. With side of Wevid and Klaine. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
You Talk I'll Listen by JillyBean1314 reviews
Finally, it's here! The entire Glee club has graduated! See their lives as they keep in touch through Facebook! Just because high school is over doesn't mean there won't be drama, humor, and love in their lives. Surely, they will come to understand the meaning of "High School Never Ends."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - New Directions, Dalton Academy Warblers
An Unexpected Twist by kerrie110 reviews
Nick Duval, a Senator's son, and Jeff Sterling, the local Preacher's son, fall in love. Can they convince their families to be together? An unexpected twist has them brought together even if their families don't approve.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Jeff, Nick
Glee: ND's and Warblers Chatroom by DaltonGirl reviews
Klaine, Neff/Niff, Wevid and soooo much more!:D WARNING: occasional Swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
a storm whereon they ride by wild wolf free17 reviews
Klaine serial killer AU. Blaine's good at being adorable. Kurt's even better at appearing helpless.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 49,046 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shine a Light by Janeiina reviews
Out at a club two strangers share a moment and things develop from there.. Niff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Nick, Jeff
Awkward by simplyKlaine reviews
A silly bunch of Kurt and Blaine in various embarrassing situations! Rating upped! -Due to copious amount of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,810 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Items Not to Get Caught With by PrincessNymphadora reviews
Blaine gives Agents 3 and 6 a special mission...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Jeff, Nick
Help Me With My French? by deactivated-soflylikea36 reviews
Because there isn't enough of this in the FanFiction World: smut!Niff Exams bring an awful lot of stress, but Nick knows how to deal with it, he just needs Jeff's help. Rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Downtown Man by Closed For Business reviews
Nick's from an abusive lower-class family, attending Dalton on a scholarship. Jeff's family is wealthy and happily together. Two different boys from two different worlds, now living together at Dalton. Contains Abuse & Some Swearing
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,605 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Nick, Jeff
One Song, One Moment, One Soul Mate by TeegyBee reviews
Blaine and Kurt meet for the first time! Set before "Never Been Kissed" Fluff, angst, friendship, Future!Klaine! Do you believe in love at first sight? It can happen, without you even knowing. I won't be writing any smut, sorry for those who want to read smut. Oh, and a little Niff fluff along the way too, just to create some dentist appointments
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,555 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Never Say Never by SamanthaBlackinGryffindor reviews
Nick and Jeff hate each other since they first met. Unfortunately for them they share the same room and friends... But things are about to change a little.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,359 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Sebtana Drabbles by D0ll reviews
"Why Satan, I never figured you for the cuddeling type." Santana growled, she hoped that Sebastian was asleep when she wrapped her arm around his chest, he looked so innocent in sleep she forgotten what a dick he actually was. "Shut up and cuddle me!" "Or what?" "I will k-" "Fine then, I guess someone gets no snuggeling time." Sebastian said, chuckeled and rolled away on his side.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sebastian S., Santana L. - Complete
Oblivious Boys by 08trekker reviews
A quick Niff drabble! What do you do if you're in love with your best friend? Your straight best friend, that is. Read to find out! Mainly fluff with a touch of angst. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Never An Absolution by spirithamburger reviews
"Love was when I loved you - one true time I hold to..." - The year is 1912. The place is on the unsinkable ship. The people are a gentleman and a young man from the streets. The story is familiar. To a point. - A Klaine-themed Titanic/Glee crossover.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,457 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Radio by afangirlalert reviews
Nick has to buy Thad a new Radio and while he is he meets the most beautiful blond boy ever. Way better than summary Enjoy! NIFF.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Nick, Jeff
Forgiveness by arcticgold reviews
When Jeff and Nick started dating, they had promised each other only three things. That they'd always tell the other if something was wrong, that they would never lie to each other, and that Jeff would always tell Nick if he'd started cutting again. No matter what. So what happens when Jeff breaks some of those promises? Will he really be as alone as he feels? Niff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Niff Prompts by hyrew reviews
So on my tumblr I get a bunch of Niff requests/prompts and I thought I would post them all here for you guys who don't have a tumblr in one giant fanfic. None of them have anything to do with each other. Rating M because of some stories. Enjoy \o/
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 68,421 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Nick, Jeff
How It All Started by TeegyBee reviews
Blaine and Kurt have always felt that there was a need to thank someone for bringing them together, but how do you thank someone when you can't think of who that is? Thinking back to Blaine's proposal might jog their memories. This is the story of how Blaine and Kurt found the perfect person to dedicate majority of their wedding speech to! Klaine, fluff, future!fic
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hot Chocolate, Hickeys, and Human Hot Water Bottles by raybansanddietcoke reviews
"No, you know, your body is hot. Wait, no! I mean, body heat and stuff! Not that you're not hot, I mean, you are, but I didn't mean it like that this time!" Nick rushed his words out, barely taking in what he'd just said himself. Jeff was still staring at him, wide-eyed and pink-faced. He was obviously shocked, and the situation was suddenly very awkward.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Happy Together by irelandrain74 reviews
Kurt, Blaine, Rachel and Finn share an apartment in NYC and have a great time doing it. Major Klaine/Finchel, lots of Hummelberry/Blainchel/Furt/Blinn friendship, and tons of fluff. What RIB could have done, but messed up. :D A great place for all your feels.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Summer With The Warblers by CrissChrisR5Gleekkk reviews
When the Warblers go on a vacation on Blaine's yacht, what happens between relationships and friendships? Who will come back stronger, and who will come back weaker? Rated T for some chapters, M for most. Klaine/Niff/Wevid! FLUFF! DRAMA! ANGST! MORE FLUFF! : Reviews! :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,000 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
On the Line by IWillNeverShutUpAgain reviews
Sequel to 'A Teenage Prayer': At their 10-year high school reunion, Kurt and Blaine are abducted by a figure from their past who will stop at nothing until Kurt is dead and Blaine is his. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] New Directions, Sebastian S. - Complete
