Poll: Ichihime or Ichiruki Vote Now!

Hello people. This is the always strange Azraelean. I am cooking a fanficI am always thinking. Hey check me out on Facebook. I'm Azraelean there too. Well, so I am an IchiRuki, and a NaruHina fan. don't care about other couples just give me the Ichiruki or Naruhina.

Favorite Characters in Naruto:

Hinata- Got to love the unrequited lover of Naruto

Naruto- Main Character Gotta Love em. alas until he ttalks with Hinata though he is on Shaky ground with me, however i must give him Props for calling Sakura on her Lying to him. Good job. Now confess to Hinata and you are home Free. Not sure if he will though. I can't tell if he is the Messiah Archetype or not. Messiahs rarely have a pairing, although Hinata is probably his best bet for love.

Pain- Post Attack on Konaha Village, Sacrificing himself to revive everyone he killed is a plus and a redeeming action in my book.

Kakashi- Take off the mask soon or else I'm gonna Burn all your Icha Icha collection.

Neji- cool abilities if i had em I could do some evil things with them.

Tenten- Cool calculating and superfly now if only she Had a last name...

Shino- Supremely calculating, smart and a fair hand at tactics. Play Shikamaru in Shogi and lets see who wins.

Shikamaru- Smart lazy bum, Reminds me of me alot but i am not that smart.

Skikaku- Like father like son.

Itachi- Got stuck with a bad deal, was ordered to kill his family by the village but then Danzo fucked it up.

Kisame- I like aquatic animals.

Least Favorite Characters in Naruto:

Sasuke- Traiterous backstabing, murderous, vengeful, stupid, mean, petty, ignorant, malicious, no good, evil, Moron.

Orochimaru- Evil twisted Maniacal, stupid, weaselly, twisted, Michael Jackson Wannabe

Danzo- Evil, murderous, psychopath, may he burn in hell after he dies.

Konan- Paper cuts hurt like a bitch.

Jiraya- this guy was a no good dirty rotten scoundrel. Ero isn't descriptive (or emphatic enough)

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Instructions:
List twelve of your favorite Naruto characters in no particular order and answer the questions.

1. naruto

2. Hinata

3. Shino

4. Anko

5. Kakashi

6. Gaara

7. Kankuro

8. Tsunade

9. Hinabi

10. Neji

11. Itachi

12. Kiba

1. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fanfic before

No

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Impossible

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO

6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten.

Neither is a good idea

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex.

He’d use paralyzing poison to stop it.

8. Make up a summary of a Three / Ten fic.

Homosexuals get it on after finding out about each other

9. Is there any such thing as a One / Eight fluff?

NO!! Ewww gross.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve Hurt / Comfort fic.

After a destined marriage kiba is down and out till sand needs his help

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Rape

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five

Not with two bit maybe four and five

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

NOO I showed emotions! J

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what would you choose? Why?

Song. So I could title it Break anyone’s bones who gets in my way.

17. If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Two jinchuriki versus kiba, Kibas goin down

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven?

Hey Bitch get over here and ur little dog too

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

It makes me glad I’m going blind

20. How emo is Two?

Very much till she admits it to naruto

21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Haven’t yet done so.

22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.

Not a question and kinda disturbing.

23. What title would you give this fic?

Not a question this is kinda disturbing!!

24. What would you do if Seven / Eight was canon?

Party

25. Write a summary for One / Four / Five

Favorite bleach Characters

Toshiro Hitsugaya- Cold, calculating, caring, kindhearted deathgod.

Ichigo- Permascowl=cool

Rukia- Kick ichigos ass into gear anytime he needs it.

Uryu- Honorable

Kenpachi Zaraki- Messed up in the head in a good way. always seems to be on the right side of the fight. completely psychopathic to boot.

Captain Kyoraku

Sajin Komamura Come on he's adorable without the helmet on.

Least favorite characters in Bleach

Mayuri Kurotsuchi- Never hit a lady, never implant bombs in a lady, Never experiment on a lady. Never Father a child if you look that Ugly.

Sosuke Aizan- Get a conscience and actually have some empathy bastard

Gin Ichimaru- creepy ass mother fucker

Nemu Kurotsuchi- Castrate Mayuri the next time he hits you wimp.

to anyone who likes orihime ichigo pairings... i leave U this message:

Are you kidding me? Rukia is very good for ichigo. She gave him the power to protect everyone. He didn't have a purpose in life. Now he has a purpose. Screw Orihime. All she has in common with ichigo is she is alive. and that is Just BS Kick her to the quincy curb and get ur ass in gear to tell byakuya U wanna marry rukia. DO IT ICHIGO! I will not rest until You Admit Ur love of Rukia.

If you agree paste this into Ur profile pronto.

Hey anyone who thinks rukia and ichigo shouldn't be together. I just watched the credits for the diamond dust rebelion. the last photo of ichigo, he doesn't appear with Orihime. He appears with rukia. Take that ichi-hime!! Also the last line of the song is I love. Its a pic of him and rukia.

Hey orihime ichigo fans Kiss my ass there are ten times as many ichigo-rukia stories on fanfiction.net as opposed to ichigo-orihime Stories the masses have spoken Let orihime go to Uryu already

Hey If you want to know anything about my Ichigo Montague and Rukia Capulet, I got the manuscript from This is where I got the Romeo and Juliet Script. I own nothing in anything except the whole concept of Ichiruki puting on a play of Shakespeares in Soul Society. I will hopefully get it updated by christmas. also I am working on my christmas fanfic of Ichiruki. Just be patient it will go up as soon as it is finished.

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Hey kids Doe this while you shop at Wal-mart sometime!

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the dayStart playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to joinContaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.Play with the automatic doors.Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"Put M&M's on layaway.Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."TP as much of the store as possible.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.Take bets on the battle from above.Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.Hold indoor shopping cart races.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.Two words: Marco PoloLeave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc."Re-alphabetize" the CD's.In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Rukia had to think fast to avoid having a conversation that she was completely unprepared for. After all, how do you tell someone that A) Demon's exist, B) I'm a demon, C) You're a demon, and D) You're grandfather's the head fucking demon! It's really not something one prepares for when thinking of casual conversation topics. As an afterward don't rush me! You rush a miracle worker you get crappy miracles