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Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

LOOKING FOR a) A LIFE b) A BETAREADER c) MORE SONGS FOR USE IN AS THE MOON FALLS d) REVIEWS

so... my name's courtney, and i'm not going to give you my last name cuz that's just stupid. and it's 2010 now, and my main resolution is to be not-so-stupid. i like it. so, here are the Great Four. According to me.

4 things that annoy me: (1) small dogs. very small ones. (2) fanfiction writers who clearly have no idea what they are doing and therefore they simply copy and paste from other authors, websites, and the material they are writing about (3) douchebags who don't know they're douchebags although everyone in the vicinity tells them over and over again (4) lists that are too long. which is why the Great Four are only four

4 things that i love: (1) kitties :3 (2) music so loud and smash-y that you get dizzy just listening to it. if you haven't experienced that, you only need to crank that stereo loder and plug in your earbuds XD if that still doesn't work, find somebody with better speakers! (3) the backspace button. thank god for it because if there wasn't one i'd be helpless because i can barely even spell 'and' right :D (4) cheese. IN A CAN!!

4 bands i like: (1) Escape The Fate (2) All Time Low (3) 3oh!3 what a coinky-dink (4) Cobra Starship

4 artists i like: (1) Ida Marie (2) Taylor Swift (3) Beyonce (4) Kesha

4 ways to sucker me into something: (1) buy me a trip to hawaii. (on the +side, i will also love you furrreverrrr!) (2) triple-dog dare me. you can't get out of one of those things :) (3) puppy dog-eyes (4) give me a big mac or cheese in a can

4 things i would do for a dollar: (1) compete in a twinkie eating contest twinkie love! (2) write a short drabble (3) take my pants off (i admit, this is a maybe) (4) sing what would you do- for a klondike bar :)

4 things i would do WITH a dollar: (1) buy something off the dollar menu from mickey d's (who wishes they could buy a big mac/whopper with a dollar? everyone!) (2) try to buy cheese in a can even though i would need three or four more dollars (3) buy a ride on a mini pony XD (4) buy a candy bar

4 of the most basic things about myself: (1) i really, REALLY like cheese in a can (2) i was born on 9/23/94 (3) i'm half a mexican (4) i like burritos :)

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"A joke is a very serious thing." --Winston Churchill, British Politician

Fanfics: Consoling. Completed. One chapter, just a one-shot. You'll see when you read it.

When Max needs to Run: In the works. Ten chapters up, length so far unknown. Way too many backlogged chapters XD. Max finds out that after the fall of Itex, she has no purpose. She leaves the flock momentarily to figure herself out.

As The Moon Falls: Songfics, short drabbles, that have nothing really to do with anything but they're just sitting around and it's not worth it to make a separate story for each of them :) Three chapters up, more on the way. I'm surprised with how many hits I've been getting on it, too. Happily surprised XD

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Thunder,Love,and Razor Blades by Transitory07 reviews
A poem about Vanessa :
Impulse, Ellen Hopkins - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Stop and Stare by Karifoshoo reviews
House never thought he could get to the point that he pushed so far that Cuddy was forced to leave well that happened and can House get Cuddy back before PPTH gets ruined forever.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - L. Cuddy, G. House
364 Days by theycallherkaush reviews
He looks at his reflection, adjusting his vermillion colored cape. He sighs. If only it was a costume. But it isn’t. It’s his identity. It’s his life. And it’s stolen his soul. Damon Drabble. Happy Halloween!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Damon S. - Complete
The stories which were told by ForeverShallNatureThrive reviews
A bunch of oneshots I guess, they're the stories hinted at but not fully told in the book. I spun stories out of the basic idea given, and here's what I got. Please enjoy!
Goose Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
5 Ways to Get a Girl's Number by theycallherkaush reviews
He was a spy, after all; how hard could it be to get her number? Charm intact, he fixed his tie and proceeded down the corridor. Easy. It would be as easy as convincing Grant that Bex was a lesbian. Z/C. Fun-shot #1
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A Hidden Secret by ilovemyfriends265 reviews
Ani wishes Geric knew the truth about herself, but to reveal it might be dangerous. Should she keep it a secret forever?
Goose Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
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When Max has to Run reviews
Iggy gives Max his blessing to take some time off to figure things out after they tear down Itex. The flock is left behind, but where does Max go? IS there anywhere she can go? AU and OCs Chapter Nine up now! r&r, please
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Max, Fang
As The Moon Falls reviews
A collection of Maximum Ride Songfics I've written, most of them have no relation to the others in any way, but there are some pretty freakin good songs used in these songfics so please read and review. Rated T so far for suicide and the like
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Max
Consoling reviews
Fang is left behind when Max dies, and he never got to hear her say she loved him. Oneshot, the story's better than the summary. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete