What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.

When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7

Sasuke Uchiha of the Uchiha clan is finally ready to marry his arranged bride. but Naruto has discovered what a playboy he really is! NOW Naruto is determined to get out of their wedding, so he pretends he is no longer a virgin. but then Sasuke discovers the truth... Sasunaru, rape, Kibahina and later mpreg

Banished by the council but at the last Minute becoming a Jonin and clan head while crippling Konoha the Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze goes to Nami no Kuni to restore Uzushio. Parings not decided, suggestions welcome (ON HIATUS)

Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... EDITING.

A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.

Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. The poor blonde just can't catch a break. Eventual femNaru.

He wasn't wearing these clothes a few seconds ago. And what were these scrolls in his hand? / A twelve-year-old is ordered to infiltrate Konoha and observe a certain naïve shinobi. By himself! / Canon Narutoverse with minor time-travel. Mostly OC-centric.

Sasuke gets hit by a toxin during a mission, making him more than a little handsy towards his blonde teammate. SasuNaru, PWP

Sasuke and Naruto are mortal enemies and rivals in their high school. However, 'things' happen when their single parent decided to marry each other. Now they're forced to live under the same roof! Will their feeling change into brotherly love or…more than that? High-School!AU; SasuNaruSasu FINALLY UPDATED. Chapter 9 Up!

After losing trust in Konoha, Naruto and Sasuke escape the village to find their own path, fighting for their lives and gaining power for themselves. With multiple run-ins with Konoha, a vendetta against a certain snake and Zabuza's wishes to uphold, how will Naruto and Sasuke survive when its them vs the world? Not Yaoi! Fem Haku!

Naruto is a little fox demon who is different from all the other demons, and so shunned by the villagers, but when mating season sneaks up on the little fox, his down trodden life moves into high society. Yet happiness can't last for long. SasuNaru Mpreg

"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg

Alpha Sherlock and Omega John are in a relationship. Prime Sherlock and Prime John are not. So what happens when a freak fold in the universe switches one John for the other? Omega Verse, Friends to Lovers, First Times

After losing trust in Konoha, Naruto and Sasuke escape the village to find their own path, fighting for their lives and gaining power for themselves. With multiple run-ins with Konoha, a vendetta against a certain snake and Zabuza's wishes to uphold, how will Naruto and Sasuke survive when its them vs the world? Not Yaoi! Fem Haku!

Naruto Uzumaki is obnoxious, loud-mouthed, unpredictable, rude, and obsessed with ramen. At least, that is how every one used to see him. It has been eight years since Sasuke left the village of Konoha and it has been four years since a certain blond-haired ninja disappeared. What will happen now? *yaoi* SasuNaru!

One-Shot Soul mate AU – Nobody new when it would happen but at midnight you would fall asleep and wake up in the body of your soul mate. Jonlock! brief mention of Mycroft/Lestrade. Rated T for safety. Happy Reading.

Sherlock lost the last round of the game against Moriarty and now has to forfeit John for one date. Sherlock is furious, John is resigned and Jim, of course, is ecstatic. Sequel to Dreamer! I'd advise you to start there.

John can't seem to find his place in the world, and he's just about to give up trying. Sherlock discovers a sickening trail of corpses that lead him right to the good Doctor. Somewhere along the way these two discover each other, in more ways than one. Omegaverse AU with a twist.

"And what about John Watson?" Sherlock had asked. He had expected a rather dull answer...after all, he had been away. He had not expected to hear that John had spent the past two years in prison. Series 3 AU. Not slash.

Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)

Naruto had spent his entire adult life in Suna, avoiding the place he had run away from as a teenager. But now, years later, he is told that he is needed back at home. AU. SasuNaru.

Naruto was just lazing around, minding his own business, when he spots a hot guy dozing just around the corner. When Naruto follows him into a hole, he becomes trapped in a magical world that for some reason seems familiar. Join Naruto and his adventrues in Wonderland. An Alice In Wonderland parody SasuNaru

He made a promise; the promise of a lifetime. How was he supposed to know; how was anyone supposed to know that the price to be paid would actually be a life. At the Valley of the End, he's faced with a decision that will change his life forever. The question is... What awaits him in the path he chooses? M for violence and language

John is wounded in Afghanistan, and not only does he have to deal with his injuries but wih his guilt at not having the terrible nightmares his fellow soldiers suffer from. He soon realizes his dreams are not normal and they always lead him to one man. A man he's dead set on protecting once he gets back to London, even if that means he has to get his hands dirty to do so.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

"Who's the father?" Tsunade asked, and Naruto knew it was all over. The consequences of his actions would lead to the death of his unborn baby, and possibly even his own. Until someone came running in, 'saving' him. Would Naruto really be able to live this lie? How long until the truth comes crashing down? SasuNaru