Gleebook by SixAuditions reviews
The New Directions and the Warblers on their wacky adventures on Facebook!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
Evenings without supper by Budinca reviews
Niff story. While Jeff was drowning in video games and comic books on the 2nd floor, Nick was trying to put his CDs and tapes in order on the 1st floor. One day, they got a chance to talk.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,712 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Just Charming by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine Anderson has what could be his big break, starring as Prince Charming across from fellow newcomer Rachel Berry in a brand new musical. The experience, including meeting the enchanting new costume designer, promises to be life-changing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
For Your Entertainment by The Barista reviews
DISCONTINUED! What if Kurt decided to rejoin the cheerios? How will it change him? Cheerio!Kurt. AU after 3x05. Kurt/Blaine SLASH.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,047 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Awkward Bonding Moments by mariaco790 reviews
Dialogue fic that places Kurt in odd situations with the other male members of New Directions. Rated M for occasional language and implied sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What If? by riker-lovee reviews
Klaine and Niff what-if scenarios. Inbox me if you have a request, but I'll only do Klaine and Niff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012
Backstage by hyrew reviews
Originally called "Rockstar Jeff". AU Niff. Jeff is a famous rock-star and Nick is his number one fan who meets him backstage after a concert.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Nick, Jeff
Avoiding Reality by OldFanfictionThatIHateDearly reviews
Sebastian wants to make Jeff perfect, while Nick thinks he already is... Unfortunately, Jeff's with the wrong guy. And when Nick says wrong? He means REALLY wrong. Warnings: Abusive Relationship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,398 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Jeff, Nick
Calligraphy by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Soul mate! Fic. Only one soul mate has their partners name written on the inside of the wrist and Blaine Anderson has been searching for Kurt Hummel since he was nine years old. Kurt/Blaine romance. Slash! Please R&R and it's rated T for safety!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,675 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Drabble Away by warblingaway reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles originally posted on Tumblr. Contains lots of Klaine with appearances from the Warblers and New Directions. Drabble 81: Talk Show
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 53,742 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
100 Days of Niff by backyousorrybastards reviews
Hi guys! So this is following 100 different fanfiction prompts. Each prompt is about Niff:::: Nick and Jeff::: who are Warblers played by Riker Lynch and Curt Mega-WARNING for some chapters-violence, abuse, etc. It's basically a big mix on fluff/angst
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 48,310 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Nick, Jeff
Trouble Breathing by leftrightbrain reviews
Based on a gkm prompt where Kurt snaps after the events of the finale. How many people have to get hurt before Kurt can stop hurting? And how far will Blaine go to make things better for the one he loves? SerialKiller!Kurt, Blaine is the submissive partner in crime. Dark humor. Warnings: Violence, gore, character death, sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,607 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
When They Were Kids by Les Miz Girl reviews
A Story of Kurt, Blaine, Wes, David, Nick and Jeff when they were little. Mainly Klaine. I don't own Glee or The Warblers, Ryan Murphy does..
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, Kurt H.
Love Taps by OldFanfictionThatIHateDearly reviews
Jeff is falling apart and no one can see it, no one can fix it... Except maybe Nick Duval. Warnings: Self-harm, Verbal Abuse, Eating Disorders, Depression, Language, and a little fleeting moment of Child Abuse
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,992 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Better Than A Medal by karatekid1018 reviews
Klaine!AU Friday-Olympic!Klaine-Fencing champion Blaine Anderson wins much more than a gold medal when he competes in the Olympics. Rated T
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Love Written In Flowers by loquaciouslauryn reviews
Kurt is receiving beautiful flowers from a secret admirer, and admits to having himself fall for this mystery man. Is it the same man he's already fallen for months previous? Klaine! Oneshot! Fluff!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Eloping for Christmas by ASuperGleek reviews
Based on what Kurt said in the cut box scene. This what happened if Kurt and Blaine ran away to New York and to get married.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
What He Promised by karatekid1018 reviews
A "Box Scene" fic spawned from watching the greatest scene known to man. Basically, Blaine is acting on every single one of his promises. Rated T
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Scarred by hyrew reviews
Originally in my Niff Prompts as "Jeff cuts himself for the first time". Warning: Self-harm
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Cinderfella by HappyEndings831 reviews
After an unforgettable night, Prince Blaine searches the kingdom for the man of his dreams, who left his silver shoe in the prince's ballroom, when he made a hurried exit at midnight. Cinderella!AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Grey by karatekid1018 reviews
Sequel to "Magic Mike". Cooper is coming home for a little while! But, can Kurt and Blaine even look at him without blushing? Find out! Rated T
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Next Day: Facebook by BlurglesmurfKlaine reviews
Takes place after The First Time. Hey, the New Directions had to find out about it SOMEhow, right? the Warblers come in, all hell breaks loose, the usual ; rate T for mature themes and cussing
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Stolen Kisses by xShannan reviews
Nick discovers that love can be found in the most unlikely places. Jeff is the schools hockey captain. Nick is the schools nerd. Events spiral out of control when secret kisses are caught and gossip spreads like wildfire. Rated T for later chapters!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,146 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Nick, Jeff
I'm Gonna Give All My Secrets Away by loveanchocolate reviews
Blaine is a senior in high school, on the football team, gay, and tired of keeping all these secrets. When he can't take it anymore, he starts writing love letters to Kurt, an openly gay student and his best friend's step-brother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,353 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
News Feed by Old-Account223 reviews
Facebook! I know, not very original, but I really wanted to! Couples: Puckleberry, Fabrevans, Klaine, Brittana, Tike, Matt/Mercedes. Finn and Sugar bashing! Don't like, don't read! Rated T for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,056 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Rachel B., Puck
