dont-give-me-a-penhide bio
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Disney. ATTENTION TO ALL MY FANS... I'm writing at www.fictionpress.com now because my poems are going to be deleted so I'm putting them on there. I'm still dont_give_me_a_pen so go have a read I have a list of words thatI love and i am going to keep them here so you all know and use these words. ~Random ~Spastificationalisim ~Reckon ~Coinkidink ~Whoda thunket? ~Wingardium Leviosa (as sung by that weird little year 7 kid. lol) ~Conspiracy ~Conflict ~Ackmed (or however you spell it) ~Bushy doodle ~Sifter ~Cunning ~Conniving ~Habiby ~Scandal ~Reprimand ~Vermin ~Savage (Sorry Kim, but we now share a favourite word) ~You're looking particularly suicidal today! ~Learnation ~Delinquency ~Goat ~Hobo ~Minion ~Ruscular ~2.40 (Oh, that is a greaT price) ~Gyrating ~Jutio ~Conform |
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Stuck With YOU by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
CHAPTER TEN ADDED - COMPLETE Sirius bribes Lily into becoming the victim of one of his stupid games -- before she knows it, the whole school is playing and she's stuck with James the entire twelve hours of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
New destiny by InsanityShadowed reviews
Harry and Hermione are given a new life in the time of the Marauders and Lily thanks to the four founders and Merlin. Warning Slash dont like dont read JamesLily, HarrySirius, HermioneRemus, P? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,688 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 5/2/2004
Disappearing Act by Red Swan reviews
James finds himself intrigued by a redheaded girl he's never seen before...but every time he tries to find her, she's never there, and when he least expects it, she's standing right in front of him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Fairy Tale by iouaname reviews
Lily and James hated each other. Nothing's ever going to change that...except for the plan that their meddling friends had cooked up. Read and see how this plan twisted Lily's life into a fairy tale...the one thing she feared most. UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 8/21/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A New Program by MegHarts reviews
Sequel to Puttin' 'em Through the Program.
Sirius and Grace can never get along. James and Lily decide to blackmail them into a NEW kind of program.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Boredom Sucks by psycial reviews
Rated R for language and stuff. Fred and george are bored, oh no!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003 - George W.
The Fred and George Story by HyperCaz reviews
Fred and George are certainly the most coveted pair of comic relief. Follows snippets of their lives, including the impeding OWL results and battling it out with the Marauders...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 8/2/2003
Fiona's view by CuNNing Kitty reviews
This is basically a task I had to complete for English on Fiona's point of view in Tomorrow When the War Began'. It gives the interpretation of the events from another characters perspective.
What would the story be like if it wasn't told by Ellie?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Left With YOU by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
CHAPTER SIXTEEN UP - COMPLETE Sequel to Stuck With YOU - A school-wide scavenger hunt. So why is Lily participating in this VOLUNTARY scavenger hunt? BLACKmail. And how did she get left with James AGAIN? Well...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Jameo and Lilyette by tavari reviews
James has always had a thing for the lovely, if not snarky, Lily. But when he becomes an auror, his dog-like devotion will be put to the test when he discovers that the angelic Lily's secretly a deatheater. Parody JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Laundry by Dawn-Roberts reviews
It is a tale chronicling the toughest trial and tribulation Buffy , Slayer of the Vampyres has ever endured...... LAUNDRY! Mwaa haa haa.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Curse by ArcHarry reviews
Post OotP- Harry comes to terms with his situation, the loss of Sirius, Voldemort on the loose, his sixth year at Hogwarts as well as finding love in his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,354 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In the Way by practical cynicism reviews
Lily is a perfectionist, but that doesn’t make her life perfect. Only James sees through her and brings out her flaws to prove his point. Is he just in her way, or could he be the one who saves her before she makes the biggest mistake in her life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,187 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Intoxicated by anja-boyce reviews
Big is back in Manhatten and Carrie's life. Will he be back as a friend, foe or lover? After one comso's too many Carrie can't remember a thing. RR plze.
