Alcohol and bad decisions go hand in hand. Courier Six has learned this first hand and knows how bad those decisions can be. What he wasn't expecting was for things to take the turn they did.

On a trip to China, the body eats some undercooked beef from a shady street vendor in Beijing and comes down with salmonella. Between evil antigens and incompetent antibiotics, what's the immune system to do?

Frisk has watched Chara helplessly through so many genocide routes, having to deal with the guilt alone. She is tired and is willing to do anything to make this never-ending cycle come to an end, even if it means making a deal with a demon. Frisk will be stripped of her DETERMINATION, powers and humanity. But no cost is too much to end this, right?

The Courier just wants a break from babysitting four teenaged girls who clearly do not belong in the Wasteland.

Basically a story & one-shots of what happens after BoO. Nico healing, Will becoming closer, Jason & Percy being silly older bros, capture the flag, Leo & Calypso returning, Apollo's fate, quest w/ Cecil & Lou Ellen, Curse of Hades, Bob, Reyna, many weddings, children, ect. Solangelo. I don't own Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus characters. COMPLETE.

The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.

Always take the shot, it's a solid piece of advice even in spite of its source.

Join the cast of homestuck as they go through high school! They face dark magic, pregnancies, drama and more! It has multiple pairings and ADULT CONTENT plz review this is my first story

AU fanfic. When Wheatley was put in charge of the facility, he thought he had it all under control. The androids were annoying, the alarms were blaring... But what he wasn't prepared for at all were the escaped experiments from the Aperture Genetics Division of the facility.

Max suspects that her parents wouldn't approve of her latest photography subject.

There are photos Max doesn't ever mean to show.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.

John's world is torn apart when he tests positive for the disease that threatens humanity-a disease that turns normal people into violent monsters, with grey skin and yellow eyes. He's quickly taken from his town and dumped in the fenced-in city 'Haven', where all the diseased go to live out their remaining days.

According to my legal papers, I am a grade A schizophrenic psychopathic pyromaniac that should be admitted to a mental hospital, but I didn't end up that way over night. It took years of slowly dissolving to land myself as many mental disorders as I have. Pyro Origins Story.

When the very worst beings of fan fiction are brought into one place, under the command of a single nihilistic entity, fueled by a rage to crumble the world of fiction into nothingness, the task of salvation falls upon the original characters of six fictional worlds, to save the stability of their world of fiction. 6 way crossover, bad fanfic crossover.

The world of humans is no more, something dark has wiped them out, leaving only pokemon behind. In a world without man, the pokemon eventually come to replace them.

Ever since John mentioned the human game Dungeons and Dragons, Vriska has been intrigued to the point of obsession. Now she asks John to teach her the game. Update: In which the investigation truely begins. Oh, and Karkat is a glutton for punishment.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

A Mary Sue comeuppance fic. Her story ended, but with the camera accidentally still rolling, her "epilogue" will not be pretty. Stupid humor ahead.

Begins at the end of Brotherhood episode 19, "Death of the Undying." A spontaneous act of kindness prolongs Barry's life, forging unlikely alliances and providing the opportunity for some very interesting - dare I say, killer? - conversations. Complete!