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Sasuke meets a very drunk Naruto at a party and with the way Naruto is rubbing up against him, he can't help it but take him home. But why is Naruto acting so needy and why is he so desperate to have fun this night? SasuNaru, yaoi, AU

"It says here that you were sent along with the proposal to demonstrate Orochimaru's... deep appreciation of my special consideration and attention to this matter," Sasuke said, his voice inflectionless. He eyed Naruto with seeming disinterest. "Is there a problem?" "No," Naruto said sinking fluidly to his knees, his hand slowly rising to Sasuke's zipper. Crime. Yaoi SasuNaru - AU

Naruto is entering his senior year, being friendless and bullied. Can the new school chat system change that fact, or will the whole school hate him forever? Who is his mysterious chatting partner? Can they become friends or will he throw Naruto away once he knows his identity? AU SasuNaru KibaShika ItaDei Yaoi DROPPED READ REViSED VERSION

"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"

A decorated officer of the court, with a police record as immaculate as his badge, Naruto Uzumaki was certain he could take on anything. Even if that meant wearing a skirt, procuring a street corner, and going undercover as a prostitute... with his old high school rival as his first client. (Written by CapturedbyNoodles and Kizukatana COMPLETE).

You only know how to love, you have never been loved. You only know how to give, you have never received. You only know how to forgive, you have never been forgiven. But one more time... will you love me again? Will you give me your heart again? Will you forgive me once again? Will you accept to be forever together? [AU, SasuNaru, Mpreg]

"I know it seems weird for me to bring you clothes when you woke up naked in a clearing but you're always naked when you time travel and I know how much more secure you feel if you have something covering your exposed-" But I'm no longer listening to him. Did he just say…He couldn't have just said...time travel...Sasunaru. Canonverse.

Naruto is having the worst day in his life. He just got fired from his part time job a week before finals. On his way home, he gets pulled over for speeding. The only upside is... the cop is kinda hot. CorruptCop!Sasuke, BrokeStudent!Naruto (SasuNaru) AU SEQUEL UP ON AO3! (How to Get your License Back)

Naruto Uzumaki is what some people would call a 'Good-boy'. He always puts his religion, Christianity, and his family (his dog) into consideration before anything else. Naruto's belief's and innocence slowly start to fade when he meets Sasuke Uchiha, a Demon of the Devil. SASUNARU, SasukeXNaruto, Sasuke-seme, Naruto-uke.

"A child can't know what love is," Sasuke told Naruto once. But even after years, Naruto still loves like a child. And now, he only loves a child. [AU, SasuNaru, Mpreg]

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.

John is an empath. Which isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. Most of the time, it's not even useful. Sherlock/John, disregards Season 3.

Sasuke hates homosexuals yet his best friend Naruto can't help but to fall for him. He confessed and got rejected. Now someone stepped in and decided to have the blonde for himself. Why Sasuke does suddenly feels murderous at the thought of Naruto loving somebody else? SasuNaru. AU. COMPLETE.

All Sasuke wanted was to claim his mate as every young demon. But all he got was a smile, and a challenge. [AU, SasuNaru, Mpreg]

Maybe it's better that I become a child and stay as a child forever." After their failed attempt to bring Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto became depress because of feeling useless and weak... And when his wish was granted... What would be the outcome? SasuNaru

Sasuke has found himself drawn to a homeless blonde named naruto. The boy was his serinity, but of course he still had to treat the child like invisible trash. It was simple really, Sasuke was rich filthy rich and the boy was poor dirt poor They could NEVER mix. So why was it become so hard to leave the bright eyed boy everytime he saw him. Why? YAOI BOYXBOY LEMON in later chaps

We were going back to save him from Madara, from the dark and from himself. Because if we saved Sasuke, we saved the world. Time travel.

Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? Based on the Scorpion King. SasuNaru. Yaoi.

When there is nothing to keep you going, wouldn't you want to die by your beloved's hands? Or find the new life you need from the same hands unexpectedly? [SasuNaru, Mpreg]

Naruto had been a straight-laced guy all through high school, and what had it gotten him? Rejected by his best friend for a series of one-night-stands. He was SO done with that. (some OOC: darker Naruto, sexual Sasuke), boyxboy, SasuNaru, college AU, adult content removed per FF's ToS. Full version on AO3.

REWRITE Sasuke's acting career is over when his brother decides he needs to see what a normal life is like. Naruto is forced to guide the celebrity he hates most around for at least a week. Neither expect the trials that come. Yaoi, swearing, violence, SasuNaru, tiny bit of SaiNaru.

Naruto is as poor as dirt. He can't even afford the dirt under his fingernails. But all that changes when his best friend Kiba tells him about the wonders of having a Sugar Daddy. Let the fun begin… Crack. AU. SasuNaru. ItaKiba. Enjoy the sugar!

