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Endings by ingeniousmacabre reviews
She's the best at what she does. He's not so bad, either. So when the rival organizations, The Bellatorum and Triplus, send their best spies on a war path for the most coveted technology in the world, things can get a little... diggity. AU espionage fic, featuring most other characters.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 120,489 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] [Donald, Stacie]
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shades of Grey by anondracomalfoy reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange is at large, and Harry Potter suspects that the only two who can stop the psychotic Death Eater and aid in saving the Wizarding World are an unlikely pair: Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,657 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Two Boxes of Memories by solsbane reviews
She still remembers the first time she saw him after the War. He still remembers the first time he wrote her a letter. Two people recollect their relationship, filled with distance and things never said - and try to find happiness in between the seams.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,350 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
All I Want by magical-mystery-girl reviews
For as long as she had known him, time always froze whenever Draco's eyes connected with hers. Suddenly finding herself ostracized from the Weasleys as a result of an argument with Ron, Hermione might finally be able to give Draco something he has wanted for a long time, something he never thought he could have, and something she never thought he would want.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,725 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
With Teeth by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Black by thewaitwasworthitlove reviews
She took a deep breath and remembered why she was here - to make Draco Malfoy sweat. She pressed her feelings down. Now was not a time to get all dewy and nervous and tremulous. That time was past. Now it was time to get even.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Weasleys' Whimsical Wintertime Wishes by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Fred and George Weasley's latest creation, the Whimsical Wintertime Wishes Christmas tree ornaments, are wildly popular. In fact, there is only one left, but both Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy want to buy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
bitter sweet by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What We've Found by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione and Malfoy are both Aurors who were sent on a mission to retrieve a stolen artifact. They found it, but they found something else while at it, too. For lalaland89.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Puddle Jumping by RZZMG reviews
Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 143 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
I'm Looking Down, So Come Help Me Up by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
It's not like she was planning on it, but after the craptastic week she just had, falling in love just seemed like the easiest thing to do. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,944 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
My Heart Will Never Ever Change by flowerrrs25 reviews
Her head may not be whole, but her heart still is. Ally loses her words but Austin will never lose her. Auslly. One-shot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 3013 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
curtain calls by fullmetals reviews
"As if on cue, the vivid blue caps took flight into the auditorium air with a dazzling movement of the hand; the brilliant second when all were airborne. And for one spectacular moment, five special caps hovered in the air; stayed, and five sets of eyes locked in remembrance of what had been and what would be." / The hardest thing was taking their final curtain calls together. /
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Wasabi Warriors - Complete
Never Let Me Go by anondracomalfoy reviews
There's a boy with hair the color of glittering diamonds and a girl who spends a lifetime falling in love with him. Photo courtesy of scorpiusblackk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Slowly Toward Desire by phlox reviews
Hermione decides then and there to stop thinking she has any idea whatsoever of what to expect from Draco Malfoy. She hasn't a clue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,884 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Building Sapphire Skies by anondracomalfoy reviews
She wants a world painted in streaks of blue, so he spends a decade building her a sky full of sapphires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight Carousel by countingfaultsinourstars reviews
The glowing sparkler, soft music, whispers of laughter, bright lights, and little kisses. It's all theirs. It's their little secret, the midnight carousel. It's their escape from reality to a place where it's just them, two teenagers in love. / One-Shot KICK
Kickin' It - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Sleepless by writergirl8 reviews
Because sometimes, to fall asleep, all you need is your best friend. Your boyfriend. Your fiancee. Your wife. Your soul mate. A collection of 30 moments in a lifetime during which Ron and Hermione just couldn't fall asleep. Bonus Chapter posted under 27 (4/21/13)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,516 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Paper by Wonderstruck-Ambition reviews
To anyone else, it was just a useless piece of paper. But not to him. Not to them.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Reckless by Wonderstruck-Ambition reviews
