Elisabet Hau
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Joined 11-07-03, id: 483173
Author has written 1 story for Beverly Hills 90210.
About myself:
I'm a girl.
.. and 23 years old, I'm an artist living in the town of Aarhus, Denmark, Scandinavia.
When I was a kid, my sister and I made the weirdest stories/cartoons, mostly about Jurassic Park (the first movie) crossed over with f.ex. Tutankhamon(!) and a silly english movie about a female scientist turning her bike into a timemaschine. We also made a lot of stories concerning the X-files and the world championships of artistic gymnastics, in the good old days of Shannon Miller(the victim of our evil jokes) and Gina Gogean etc. It was great fun!

So when I stumbled into this site I read and read and laughed and laughed and desided to go for my old silly habit again. So I think my writing will mostly be for the parody/humor section.

Love to you all,

Elisabet Hau

My favorite movies/series/characters include:

Harry Potter/ Snape, Hermione
Aliens/ Newt
X-files/Mulder&Scully (of course!)
LOTR/the hobbits, Aragorn, Arven
Twin Peaks/Agent Cooper, Laura Palmer
Labyrinth/Jareth&Sarah
Sleepy Hollow/Ichabod, Katrina and the whole thing
Edward Scissorhands - it's great
Pirates of the Carribian - Jack, of course
Moulin Rouge(!)
The Piano/Flora (I looooove Anna Paquin)

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Parody Paradise by Ivory Tower reviews
Warped Draco angst, dirty boutiques, and bizarre perversion! Chapter 24 up: Ginny is really an elven princess! This means the nonsense cannot be measured by any scale known to mankind! Jolly good fun here, kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,661 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/12/2002
Do You Like to Party? by SilentScream reviews
What happens when Rogue goes over to the Brotherhood house to "party" or get high, Strip Pockerand Make out sessions and going home only to not remember anything of course. Slight fem slash.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,217 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 8/11/2003
Hadley's Hope, Population 159 by Rob764 reviews
Hadley's Hope. The setting for the deaths of a platoon of colonial marines. But what happened before Hicks and Vasquez? What happened to the colonists?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003
tis your brother, Jack by snape's kidney reviews
yep, its finally been done, sleepy hollow x-over! this is for all you Johnny Depp fans R/R the title tells more than you think!!, ******chapter 2 is up******
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
Harry Potter and the Moulin Rouge by Them2 reviews
This is why, Ron, there are those laws about fiddling with Muggle inventions… Your favorite Hogwarts characters take the places of the stars of the movie Moulin Rouge! Tiger Tiger Rrroow rrrrrow!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Severus S.
A Lesson In Love by Saint Bacchus reviews
All wackiness ensues when Snape gets a raunchy Valentine from his secret admirer!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
The junior delinquents on West Beverly High reviews
The end is near... As five bad kids from Twin Peaks are sent to Beverly Hills to experience the “proper company”, hell breaks loose on Saint Brandon & co.
Beverly Hills 90210 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2003