Naruto confessed to Sasuke on his last day of high school and got beat up for it. Now five years later, they find themselves working in the same office. SasuNaru.

(AU NARUTO) The Story of Naruto, indirectly saved from a fate worse then death Naruto is taken to the western lands where he becomes a mighty emperor, But what happens when the village that had made him suffer so much comes begging for help Unknowing it is his empire? NaruHina (later) Slight bashing to alot of characters (some will be redeemed) 2nd story up, please R&R!

For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.

The plot of locking Naruto in the supply closet went off without a hitch; trapping the bullied teenager in the tight space with no way of escaping. It was a flawless procedure... that is until the fire alarm goes off, causing the whole school to evacuate. Meaning, he is still trapped inside... with no one looking for him... no one... except for Sasuke. SasuNaru

One can do strange things in the name of love. Naruto just never realised that this could involve dressing up like a girl to deceive his lover's family. It was only for a short while until Sasuke told his parents the truth. Right? Slash; implied content, so nothing explicit; birthday fic; crossdressing; angst; drama, established relationship; AU; for more warnings see chapter

Naruto is the husband of Konoha's new prison warden. But when he is kidnapped by Sasuke Uchiha, an escaped inmate, he finds that all is not what it seems. Yaoi, starting OroNaru, main SasuNaru, LeeSakura *ADOPTED FROM KURO MITSU* *Same chapters up to chapter 10* *ON HIATUS*

Naruto is about to become a college student, but before he does that, he wants to give up his cat-and-mouse love relationship with Sasuke so he can be a better man. But will he be able to? Or is he forever stuck in their relationship of sadism and masochism? OOC, AU.

AU: SasuFem!Naru. A Spiral has no end, at least not if you look at it as it should be looked at. Sasuke and Naruto have always been like that spiral, always circling around one another, with no end in sight. Its been nearly four years since Sasuke left Konoha, and secrets are revealed while decisions are made.

Uzumaki Naruto has nothing, knows no one and is hated by everyone and the one thing he thought they could never take away from him, they did. So now he's left to fend for himself in a place where his kind is not welcome. Can he adjust and start a new life in this strange town or will he lose the second place he's called home? SASUNARU AND MPREG.

Naruto finds out he is the son of the Fourth Hokage. Even though he discovers that he has a Kekkei Genkai for white fire the council still fears the Nine tails enough to make sure he dies before he gets too strong. With the help of his sensei he is able to escape and work for Jiraiya's secret network that try to create peace. Teamed with Itachi and Kisame for adventures.

Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything. ***THIS IS UPDATED ON AO3***

"Sasuke Uchiha is the world's biggest prick" according to seventeen year old Naruto Uzumaki. But after a party where some things go down, Naruto finds himself constantly thinking about him. But Naruto knows Sasuke uses people and throws them away without a care. He's not like those moronic girls fawning all over that teme. Definetly not! Not a chance...right?

Beached on an island after a plane crash, Sasuke and Naruto and have to survive together. Between imitating Bear Grylls, hitting each other with sticks, and fighting off jaguars, they begin to do more than just survive. Iruka and Kakashi have to work fast to find them before anything else happens SasuNaru, KakaIru. AU, Gore & Violence warning

Naruto and Sasuke come from opposite worlds. Sasuke is heir to the Uchiha business empire. Naruto is just trying to survive childhood. But they are more alike than they realize. When both their lives get ripped apart, the bonds of friendship they forged as children explode into something else entirely. WARNING: YAOI (boyxboy) SasuNaru / NaruSasu AU

A man who has everything. A man who has nothing. What could they possibly give each other to make their restless lives perfect? [AU, SasuNaru]

Soulmate AU! John gave up looking for his 'mates long ago, but when Sherlock finds out he is determined to help his blogger find them. But what he gets is a big surprise. Johniarty/Johnlock

It's Valentine's Day at Leaf Valley High School, and as usual, Sasuke Uchiha's got the attention of all the girls; causing Naruto to sulk in jealousy. But the raven's actually giving someone a valentine this year. How can Shikamaru use this information to his advantage? And will Kisame finally actually get one this year? He doesn't care...but it would be nice... M/M pairs.

In a world where demons are at war newly appointed General of the Uchiha family, Sasuke Uchiha, travels to enemy territory. Planning to ambush the Hyuga area. But what Sasuke didn't plan to do, was find an abandoned fox in dire need of loving. Now it's Sasuke's job to protect Naruto from weasles, snakes, and other sutiors. Yaoi . M/M . Slash . Sasunaru. KakaIru. Gaalee . Mpreg .

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Naruto loves Christmas, and the holiday season can only improve when his old best friend returns home after 5 years of no contact. With everyone working together again, it'll be just like old times -except that Sasuke's all out of Christmas spirit. With Naruto out to prove how magical Christmas really is, will Sasuke be glad he came home this year? Contains yaoi and lemons

Akihito finds out what betrayal rouses in Asami.

On their five year anniversary, Naruto has decided to break up with Sasuke. Reason? He believes that Sasuke doesn't love him anymore. That, and the fact that Sasuke has a beautiful secretery named Sakura. AU Sasunaru.

There were just too many instances lately where Sasuke's hand had accidently landed on Naruto's developing chest during training for Jiraiya's comfort and the sad part was that the girl had no idea that she was being molested. So now it was up to Jiraiya to defend Naruto from Sasuke's lecherous paws. Fun, one-shot with protective Jiraiya, pervert Sasuke and clueless Naruto . R&R

With Iruka's senior class graduating soon, he decided to end their schooling days how they started; with a field trip to the local gardens. But where are the smiling, cheerful students that he started out with? What happened to those friendships? Maybe some last minute bonding can change things; maybe even bring them back together...or at least get them to interact...

Every Valentine's Day, Naruto's work hosts an event for lonely singles and this year he's determined to NOT be one of them. He's a romantic at heart, but with work, and helping his friends with their plans, how can he expect to fall in love when he can't even get a date? Or does love already have something interesting in store for him? Contains yaoi and lemons

When Naruto had followed Sasuke after class one day, he'd never expected to wind up abducted and trapped with him. Their friends are worried, but when the only cop they can trust runs into trouble of his own; what can they do? Outwit the kidnapper, of course. Hopefully they succeed before anything... interesting...happens... Contains yaoi AND LEMONS. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei

AU-OOC-(IP oneshot) Sasuke was secret best friends with Naruto , a chubby, unpopular blonde that got constantly teased because of how he looked. Things turn sour when Sasuke shuns Naruto in front of his friends after an important confession. Luckily, Naruto has won a contest and leaves for 3 months. What will the students of Konoha high say when they see the new Naruto? (Sasunaru)

Naruto and team 7 are on a retrieval mission for Sasuke again, but when Naruto gets the familiar scent of snake and death, he charges. Orochimaru has told sasuke something that blows his mind, what happens when those two end up in a room together. My first lemon fic ever, re released. Enjoy! femNaruSasu lemon!

Right there on the door, about the size of his head, was a red and white fan seared into the wood. Naruto stared at the glowing insignia in shock, blue eyes wide. He glanced back and forth between the door and his parents, when it finally hit him. That afternoon he'd go to the Misty Isle, never to return, as his village's human sacrifice to the Demon Sasuke Uchiha. SasuNaru YAOI

Sasuke Uchiha had thought that what had happened over summer with Naruto meant nothing. However, when he runs into the blonde at college, he starts to see things a little differently...even if Naruto doesn't. As for Hidan, can he finally prove to Deidara that he's *not* a complete waste of time? Contains yaoi. Rated M. SasuNaru HidaDei KisaIta

The best part about Halloween is always the Horror House; a terrifying attraction run by the Uchihas. Just like every year, Naruto winds up lost; but this year, he feels like someone's watching him; stalking him through the house, the maze and even the cornfield. This Halloween is definitely going to be one to remember. Contains Lemon: (YAOI) Not actually a horror story. SasuNaru

Continuation of the WNL Series. Sasuke has a lot to deal with living back in Konoha, a thirteen year old near stalker that wants him to train him, growing jealousy over Naruto's relationship with his team mates and to top it all off is dealing with trying to revive some of his lost abilities while at the same time also being very tempted to use them against people. A lot.

Summer's here and Naruto Uzumaki is excited about his family vacation! Pity there's a certain Uchiha who he instantly clashes with. New friends and sexy resort employees: summer flings are in the cards! Warning: Contains yaoi and Lemons. SasuNaru, KisaIta, HidaDei, ShikaTem, NejiGaa. RE-UPLOADED: originally "Summer Loving".

When Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha moved to Konoha; a rumoured hotspot for the unnatural, they never expected to find a house full of less-than-normal inhabitants. Fires, teleporting and psychic meddling; Sasuke's going to learn how difficult it is to live with the supernatural. Contains Yaoi and LEMONS. SasuNaru, KisaIta. Rated M

Sasuke has a stressful morning, an accidental meeting (quite literally) and ends up spending his day with a boy who is the exact opposite of himself. Little does he know that it will be the first meeting of many, and that Naruto can be hard to forget. Eventual SasuNaruSasu

Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.

After leaving the hospital that has been his home for the past three years, Naruto is finally entering the college life and standing on his two feet. Yet, life always has a wondrous way of putting obstacles in his path, and the biggest one is called Uchiha Sasuke, A.K.A, The Roommate! SasuNaru.