He doesn't like the rich life he has; her family is bankrupt due to his. He's trouble, rebellious. She's the good girl, who plays by the rules. Together, they're the rebellion of a lifetime.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
it was a tuesday by Wonderstruck-Ambition reviews
They have a kingdom made up, in the empty silences that build up the nighttimes. He is the King and she is the Queen and they rule the people who are awake at 2,3,4 in the morning. They reign in the nights, with the insomniacs and the people stuck with the night shift, except they're the only ones who actually find the early mornings magical.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Question by a cold day in december reviews
"You two are the type of friends that finish each other's sentences; the type of friends who know everything about the other; the type who can communicate with one look and one gesture. You know what type of friends you are?" Austin shook his head, no. "You're not friends," Penny said with an air of finality. "You're lovers." / AUSLLY. One shot. Complete. For Tessa.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
sugar, we're goin' down by shiksa goddess reviews
She shrugs. "Well, now you have one friend." He looks over at her quizzically. "You consider us friends?" She nods, eating a spoonful of her McFlurry and avoiding eye contact in fear of awkwardness. "So don't ruin it." / in which Austin is a hitchhiking musician and Ally just wants to get home. College!AU
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A Promise To Return To by Peace.Love.Passion.Laugh reviews
It was fate when Jack and Kim met. Becoming best friends, they learn it wasn't easy growing up especially with the growing feeling towards each other. The story of how best friends turned into lovers. They are put into an ultimate test when an incident changes everything that may break everything they shared in the last 12 years. Will their love for each other last? -Oneshot
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,311 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Kim C., Jack B. - Complete
no place to start when our souls are apart by a cold day in december reviews
Ally really does go to MUNY, and Austin counts down the days until he will see her again. / AU. AustinAlly. Happy Holidays; trying to keep up some post-Christmas joy before the New Year! Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Sherwood Florist by l0stinl0ve reviews
Draco is turning 23 soon, and all of a sudden his mother has him running these weird errands for random dates. One of the errands is to get a bouquet for the girl. So he goes to the best flower shop in Diagon Alley, which just so happens to be owned by Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,651 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Crazier by StayWeird reviews
One look. That's all it takes for him to make me lose my mind. But I am so sick of the mind tricks. This is all a game Jack, and whoever falls first, looses. So bring it on. Disclaimer; I do not own Kickin it. Please Read and Review!:
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Explanations by his velvet touch reviews
Thanksgiving. Perhaps the worst holiday of the year-for Kim, at least. When everything she's ever known seems twisted and wrong, she turns to the one person who accepts her no matter what. Kim/Jack Three-shot, little steamy, no smut. Goes from deep, to passionate, to heart breaking. A little bit like a rollercoaster. :) Well worth the read, I gues. :D
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Kim C., Jack B. - Complete
All I Do is Hope by Living Masquerade reviews
When Hermione goes back to work a year after Ron's death to provide for herself and her daughter, she did not expect to find Draco Malfoy working there as well. And she certainly did not expect her daughter to become his son's best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,687 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Difficult by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: "I should," I repeated. "But I don't want to." And then he smiled, and I was wrecked. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,041 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'll Always Need You by stopthisgirl reviews
Ally is accepted into a music school in New York, and she won't let this opportunity slip away like she has with so many others. But Austin can't let her go just yet. Two-shot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
7 First Kisses by leopion reviews
People say that the first kiss is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, but perhaps it's not always true. An alternate ending to DH. Dramione Couple Remix Round 1 - Henry/Lucy 50 First Dates
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,316 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
False Dice by phlox reviews
"You always end with a jade's trick. I know you of old." Act I, Scene I, Much Ado About Nothing... *A Dramione/Beatrice & Benedick Remix*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rediscovering Old Skills by Soap1 reviews
Hermione's relationship with Ron doesn't work out, and in her new-found freedom and independence, she decides to sign up for a self defense class. But who should she meet there but her old Hogwarts nemesis, Draco Malfoy? D/H. Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,363 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Open Minded by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione refuses to speak her mind lately. That's until she was cast by a spell. And now, as if through a powerful Sonorus Charm, her innermost thoughts can be heard by anyone within six feet of her – including Draco Malfoy, of course. Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
