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Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Thumbelina!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 227,696 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Issues by BlackLynx17 reviews
Very simple. Lucy and Natsu has Daddy issues, Wendy and Gray had past issues, Erza and Levy has boy issues, Juvia and Jellal have felony issues, while Lisanna and Gajeel have issues accepting the obvious. How will these issues be resolved? High School Fic. Lots of pairing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 225,117 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,921 - Reviews: 5395 - Favs: 10,173 - Follows: 11,039 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton, Amphitrite
Loki's Pranks by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 150 - Words: 207,773 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Spread Your Wings by Echoes Come in Whispers reviews
Annabeth couldn't believe it. She'd just gotten Percy back from the Romans and now some creepy dudes in white coats show up and take him! Percy, on the other hand, was confused. He'd woken up in a strange place, with strange kids, and strange feathery things growing out of his back. Why wasn't he at Camp Half-Blood?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,742 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 9/25/2012
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,232 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
COTCHO:PM (Permanent Hiatus) by Nateman364 reviews
The road to becoming a Pokemon Master is a long and hard journey. No human knows that more than Ash Ketchum. But with his first two Legendary Pokemon, Mew and Mewtwo, by his side, things start to change a whole lot. Ash is smarter, calmer, and more independent than he was made out to be. He must incorporate various techniques to reach that goal. Some shipping included. Rated K .
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 202,618 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 5,623 - Follows: 5,410 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
When the VA gang decides to play some games like hide and seek,truth or dare and man hunt, what happens when winning gets you a kiss? Who wins and who gets kissed? I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY! Dimitri isn't a strigoi!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,813 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Fee Fye Foe Fum by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't exactly what he had expected. Sebastian x OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 286,721 - Reviews: 2735 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - [Sebastian M., OC] - Complete
Acnologia, My Childhood Friend by Line464d reviews
Lucy runs away from the guild to begin her training to get stronger, when she runs into an old childhood friend, Acnologia. But… Why is he a Dragon? Why is SHE a Dragon? And how does her mother fit into everything?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 474,494 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [Lucy H., Acnologia] OC - Complete
Not the Same, Never Again by Winged Quill reviews
Even after escaping the horror of The School, Harry is plagued by flashbacks and nightmares. And the date on his arm is slowly ticking away the little time he has left. With wings and a death sentence, how long will it be before someone learns his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,976 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., Max
United By the Moon by Pinapplo reviews
As one reader called it, "A bootiful story of bootifulness". AU. Collection of fluffy drabbles. First story: Two unexpected lovers meet in the halls and bond over a common hobby.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014
Buddies by HecateA reviews
A story of beautiful, strong, bold majestic beasts and their riders (but not horses: elephants). Oneshot. Happy Easter!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Cerberus, Hannibal, Pluto - Complete
Trigger Finger by Nameless-Sufferer reviews
John has suffered enough. Between the careful glances and the constant reminders of his only Consulting Detective, he can't deal with it anymore. His only friend now, actually tangible, is his own loyal weapon, the one that served with him in Afghanistan and will serve one final purpose. "Nobody will stop me, as if anybody has already." (Johnlock)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
The Name Game is On by HecateA reviews
In which Sherlock is the worst person to name an unborn child with. This story does not take in consideration the events of S3 E3. For Humus and Peeta. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
24 Reasons I hate Christmas by VampireRide reviews
I'm Nick Walker and I Hate Christmas. And my first reason begins on the first day. December 1st. Find out my 24 reasons and why there isn't a 25th. (This story is basically a countdown to christmas.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Fang, Max
I Am Number Nine by Emiko.Nakamura reviews
Jenna Parker is a sixteen year-old alien that moved to the States from Canada. After the long move, she meets some...interesting... people... Can she fit in and hide who she really is, or will everything be revealed? Let's see, shall we?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,368 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012
Skinny Love by Ramblesx reviews
Being anorexic is hard, Piper discovers. Especially when there's a blue eyed boy trying desperately to save you from something you don't want to be saved from. "Come on Skinny Love, just last the year..." Rated T for suicide and depression. Jasper/Jeyna. (COMPLETE)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Falcon Flight by The Gallagher Girl reviews
After being saved from a gang of boys by Danni and her gang,Max joins them with her two sisters,Ella and Nudge,as she has no place else to go.Being in a gang isn't easy.And doesn't help that the boy you like just happens to be in a gang too.ALL HUMAN! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Max, Fang
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days by ablondeinaunionjack reviews
When Lissa comes back into Fang's life, she proves surprisingly hard to get rid of. But Max is coming back in ten days...so he enlists the help of the Flock. Chaos ensues. Can they get rid of Lissa in time? Currently taken down, pending rewrite.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Quality Time by BlueTitan reviews
Attempting to make the best of bad weather, the Titans engage in a little game of Truth or Dare. But when the game turns into a bet involving BeastBoy, Raven, and a month of each other's company without killing one another, will a wedge be driven between