An attempted Kidnapping as turned Naruto into a 5 year-old child with no memory of his friends, team or his shinobi life. Sasuke wants his Dobe back but can he win the trust of the chibi so he can win the love of his Dobe? M/M

It's exam time and who doesn't love a bit of procrastination, especially when it comes in the form of the library chat-room! Banter, study-unrelated discussion and the invasion of personal lives ensues. Who needs secrets anyway? Yaoi pairings

Jinchuurikis all over the Elemental Nations have mysteriously swapped genders against their will one day. In trying to find a solution they encounter more problems, some that might start a war if left unsolved. SasuFemNaru, GaaFu, UtaYugi and other pairings.

"I got you, dobe…" a husky, seductive voice that belonged to no other than Uchiha Sasuke purred into his ear. "Three long years, it has been, hm? Let me show you just how much I missed you, Naruto." Our naïve Uzumaki Naruto gulped. He had no idea what was waiting for him. Sasunaru Oneshot. Yaoi, and LEMONS! COMPLETE

That was one hell of a party...but what the hell happened, and what will come of it? What messes have been made while drunk and require cleaning up while sober? Sasuke and Naruto had a competition, Neji made a public spectacle...and why's Kisame in such a good mood? Contains Yaoi and lemons. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa

"WHAT THE HELL IS FANFICTION?" Naruto and some of our favourite characters are about to find out the hard way when they get sucked from the ninja world into a collection of fanfics and are forced to play out cliche after cliche; learn about 'lemons', and discover that maybe yaoi isn't so bad. . . . SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa LEMON WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS

Itachi Uchiha, though mischievous, is full of good intentions. His methods are slightly questionable; especially where his (mostly) unsuspecting friends are concerned...but who doesn't love a bit of well-meaning trickery when it comes to love? Drama and confusion ensues! Warning: contains yaoi and lemons. HidaDei, ShikaTem, KibaHina, SasuNaru, NejiGaa.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Naruto is all about getting involved in other peoples' lovelives, so when he decides that the new labworker, Neji, is perfect for their boss, Itachi Uchiha; what can he do but interfere? But how can he and Sasuke convince the 'don't-mix-work-and pleasure' Itachi to give it a shot? And when will Hidan stop being such a jerk? Be warned: yaoi and lemons; SasuNaru ItaNeji HidaDei

AU High School Naruto goes to a school full of delinquents, whereas Sasuke goes to a private academy for the rich. One day Naruto falls on top of Sasuke. Will anything come from that one moment? I can't write summaries sorry

To some, time travel is a way of solving all their problems – of wiping the slate clean. Note though, that this does not happen in ALL cases – even if you discount the dreaded time loop scenarios, FUBAR and SNAFU situations are only to be expected when you decide to mess with time. Too bad Naruto didn't listen beyond 'you can save them' when Kyuubi explained it all to him.

In a world destroyed by war, a young Demon named Naruto finds himself hunted down and captured by those who want to use his power for their own personal gain. (Rated M for safety) NaruxSasu

Naruto learns his lesson to not mess with magic when a love spell goes horribly wrong, causing the entire male population of Konoha High School to become sexually attracted towards him, including four of the most popular guys at school. Molestation and mature content. Yaoi. Gaanaru, Sasunaru, Nejinaru, Itanaru, Sainaru and brief Narusaku.

Naruto thinks it's just ordinary water and the silly tale about the fertility fountain is nothing but rubbish. Why then is Tsunade telling him he's pregnant? And how do Iruka and Izumo fit into the picture? SasuNaru KakaIru Kotetsu/Izumo Raidou/Genma and a partridge in a pear tree (kidding) MPREG, be warned and lots of POV changes between scenes

Sasuke could abandon his thirst for destruction, but he thought he couldn't return to a place that had never been his home. After a meeting with a familiar stranger, he finds himself at Konoha's gates, unsure of what he'll find. MPREG, m/m, angst, language, eventual sasunaru, shikanaru for a bit. Needs a rewrite.

"Lady Tsunade!" "What is it, Shizune?" "It's Naruto! He—!" "Yo." "Kakashi, what's going on!" "Well, Sakura is bringing in Naruto and Sai and Yamato are escorting Sasuke—" "My Lady, Naruto is—!" "Sakura, what's… but… that can't be! Will someone explain to me what's going on!" *-Next time: The Strange Jutsu!-* "Naruto is what!" No yaoi.

Being gay is easy. For me at least. But go ahead and try to convince the Quarterback of the Football team that. He's my sister's boyfriend, my best friend's first love since like...forever and too popular for his own good, but he comes out the closet. For me. Damn, what the hell did I get myself into?