Zombies Movies and Tearful Cuddling by karatekid1018 reviews
Kurt and Blaine are watching a zombie movie, and it brings up some bad memories from Kurt's childhood.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine Collection by Hitomi Echo reviews
A collection of Klaine One-shots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
No One Else Compares by warblingaway reviews
Kurt Hummel met Rachel Anderson-Berry his first day of high school. And, if asked, Kurt Hummel would say that no, he never expected her younger brother, Blaine, to ever become his boyfriend. Anderberry. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,379 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Baby Penguin Antics by thisoldporcelaincoffeeshop reviews
Brittany says sex is when a boy puts his unicorn horn into a girl's black hole, and magical sprinkles and invisible frosting come out of the boy, and one sprinkle attached to a girl's star. Kurt really doesn't want to fail his Sex Ed test and become the laughing stalk of the school. He consults fellow glee clubbers and Warblers for assistance. Awkwardity, dumb teens. Klaine. Niff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Kurt H., New Directions - Complete
Little secrets by passionrulesme reviews
A series of one shots where Kurt and Blaine discover little secrets about each other. Rating ranges from K to M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Facebook: The Klaine Story by Babychickies reviews
From 'Never Been Kissed' to 'New York'. See what happened with Kurt and Blaine on Facebook during these episodes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,095 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Magic Mike by karatekid1018 reviews
Kurt and Blaine go to see "Magic Mike". They're having a great time...until Blaine sees something he's pretty sure he can never unsee. Cracky, humorous oneshot-Rated T
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine & Neff Fluff by klaine-supermegafoxyawesomehot reviews
Klaine and Neff one shots. All fluff no angst. Embrace the love!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Kurt H., Nick
Niff Drabbles by PrincessNymphadora reviews
Basically Niff stories that I am not yet sure where they are going or if I am going to continue them. Rated M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Jeff, Nick
There's Always Tomorrow by someonebuyadvdplayer reviews
For Jeff, life was good. He had everything. A perfect boyfriend, an awesome school, and some freakin' dope blonde hair. Too bad his dad had to show up and ruin everything.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,172 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Wait Michael Jackson died? by bombtrack reviews
Finn is confused...again. Good thing Mercedes is there to help him out. This will be a series of Minn one-shots each taking place at a different time in their relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,817 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Finn H., Mercedes J.
I Would Say Yes, One Thousand Times by Part.TimeLord-Part.Human reviews
Jeff's been bottling up his feelings for Nick for a long time now. But will he have the courage to tell him before it's too late?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,450 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Maybe I was Just Confused by Death by Fallen Star reviews
Santana's a lesbian since she's in love with Britney, and Sebastian has a messed up past but he's stil gay. So why is it when they meet, being gay is the farthest thing from their minds? Rating it T, but it's close to M sometimes. Sebtana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,017 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
5 More Messages Of Klaine by Klaineiselov reviews
Sequel to 5 Messsages Of Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Complete
Klaine's Facebook by Sweet-Porcelain16 reviews
The Glee gang are on Facebook! AU from Furt. Klaine. Rated T to be safe. Lots of Warbler-ness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,017 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Right As Rain by klemonademouth reviews
Kurt is a Cheerio. Blaine is a nerd. For some reason, Kurt doesn't really care what it'll do to his reputation. He just wants Blaine. My take on the cheerio!Kurt/nerd!Blaine craze. Background Faberry, Tike, Samcedes, and Brittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,129 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Wilson vs Kurt by jiiterbug reviews
In which Blaine and Kurt get a puppy and Kurt is jealous.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Sexy Situation by cuter-than-a-guinea-pig reviews
The first time Blaine ever called Kurt sexy and Kurt's reaction to it. Fluff! Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's Diary by loquaciouslauryn reviews
Kurt is sent off to go help Wes with his attempts at studying for French when he leaves his World History notebook behind with Blaine. When Blaine opens it to get the notes he forgot about in the subject, he finds out the contents of the notebook are in no way related to World History. ONESHOT! KLAINE!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Niff Week! by FangirlingForever reviews
Writing a drabble for every Niff prompt this week for Niff Week! Day 1: Kid!Niff Day 2: Firsts Day 3: Duets Day 4: Seperation Day 5: Mistakes Day 6: Future Day 7: Crossover!Niff
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Jeff, Nick
5 Messages Of Klaine by Klaineiselov reviews
After the Chandler fiasco Kurt and Blaine take some time to reflect. Based on Whitney Houston episode of Glee.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Know What's Happening To Me by Myrne reviews
Unrelated one-shots about Sebastian Smythe and Santana Lopez.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
I'll go where ever you will go by passionrulesme reviews
Titanic!Klaine fic where Kurt is being forced to marry a girl he barely knows to hide his shameful secret. He use to stay silent until he met Blaine Anderson on the RMS Titanic. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Rose's Turn by karatekid1018 reviews
"Someone tell me, when is it my turn." The aftermath of the letter scene in Goodbye that we never got. Rated T for fluffiness and slight angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Under One Roof by Blainedandyson reviews
Kurt was happy his dad was finally settling down again and getting re-married. However this meant he was gaining a new gorgeous step-brother, a step brother named Blaine Anderson. Innapropriate!Blaine and Sassy!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,994 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Whispered Conversations by Squiggle.giggle reviews
Kurt and Jeff are on a bus trip back to Lima after going to Columbus for the day. Its a funny thing what an old lady can say about gay people, without realising she is being offensive. Niff, Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Kurt H., Jeff - Complete
Baby by hyrew reviews
Mpreg. Request. Nick and Jeff cope with finding out that Jeff is pregnant.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Warbler Moments by TheAbsentmindedWriter reviews
Random drabbles involving the life and times of everyone's favorite a cappella group. Blaine's sister and Klaine involvement. Rated T to be safe
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,643 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, Kurt H.