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 223,882 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Max the God by X.LoVeIsPaInFuL.X reviews
The flock kicks Max out and she is found by the gods. She is turned into a goddess and the Flock end up being demigods. What happens when they are placed in her cabin? Will she get over her anger? After Max and the Last Olympian.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Max
A Bunny's Tale by mikanchan94 reviews
Rabbits are sweet and cuddly. So Moriarty could definitely handle and beat a John-turned-into-a-cute-floppy-eared-bunny. Crack fill for bbcsherlockkinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Game of Three by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
In a shattered world, where there are two kinds of people (those with wings and those without), Max is taken prisoner and forced to cage fight. Forced to fight other prisoners like her, it is only her survival instinct that allows her to go on: That, and the mysterious second-in-command to the ruthless Director, who impossibly seems to want to help. AU. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Together by Writer of the Faeries reviews
What happens when Max's home is suddenly filled with guests, including the mysterious Fang? Will they fall for each other? What if Max finds out she is adopted? Well you should probubly read the story so you find out. FAX! I mixed around the characters a bit and added a few of my own. No wings. I'm not the best at summaries so just give this a chance please. If you like, review! :)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,283 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Stardust by KismetJeska reviews
For Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the odds are far from in their favour. The 74th Hunger Games will change their lives in every way- if either of them make it out alive.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,895 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Crux by KismetJeska reviews
'It is something of a cliché that people seem smaller or more vulnerable in hospital beds, but it's one that's alarmingly true'. Johnlock, angst-fest, sequel to 'Aftermath'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Aftermath by KismetJeska reviews
'This most recent piece of research confirms his hypothesis: every item of clothing John owns is long-sleeved.'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deadly Grace by HornTippedHalo reviews
This is about Katsa and Po having a child and what the child would be like. Sorry, I have bad summary skills.
Seven Kingdoms Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,850 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Fair Lady by NextStop.Happiness reviews
When Ari goes off to Paris with his girlfriend, Max is forced to become his replacement. With a boyish cut and a flat chest. What will happen when she debuts in a male music group as Ari? Plot based off the Korean drama, You're Beautiful. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,395 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum The Weak by MaximumRideFanAddict reviews
When Max gets kicked out of the flock, she takes to a double identity using a wig and contacts. She takes to a new flock. When her old flock comes back, what will happen? FAX! WINGS! My first story! Review! No flames please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,048 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Max, Fang
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5560 - Favs: 12,866 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Open a Portal To Hell by patster223 reviews
John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by LOVEZINKSY reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 358 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 182 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 193 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Final Adventure 2: Ace in the Hole by FantasyFan5 reviews
Sequel to TFA. Itex is changing the world, and not in a good way. Wars are breaking out everywhere. Max and her flock are on bad terms, but if they can't forgive each other, they watch the world burn...Let the 'games' begin. Fax, JP owns all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,975 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Fang, Max
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Lesson by nievelion reviews
The very day after his defeat by the Dragon Warrior, a battered and injured Tai Lung is taken in by Master Shifu. Several of the Five, most notably Tigress, think he is out of his mind, while Po has faith in his enemy. Can a father undo his past mistakes?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 630,523 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Tai Lung, Tigress - Complete
Hansel and GreatNowI'mHungryetel by Meltha reviews
During the horcrux hunt in book seven, the trio passes the time by having Hermione tell the Muggle fairytale Hansel and Gretel. Ninth in a series, though each can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Jack the Giant KillMeNow er by Meltha reviews
The trio are hungry on their horcrux hunt, and Hermione tells them the story of Jack and the beanstalk to pass the time. Eighth in a series of crazy Muggle fairy tales.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
RapsolutelyMental unzel by Meltha reviews
The trio are bored and dispirited during their book 7 wanderings, which can lead to only one thing: more Muggle fairytale madness! Seventh in a series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Frog PrInWhatWayDoesThatMakeSense nce by Meltha reviews
During book seven’s horcrux hunt, Hermione tells Harry and Ron the story of the Frog Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
RumpelStillAsCrazyAsEvertskin by Meltha reviews
The trio are nearly at each other’s throats in book seven, but another of Hermione’s insane Muggle fairy tales comes to the rescue. Fifth in a series though each can stand alone .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Little Red Riding HowIsThatPossible od by Meltha reviews
Still chasing the horcruxes, Hermione spends an evening telling Ron and Harry the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Fourth in a series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping BeaYouPeopleAreMadty by Meltha reviews
Hermione tells Ron and Harry the story of Sleeping Beauty to pass the time on their wanderings. Third in a series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Snow WhatAreYouKiddingMe ite by Meltha reviews
Ron is still bored in book seven, so Hermione winds up telling him a fairy story about a strange albino girl and seven short guys. A sequel of sorts to Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete