Good friend vs. Best friend:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, Stupid, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane, if yours is too then copy this onto your profile.

Coped this from Annechase Cuz i think its sweet and funny

(Yes boys can think stuff is sweet to.) :) -Galactic

Other random stuff i copied

Army

Squad: 9-15 soldiers, Leader: Staff Sergeant/Sergeant

Platoon: 18-44 soldiers (2-4 squads), Leader: Lieutenant, Second-in-Command: NCO (Non-Comissioned Officer)

Company: 62-190 soldiers (3-5 platoons), Leader: Captain, Second-in-Command: First Sergeant

Battalion: 300-1,000 soldiers (4-6 companies), Leader: Lieutenant Colonel, Second-in-Command: Command Sergeant Major

Brigade: 3,000-5,000 soldiers (2-5 battalions), Leader: Colonel, Second-in-Command: Command Sergeant Major

Division: 10,000-15,000 soldiers (3 brigades), Leader: Major General

Corps: 20,000-45,000 soldiers (2-5 divisions), Leader: Lieutenant General

Army: 50,000 soldiers (2 or more corps), Leader: General

Aerial Fleet

Task Element: one ship, Leader: Captain

Task Unit: a squadron of ships, Leader: Commodore

Taskgroup: carriers and escorts, Leader: Admiral

Fleet: 2 or more Taskgroups, Leader: Fleet Admiral

Aerial Fighter Units

Party: 2 fighters

Flight: 4 fighters, Leader: First Lieutenant

Squadron: 4 flights (16 fighters), Leader: Captain

Group: 2-4 squadrons (32-64 fighters), Leader: Major

Wing: 3 groups (96-192 fighters), Leader: Colonel

some if not all of the people can relate to the pastes below

If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Rain C. frosty, StoryMaster10, lehcar7856, The 13 White Knights,GalacticGamer,

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who haven't, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.(Be it a wall, table, or person, I've head-butted them all.)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished to meet a character from the show copy/paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

stolen from N1nj4 Grrrl's profile :D

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

TheJazzyDolphin

MindBender 10

April Mayz

ArtemisApollo97

Percylia22

Natsucrush106

Flabbergastedness

That Random Gay Guy

Elanaseptembear

Fantasyluvr1234

TheSilverboar

GalacticGamer