Niff Week by hyrew reviews
My submissions for Niff week. Rating it M for some because of some of the submissions. These are all oneshots/drabbles and have nothing to do with each other. Enjoy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Everybody Talks by alwaysblueskies reviews
Kurt is bored at home so he has some fun texting Blaine. It's really just smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
KURTIE! by loquaciouslauryn reviews
LOTS of Klaine and a little bit of Niff : - Blaine is put on pain killers after he gets injured and basically professes his love for Kurt- cavity providing fluff. : T for really minor language and 'cause i'm paranoid
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Hands by QueenBee7 reviews
Kurt and Blaine get handsy... in pretty much every way possible. A series of one-shots set at different times in their relationship. Fluff and lots of smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,304 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Six Months Later by SassyGayNine reviews
After Kurt got his tongue pierced he was instructed to wait six months to wait until he could partake in oral sex. Six months later just happens to land on Blaine's birthday. -Sequel to Six Months
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blame It On The Alcohol by NiffKlaineJohnlock reviews
Nick screws up big time, but it leads to something really special.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Jeff, Nick
Meeting Like This by jamie110 reviews
Quinn and Jeff meet at a supermarket, but they've got to stop meeting like this. Set after Season 2. Somehow follows Season 3 storyline with amendments. Complete
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,462 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Jeff, Quinn F. - Complete
Kurt's Punishment by Sigilyph reviews
Blaine catches Kurt texting Chandler, and he decides to teach Kurt a lesson. Klaine, rated M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2012
The Five New Voicemails of Chandler Kiehl by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
The Five New Voicemails of Chandler Kiehl and one encounter at the Lima mall : Chandler Kiehl's phone number finds itself in the possession of the members of New Directions. Who have a lot of feelings. Takes place during and after 3x17
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Twenty Words by HeartsHungBehind reviews
Klaine challenges! Twenty random words, all used in a oneshot challenge. Trips to the zoo, baking, maid costumes, spontaneous dates, shopping, a bunch of AUs, even glimpses at Kurt and Blaine's future family!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 76,588 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Little Hearts Floating by LovingUWithoutUKnowing reviews
Set in "Choke" Inspired by Blaine's picture with little hearts floating in his eyes. Blaine gets a text from Kurt asking him to watch his performance. While doing so, Blaine does a little more than watch the love of his life. He imagines...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Screw The Schedule by thisoldporcelaincoffeeshop reviews
A short little one-shot after 'Dance With Somebody'. Kurt and Blaine's first dinner date at Breadstix after the fight.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Elevator by OldFanfictionThatIHateDearly reviews
It's the classic forcing of a pairing to get together by stuffing them in a small room... but this time it's a bit more innocent. Klaine and Niff get stuck in an elevator and things just sort of spiral from there... Set right after S2 Valentine's Day
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The missing Klaine scene by Faerie of Tara reviews
Whatever happened AFTER the Glee practice? What happened to Klaine's make-out session? Now REVISED
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Awkward Situations by AntigoneScorned reviews
I've always tried to avoid awkward situations, but that became increasingly difficult as my son Kurt grew up. This is the story of my experiences dealing with Kurt, then Finn and finally adding Blaine to the circus we call a family.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,810 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Welcome to the World of Gleek Facebook! by BM22OwenstinaKB reviews
It's facebook time! What could the New Directions and Warblers be up to this time? Centered to all of the Glee couples but specially featured for Klaine! Full of mayhem, craziness, sadness, love, drama, and the wisdom of one, Mr. Bang-Bang!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,087 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Repost It by LovingUWithoutUKnowing reviews
Not even a lifetime would be enough to say those two wonderful words to each other. Set after 3x17, my take on the meaning behind the "how unscheduled of you" sext Blaine sent Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ours by JustBreathe15 reviews
Kurt and Blaine almost give up on having a baby when the New Direction girls step in and offer to help. Read as with the help of the girls, Blaine and Kurt become parents.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,187 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
If You Were A Booger, I'd Pick You First by padfoot's prose reviews
and three other reasons why Blaine should never use cheesy pick-up lines.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Missing Klaine Scenes by BlurglesmurfKlaine reviews
not good at summaries so i guess youll just have to read it for yourself :p
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,033 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Legends of Dalton Academy by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
After finding a legend in a Dalton Historical book, Blaine decides to break into the attic. Will he discover the truth of what happened to a beautiful boy from 1911? Eventual Klaine! Rated for safety! Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
What a NIFFty Week by Bakura From School reviews
April 9-15 is Niff Week! Includes Seven Nifflettes. Day 1: Kid!Niff Easter. Day 2: A Day Without Shoes. Duets, Separations and Mistakes, Oh My! by Day 6: We jumped ahead 5 years! and finish it off with a little bit of Crack Cross-over. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Jeff, Nick
Who did it? by HEEYYYYYYY reviews
Glee Murder Mystery. VA, three Warblers, and ND are invited to a Mansion in Columbus, Ohio but suddenly people start dying. The teens must figure out who is killing everyone. Full summary inside. Give it a chance. S/R, F/Q, K/B, M/T, B/A, B/K, and more!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Rachel B., Sam E. - Complete
Not Good Enough by BabyYou'reNotAlone reviews
Klaine oneshot based on the aftermath of Klaine's encounter with Sebastian at the Lima Bean in Hold On To Sixteen. Pretty angsty but Klaine fluff afterwards!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine Texting by Gleek1997 reviews
2 and 1/2 days of klaine texting. What happens when one Kurt gets drunk. Rated T for implying certain things !
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Word by rw4life reviews
Blaine, Kurt, Sebastian, Santana and Dave reflect on their experiences with gay bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Go Harder by shanesclaire reviews
"Make me yours, then, Nicky, because I don't know…" Jeff paused to run his hand down to ghost his fingers over Nick's bulge. "It seemed like you wanted Sebastian more." Niff smut. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The Start of Something New: Dalton Academy by IkindahaveathingforDarren reviews
Kurt Hummel has transfered to Dalton Academy and is more than excited to get closer to his new friend, Blaine Anderson. With the Warblers bonding and singing, and crazy boys, who knows what could happen? Klaine, Niff, and Wevid bromance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 102,218 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Chloe Winchester reviews
While on vacation during Christmas break, Kurt and Blaine decide to take their relationship to an entirely different level. Rated M for Sexual Content Senior!Blaine, Spoilers through 3.06
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
When Quinn meets Jeff by dfreakincriss reviews
After regionals, Finn choses Rachel. Quinn has one friend to go to - Kurt. But what happens when she meets another cute blonde warbler - A Quinn and Jeff story.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,909 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Jeff, Quinn F.
