TheHolyMango
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Name: TheHolyMango

they/he

Age: 16

Like: Dr Who, David Bowie, physics, being irritating, reading, music, comic books and hanging from the ceiling bat style.

Dislike: loud noise, bright lights, talking

Fave colours: rainbow

Books/stories: The Ocean at the end of the lane, stardust, The umbrella academy and The Perks of Being a Wallflower. The Neverboy series is also awesome.

I love music; mod, punk, old pop, classic rock, some glam rock, if it's from the 80's or 60's, I will probably like it. Think David Bowie, The Beatles, Bauhaus and The Jam. More modern stuff includes twenty one pilots, Halsey, Tegan and Sara and Peace. Also Einaudi

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the kid that people look through when I say something.

I am the kid that spends most of their free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the kid that doesn't spend all their time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call them weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express themselves better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy or girl to complete them, and knows the importance of the little things.

1) Have you ever been asked out? Yep

2) Where did you get your default picture? Made it

4) Your current relationship status? Eh

5) Does your crush like you back? No crush

6) What is your current mood? Fantastic

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Blue

8) What color shirt are you wearing? Black with darleks.

9) Missing something? Always

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Let's kill hitler!

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Creepy-ass bat

12) Ever had a near death experience? Nope!

13) Something you do a lot? Listen to music and draw

14) The song stuck in your head? Heroes - Bowie

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? ArtemisApollo97 (check her out, she's awesome)

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Does my twin count?...

17) When was the last time you cried? Umm

The 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Nope

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Healing hands- that would be awesome

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Like, in an attraction way?

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Double espresso

22) What's your biggest secret? Ummmmmmmm...

23) Favourite color? I like most colours. Veritable rainbow!

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Doctor Who? Is that kiddie?

25) What are you? Odd?

26) Do you speak any other language? Nope- learning german at school, though.

27) What's your favorite smell? Bookshop smell

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Lucky.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Nope

30) What are you thinking about right now? Wondering what I'm thinking about

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Umm...

33) Do you like working in the yard? Not really

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Ross. Or something like that

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Yep

36) What is your natural hair colour? It's orange.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Uh... no-one

(Uh... Um... Uh... Oh Yeah!) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill

If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories Copy and Paste this to your Profile.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically in the background.

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. (Sometimes...)

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (Uh... Who hasn't?)

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you suck at video games copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!)

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.


If you are ready to stand up for what you believe in and not what other people tell you to believe, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turnBLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


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Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
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Black&Black by Aileen Dickinson reviews
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Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
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25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
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A Whiff of Competition by izzo reviews
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Wishful Words by AnneMarie24601 reviews
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Fun and Games by SillyOldThing reviews
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Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
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Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
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Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
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Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
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Ch-Ch-Changes reviews
AU Harry Potter has grown up with David Bowie as an idol, and he's got his heart dead set on growing up to be a rockstar, not a Wizarding Super-Soldier! Rated T for homophobic language, occasional swearing. Slash- don't like it, don't click the link. Title from Changes by David Bowie
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