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 Hi! I see you have clicked on that little blue link that happens to lead to my profile! Good for you! Kudos for your efforts! Oh, you would like to know more about me, wouldn't you? Well, I have info right here, but it's not real -- just an alias. I DON'T LIKE STALKERS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! Calling me BlondeNerd is fine. Gender: Hmm... To tell or not to tell? That is the question... Meh, why the heck not? Female. Species: ... ... ... ... ... ... ...It's kinda obvious... Behavior Well, I highly cherish my privacy (it should be very obvious) and space. I usually don't curse (the keyword being usually), and I like to keep texts/chats/typing-in-general formal. That doesn't mean that I don't like to have fun, though. I can also be kind of negative and pessimistic sometimes, but I'm one of the weirdest people I know. (Seriously, you should see me at lunch. Those sandwiches don't know what hit them...) That is all I wish to reveal. You want more, you say? Well, you'll have to go elsewhere... Also, I'm a huge otaku/weeaboo/fangirl/anime lover. Below is a list of animes I enjoy/have watched, with SAO being the first... Sword Art Online (completely finished I and II) Hunter x Hunter (all-time favorite, finished, and currently waiting for next manga update (Togashi, stop being so friggin' stubborn)) Attack on Titan (up to episode 25) Magi: Labyrinth of Magic (haven't finished...) Pokemon (more interested in the games, but have seen some of the anime) Your Lie in April (finished) Another (finished) Yu Yu Hakusho (finished manga, barely started with the anime) Bungou Stray Dogs (finished 2nd Season) Death Parade (finished)Next up is a list of cartoons that I have thoroughly enjoyed up until now... (it's not very big, I know) Steven Universe (caught-up) Voltron: Legendary Defender (waiting for Season 3) Teen Titans (NOT Teen Titans Go) (pretty much finished) Gravity Falls (halfway through second season)And now, here are the multitude of books/series I've read and loved... (really short because I can't remember at the moment) Harry Potter (Finished books 1-7) Percy Jackson Series (finished PJO and HOO series) Divergent (first book only)I'm sure there are plenty more I have forgotten/have yet to see. If I remember, I'll update it. So... Bye? |
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From the Top by PFTones3482 reviews
With a cast as crazy as the Voltron crew, you're bound to have a lot of mishaps on set. This is a collection of those mishaps, bloopers, and behind the scenes moments of Voltron: Legendary Defender. Currently up: Author's Note
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 84,399 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/1/2017
Lattices by Rhyss reviews
After six years of military training, 16 year-old Asterra is off to do what everybody in her clan is expected to do by tradition: prove their right to be an adult by passing three phases of the Hunter Exam. But she's got her sights set on bigger goals than just being recognized as an adult. The Hunter x Hunter story with an OC.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 159,018 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 4/27/2014
Though She Be But Little by TheRedScreech reviews
A series of one-shots and some multi-shots about our favourite, littlest paladin. Mostly fluff, definitely some angst. NO ROMANCE. Any and all ships are purely platonic. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,066 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Pidge G./Katie H.