It's been seven years since high school, but a reunion reveals that some people haven't moved on and haven't changed. Sasuke's still an asshole to Naruto, and uptight Neji still can't stand the lazy Shikamaru. Can a week trapped in high school activities and memories change what time hasn't? Contains yaoi and eventually lemons. SasuNaru, ShikaNeji

After the disastrous chunin exams it wasn't Sasuke that left the Hidden Leaf in search of power. Instead, Naruto, in a fit pain and rage after learning that Sasuke got all the credit, again, leaves the village vowing on his Ninja Way to never let Sasuke achieve his dream of killing his older brother. After all Sasuke stole his dream so it was only fair. Start from Konohamaru's POV

in honor of mu149 Naruto finds himself suddenly drifting in between reality and this new world, Wonderland. In Wonderland he is Alice and there he meets Hatter, who cherishes him so much. But could Wonderland save him from his troubles in reality?

AU. Akihito and Asami run into each other a few years earlier and things play out a bit differently.

Set right after Sasuke's fight with Itachi...Madara fails to convince Sasuke to help him capture the last remaining bijuu. Sasuke is determined to have his revenge and no one is going to stop him! Not even Konoha's 'Number One Unpredictable Ninja'-MPREG

They all knew Naruto's childhood was less than ideal but when something goes wrong, Team 7 are shocked and appalled at exactly how bad it was. SasuNaru shounen ai

Full prior reading list inside. Sasuke has been back for many months but their relationship has hit an unexpected obstacle when memories get stirred up about Sasuke's nightmarish past. Can he overcome overprotective Naruto and his own issues to face his problems or are things only going to get worse when his past begins to catch up with him?

Based on the movie John Tucker must die but with more Yaoi than ever before. ooc. RE-Written because of AmutoisLove .

It was hard to tell whether Fate was finally dealing Naruto a good hand or sending him further into hell. Rated M for safety.

Sasuke betrayed Naruto… Naruto left… What happens when Naruto’s life is endangered again and needs Konoha’s help? Will he accept Sasuke’s help? Or will he avoid the Uchiha? SasuNaru

the jinchuuriki from one to eight all got captured by madara however when Naruto was about to be captured Naruto activated a fuinjutsu one that sent him back in time, one catch all the jinchuurikis came with. How will the Akatsuki deal with them when they make their own village one full of outcast just like them. Rated for safety

Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)

"Who the hell are you?" Instead of being sent to the alternate dimension in Road To Ninja, Naruto is sent to a universe where everything is strange. Tsunade has a great niece with Mokuton, Sasuke has a twin sister and there is the daughter of the Hokage with blood red pigtails. Now I'm tied to a chair in a dark room and facing the Yondaime Hokage. This just got weird. AU Naruto

Sasuke-the biggest prick on the planet earth-Uchiha is nothing but a bastard in every way, shape, and form and yet... I still find myself loving him.

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

This is a dream, right? There's absolutely no way that all of this can be real, right? Yeah. There are five heads on the Hokage Monument. Not four. And Sandaime-jii-chan's been dead for years now, everyone knows that. There is absolutely no way he could've... is there? Time-travel's supposed to be impossible, isn't it?

After Sherlock's fall, John turns to his hobby for solace, working on the perfect memorial for his lost friend-even if he'd never be there to use it. (Part 5 of the Wood Work series.) Will be 7 chapters.

A letter, an accident and a certain blond who just got out the shower. Sasuke's about to have the best day of his life. Yaoi (Male x Male) lemon, PWP, M Rated, AU oneshot.

Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

The sequel. Can Asami pick up the pieces of Akihito's shattered mind and body?

Itachi and Sasuke refuses to get mated and their father is getting desperate, luckily his own brother may just have something to help with his problem. ItaXKyu SasuXNaru. M-preg.

Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.

After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.

Sasuke ended his relationship with Naruto seven years ago. Due to circumstances, the two are forced on a minor road-trip together, and Sasuke starts to remember why he loved Naruto. SasuNaruSasu Yaoi AU

An old plot changed up. The future is bleak for Konoha, of Team 7 only one survives. It is Sasuke. Almost broken by his regrets and anger at his choices he wishes to make things right. Kyuubi grants his wish. Slightly Sasu/Naru complete

Two years ago, to escape a neglectful family and unfair prejudices, Naruto ranaway from his Konoha. Now, after a careless mistake, he's found by Jiraiya and is being taken back to the home he hoped to never see again. It's as they say, no good deed goes unpunished. Probable oneshot.

AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!

Continuation of the I Want/I Need series. Sasuke and Naruto still see each other only occasionally and its never enough for either of them. So Naruto decides to leave the village for a little while and spend some uninterrupted time with Sasuke.

An alt. version of Naruto: Emperor's Dawn. Naruto and Hinata Namikaze are the Emperor and Empress of the West. As Konoha faces destruction, can they put aside their mistrust of the Leaf and aid them...or will they let Konoha burn? Story complete.

Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!

