DifferentImagination
 Hi, I'm DifferentImagination, Favorite Food: Sushi and Ice Cream (Yes, ice cream is a food. If it cures hunger it's food in my book.) Favorite Animal: Pig Favorite Bird: Humming Bird Favorite Insect: DragonFly (Sure, Butterfly would be the more obvious choice, but DragonFlys are funner, more spontanious, and they have sparkly wings. Do Butterflys have sparkly wings? I don't think so.) Favorite Animal Of The Swimming Variety: Bottle-Nose Dolphin I'm not random...You just can't think as fast as me. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile. If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason at all whatsoever copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(we both are...) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy and paste this onto your profile. 94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile If you're a slow runner...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, Cb1-teamswitzerland29, klutyzygal12, Evanescence2189, ImpossiblyPerfect, DifferentImagination, If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever skipped up the stairs copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy this into your profile. If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (TSTL;Too Stupid Too Live. I have a long list from every book I've read) Got a problem with me? Solve it FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me FRIEND: Asks me for my number FRIEND: Hides me from the cops FRIEND: lets me make an idiot of myself in public FRIEND: Fade Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I used all my sick days so I called in dead. You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to. I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not. Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible. Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon! I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. I've got a short attention span and magic markers... Oh the fun I will have What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back! An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. I hear your silence loud and clear. According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Whatever you are, be a good one. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every two months. What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling. I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid I'm not as think as you drunk I am Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?! My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone. Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing. If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me. Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed. Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. I didn't trip, I attacked the floor. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Be insane- well behaved people never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.(just the way I like 'em) It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it? Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . . I'm not random . . . I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! "Sir, we're surrounded!" 65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent how would have their nose in a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. FAQ: Q: Are you insane? A: Absolutely, completely and utterly insane, but the best people are. Q:What does it mean if a man is lying in your bed gasping your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough! REMEMBER WHEN .. To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana' 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' GIRLS (\_/)This is Bunny Copy (='.'=) and paste him in your profile and (")_(")help him on his way to world domination! Type your name with your elbow: dcciiifrerenjhtimaginastyion Type it with your chin: dxiffererntgkim zavbgki nzagfkjjkkn Your nose: e9rr4e4hjhnti8jkmaqtgi8nat89nh (not quite sure how I made it bold) Your forehead: we mrf54e34rw2hyr t5ojuhghsamnituionm ( still not sure because it happened again) Your toe: differentimagination (oh yeah) Your eyes closed with your fingers: diferentomzvunrion Which Are You?? Scroll Down After You Decide To See Which House You Would Get In To At HogWarts. 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