12 Months of Malfoy by LoveBugOC reviews
It takes 12 months of living with the egotistical, pompous prat to realize she sort of...likes it. One-Shot made into a Two-Parter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 4,000 - Follows: 660 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Matter of Taste by galfoy reviews
Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 130 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 6,262 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,615 - Follows: 3,644 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
365 Days of Granger by LoveBugOC reviews
It takes him 365 days to realize what he should've known all along. OneShot. Don't let the word count scare you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,641 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strangers Dancing on a Summer Night by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
"I don't know what to say." You whisper into my ear, "Then don't say anything. Just let us be. Let us be those strangers again dancing on a summer night." -Sonny has her ideal summer romance, complete with the heartache- For XxSimplyAlicexX's contest. SxC
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Amazing Grace by RZZMG reviews
Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,000 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Song for the Brokenhearted by JDPhoenix reviews
Without Hermione's support, Harry finds it harder and harder to break Draco out of his cage. A Dramione with very little Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Moments to Build On by JDPhoenix reviews
Unseen moments, good and bad, between Draco and Hermione during and after their years at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/28/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Art of Diplomacy by Rizzle reviews
The end of Voldemort heralds the signing of the first Wizarding Peace Accord, allowing Purebloods and Wizarding Citizens to co-exist under very strict rules. But the Accord requires more than just optimism to work. It requires the art of diplomacy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,762 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Beauty by Emertheawesome reviews
In which Draco tears up floorboards and memories, and Hermione watches. Of redemption, forgiveness, and unexpected love. Featured fic for August on Hawthorne&Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Kind of Loyalty by JDPhoenix reviews
Crookshanks has always had good taste in people, so when Hermione finds him with Draco Malfoy she finds herself reassessing his character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/7/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3196 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
FortePiano by I'm All Teeth reviews
"He actually didn't like having to sit down at the bench and memorize songs, notes, chords, but he loved the satisfaction he felt when music was played well and there was rarely anyone around who could play piano better than he could." One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Wasn't Kicked Off, I Quit by Glalie773 reviews
Commentating on the first Quidditch game with Draco Malfoy isn't Hermione's ideal way of spending her day. But, of course, they're not even paying attention to the game much. "And lastly, the Boy-Who-Scored!" Pause. "Oh wait, he never 'scores'." One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fly in His Web by Elysium66 reviews
When Hermione attends a party, she expects some mayhem to ensue. She doesn't expect to end up with Draco Malfoy in such a sticky situation. And given what happened between them the year before, she's getting very worried about making bad habits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Lumps of Coal by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Someone has been tampering with Draco and Hermione's presents and no stone is left unturned to see who did it and why. Here's to hoping they get it solved before they annoy each other to death. Written for Dramione Advent 2010. Happy holidays!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by AkashaTheKitty reviews
A killer is on the loose, preying on Muggle-born witches marrying pure-blood wizards. This calls for an elaborate - or rather simple, really - scheme!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,413 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dreamers by Marmalade Fever reviews
Through their respective Ministry professions, Hermione and Malfoy have been paired to solve a mystery occurring on a sleepy little island within the Ministry's jurisdiction, but the island is a little sleepier than they had originally presumed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 7,398 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Moments of Clarity by SensationTwisted reviews
She did not like this game. "What are we celebrating?" "My divorce. I signed the papers today." He whispered. Then as if aware he was showing how vulnerable he seemed, he waggled his eyebrows. "Want to give some comfort tonight?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
She Drives, He Walks by Carol Rodrick reviews
Hermione/Draco. DH spoilers. Ignores epilogue. After the war, Hermione decides to live in the muggle world. She never expected to find Draco in there as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,921 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Collecting Kisses by foggybythebay reviews
Soon-to-be Professor Granger woke up with a raging headache and a sprig of mistletoe floating above her head. Figuring its presence was the work of a blond, soon-to-be Potions professor, she accosted him only to find him in possession of one, too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dad by Rizzle reviews