Sex and the City - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003
My Angel Ellie by HyperCaz reviews
Tomorrow series, While I Live by John Marsden Gavin's view of Ellie during the hard times of Mr Sayle. Explores a softer side of Gavin.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Proditor by tavari reviews
Why does Peter Pettigrew sell the Potter's to Voldemort? This is the story of Wormtail begining right before he becomes the Potter's secret keeper. Formerly titled Until the End.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Sirius B., Voldemort
Elementary Years by Silent Angel of Time reviews
Short stories that focus on Willow and Xander growing up on a hell mouth, oblivious to the evil around them and all in all just being children.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Xander H., Willow R.
The Black Veil by tavari reviews
This is Sirius and a bit of Remus's pov of what happened in the department of mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Lee's Story by typen away reviews
A story about a messy forbidden relationship between two teenage victims of war. adapted from John Marsden's buring for revenge (i think). first fic so R&R
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004
Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall Up by When-Shadows-Dance reviews
Draco is just a happy little eight year old boy. Pansy is just a happy little eight year old girl. But in a universe where nothing is certain, everything can change with a solitary tear, and tree’s are the strongest thing you can hold onto, anything is
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Draco M., Fleur D.
Vanilla and Fear by Dawn-Roberts reviews
dont-give-me-a-pen gave me the idea for this. They commented on how poetic the phrase "inhaled the smell of vanilla and fear" was. (From my story "When you Suffer").. i cant summarize more than that, so just R&R!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2004
Through the Eyes of a Dragonfly by aerinfirehair reviews
Draco learns the animagus spell, and masters flight in the form of a dragonfly. His new talent takes him places he's never seen before!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Dust by Dawn-Roberts reviews
Short Fic Ficlet. Before the big battle (Season 5 "The Gift") Buffy writes something for Dawn. Dawn finds it as soon as she returns from the tower. This is a one shot, although it ties in to my story "When The Dust Settled".
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Buffy S., Dawn S. - Complete
The Trouble With Being Perfect by KirbeeDesirae reviews
Finished I am James Potter and I am perfect. This is my story and my struggle to win Lily Evans, despite my perfection. Based on information from OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,702 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Momma's Last Words by Dawn-Roberts reviews
No one can just be that way, it takes something to push them over the edge. How Faith turned so bitter. A snippit of her childhood, and a stand alone. Beware, refrences of abuse. AU (kinda) in this it was Faith's dad that was abusive. not her mom.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Faith L.
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hem Hem This, Hem Hem That by MissSugarQuill reviews
James Potter. Watch as his head deflates! Slowly... but surely. And all for a GIRL. Lily Evans. With 'lil kisses, disturbing talks and echidnas along the way. Yay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,050 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Puttin' 'Em Through the Program by MegHarts reviews
The Marauders are the most sexist people on the planet. Lily has had enough, and she decides to teach them a lesson along with her environment-consious friend. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,805 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
An Issue with the Bathroom by sea-Shel123 reviews
POSTED WRONG CHAPTER! SORRY! RIGHT CH3 PT1 UP NOW! Hermione& Draco share a common room as Head boy& girl, and they also share a bathroom. While Draco is taking his bath, who should come in but Hermione! (she doesn't notice him at first of course!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Project The British Are Coming by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
CHAPTER TEN UP - COMPLETE Some people have cupid to get them together. Unfortunately for Lily and James, the odd team of a werewolf, an idiot, and - well - PETER - will have to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,713 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Numb by psycial reviews
Draco doesn't want to become a Death Eater even though his father insists. What will happen? What will Draco decide? Based on the song Numb by Linkin Park. Pg 13 for death. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Harry Scarface Potter by HyperCaz reviews
Harry is home alone at No. 4 Privet Drive and he discovers. . .the Internet and FanFiction.net! He then hatches evil plans to use Uncle Vernon's credit card...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Harry P.