Displacement by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut. See the warnings/summary. A conversation that begins with: What's the dirtiest sex fantasy you have?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Feel The Chemicals Kicking In by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt gets a "little problem" whenever he's around his boyfriend, Blaine. Finn tries to help, Kurt in a skirt, public handjob, 69, blowjobs, shower sex, first times, soreness, the nervous Game, pool parties, car sex, and love! Fluff Slash Klaine M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,823 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Haven't Met You Yet by AcrossAnEmptyLand reviews
Blaine and Finn are Seniors at McKinley High, and best friends. Blaine has never met any of Finn's family, but that changes when Finn hosts a party at his house for the football team. AU. First fanfic. Rated T.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,527 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi by Luna-is-Loony reviews
Instead of being a Warbler, Jeff is the French teacher Nick tries to seduce in Uptown Girl.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jeff, Nick
Lima Lanes Adjacent by avacadarva reviews
Badboy!Kurt and Nerd!Blaine. Kurt works at Lima Lanes, the bowling alley. Blaine goes there every week with Nick and Jeff, and gets a crush on the leather-clad hottie behind the counter, but needs more than a little help to bowl this one over.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Adventures with Kurt and Blaine by Jill122198 reviews
Series of cute one shots with Kurt and Blaine. Enjoy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Little Manhattan, In Ohio by mrsrikerlynch reviews
When Quinn and Jeff first meet, something clicks. It was love at first sight.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Jeff, Quinn F.
Partners by igobacktoblack reviews
After their duet, Sebastian tries to do something, messing up with Santana's mind. /smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,381 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Cuts by itshouldhappen reviews
So, Kurt's cutting. Blaine finds out. I suck at summaries. Major trigger warnings for self harm. No smut. Rated M because of mature themes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Awkward Furt Moments by mariaco790 reviews
Three part dialogue fics that will place our favourite boys in awkward situations.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
36 Niff Drabbles by hyrew reviews
After seeing so many Niff drabbles I was inspired to do a few of my own. 36 to be exact. All of them are connected but are basically just little snippets of Jeff and Nick's life together in no particular order.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The Warblers on Crack by someonebuyadvdplayer reviews
...in which every chapter gets more ridiculous than the last. Blaine, Kurt, Wes, David, Thad, Jeff, and Nick mostly. R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Warbler Road Trip by BethBoop reviews
The Warblers and Kurt go on a summer road trip around the US. This fic tells of the fun and adventures they have during the two months by themselves. Terrible summary. : KLAINE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,056 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Give Me a Break by SassyGayNine reviews
With Kurt away for school, things are kind of tough for Blaine. So, he lives for those breaks where Kurt can come home to him again. -gratuitous smut and intermittent fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Not Exactly How We Planned It by AcrossAnEmptyLand reviews
Wes and David take action to help their fellow unsuspecting Warblers Blaine, Kurt, Nick, and Jeff. Klaine, Niff. T for brief language. One-shot. Better than the summary!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
PS I Love You by AndDancingWithTheDevil reviews
AU. Blaine leaves Kurt a message.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Enemy On Line One by SquirrelzAttack reviews
In which Sebastian makes a very lucrative phone call, and Kurt decides that it's high time to strike back. Rated T for Klisses and sexy Klaine time.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We will tell them on Facebook by gleek-from-north-west-england reviews
This story is filled with clueless Brittany and Finn, a self absorbed Rachel, Inappropriate Santana and Puc, Mischievous Warblers and of course our beloved klaine. But there is of course an incident with Wes's dreaded gavel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Seduction of Nick Duval by iamunleashed reviews
After Sebastian gives up on Blaine, he decides to go after Nick. But Nick and Jeff are together. Niff endgame, slightlyjealous!Jef.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
No Regrets Just Niff by iloverikerlynch reviews
this will be a bunch of drabbles about niff. everything niff and nothing hurts xD i hope i will be dedicated enough to reach until chapter 100. please read and review :DD i'll give you free redvines and cupcakes if you do. Glee does not belong to me :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Jeff, Nick
Baby On The Way by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
Future!Klaine Kurt gets nauseatingly sick on the way to Ohio for his parents anniversary. Blaine gets concerned and gets him to the hospital when they land. But what they learn, was not expected. MPreg, don't read if not liked. R&R! Rated for safety!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,075 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
From the Heart by jory7elefant reviews
Everyone has a device on their wrist that tells them when they meet their soul mate. Kurt's indicates that his soul mate has died, and he gives up on love until he meets Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Go The Distance by ARandomFan91 reviews
Blaine is a famous singer, and Kurt is his biggest fan. What happens when Kurt follows Blaine around tour one summer, and the boys meet and fall in love? AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,728 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Life, Love, and Babysitting by ARandomFan91 reviews
Kurt begins babysitting Blaine, his 6 year old neighbor, when he's 13 years old. What happens when the boys meet again 12 years later, and there is an undeniable attraction?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,760 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
For the Love of Shoes! by loveanchocolate reviews
Blaine is a women's shoe salesman in a department store in New York City. According to his best friend Santana, he has absolutely "no game." But will Kurt, an employee working in the perfume and make-up department downstairs, like him anyway? Very AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Snowed In by darrenchris6 reviews
Blaine and Rachel spend Christmas with the Hudmels. The adults leave, and the teens get snowed in. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,713 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lima, OH by TaraAnyaKate reviews
Eleven years after graduation. *Chapter 48 added*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 77,914 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011
Klaine Facebook and Friends by pinktron reviews
facebook while kurt is at dalton.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt Hummel Appreciation Day by allyouneedis reviews
A long overdue drabble of the glee girls fangirling over Kurt's sexiness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
Fun With Autocorrect by Sunstorm of ThunderClan reviews
The Glee characters have fun with autocorrect on their phones.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011
An AlmostKiss and a NotDate by SquirrelzAttack reviews
Five times Nick and Jeff went on a not-date or shared an almost-kiss, and one time when both were very real. Niff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Jeff, Nick
The Mystery Boy by karatekid1018 reviews
Jeff has recently transfered to McKinley and meets a boy in a Cheerios uniform in a not-so-nice way, but trust me, the end result is VERY nice. Rated T cause I'm paranoid. Prompted by an anonymous reviewer! Warning: some violence and homophobia. R&R! O.S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Never Noticed by warblingaway reviews
Kurt Hummel, popular Cheerio. Blaine Anderson, resident nerd. Blaine is set up to tutor Kurt. This is their story. AU. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Home Invasion by brokenlovesong reviews
One night Kurt and Blaine come home from one of Kurt's fashion events. They go happy and cuddly to bed, but in the middle of the night Blaine gets waken up by Kurt's nails scratching down his back.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,532 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Boys Like You by threetequilafloor reviews
With Blaine over at his house for a study session, Kurt gets a chance to practice much more than his French. A one-shot set after Boys Like Us.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shadows on Skin by allyouneedis reviews
Kinky Dolphins #3, and also fill for the Glee Kink Meme. Kinks - marking and breathplay. Blaine wants everyone to know that he belongs to Kurt. Shameless, kinky smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Finn's Friend X by THPG-13x reviews
Finn brings a friend home from a football club, Blaine Anderson.- Kurt likes this friend, this friend likes him. Finn of course is oblivious and can't understand why Blaine seems to be less interested in him than he is in Kurt. XD Klaine XD
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,954 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Facebook and Fairies by whatabeautifulmess reviews
They're teenagers, of course they have Facebook. Multi-chaptered Facebook fic. Open to prompts. Rated T because I have no idea where this'll go. Chapter six: in which Nick makes an interesting discovery.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Wes, Mercedes J.