This is an AU in which John is a 16 year old who's run away from home to London. After a spill in a Tesco he finds himself being 'offered' to share a flat with one mysterious Sherlock Holmes. M for later chapters

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER, MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS

Horrible nightmares and blackouts, missing people and an underground maze of darkness. Sasuke and Naruto, and the rest of Rei-Senzai, are faced with a new horror, and are challenged by an old foe. Warnings and full summary inside. Sequel to Rei-Senzai Inc

Sequel to An Unlikely Romance. "You placed a marriage jutsu," Sasuke deadpanned, staring at a grinning Tsunade. "On me and the idiot?" Naruto didn't say anything. He just jumped out the window in a random suicide attempt. Sasunaru

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Akatsuki has been banished, and Konoha finally has peace. But it comes at a terrible price. When an old enemy rises again, Konoha turns to a strange ally for help, one who brings back memories that might be best left buried. Note: Slightly divergent.

'I Want You To Want To'Sequel Naruto is on a mission to a temple which is veiled in darkness and he's left basically blinded. Someone with better eyes than his could help him out leave him to die or take advantage of the situation any way they can.

It all started when Naruto opened his locker one day and found a dangling rose, and with that rose... came a promise.

Sasuke and Naruto work in opposing Ramen shops. They've never met but are rivals because of their bosses competitive spirits. How will an surreptitious romance throw off the balance of things? Find out. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Rated M for laters chaps.

Sasuke saves Naruto from certain death but only to serve him up to the Akatsuki so he can suffer certain death at their hands instead. But first he needs to heal the battered ninja up a bit. But will spending time together again change his mind?

Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Naruto thought he wasn't but after a series of events in Kohona, will he still believe that in the face of the seductive wolf he isn't afraid? Or is it something else? Yaoi, SasuNaru. Rated M for content; slight gore.

Naruto has given up everything in order to save Sasuke's life- but why? Now, Sasuke is determined to find out what would make Naruto care so much about him after everything he's done. SasuNaru. Yaoi. After Shinobi War Arc. Plot and Romance.

Dissatisfied with his brother's defection from Konoha, Itachi comes up with a plan that will hopefully bring him back. Unfortunately, Naruto finds himself caught in the middle. For a genius, Itachi can sure come up with the weirdest ideas. Three-shot.

Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.

In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.

A group of kids are found in the Forest of Death, revealed to be the future children of the Rookie 9. Apparently, Naruto's very busy in the future. He has to care for the children who seem to be there for a reason, but why do they hate Sasuke so much?

John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M

Come join the land of cosplay and pastries! Naruto and Sasuke are brought into a world where it's okay for men to dress up - as long as it brings in customers! While immersed into this new enviroment, love sparks in just the right places. SasuNaru AU

Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...

Naruto's relationship with Sasuke has hit the bottom. In order to not lose his partner, he seeks the help of a sex therapist Kakashi. Will he be able to bring these two back together? Or will he fail? Slash, birthday fic. Please read and review!

It's been 3 years now that Akihito had been living in his lover penthouse after the indecent in Hong Kong 3 years ago, but what if his life turn something complicated that he hiding something from his lover and deiced to run away for good?Mpreg Need Beta!

Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.

"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?

Cinderella rewrite. Because fifteen minutes isn't always enough time to fall in love, a Fairy Godmother isn't a genie, and even a prince has to prove himself.

Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru

Five children mysteriously appear in Konoha, bringing with them the mystery of who they are and what their connection with Sasuke and Naruto are? SasuNaru-Yaoi

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

My name is Uzumaki Naruto and I am currently the stage manager for a play at my high school. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to deal with forbidden crushs, snobby girls, sexy bastards and a lot of perverts! SasuNaru, yaoi, rated M for later ;

Naruto finally succeeded in getting Sasuke back. Unfortunately Sasuke can't stay in the village and has to live elsewhere. Life goes on, but in what kind of way? Will everything turn out okay for Sasuke or ...? Sasunaru, mentioned MPreg, Slash

like the title says, a sidefic for Online! Humorous one-shot with the Uchiha family. Please read, enjoy and leave a review! XD

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Naruto is a servant is Sasuke's castle, but how far will he go for the prince's love? Just as far as Sasuke will. SASUNARU! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS.

Naruto had a plan. He was planning on locking himself in his room, avoiding his ex at all costs, and then stand by his best friend at his wedding and smiling. Too bad the Bride has other plans.

Naruto has come a long way from his teenage days; taller, older and… well, only slightly wiser. But with hunters drawing blood and only a matter of time before the pitter-patter of tiny feet make their appearance, things won't be any easier. Sasunaru, Mpreg. Sequel to From Under the Star Filled Sky.

Sasuke is part of a group that specialises in the supernatural. When they are called to investigate an orphanage that has experienced some strange events, things might just get a bit deadly! Full summary inside. SasuNaru/yaoi/ghosts/O.C's/ AU

A collaboration between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. Naruto finds a mysterious scroll in his attic, once the clock strikes 12, nothing will ever be the same. Yaoi,GORE AND BAD THINGS! RATED M. SasuNaru!