Echo by heyheroics reviews
Lance is stripped of his voice. To make matters worse, he's also stuck with his self-proclaimed rival in dangerous territory and he literally can't say a damn thing about it (Challenge fic. Keith and Lance friendship/bromance)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,790 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 11/1/2017
Light Years from Home by Akozu Heiwa reviews
Lance had always been, well, different. He knew he was adopted when he was like, four? It didn't matter, his family was his family, blood or not. But he's always felt that something just wasn't right, wasn't the same. And then he got thrown into space. And then things started becoming familiar.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,776 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Lance, Coran
Colder by FollowTheReaper01 reviews
Lance struggles to find an accurate description of himself and his place on the team. After five months captured by the Galra, he suffers some serious side affects.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Keith, Lance, Haggar - Complete
As Color Fades Away by IcyPanther reviews
"There is no escape for you, Paladin," Haggar whispered, voice echoing from from the very depths of his mind and filling Lance with a horror and dread he could not begin to describe. "Not from this ship. Not from death." She let out a soft laugh that rang with dark promise. "And especially not from me." / In which Zarkon desires the Black Lion and the Blue Paladin pays the price.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 80 - Words: 470,451 - Reviews: 5470 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk - Complete
A Long Game of Hide and Seek by RosyRain reviews
The plan was simple. Pass the Hunter Exam, get my license, hunt down a certain asshole, beat up said asshole, and drag that asshole back home... But I guess I should've known better. I really should have known that not everything would go according to plan. (OC based story; Cover Image by Nyonyokun)
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 320,148 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Gon F., Killua Z., Kurapika K., OC
Lion's Pride by silverheartlugia2000 reviews
Psychic bonds aren't a one way thing, there had to be side effects to having your soul attached to a giant robot cat wouldn't there? Just because Keith was part Galra dosen't mean he's the only one who can develop weird habits.. First voltron fic, established klance and galra keith, hints of elemental powers transferring over as well.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,323 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 9/18/2016
The Future Used to be Dull by TheSecretMistress reviews
Asa Kleinfelder's future was dull. He had the same boring routine every single day. Wander. Avoid people. Sometimes, he even satisfied his thirst for blood. So dull. So when news of the Hunter Exam reached his ears, he decided to take it. He didn't care that it was extremely dangerous. He was a vampire, what was the worst that could happen? Killua Zoldyck happened.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,383 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 6/10/2016 - [Killua Z., OC] Gon F., Kurapika K.
Roar by Reid Phantom reviews
Lance met them while surfing just off the coast of Cuba. Hunk met him while helping out at his mothers' restaurant. Pidge met her while solving puzzles with her brother. Shiro met him after leading his soccer team to victory. Keith... Well, Keith had always known her. Which is why he was completely unsurprised to find out the cats were more than they seemed. *On hiatus*
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 2/12/2017
The Change Behind her Eyes by FunkyWashingMachine reviews
AU - Pidge, a changeling, gets taken in by Shiro and his supernatural friend group
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Keith, Lance] T. Shirogane/Shiro, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Weekend Guests by The Beckster reviews
Voltron had been too late. They hadn't been able to stop the Galra this time. As the Paladins pick their way through a leveled city, they come across a group of survivors and find themselves way out of their element. Everyone except Lance, that is. Sounds more dramatic than it really is. Lots of fluff and cute.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk
Brown by Skiewrites 2.0 reviews
Between befriending the naive humans, hiding his identity as an Altean and the struggle of schoolwork, Lance fights against the desire to leave Earth or stay with his family. Meanwhile, tensions rise in the McClain household as Lance's absence forces them to ask questions they don't want answered. Part 2 of All The Colours Of The Wind series, sequel to Grey.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/6/2018 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Lance - Complete
Lance’s Funeral by RachelleFaucet reviews
A Klance au in which Keith discovers that him and only him can see Lance's ghost.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,411 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Keith, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H., T. Shirogane/Shiro - Complete
Violet Transformation by NyteXade reviews
Sequel to Connection. After coming out of the healing pod, odd things begin happening slowly to Keith. He chooses to keep it from the others in the Castle at first. How long can he keep it hidden and what in the world is happening to him? Galra!Keith fic(Rated T just in case. May change to M later)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,884 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
familiar by achieving elysium reviews
Altean!Lance AU. The only one who remembers the fall of Altea, Lance struggles to find a place in a band of misfits he will never fully trust. Secrets aren't the only thing on the rise; on the other side of the battlefield is Zarkon, someone Lance once saw as a brother and now his greatest enemy. But Voltron has always protected the universe, and the Blue Paladin won't stop now.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,309 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Lance, Zarkon - Complete
The Wounds We Heal, and Those We Don't by wingedflower reviews
The time Lance has spent in the cryopod, being the first human ever to do so, results in him getting healing abilities. As first sight, it seems like a blessing - but some wounds cannot be healed so easily, as the team learns the hard way.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 8/7/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Lion Around by iwouldgetaniguana reviews
The Lions have been connected to each other for far longer than they have been connected to any Paladin, but their conversations have yet to demonstrate the maturity level one might expect from such a bond. It can get kind of boring in the hangers, you know. [Crack.]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 4/6/2017 - Complete
Keeping Secrets by this-book-has-been-loved reviews
Pidge and Hunk meet up for a study session in Hunk's room. Pidge finds a familiar book in Hunk's bookcase. For Platonic VLD Week: Impulse/Restraint.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Beneath the Champagne Sea by Swiss Army Knife reviews
The paladins make a diplomatic visit to a planet with sexual dimorphism roughly opposite that of Earth. Women are larger and more powerful, while men are leaner and smaller. Lance attracts more than his fair share of attention.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,559 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Keith, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Written in the Stars by Crow-Black Dream reviews
Pidge discovers a way to send messages back to Earth.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Pidge G./Katie H., Colleen H. - Complete
The Fabric of Energy by Forbidden Tomatoes reviews
All objects have a certain amount of magic in them, stemming from their emotional value. What emotion that is can vary from joy and love to hatred and spite. Hunk is known for his loving nature, and he's a great source for these positive items. It's the Caretaker's job to mend the corrupt, but he's starting to need a bit of help. [on indefinite hiatus]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Lance, Hunk, Zarkon
Each Passing Year by burningbroadripple reviews
Stories of how our favorites spend their birthdays on various years. Planning to be chronological but that could change. Post 2011 anime, no DC content. Gon, Killua and Alluka will keep it pretty fluffy, but Kurapika and Leorio fill me with angst (both individually and as a pairing).
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2016 - [Leorio, Kurapika K.] Gon F., Killua Z.
The Itsy-Bitsy Spider Can Go Screw Itself by dark insanity 13 reviews
One thing Keith liked about space was that there were no arachnids out there. He did not account for the fact that just as there are infinite possible realities, the chances of a planet of giant eight-legged creatures existing in the infinite universe were incredibly high.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk - Complete
Gifts by The-Angst-Chronicles reviews
Lance makes handmade presents for the team. Too bad nobody realizes that it's him
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Lance - Complete
Sleepless Shadows by Isella of the wolf tribe reviews
When a girl wishes to leave her abusive lifestyle to go someplace else, this WAS NOT what she meant. She didn't want to end up like this, stuck between two worlds, no way to live in either.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 191,379 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Killua Z., OC] Kurapika K., Gon F.
Infection by 5557 reviews
While exploring an alien planet, Lance is nearly killed by a mysterious alien until he is rescued by Keith. Now he's convinced that he is infected with an alien sickness. Why doesn't anyone believe him? It must be Keith's fault. This is a horror-comedy, and I drew pictures.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,897 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [Lance, Keith] [T. Shirogane/Shiro, Princess Allura] - Complete
Diagnose Me by MeelaFaye reviews
Kurapika Kurta is a prodigy and world-renowned psychologist haunted by a tragic past. One night, he finds the body of an unconscious man lying in the road. He soon discovers that the man (Hisoka) not only can't remember who he is, but comes from violence and murder. Kurapika is going to try and save Hisoka from his demons, but who will save Kurapika from Hisoka?
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 119,091 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Kurapika K., Hisoka] Leorio, Kuroro L. - Complete
A Muted Truth is a Lie by Cookie Krisp reviews
She was a thief. He was an assassin. She was poor. He was rich. She lived in a dump. He lived in a mansion. Opposites, right? Wrong. Because in the end, she was just a girl, he was just a boy, and underneath it all, they were only human. KilluaxOC. Based on 1999 anime only.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,339 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Killua Z.
Hunting Reasons by Mikarma13 reviews
Gon has the ability of rapid cellular regeneration - he could heal himself. Determined to find his father who is said to have the ability to copy others' abilities, Gon embarks on a journey filled with adrenaline and danger. Along the way, he met with people he won't mind dying for a thousand times. AU, based on Heroes, a wonderful hit-series.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,101 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Gon F., Killua Z., Kurapika K., Leorio