Behind This Mask by Mithua reviews
Lily has never felt accepted by her school mates. She becomes anti-social and quite a delinquent at her school. Her parents give up hope for her future, until, this flaming girl receives this one letter. L/J, please R/R! *NEW CHAPTER UP!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,330 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 3/7/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
My Life, The Wonderful Happy Story! Not by Bloody Faery Wings reviews
*CH 4* Hey, my name is Lily Evans...If anyone told you my life was perfect, they were lying. I'm just an average teenager. Well, until I met James Potter, see now this whole...situation happened and now...well just read and you'll get a peek at my life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I Knew I Loved You by iouaname reviews
(Pre-OotP) James had always dreamed about a mysterious girl with red hair and bright green eyes. And when he saw the girl, he fell madly in love. But does she love him? -Finished- (My first story, so it has many flaws. You're warned!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,075 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Story of Lily by Bella5 reviews
FINISHED!!*This is the story of a girl, treated horribly until her eleventh birthday, then shown how wonderful life can be. This is a story of the ups and downs of life, love, and the ties that bond. This is the story of a girl. This is the story of Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,598 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 11/28/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by Lamina Court reviews
PreOotP LilyJames in 6th year. Humour, love, anger, saddness, laughter, Quidditch, Hogsmeade, death, more laughter... Give it a try, won't you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,096 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Moony, Lily, Padfoot and Prongs by practical cynicism reviews
James, Sirius, Remus and Lily in their fourth year. For readers who love the older generation of wizards as teenagers but hate or at least dislike Peter Pettigrew. The new old? schoolyear must be pretty productive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,458 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When An Angel Loses Her Halo by Jagged Epiphany reviews
CHAPTER 8 UP My first LJ story. Lily is the most popular girl at school but quickly becomes the most hated. It's then she finds out who her real friends are. The story is better than this summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2002 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Party Animals by PezMaster reviews
(FULLY REVISED!) The Hallowe'en ball is coming and James is having girlfriend trouble, Remus has a date with a full moon, and Sirius becomes busy with open jars of peanut butter, spiking the punch, and overcoming his feelings for a certain someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2002 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter & the Friends of Dorothy by minx reviews
M/M Slash, humor, romance. Neville in drag, Draco in top form, Harry in turmoil
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 12/8/2000
Harry Brady by Car Skygar reviews
Harry Potter And Draco to the tune of the brady bunch themesong! R/R!!!! Puh leez :) :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2000
A Friendly, Innocent Game Of...Um...Cards? by Joltz reviews
A Lily, James, Remus, Sirius, and Peter story. Subtiteled 'The Obsession With Underwear'. Major PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2000
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love or something like it reviews
I am in love with Sirius Black and I will be with him in the end. And what happens until then doesn't change anything. This is my life and i make the rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Sirius B.
Sentimental Resentment reviews
Lily and James have the perfect relationship but no one else knows about it.What will happen when their secret is revealed?Will the hate around them break them apart or will they end up happily ever after?Was secrecy the only thing keeping them together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Tangled Web of Teenage Angst reviews
The story of six teenagers in their final year of Hogwarts...Lily, James, Sirius, Kim, Remus and Ebony. Love and hate and all the good stuff. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 63,487 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Rapunzel and the Heapstall Tower reviews
I wasn't sure where to put this but it's a bit of a Rapunzel parody that I did at school.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/30/2004
Snapes Box reviews
More from Snapes box...Poems about Lily, James, Sirius and anything else. Read if you liked chap 17 of Teen Angst. Best to read if you've read teen angst, but read if you want...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Severus S.
Here Without You reviews
songfic...after oz leaves in season 4...his thoughts and stuff. its pretty decent have a read and dont forget to review
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Oz
sacrafice reviews
harry makes the ultimate sacrafice to save the world
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Harry P., Neville L.
Buffy's poetic fight reviews
A funny poem about Buffy killing a vampire. Good for a chuckle...hehehe
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Buffy S.