How the battle at Orochimaru's hideout should've gone: What did Naruto promise Sai he'd do if Sasuke didn't come back? Why does Sasuke look like he wants to kill Sai, instead? And why is Sakura having a nosebleed? Read to find out! SasuNaru

Co-op with Hitoko-sama! "When the demon king became too old, he gave his seat over to one of the most powerful demon families in Konoha at the time. The Uchiha clan. I plotted to kill all of them, but what really sent me off the deep end was your family."

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

Sasuke and Sai want to prove who's a better screw to Naruto. At the same time. SasuNaruSai, PWP, lemon, hatesex and UST.

Sasuke wants to get Naruto into a skirt, and when the blond does something to piss him off the perfect opportunity arises. Shameless PWP, lemon, yaoi, SasuNaru

My personal spin off of Little Red Riding Hood. Yaoi and enjoy!

"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.

In retrospect, Naruto probably could have used his handy new jutsu in much more productive ways rather than, say, writing Sasuke Uchiha threatening letters every year on the anniversary of the Valley of the End. Sasuke/Naruto Please Review!

There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.

Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?

With Naruto finding Orochimaru’s hideout yet again, The Sannin begins to doubt Sasuke’s loyalty. So he does the one thing left; he captures Naruto and gives him to Orochimaru as a gift. Sasunaru

He came back, even after everything. He was forgiven, even after all he did. But how will their already scarred relationship stand so many new obstacles? Mpreg, a bit angsty despite myself

Sasuke and Itachi go to the movies where they meet a very interesting blond. Story contains Uchihacest, threesome ect. Please read inside warning. Honestly this story is pure smut but definitely worth the read.

AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.

Not your ordinary high school fic. What happens when you mix humans, healers and demons together in one school? What exactly is so special about Naruto, a boy whose face goes unseen by everybody? Read! My first fanfic. Rated M for later chapters SasuNaru.

What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile

Apparently Sasuke and Naruto never really lost communication. So you're saying everything's been an act? SasuNaru

After living in obscurity for most of his childhood, Naruto finds that in Tokyo, he's ventured too deep into the secret underbelly of a culture not his own. Luckily, aid comes in the form of one mysterious and mortally dangerous demon, Uchiha Sasuke.Sasunaru.

A no good psychologist evaluates the mental state of Konoha ninjas, via journal entries. What he found was a village of sexually repressed ninjas who didn't give two flying cow patties about their jobs. Naru/Sasu, Shiki/Neji, Kaka/Iru.

SuiSasuNaru. In the first mission Suigetsu had with Sasuke and Naruto curiosity got the better of him, and since that day nothing would ever be the same.

Oneshot, Yaoi SasuNaru. Naruto has a secret: he's a dancer in a gay bar. And it's just his luck that the damn Uchiha finds out.

Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru

Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU

Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness

COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski

Sequel to Innocence From Ashes; Yaoi, Mpreg. SasuNaru. It’s High Summer, and our beloved Hokage-sama has been so busy, that his prowling wolf is getting anxious.

Sequel to The Slave of Sound; SasuNaru. Yaoi, and more fluff than is healthy. Naruto has been brought back from oblivion through Kyuubi. And this time, a certain Nine Tailed Fox is going to make sure his beloved kit is safe and happy.

Angst, mature themes, distressing situations, deepening yaoi. You have been warned. Sound has risen once more, under the auspices of the traitor Sasuke Uchiha but what of Naruto Uzumaki, stolen away by the one he called his friend so many years ago?

-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU

By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC

Why does Sai want Sasuke and Naruto to watch a porn movie? SasuNaru Lemon oneshot

Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru

During a mission, Sasuke comes in contact with a odd black powder. Pairings: SasuNaru,KakaIru,GaaLee,ShinKiba

Naruto admitted his feelings to Sasuke but he turned him down. Now...Naruto returns from training and wait, when did he get so handsome? Girls are now all over him. But he still like Sasuke. Uh oh, what does Naruto and Garra have in store? SasuNaru other.

When Akihito suspects that Asami just might have lost interest, he flees to Europe, unwilling to gamble for the truth. But thousands of miles away...can he really let go?

Naruto looked at Sasuke, 'I want to know why,' Naruto's voice lowered to barely a whisper, 'why on that night did you tie me up and pound into me so relentlessly...' SasuNaru, Yaoi

Sasuke's the new kid on the block, the perfect tool to use against the class freak, Naruto. The popular crew bets him that he can't bed Naruto in a month. Sasuke takes them on, but what will happen to Naruto after the bet? Sasunaru. Complete!

Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT

There is a man trying to fit a glass shoe three sizes too small on Naruto.

Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru

How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.

Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10

Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru

Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.