D/Hr themed, though Hermione does not feature here. This is Draco and Hermione's 16 year old's daughter's candid take on her eccentric father, warts and all. First person POV. Old fic, new home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Bachelor Party by Rizzle reviews
Wizarding Britain’s most famous couple is getting married. Organised mayhem ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,650 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Viva La Revolution by Rizzle reviews
Harry never made it and so the future of Magical Britain was re-written. Seventeen years after the fall of Hogwarts, the Commander of Voldemort’s Death Eater Army contemplates what true freedom really means.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Road Buddy by luckei1 reviews
I was walking along, minding my business, when out of the orange-coloured sky… Flash! Bam! Alakazam! Wonderful you came by…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 220 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nothing Fights by somandalicious reviews
And she fell for him like her heart was a mob informant and he was the East River. - - DMHG, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Comment by Lady Mage reviews
“Are you blind, Granger? How much more obvious do I have to get? I watch you all the time, and I kissed you good morning!” “So what, Malfoy?” “I BLOODY WELL FANCY YOU, THAT’S WHAT!” Hermione and Draco dialogue, Christmas of their seventh year. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Obscurity by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione has a black knight that watches over her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,550 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
More Reasons Than Not by permiable-cell-walls reviews
It has been nineteen years since the end of Voldemort, but not everyone is happy with their lives, even if they don't have to fear for them daily. Hermione Weasley encounters a man from her past and togethery they discover the meanings of adventure, exci
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gravity by luckei1 reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This and Here by emote rellish reviews
At twenty-seven, Draco still thinks it's okay to make poop jokes. And Hermione still can't get over that. "He should’ve known it was made-up. Not just the Iwannaleia Nunnery of Hawaii. All of it. Everything from the nunnery to the European brothels."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,615 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Grey Tuesdays by luckei1 reviews
Hermione goes on holiday for three reasons. A calendar date, her mother, and spontaneity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Water and Dirt by luckei1 reviews
He could say to the month, day, and even the hour when he realized she was someone he could spend the rest of his life with. Written for dmhgficexchange, winter 2007 DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by AnneM.Oliver reviews
They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,464 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Forbidden Fruit by 1lorett reviews
It was funny to think that even Fate, fickle a mistress that she may be, had chosen two people so unequivocally divided and diametrically opposing in every way, to be together. But she had. A tale of love, Draco and Hermione style.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,972 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Taste Of Your Kiss by AkashaTheKitty reviews
PostHogwarts. Could maybe follow canon, forgetting the epilogue, I suppose. OOC and HIGHLY improbable. Just a feelgood funny romance I wrote to relieve some of the angst I had gotten from writing Silencio. I don't care if you read or review :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Memory Lapses by luckei1 reviews
Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 8,068 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Guy Walks Into A Bar by luckei1 reviews
How do you know what you want? How do you REALLY know? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 209 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This is Not Our Farewell by IcyPanther reviews
DracoHermione ONESHOT When you see someone crying, comfort him. When you see someone hurt, heal him. When you see someone all alone, love him. When someone is in trouble, help him. Hermione intends to do them all. Just not in that particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,517 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Necessities of Winter by luckei1 reviews
Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Short Stick by luckei1 reviews
When an unpleasant task presents itself, Hermione drew the shortest stick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
People Watching by luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For That I Thank You by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco's explanation of why he is thankful for his wife. DMHG One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Decaf by ammiva reviews
“Okay, so I discovered that the dreadful sludge you call your usual is not your favorite, and you discovered that I overtip our waitress... What else don’t I know about you?” The things we discover over coffee. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,932 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 242 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
À La Ville de Paris by Cerulean Sapphire reviews
By sheer circumstance, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy meet again after two years in Paris, France and start to get acquainted with each other. HGDM oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2002