The Call by nothingbutgoneness reviews
We all loved The Glee Christmas Special, but not everyone did. What happens when Blaine's father finds out about Blaine and Kurt's TV escapades? Spoilers for "Extraordinary Merry Christmas." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Bother Knocking by impromptucoffee reviews
Wes eyed Nick curiously then turned on his heel and began to leave, pulling the door shut behind him. Just before the door shut completely, Wes popped his head in with a smirk. "Nice to see Jeff's already got you whipped."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Dessert by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine: Back and forth propositions in the school hallways. Sexy, silly boys, with oblivious Blaine thrown in for good measure.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12382 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt Loved Suspenders by The Barista reviews
When Blaine shows up at school with bright pink suspenders, there is only one thing left for him to do. smutty one-shot. Klaine. Fluffy as hell at the end. First time writing smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Chilly Nights by BethBoop reviews
The Glee Club, Blaine, Will and Emma raise money to go on a trip to Colorado. They crash on their way on the top of a mountain and the story unfolds from there. ALL pairings here- Finchel, Tike, Klaine, Suinn, and all the others. Bad summary and title.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,662 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
You Had Me At 'Sesame Street' by padfoot's prose reviews
"You complete me. You are the Sesame to my Street, the congestion to my Brooklyn Bridge, the waiting list to my serendipity, the Bloom to my Berg." Klaine drabbles about everything and anything, from mustard to marbles to falling in love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 28,308 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Girl by cuter-than-a-guinea-pig reviews
A fun, little one shot of Kurt and Rachel gushing about their first times to each other during their first movie night after making up. I hope you like it
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
When You Read My Mind by alexwishington reviews
Blaine Anderson wakes up one morning to realize that he can read minds. Now he has to get used to having other thoughts invade his own, and that includes Kurt Hummel's thoughts about him. and they're not always so squeaky clean.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,340 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Social Networking by allyouneedis reviews
Yes, yet another glee Facebook fic. Ch 4 Moustache – In which we see finnocence, a bit of relationship drama, and possibly a certain moustached ex-Warbler...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - New Directions, Dalton Academy Warblers
The Panic Room by VanillaSlash reviews
"No you won't." And if Wes sounds quietly furious, it's only because he's entitled. Because Blaine is hurling himself into danger because he loves Kurt, and David, no matter what he thinks, does not love Wes. Wevid; Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Wes, David
Thriller Nights by Finchelislove reviews
The Glee Club go to a Haunted House together. But something goes really really wrong. Short Halloween themed story! Finchel. Quick. Britana. Klaine. T for language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,988 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Are You Lonesome Tonight? by Chloe Winchester reviews
Kurt is lonely and home alone with thoughts of his lovely boyfriend to keep him company. So he decides to try something new. Klaine Phone!Sex Horny!Kurt Spoilers through 3.05
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Way to make Dalton look like a gay school by YerASlutWill reviews
There's a Warbler party going down at Dalton and some things just have to be put out in the open. Humorous One-shot that mainly features Niff and Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Kurt's Facebook Experience by Jessie989 reviews
Starting with season 1, this will be Kurt Hummel's Facebook experience through every episode, and will end at the end of Season 3. Klaine. R&R? Chapter 47: I Am Unicorn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 43,623 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Kurt H.
Jealousy of Blaine by gleekinpink reviews
Two times the ND boys are jealous of Blaine and one time they love him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Walk, Walk, Fashion Baby by onlyonekamui reviews
AU, Blaine and Kurt. Based off of the Fashion Night Out video. Blaine and Kurt are rival models, but just how much do they hate each other? Rated M for good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,222 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Shady Acres Treatment Facility by BornCourageous reviews
AU. The characters from Glee are all suffering from disorders/mental illnesses.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,386 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Call by land law is for losers reviews
Set during Grilled Cheesus. After Burt's heart attack, Kurt really needs someone to talk to. So he calls up a random number, and a boy named Blaine answers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Heels Make It Happen by green-eyed-demoness2010 reviews
"Honestly, Kurt thought he had figured out all of Blaine kinks by now, what with four and a half years of dating and four years of being intimate... I guess not." Klaine Fashion Kink! Loosely follows canon, Blaine's Kurt's age. SHORT TEMPORARY HIATUS
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
My heart goes on by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot for Canadian-23. NIFF, KLAINE and WAVID watch Titanic and it brings out some emtional responses in our favourite couples. Slash. Rated T for safety. Boy kisses. Please R&R! Hope You all enjoy! xoxox
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Know I'm In Lust by flylikeathreesix reviews
Jeff reminisces on when he first met Nick - from that first day to their first kiss and beyond. In the end, Nick catches him off guard and tricks him into doing heated things in a very familiar room to the both of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The Letter by impromptucoffee reviews
Kurt receives an unexpected gift on his eighteenth birthday, but the tears are worth the words.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
A Very Gleeky Facebook by ibreakoutindisneysongs reviews
The NDs and Warblers now on facebook? Heck yeah! what kinda shanagians will go on? Mostly Klaine and some others
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
Texting with Klaine by lucyintheskky reviews
Set directly after SOWK. Kurt and Blaine texting. New Directions and Warblers pop up as well. Humor, fluff, etc.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
We'll Always Have Each Other by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
*Sequel to 'Not Everyone Is Here'* Kurt, Blaine, and the rest of New Directions deal with the hardships of senior year. Old flames come into play and threaten certain relationships. The fight to stay together forever is on...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Silence speaks louder than words by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Blaine is intrigued by the new transfer student Kurt Hummel. Kurt doesn't speak and Blaine wants nothing more than to hear his voice. KLAINE! Romance, Hurt/Comfort & a little angst. Rated T for safety. Please R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,514 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Very Gleeful Road Trip by Chloe Winchester reviews
The Glee kids decide to take a trip to Branson, and in turn they learn things about each other, good, bad and some awesome times in between. Klaine centric, Finchel, Pizes, Samcedes, Tike and Bartie. Spoilers through season 2!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Close Your EyesWe'll Make It Dark Again by PinkSunglassesAndUndershirts reviews
Klaine cuddles. Kurt brings up something he can't stop thinking about and how Blaine made it better without even knowing. Basically fluffy angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Feelin' So Fly by HoneyDewHarmony reviews
The Warblers get drunk in the dorms and harbored feelings that Nick has for Jeff come out when Jeff lets a secret slip. Warning: Yaoi smut for Niff, don't like don't read!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Subconscious by ohblainers reviews
Nick has a dream about a certain blonde boy. Niff/Neff smutty one-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Nick, Jeff
Bored by ohblainers reviews
Jeff is bored, so he decides that he and Nick should go for a nice walk. But in the garden of Dalton, Jeff sees something that completely terrifies him. Niff/Neff fluff. Some swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Studying by ohblainers reviews
Kurt is trying to do some homework, but Blaine is being... a little distracting. Drabbley make outs. Klaine. Later chapters Niff/Neff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Privacy by cassette tape reviews
FACEBOOK LAYOUT/STORY. Finn's hungry, Jesse's stalking and Santana's out to prove Kurt is not so innocent. You would think the glee club shenanigans would end in, well, glee club.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Power of Text by SassyGayNine reviews
Kurt send two text messages to Blaine late one night. Blaine then asks Kurt to come over and fulfill his promises. Smut. Pure and simple.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stretch Marks by bellax-xmuerte reviews
Kurt has stretch marks all over his stomach and thighs. He hates them, so much. He tries really hard to keep it hidden from Blaine. They're making out one day and Blaine really want's to see his boyfriend's perfect body; so he asks him. Kurt freaks out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Klaine Did That Summer by wtbb reviews
A mini fanfic explaining what Klaine did the summer after their Junior Year :D featuring KLAINE, Brittana and Finchel.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mine by Wisdom Rose reviews
After hearing about Kurt visiting Sam in the showers to recruit him for Glee Club, Blaine finds himself wishing he'd had his own visit. He decides to turn the tables a little and settle the score.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
It's Part of my Chemistry by SassyGayNine reviews
Blaine doesn't like it when other guys flirt with Kurt, so he decides to remind Kurt exactly who he's dating. Smutsmutsmut. Future!Klaine. PWP.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Pamphlet Method by poisonivy231 reviews
Blaine accidentally finds Kurt's pamphlets in his bedside table, but his reaction is not the one Kurt expected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
WarblerNew Directions Facebook by gemma-stone-lovees-glee reviews
Warblers and New Directions on Facebook, Pairings- KLAINE! Some suggestive language ;
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Late Night Baking by APlaceWeBelong reviews
Sneaking into the kitchens at Dalton was a risk worth taking for the cake and some quality time together for Nick and Jeff. Intended to write Niff fluff ... turned a little smutty! Enjoy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Body Heat by Kuroi Garyuu reviews
With no air conditioning, it's way too hot at Dalton. How will Jeff and Nick decide to cool down? Jeff/Nick Oneshot. Fluff abounds.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
One Day, One Night by woodsse reviews
New Directions and Blaine are caught up in the horror of a school shooting at McKinley. When Kurt becomes separated from the group, can he make his way back to save the people he loves? And what will the consequences be? Ensemble Cast - Klaine, Finchel...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Warbler Sleepover by Ivory Girl reviews
A bonding sleepover for the Warblers. What could possibly happen? Klaine fluff ensues, of course!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kindergarten Dream by flylikeathreesix reviews
It's Jeff's very first day of Kindergarten and he couldn't be more excited to finally start school and make lots of friends. He sees an unfamiliar boy in his class who's having a rough time and decides to befriend him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Butterfly: Quinn and Jeff: Info by dai.the.writer reviews
This is a new story on Quinn and Jeff from Glee
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,325 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Quinn F., Jeff - Complete
The Evolution of Klaine Etcetera: Facebook Style by KlaineOnTheBrain reviews
