A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been attacked in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you are a proud Christian, copy/paste this into your profile

I'm not a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things a lot.
I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes I have a broken heart.
My friends and I sometimes fight
and maybe some days nothing goes right.
But when I think about it
and take a step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
and that maybe, just maybe, I like being unperfect...
Copy and paste this in your profile if you are anything like me.

Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.

Some words of wisdom:

Killers stab you in the head.
Boys stab you in the heart.
Friends stab you in the back.
But best friends don't carry any knives.

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' And then I get hit in the face.

"Honestly officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not god!"

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

At my lemonade stand, I used to give away the first glass free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over.

Never take life seriously. Nobody stays alive anyway.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground, and miss.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

You call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature and everything in nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment.

When nothing goes right, go left.

The guy who said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer "Where to begin?"

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Why does George Lucas keep tricking us into thinking Ahsoka's going to die? If you wonder the same, copy and paste this onto your profile.

An old lady is lost at the train station and she calls over someone to help her. she says, "can you get me to station 10?" the person says, "well, if you go left, you'll be right." she starts hitting him with her cane and says, "don't get smart with me!" and he says, "okay, but if you go right, you'll be left."

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself / sing to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've searched Google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

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If corn oil is made from corn and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

If a fly has no wings, is it considered a walk?

If you hit a homerun, but die before you get to home base, does it still count?

If a guy with no legs gets a full body massage, is it half off?

If the Jaguars are known as the Jags and the Patriots are known as the Pats, then what are the Titans known as?

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If someone with multiple personalities kills himself, is it considered homicide?

If the Sabith is the holy day of rest, how come church start so early in the morning?

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

...creepy.