*The camera turns on, to reveal a teenage girl swing-dancing to ABBA's "Dancing Queen" and singing with it, badly. She notices that the camera is turned on, and starts berating the cameraman.*
"..."
"- wait, what?! Why didn't you tell me the camera was turned on, you-!"
*several flickers of static as a struggle occurs.
A few minutes later, with the now dead cameraman visible in the background...*
"My apologies. He's...not been with me long." *glares*
"Anyway...shall we try again?"

I am Sara Sky-Wolf. I live in America with my Mom, my dog Carmelita (my adorable little minion, hehehe...), three fish, two chickens, and a rabbit. I'm on FanFiction (duh!), Minecraft, Champions Online, and DeviantArt, so basically I live on my computer. :D :D :D

Unfortunately, my mother has decided I spend too much time on here, so she's told me, in no uncertain terms, that if I want to continue reading fanfics, I have to write some, too. So, here I am. Hopefully, you people won't be too mean if my stories are bad, because I'm looking to improve. So critiques and advice are both more than welcome; in fact, I will give a llama to anyone who gives me good advice.
I am also freakishly obsessed with good grammar/spelling, to the point it takes me five minutes to text two sentences to someone. I will probably notice any mistakes on my own, but if I don't, please let me know.

I am obsessed with the following shows/movies and ship the following characters (well, I'm obsessed with tons of shows, but these are the ones that I can currently remember):

Doctor Who - 9/Rose, 10/Rose, 11/Rose, Mickey/Martha, Amy/Rory, Donna/Lee.

Arrow - Tommy/Laurel, Oliver/Helena.

Grimm - Monroe/Rosalee, Nick/Juliette.

Once Upon A Time

Avengers - Tony/Pepper, Loki/Pepper.

House, MD - House/Cuddy.

Sherlock - Sherlock/Molly.

Bones - Temperance/Booth.

My favorite quotes (there's several):

Fourth Doctor to Sara Jane: Of course I'm being childish! There's no point in being grown up if you can't act childish sometimes.

Anonymous: Ladies and gentlemen, we have the situation under control. Please proceed to panic in a calm and orderly fashion.

Loki: If you don't mind, I think I'll have that drink now.

Sherlock: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research!

Hermann Hese: There is no reality except the one contained within us. That's why so many people live an unreal life; they take the images outside themselves for reality, and never allow the world within to assert itself.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: Peace cannot be acheived through violence, it can only attained through understanding.

Anonymous: Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Anonymous: Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Marcus Tullius Cicero: A room without books is like a body without a soul.

Anonymous: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese…milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's tough, get a helmet.

I'm not random, I just have many thou- oh look, squirrel!

If you cannot understand my mind, then I have succeeded in being original.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Isn't that the point?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

EDIT: 06/15/13 - I, er, appear to have had a rather large case of writer's block. For quite some time. I will try to post another chapter today, but it may not be a long one. You have my apology, and my thanks for your patience.