Facebook fic, covering RIB's canon starting with Silly Love Songs. Heavily features The Warblers and Klaine. Please don't shoot me for hopping on the Facebook bandwagon, I simply couldn't resist.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It started with a text by XxUnleashurinnerfangirlxX reviews
Just Kaline smut Phone sex! : warning : BoyXboy Dont like dont read
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Straight from the Heart by PerkyTxGirl reviews
Jeff and Nick have been best friends since their freshman year. Can they become more than that? Season 2 from Jeff and Nick's POV. A little Klaine on the side.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,981 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The EarlyMorning Madness The Magic In The Making by J.V.K SilverWings reviews
Hi! This is a Niff Nick and Jeff Warbler from Glee fic. Its all fluff, so if you like cute, then this could be right up your alley. Jeff and Nick belong to Ryan Murphy or Glee or Fox or whoever! The point is they arent mine! I hope you enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Sexting by APlaceWeBelong reviews
Nick gets bored in class and cant stop thinking about Jeff. A little bit of mature smutty fluffy Niff for you all!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Something in the Way He Moves by klemonademouth reviews
There's a loud clang and an even louder curse, and Kurt wheels out from under the car. He glares at Blaine, standing up and wiping his hands off. "What are you doing here?" he asks. "Hi," Blaine repeats, dumbly, because it seems to be all he can say.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Awkward Summer of Brotherly Love by particularly good finder reviews
Five times people think Kurt and Finn have gotten way too close over the summer, and one time Finn and Kurt realize that people are talking.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Facebook Summer by VickyGleek reviews
The Glee cast spend there summer on facebook, it is better than it sounds... Puckleberry, Brittana, Tike ect Sorry if there is any spelling mistakes, reviews will be apprectiated :D Complete but may add chapters if ever got bored
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
I'll Keep You Safe by Riker-Curt-Love reviews
A fluff Niff, rated T for minor swearing. Nick and Jeff watch Paranormal Activity, adorableness follows :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Sexy by Riker-Curt-Love reviews
Niff one-shot. Rated M for obvious reasons! Smut with some fluff :D
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
In the Chronicle of Wasted Time by poisonivy231 reviews
As Kurt is sleeping, Blaine starts writing across his back. What Blaine is writing reveals the hopeless romantic within them both, although it was barely hidden begin with. Shakespeare, ink and love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Master by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kinky Klaine smut with Dom!Kurt and Sub!Blaine. Because Blaine has been a very bad boy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dreaming by QueenBee7 reviews
Kurt overhears Blaine having a particularly explicit dream. Fun ensues. Rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Scratches by GleekFan1029 reviews
The Warblers find scratches on Blaine's back and Kurt is too embarrassed to tell them where Blaine got them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Reasons by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine got a text: "As you seem to believe I don't know my own mind without some kind of meditation, I am now going to spend the next twenty four hours spamming your inbox with some of the reasons why I want this to work. Starting now."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sugar by onlyonekamui reviews
One Shot! Inspired by the song Do Ya' Think I'm Sexy. Expect Warbler's grinding doorways and stripping.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Warbler Wedding by threetequilafloor reviews
The Warblers decide to marry Kurt and Blaine. Hilarity ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Falling In Love at a Coffee Shop by Reckless Dawn-chan reviews
When Kurt gets a text from Blaine telling him to meet him at the coffee shop, he was just expecting a friendly chat over coffee. However, Blaine doesn't exactly want to talk to Kurt; he'd much rather sing. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Online by SmileJiayjo reviews
Experts say teens spend too much time on Facebook. But it gets stuff done...and leads to hilarity.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
More Than Friends by xbluejayx reviews
Nick likes Jeff and Jeff likes Nick. Will it take them as long as Klaine did to get together? Nick/Jeff, Klaine and awesome Warbler friendships.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Not Everyone Is Here! by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
Ever since Kurt transferred to Dalton, he doesn't get to see his friends at McKinley that often. So everyone's news is always on Facebook. Klaine. Luck. Finchel. Bartie. Starts out the day of the amazing Klaine kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What Happened AFTER They Kissed by KlainexXxArygon reviews
I mean, come on, we all know that Ryan Murphy hit cut WAY too early in that scene. This is what he should've let us fans fest our eyes upon, within the necessary limits of course ; KLAINE :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pockets by Evil Beware We Have Smut reviews
"I'm going to kill you, Blaine Anderson," ... "Is this your way of murder?" I heard Blaine's voice come out raspy, "Because if it is… please do not stop." reupload
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Little Wifey by hardly-noticeable reviews
A fill for the Glee kink meme on Livejournal. Basically, Blaine has a kink for domestic, little wife Kurt and Kurt decides to fulfill his fantasies. Strong M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Working Through the Kinks by angstkitten reviews
Five times Kurt and Blaine try one of Blaine's kinks, and one time they do one of Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mouth by Wolcott reviews
At the Lonely Hearts Club dinner, some Warblers watch Sam eat.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sam E. - Complete
Kurt, Any SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT Single Warblers? by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Santana, STOP FLIRTING WITH THE ENEMY! Facebook Fanfic! Klaine FTW!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Everyone Thinks Cheerleaders Are Hot by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Even Blaine does. Especially when he discovers that his boyfriend used to be one. Kurt realises that his cheerleading days are turning on his boyfriend, and he decides to use that to his advantage...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt Hummel likes this by MessrsAidingMischief reviews
Yep, another facebook fanfic, but they're so much fun to write! Rated only for very slight language and mild suggestiveness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Suspenders by Phantom of a Rose reviews
There are two things that turn Kurt on, one of them being suspenders. How lucky that his boyfriend just so happens to wear them on day... Klaine First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship by RepriseOurRoles reviews
A Kurt/Blaine centered facebook style fanfiction. This is basically a mix of crack and fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fairytale AU by bowsie22 reviews
Cinderella with Kurt as Cinderella, Sue as the Fairy Godmother and Blaine as the prince
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's Birthday Present by jls110 reviews
One-shot, Burt gives Kurt his birthday present. Kurt is both horrified and exasperated. Finn and Carole make guest appearances. This is the end-result of my randomness and boredom. Enjoy the ensuing hilarity!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Dialogue Exercise 2: Tofu Bacon & Michael Jackson by Megan Potassium reviews
Dialogue Exercise #2: Kurt tries to wake Finn up but is once again amazed at his step brother's stupidity. Kurt/Finn brotherly bonding. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Swamp Fairy reviews
A Glee slumber party at Rachel's turns interesting when the kids decide to play a couple rounds of... you guessed it... Never Have I Ever! Interactive story- lemme know what you want to see and I'll do it. Ensemble, with a whole mix of couples.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete